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Zaach • upvoted 31 items 3 months ago

“It Felt… Fishy”: Man Trades His Wife For A 22YO Receptionist, Ruins His Marriage

*jib

50 Times People Went To The Beach And Found Something They Least Expected (New Pics)

Why do people touch organic materials and creaultures they don't recognize, I'll never understand that lack of self preservation. On the other hand I guess we have these people to thank for the knowledge of what plants and mushrooms we can eat

“It Felt… Fishy”: Man Trades His Wife For A 22YO Receptionist, Ruins His Marriage

*jib

50 Times People Went To The Beach And Found Something They Least Expected (New Pics)

50 Times People Kept Secrets From Their Partner, Only To Reveal Them After Marriage

It should be automatic.....

50 Examples Of Brilliant Infrastructure That Are A Testimony To Human Ingenuity (New Pics)

There are hundreds of buildings that are called phallus shaped, it's about time we got some vulva-shaped constructions as well.

50 Examples Of Brilliant Infrastructure That Are A Testimony To Human Ingenuity (New Pics)

Only for frameless bicycles. ;-)

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

If this is a problem the first thing to try is taking a daily magnesium supplement. We require calcium to contract our muscles and magnesium to relax them, and for most of us in the West the balance in our bodies is too far towards the calcium.

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

Education over athletics???Communiss!

42 Guests Who Saw The Most Chaotic Items On Wedding Registries

Now this is a wonderful much needed idea ❤️having worked in a rescue myself ,food is always needed

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

Ouch ,n he wouldn’t miss either lol

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

I never realised it had been changed. That's how we used to play it when I was at school, so in essence a team needed to score twice in succession to win a game.

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

Chattel is - forever slaves / property slaves. As opposed to indentured / debt slaves

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

That is plain stupid. People working with helicopters daily duck their heads. Pilots do so. Medevac crews do so. It's actually part of mandatory safety training for those people, since 1) blades flex significantly when slowing down 2) ground may be uneven 3) if you are primed on ducking you are less likely to raise a hand or jump 4) some helos have the blades much lower than others. Ducking as an automatic reflex greatly reduces the overall risk, is generally good practice and it helps is not receiving raised dust in your eyes.

50 DIY Fails So Bad They Deserved To Be Publicly Shamed (New Pics)

What a waste of turquoise!

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

Networking Advantage

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

And, just like that, I have respect for Eminem.

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

As if the label doesn’t already tell you that.

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

No doubt male aggression was the primary cause of the tears in the first place

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

Guess where . . . .go on, have a guess 😄 YEP, IT WAS TEXAS . . . of COURSE it was texas 🤣

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

"Strong performance". At chess? His strong performance at chess? So in other words, women can't play chess very well so anyone winning must be a man ?. . . . . . . God help us if a lesbian turns in Dock Martens 💪

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

I did. After the movie was over I wished I had gone to work.

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

Sacrificed his life for photos seems a bit dramatic. He took the photos, realized he couldn’t outrun his fate and made a decision to do his best to preserve his last works in his life. Which is noble but not sacrificial

50 Times People Went To The Beach And Found Something They Least Expected (New Pics)

Witnessed a Christmas Eve snowfall on saguaro cacti in the Sonoran Desert in Tucson - this is equally rare and cool!

25 Delulu Women Who Think They Deserve To Be Treated Like Princesses But Actually Need A Reality Check (New Pics)

Bullet dodged. I am not on the dating scene, but surely getting there under your own steam, so you could leave if anything was awry would be better?

“Good Luck With Bookin’ That Stage”: 24 Savage Celebrity Call-Outs On Social Media

And didn't lose enough because she wrecked the dress.

Sia vs. Azealia Banks

Face 30 Mind-Bending ‘Would You Rather’ Scenarios And Find Out If You’re Like Everyone Else

I want to see the Epstein files.

Face 30 Mind-Bending ‘Would You Rather’ Scenarios And Find Out If You’re Like Everyone Else

Stupid question. A friend who stole food to feed their child would be quite different from a friend who unalived someone.

9YO Breaks $150 Worth Of Goods In Store, Parents Shocked When They Have To Pay For It

That will be 149.76 and for another $10 I'll throw in this shock collar to prevent things like this in the future.

30 Crimes So Common They Barely Feel Illegal Anymore

How else can they get to away games? 😁

Woman Thinks She Has A Perfect Marriage Of 20 Years Until Husband’s Dirty Secret Comes Out

Who here believes this man only slept with the AP one time? And that he had no idea of this kid's existence until 1 month ago. If he lied about the affair in the first place, there's no reason he wouldn't lie about how long in went on, or if he knew she was pregnant.

30 Crimes So Common They Barely Feel Illegal Anymore

Or when you keep a safe distance but someone decides its a good space to jump in so now you have to slow down to re-adjust.

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Zaach • commented on 9 posts 3 months ago

Face 30 Mind-Bending ‘Would You Rather’ Scenarios And Find Out If You’re Like Everyone Else

WTF???

Face 30 Mind-Bending ‘Would You Rather’ Scenarios And Find Out If You’re Like Everyone Else

Already jumped 3 times

Face 30 Mind-Bending ‘Would You Rather’ Scenarios And Find Out If You’re Like Everyone Else

WTF???

Face 30 Mind-Bending ‘Would You Rather’ Scenarios And Find Out If You’re Like Everyone Else

Already jumped 3 times

Woman Called Parents “Terrible” After They Ruined Her Dream Of Having Kids Before It Even Happened

Another attack of the 'YTA's - some have some points but most just do not seem to understand what the real situation is.

