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Aelin Wildfire • commented on a post 5 months ago

Men Suspect Women Don’t Understand These 30 Things About Them

My dad used to work with a man like this. He came home one day and told us about the horrific vitriol this guy was spewing, and I asked him if he called the guy out for it, went to HR, anything... He didn't. He claimed that he didn't want to start drama because he worked with the guy... Just from my personal experience with men, A) it's statistically likely that the average guy has or will interact with a man like this at some point, and B) otherwise decent men rarely call this behavior out, even when it's blatantly obvious. Also, if we assume that a non-dangerous man is dangerous, at worst, his feelings get hurt. If we assume a dangerous man is non-dangerous, we potentially end up in a body bag. We -have- to assume the worst.

Aelin Wildfire • commented on 26 posts 7 months ago

“5 Years Of My Life Down The Drain For Nothing”: Lifestyle Choices That Scream “Red Flag”

I think this is less about people who have everything on the list, and more about people who act condescending toward anyone who -doesn't- have everything on the list...

“5 Years Of My Life Down The Drain For Nothing”: Lifestyle Choices That Scream “Red Flag”

Yes, that's what the post is saying: if they have friends who cheat, that's a red flag.

“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

This doesn't matter (as much) if you have an "organism-ni", as the muscular contractions will pull the "tadpoles" toward whichever ovary ovulated most recently. Also, I hear that taking Mucinex (or something similar) thins the cervical mucus and makes it easier for the "tadpoles" to swim through. But I just got sterilized, so don't take my word for it. 🤷‍♀️

“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

I wonder if this is where "Etsy" got their site name...

“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

And what's worse is, braking suddenly on a busy street causes a chain reaction of -others- hitting their brakes. So you're not just messing with your own fuel efficiency: you're messing with the efficiency of the roadway in general.

“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

If your nose is blocked (potentially because of something contagious), then it's safer not to be eating in public anyway... And obviously, if you know you're not contagious, just cover your mouth. 🤷‍♀️

30 Wild Facts People Learned About The Female Body And Needed To Share

My doc actually -recommended- their removal and cited the risk reduction as a reason. But I also got a doc who agreed to sterilize me at 29y/o with no kids and without talking to my husband, so... I probably just got lucky.

“She’s Basically Half-Dolphin”: 40 Things Couples Realized Only After Marriage

But technically, pants have three holes... Two legs and a waist. Now I'm confused.

Dating Hell: These 45 Men Are Probably The Reason These Women Have Sworn Off Dating

Based on context? I think "ex husband", but I don't know for sure.

Dating Hell: These 45 Men Are Probably The Reason These Women Have Sworn Off Dating

Sounds like Prince Charming... You know, from Shrek?

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

That's because the ones who don't know that, don't get dates with women.

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Don't know if I would call it a "lily" exactly... Sure doesn't smell the same! 😖

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Women still use more toilet paper anyway, because we have to use it -every- time we go to the bathroom, #1 or #2. Men often only use it when they go #2, which is once or twice a day....

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

.... I did not realize until you said this, but I think I do this.... Or used to, anyway...

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Either that, or they assume that because you've already got a partner, you won't be interested in going after them....

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Reminds me of that old saying that the size of the rockets that go to space is limited by the size of two horses' butts....

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

And honestly, for 97% of things, there's no reason they -have- to be "manly" or "girly" (read "womanly": I don't like double standards). Skin care isn't a women-only thing. Fixing stuff isn't a men-only thing. We -all- need some pampering, and we -all- need to contribute to the household. Your partner asking you to be part of what they're doing is them wanting to strengthen the bond between you. If it's something you really truly don't like, fine, but if you're just refusing because society is telling you you "should", you might want to rethink that...

These 45 Awkward Dating Stories Prove Parents Shouldn’t Be Involved In Your Love Life

So, from what I hear, it has a lot to do with mothers' unmet emotional needs... If their husbands are cold and uncaring (or passive, or otherwise just unavailable), they end up gravitating to the person who makes them feel most loved/needed. Which is often the son/child. And so when the child grows up and gets a partner, for the mom, it feels more like losing a husband than having their child grow up and leave the nest.... Which is totally gross, of course.

These 45 Awkward Dating Stories Prove Parents Shouldn’t Be Involved In Your Love Life

You know your relationship is bad when your dreams about marrying your partner are -nightmares-...

These 45 Awkward Dating Stories Prove Parents Shouldn’t Be Involved In Your Love Life

Never -want- to know... 🤢

These 45 Awkward Dating Stories Prove Parents Shouldn’t Be Involved In Your Love Life

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These 45 Awkward Dating Stories Prove Parents Shouldn’t Be Involved In Your Love Life

Google is free with internet service, so... 🤷‍♀️

48 Times Elderly People Proved That They’re The Funniest (New Pics)

Bet she paid more (or the same amount) for all that wrapping paper!

