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Laserleader • commented on 2 posts 13 hours ago

45 Times People Accidentally Learned A Secret That Changed How They Saw Someone Forever

Told my teen nephew about the times his mother commited crimes as a teenager, which confused him because she told him she was a perfect teenager. I didnt know she had lied to him, so I couldn't take it back.

45 Times People Accidentally Learned A Secret That Changed How They Saw Someone Forever

Which is why telling anyone to "smile" always makes them immediately angry. Smiling is a privilege, NOT a social requirement.

Laserleader • commented on 12 posts 1 day ago

"Vatican City Has The Highest Crime Rate In The World": 49 Nonsense-Sounding Statements That Turned Out To Be True

Ummm. I would like to see that study, because if true that would mean different genetic races have different coefficients too. I know some people who have water rolling off them while others soak it up like sponges.

"Vatican City Has The Highest Crime Rate In The World": 49 Nonsense-Sounding Statements That Turned Out To Be True

Nice for you. Ive worked 2-4 jobs my entire life starting at 14 and at 45, I now own a car that is less than 4 yr old, and live with my parents because I cant afford rent and housing, and banks wont give me loans because I buy everything outright rather than getting loans. I even have my own business, and I am a decade away from saving enough for even a down payment on a house. Yet my FIL retired at 55 because he got retirement programs that ended before I was even born, that no longer exist.

"Vatican City Has The Highest Crime Rate In The World": 49 Nonsense-Sounding Statements That Turned Out To Be True

Also waves are not actually up and down, they move in a spiral, but if you cross section it you get a wave, which is how instruments show it.

"Vatican City Has The Highest Crime Rate In The World": 49 Nonsense-Sounding Statements That Turned Out To Be True

There are some years when they barely grow and others where the US gets invaded by them, and cities have to collect them from gutters and streets to keep traffic moving.

"Vatican City Has The Highest Crime Rate In The World": 49 Nonsense-Sounding Statements That Turned Out To Be True

Wrong! WTH are they teaching? That is NOT how genetics work. We are all HUMAN, and when the sperms is CREATED it has either an x or a mising segment making it a Y. Some mutations can cause x or y to not present itself, but no WE ARE NOT ALL FEMALE.

"Vatican City Has The Highest Crime Rate In The World": 49 Nonsense-Sounding Statements That Turned Out To Be True

Just remember the ball is not the same volume although they are the same size.

"Vatican City Has The Highest Crime Rate In The World": 49 Nonsense-Sounding Statements That Turned Out To Be True

It's NOT trampling, they are EATING the baby birds for calcium.

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Laserleader • upvoted an item 1 day ago

"Vatican City Has The Highest Crime Rate In The World": 49 Nonsense-Sounding Statements That Turned Out To Be True

Deer and cattle will eat birds and eggs when they are able to do so without major effort.

Laserleader • upvoted an item 2 days ago

"Vatican City Has The Highest Crime Rate In The World": 49 Nonsense-Sounding Statements That Turned Out To Be True

There is no defined ‘end point’ to the atmosphere, it just keeps going and gets hazier and hazier until it becomes really hard to determine if it’s finished or still ongoing

Laserleader • commented on 10 posts 3 days ago

50 Hilarious Memes That Instantly Lift The Mood

My Prius says to set at 40, why would anyone care about 35?

50 Hilarious Memes That Instantly Lift The Mood

A bubble would decrease the pressure, but whatev'es.

50 Hilarious Memes That Instantly Lift The Mood

My Prius says to set at 40, why would anyone care about 35?

50 Hilarious Memes That Instantly Lift The Mood

A bubble would decrease the pressure, but whatev'es.

50 Hilarious Memes That Instantly Lift The Mood

How old is that child? Still in diapers at that age?

50 Hilarious Memes That Instantly Lift The Mood

Think of it as they are the same color, we dont know which way the color looks and its not medically possible to tell.

50 Hilarious Memes That Instantly Lift The Mood

Autism wasnt a diagnosis when I was tested in the 90's, but everyone in my family KNOWS I have a large host of issues that now fall under the modern diagnosis. I am still wondering if its worth navigating the Healthcare system to find out.

50 Hilarious Memes That Instantly Lift The Mood

I tried buying them, from the giant baskets of them outside local cheap jewelers, but they rarely lasted a day, and I thought there was something wrong with me. Then I discovered they are a super soft mineral and basically like glass. Thats how I discovered nice looking things are not what they seem, and value is in the eye of the buyer only.

50 Old Ads That Show Which Values Changed And Which Stayed The Same Over Time

A lot of modern and a few AI going on here.

50 Old Ads That Show Which Values Changed And Which Stayed The Same Over Time

But then you wouldnt be shaming them for not being "skinny". They set the size to match the "normal" child's age, so buying a size 10 for an 8 year old would be wrong. So a size 8 husky/chubby would be the ONLY choice.