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Zaach • submitted a new post 1 year ago

What Is The Theory Of Money That You Believe In?

Zaach • submitted a list addition 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Used To Buy That Was Cheap But Now It’s Expensive?

Zaach • submitted 3 list additions 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Helped You Get Through Your Depressive Episodes In Life?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Dangerous Thing You've Ever Done, And Why Did You Do It? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was The Hardest Time Of Your Life, And How Did You Make It Through? (Closed)

Zaach • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Something Really Stupid You Did As A Kid?

Zaach • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

What Is The Theory Of Money That You Believe In?

Hey Pandas, What Is A Good Outdoor Survival Tip? (Closed)

Zaach • commented on 20 posts 3 months ago

Face 30 Mind-Bending ‘Would You Rather’ Scenarios And Find Out If You’re Like Everyone Else

WTF???

Face 30 Mind-Bending ‘Would You Rather’ Scenarios And Find Out If You’re Like Everyone Else

Already jumped 3 times

30 Crimes So Common They Barely Feel Illegal Anymore

In WA the rule is to make the turn in the shortest distance - they may have updated that after all the round-a-bouts got built since the shortest distance bypasses the center island

30 Crimes So Common They Barely Feel Illegal Anymore

Here in WA cyclists are allowed to break some driving rules (maybe not the state, maybe just Seattle)

30 Crimes So Common They Barely Feel Illegal Anymore

I do; I have adaptive cruise control set to 4 car lengths.

30 Crimes So Common They Barely Feel Illegal Anymore

I learned that if you speed 9 mph over limit, it does not affect your insurance and, generally, the cops will leave you alone (this is for distance travel

Woman Called Parents “Terrible” After They Ruined Her Dream Of Having Kids Before It Even Happened

Another attack of the 'YTA's - some have some points but most just do not seem to understand what the real situation is.

50 Historical Facts And Events That Not Many Talk About

He looks like a Magritte painting

"Dude Was Weird": 35 Instances Where Folks Found Something Bizarre And Gross At A Stranger's Home

At our cabin in Montana, we had an outhouse and a pot under the bed for late night needs. I could not use it bc I was sure everyone would hear me so I went to the outhouse - came face-to-face with a small bear and did not have to use the outhouse anymore

"Dude Was Weird": 35 Instances Where Folks Found Something Bizarre And Gross At A Stranger's Home

I used to visit a 'C=64' friend - his yappy dog was not trained. He smoked - I heard from a mutual friend that the city threatened to condemn his house because the roof over the living room had collapsed.

"Dude Was Weird": 35 Instances Where Folks Found Something Bizarre And Gross At A Stranger's Home

Nope - no ideda

"Dude Was Weird": 35 Instances Where Folks Found Something Bizarre And Gross At A Stranger's Home

Willard, is that you?

"Dude Was Weird": 35 Instances Where Folks Found Something Bizarre And Gross At A Stranger's Home

Boric acid spread along the walls; the boric acid reacts with the alkaline stomach creating gas - cockroaches can not pass gas. (In my head I visualize cockroaches running up the wall and exploding :)

"Slept With My Fiancé And Her Mother Did Too": 42 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Horrible Friends

Yeah, I had a 'friend' who had time for me until she got a boyfriend - off and on for years

"Slept With My Fiancé And Her Mother Did Too": 42 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Horrible Friends

Have you seen how dirty the flag gets while flown from their vehicles?

50 Times “There Was An Attempt" But The Universe Had Other Plans (New Pics)

Baby Daddy??

50 Terrifying Photos If You’re Feeling Like Getting The Heebie-Jeebies (New Pics)

It's just a step to the left...

50 Terrifying Photos If You’re Feeling Like Getting The Heebie-Jeebies (New Pics)

Are you my mommy?

Zaach • upvoted 20 items 3 months ago

50 Examples Of Brilliant Infrastructure That Are A Testimony To Human Ingenuity (New Pics)

There are hundreds of buildings that are called phallus shaped, it's about time we got some vulva-shaped constructions as well.

50 Examples Of Brilliant Infrastructure That Are A Testimony To Human Ingenuity (New Pics)

Only for frameless bicycles. ;-)

50 Times People Kept Secrets From Their Partner, Only To Reveal Them After Marriage

It should be automatic.....

50 DIY Fails So Bad They Deserved To Be Publicly Shamed (New Pics)

What a waste of turquoise!

42 Guests Who Saw The Most Chaotic Items On Wedding Registries

Now this is a wonderful much needed idea ❤️having worked in a rescue myself ,food is always needed

50 Times People Went To The Beach And Found Something They Least Expected (New Pics)

Witnessed a Christmas Eve snowfall on saguaro cacti in the Sonoran Desert in Tucson - this is equally rare and cool!

Animal Comics

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

As if the label doesn’t already tell you that.

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

I never realised it had been changed. That's how we used to play it when I was at school, so in essence a team needed to score twice in succession to win a game.

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

Education over athletics???Communiss!

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

No doubt male aggression was the primary cause of the tears in the first place

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

Networking Advantage

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

Chattel is - forever slaves / property slaves. As opposed to indentured / debt slaves

Interesting-Intriguing-Today-I-Learned-2025-August-Facts

TIL the last conviction for private and conseual homosexual acts in the USA was in 1998.

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

Guess where . . . .go on, have a guess 😄 YEP, IT WAS TEXAS . . . of COURSE it was texas 🤣

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