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Opie&Mary Heflin
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Couples, Relationships
Husband Declares “You Cook, You Clean” Rule After Wife’s Pasta Tornado, Leaves Her Furious
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Guy Sick Of Lady's Bike Blocking Hall, Gets It Removed By Property Management As She Won't Listen
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She got into a bad car wreck and changed. Physically she recovered but mentally she was a totally different person. Before the wreck she was committed to her career and wanted a house and a family. After the wreck she became a hippie, experimenting with d***s and travels the country in a van.
Unclear if it was the concussion/brain injury or the PTSD from the whole ordeal.
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Curiosities
“Why Babysitter, What Did We Do Wrong?”: 30 Unresolved Mysteries People Doubt They'll Ever Solve
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When I was about 6/7ish i was looking for bugs around my grandparents house, under furniture and what not. I checked under a cupboard in the living room and saw a single eye on a stalk looking back at me (kinda like a snail but not slimy) from behind one of the cupboards rear legs. I thought it must be a toy so I went to the kitchen and asked my gran to give me something to reach it with (it was too far away for me to reach by hand). Armed with a spaghetti server I went back to the cupboard and the eye was still there, I reached to get it... And it disappeared. my grandad then moved the cupboard and we could find no evidence of anything hiding behind it. I ended up writing up notes and drawing pictures in a journal which I still have somewhere. For some reason this mystery as stuck with me ever since and I have no idea what it could be. Overactive imagination?
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Homeowner Turns To Petty Tactics To Keep Annoyingly Clueless Neighbor Off Their Property
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