50 Old Ads That Show Which Values Changed And Which Stayed The Same Over Time

The "diamonds are forever" was to stop people from discovering the value dropped over 50% on the normal market, and the "two months salary" became the mark of how wealthy the man is based on how much 2 months could buy. It became a root of diamond culture

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You make it sound like there are no resources on the US. I happen to KNOW there are people who won't accept help because they WANT to live a certain way and refuse anything with attachment. Grew up with somone whose parents were millionaire's yet he refused to become an adult, get a job, or even bathe, and filled any room he was freely given with garbage and s**t to the roof (not kidding). D***s and schizophrenia are accused but neither is diagnosable since he is CHOOSING to do what he does. Cant arrest, cant keep in centers or housing, cant force medications, cant force them to take care of themselves, so just gotta watch them live their lives screaming to the skies and walking the streets.

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Laserleader • upvoted an item 4 days ago

50 Hilarious Memes That Instantly Lift The Mood

We're not all in the same boat. We're in the same storm, and some of us are on big ol boats, some are in leaky rowboats, and some are swimming desperately, hoping to find something, anything, to grab onto.

Laserleader • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

Bored Panda Presents The Most Unforgettable 2025 Pop Culture Moments

Another dont know don't care. Wow, I guess I don't pay attention to trivial garbage.

Bored Panda Presents The Most Unforgettable 2025 Pop Culture Moments

Didn't hear, didnt care, good for them.

Laserleader • commented on 11 posts 1 week ago

46 Facts About Life That Might Change How You See Everything

WRONG! I live where about half the population (+5000) collects rainwater from their roofs into tanks. They throw a chlorine tab in if a small animal dies in the tank but thats about it.

46 Facts About Life That Might Change How You See Everything

A old co-worker at a preschool vanished from the public, and I found out years later she had been taking Christmas ornaments from the attic and tripped on the stairs, was immobilized from the shoulders down.

46 Facts About Life That Might Change How You See Everything

WRONG! I live where about half the population (+5000) collects rainwater from their roofs into tanks. They throw a chlorine tab in if a small animal dies in the tank but thats about it.

46 Facts About Life That Might Change How You See Everything

If You Like Learning The Bizarre Facts From History, Here Are 45 Really Unexpected Ones

That would be in interesting paper...I wonder if it has a backing?

If You Like Learning The Bizarre Facts From History, Here Are 45 Really Unexpected Ones

Actually the Kanji used by both Chinese cultures and Japan are literally reduced symbols of pictures, so the idea is similar but not the same symbol usage at all. Think emoji versus acronyms slowly refining over hundreds of years.

If You Like Learning The Bizarre Facts From History, Here Are 45 Really Unexpected Ones

They say "most" and then name three that have no roots with the Romanic languages which are the basis of most written languages today, including languages that were unwritten before Western influences (English, French, German, Spanish, almost all written North American Native languages, many written African languages).

If You Like Learning The Bizarre Facts From History, Here Are 45 Really Unexpected Ones

It has been scientifically proven that most every mammal has the same base chemicals for emotion, and many non mammals have the EXACT SAME chemicals for some of the same, though not as conplex depending on the kind.

If You Like Learning The Bizarre Facts From History, Here Are 45 Really Unexpected Ones

You don't know Evangelical Christians, Elitists, sociopaths, low IQ or any political person, then.

If You Like Learning The Bizarre Facts From History, Here Are 45 Really Unexpected Ones

Ummm, people could read in their heads, the same way you use your inner monologue now. Verbalizing made it easier but not impossible at all.

If You Like Learning The Bizarre Facts From History, Here Are 45 Really Unexpected Ones

And he was best friends with several presidents and graduated college alongside US political and business leaders. He was a favored friend, until he became the #1 enemy for not doing exactly what the US demanded in his own land of origin, and betrayed his partners by wanting what they had, conplete autonomy over his own realm that they promised him. History shows how propaganda makes enemies out of friends real fast.

If You Like Learning The Bizarre Facts From History, Here Are 45 Really Unexpected Ones

I think they are marking a time period, because it took a long time before westward expansion made it around South America, and Spanish and French made it to them. (I live on an island north of them, and we have lots of Haida where I live.

If You Like Learning The Bizarre Facts From History, Here Are 45 Really Unexpected Ones

In a party dress too. She was not dressed for the jungle and got fortunate it was reasonable climate, but got eaten alive by bugs.

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Laserleader • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Laserleader • commented on 2 posts 13 hours ago

45 Times People Accidentally Learned A Secret That Changed How They Saw Someone Forever

Which is why telling anyone to "smile" always makes them immediately angry. Smiling is a privilege, NOT a social requirement.

Laserleader • commented on 12 posts 1 day ago

62 Times People Saw An Opportunity To Exploit A Situation And Took It

People who work online figured out they could do it from anywhere a long time ago. You make it sound complex, and its not.

62 Times People Saw An Opportunity To Exploit A Situation And Took It

Cheap machine... in my town its at least $5 for the small machine, and drying is at least $4-10 depending on what is drying.

62 Times People Saw An Opportunity To Exploit A Situation And Took It

Yeah, but you do pay annual fees. So that "free" card costs a minimum of $80 a year, and you dont get points unless you use the card.

"Vatican City Has The Highest Crime Rate In The World": 49 Nonsense-Sounding Statements That Turned Out To Be True

Also waves are not actually up and down, they move in a spiral, but if you cross section it you get a wave, which is how instruments show it.

"Vatican City Has The Highest Crime Rate In The World": 49 Nonsense-Sounding Statements That Turned Out To Be True

There are some years when they barely grow and others where the US gets invaded by them, and cities have to collect them from gutters and streets to keep traffic moving.

"Vatican City Has The Highest Crime Rate In The World": 49 Nonsense-Sounding Statements That Turned Out To Be True

Just remember the ball is not the same volume although they are the same size.

"Vatican City Has The Highest Crime Rate In The World": 49 Nonsense-Sounding Statements That Turned Out To Be True

It's NOT trampling, they are EATING the baby birds for calcium.

Laserleader • commented on 6 posts 3 days ago

50 Hilarious Memes That Instantly Lift The Mood

My Prius says to set at 40, why would anyone care about 35?

50 Hilarious Memes That Instantly Lift The Mood

A bubble would decrease the pressure, but whatev'es.

50 Hilarious Memes That Instantly Lift The Mood

How old is that child? Still in diapers at that age?

50 Hilarious Memes That Instantly Lift The Mood

Think of it as they are the same color, we dont know which way the color looks and its not medically possible to tell.

50 Hilarious Memes That Instantly Lift The Mood

Laserleader • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

"Vatican City Has The Highest Crime Rate In The World": 49 Nonsense-Sounding Statements That Turned Out To Be True

There is no defined ‘end point’ to the atmosphere, it just keeps going and gets hazier and hazier until it becomes really hard to determine if it’s finished or still ongoing

"Vatican City Has The Highest Crime Rate In The World": 49 Nonsense-Sounding Statements That Turned Out To Be True

Deer and cattle will eat birds and eggs when they are able to do so without major effort.

Laserleader • upvoted an item 3 days ago

50 Hilarious Memes That Instantly Lift The Mood

Laserleader • upvoted an item 1 week ago

If You Like Learning The Bizarre Facts From History, Here Are 45 Really Unexpected Ones

And why they never numbed the area before circumscising them

Laserleader • upvoted 6 items 1 week ago

People Are Sharing The Hilarious Moments In Which They Caught Their Pets Stealing Food (New Pics)

It's not stealing if the camera person is setting the situation up in advance.

People Are Sharing The Hilarious Moments In Which They Caught Their Pets Stealing Food (New Pics)

Maybe you shouldn't have your plate on the floor

50 Funny Old Newspaper Clippings That Aged Way Better Than Expected

Meanwhile, the evangelist would probably be distrusted, if not despised, by both.

People Share 50 Hilariously Awkward Childhood Pics They Wish They Could Delete

I bet he would love this if you tagged Brendan and posted this pic.

"Winner Of The Worst Photo Edit”: 20 Times Fans Noticed Bizarre Details In Celebrity Photos

I think it's simply a rock that's in front of her hand. If you follow the line of her "missing hand" upwards, you see a bit of rock protruding, and you also see that a tiny bit of sleeve is "missing" at the top. Nice illusion though, at first glance it definitely looks like a missing hand.

"Winner Of The Worst Photo Edit”: 20 Times Fans Noticed Bizarre Details In Celebrity Photos

His tattoos are so obviously stretched in the edited photo

Laserleader • upvoted 8 items 2 weeks ago

55 Restaurant Dishes Served So Strangely People Took Photos First

Silly but not awful

People Just Had To Shame These 53 Foods That Could Be Considered Kitchen Crimes

Spruce tip tea is a common North American Native food, and these look like they are for steeping. Usually fresh grown tips are boiled and the broth is the tea while the needles are pulled from the core which is soft and tender little veggie. But no one tries to eat the actual needles so this is obviously for tea.

People Just Had To Shame These 53 Foods That Could Be Considered Kitchen Crimes

Would eat

People Just Had To Shame These 53 Foods That Could Be Considered Kitchen Crimes

Looks like AI. Delicious AI.

The ER Is For Real Emergencies, But These 46 Doctors And Nurses Reveal What Kind Of People Don’t Realize This

Define "minor head injury in a young person". I can understand the OP having their dander raised over some of the above, but who would chance their kid's head injury?

50 Hilariously Relatable College Memes That Might Make You Laugh, Then Cry

The thing is, physically writing something helps the brain remember it. Even using a keyboard isn't the same. Note taking is a lost skill.

“I Couldn't Stop Laughing”: 47 Weird But Surprisingly True Excuses For Missing Work

I’m pretty sure it’s not illegal to carry knives … especially work knives. I knew bad sh*t that would curtail our rights was going to happen on 9/11 as it was happening. It’s almost like nobody had heard of the Reichstag fire.

64 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With An Embarrassing Fail (New Pics)

Fine with this as long as they teach *all* the bible. That is how you make atheists.

Laserleader • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

I'd just presume they don't know how to properly help and explain to them how to do it properly next time.

Try Not To Judge: Decide If These 26 Everyday Moments Are Reasonable Or Overreacting

If that's how they are responding, that is probably part of the nature of your relationship, they might be trying to lighten your mood. All you have to do is ask for serious help getting offended would be ridiculous in this scenario as there's nothing offensive happening.

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