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Aelin Wildfire • upvoted 13 items 7 months ago

Woman Realizes Her Husband’s Affection Was Never About Love, Shocks Him With Divorce

This is not a man who will stand by you "for better or worse". If you get critically ill, cancer, accident, anything that incapacitates you, he will abandon you. Personally, I wouldn't be waiting for that moment.

Woman Realizes Her Husband’s Affection Was Never About Love, Shocks Him With Divorce

Nobody can make this decision for you. Trust your gut instinct. You will know. Wishing you good things.

Woman Realizes Her Husband’s Affection Was Never About Love, Shocks Him With Divorce

Nobody can make this decision for you. Trust your gut instinct. You will know. Wishing you good things.

“5 Years Of My Life Down The Drain For Nothing”: Lifestyle Choices That Scream “Red Flag”

I agree. Messy and dirty are very different things. Messy is fine, it just means you're disorganized. A filthy bathroom on the other hand...

48 Times Elderly People Proved That They’re The Funniest (New Pics)

I have one that says I'm a toolmaker, they call me when the engineers can't figure it out.

48 Times Elderly People Proved That They’re The Funniest (New Pics)

For one awful second I thought it was 'Don't fúck *on* the table' and wondered what kind of parties Grandma was throwing.

Wife Is Treated Like A Sitter During Visits, Husband Steps In And Puts His Foot Down

They're just freeloaders. Funny how they keep the "babysitting" bit in their heads without remembering the "paying" bit. 😄

48 Times Elderly People Proved That They’re The Funniest (New Pics)

That's a grand-dad joke

These 45 Awkward Dating Stories Prove Parents Shouldn’t Be Involved In Your Love Life

I'm sorry for OP having to be divorce while fighting for her life but if the s*****g ex decides to come groveling back now that he's been chucked to the sidelines by "mummy dearest", she ought to tell him HELL NO and that she is as serious as a, well you know what... -_-

30 People Share The Unexpected Ways They Found Out Their Partner Was Cheating

Hopefully, afterwards he became insignificant to you.

30 People Share The Unexpected Ways They Found Out Their Partner Was Cheating

Smart kid.

30 People Share The Unexpected Ways They Found Out Their Partner Was Cheating

Dafuq? Both him and mom can kick rocks.

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How-People-Found-Out-Partner-Cheating

The husband of the woman he cheated on me with pulled up in front of my house with a jansport bookbag FULL of proof. Told me I was too pretty to be getting played.

These 45 Awkward Dating Stories Prove Parents Shouldn’t Be Involved In Your Love Life

"Girls won't date me" No s**t, they usually don't like children as partners.

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Aelin Wildfire • commented on a post 5 months ago

Men Suspect Women Don’t Understand These 30 Things About Them

Aelin Wildfire • commented on 19 posts 7 months ago

50 Moments In Which Women Realized They Wouldn’t Be Marrying Their Partner

Good riddance to bad garbage!

Insiders Share 30 Industry Truths The Public Often Isn't Even Aware Of

“5 Years Of My Life Down The Drain For Nothing”: Lifestyle Choices That Scream “Red Flag”

I think this is less about people who have everything on the list, and more about people who act condescending toward anyone who -doesn't- have everything on the list...

“5 Years Of My Life Down The Drain For Nothing”: Lifestyle Choices That Scream “Red Flag”

Yes, that's what the post is saying: if they have friends who cheat, that's a red flag.

“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

I wonder if this is where "Etsy" got their site name...

“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

30 Wild Facts People Learned About The Female Body And Needed To Share

“She’s Basically Half-Dolphin”: 40 Things Couples Realized Only After Marriage

But technically, pants have three holes... Two legs and a waist. Now I'm confused.

Dating Hell: These 45 Men Are Probably The Reason These Women Have Sworn Off Dating

Based on context? I think "ex husband", but I don't know for sure.

Dating Hell: These 45 Men Are Probably The Reason These Women Have Sworn Off Dating

Sounds like Prince Charming... You know, from Shrek?

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

That's because the ones who don't know that, don't get dates with women.

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Don't know if I would call it a "lily" exactly... Sure doesn't smell the same! 😖

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Women still use more toilet paper anyway, because we have to use it -every- time we go to the bathroom, #1 or #2. Men often only use it when they go #2, which is once or twice a day....

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

.... I did not realize until you said this, but I think I do this.... Or used to, anyway...

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Either that, or they assume that because you've already got a partner, you won't be interested in going after them....

Men Open Up About 34 Things No One Told Them About Women Until They Started Dating One

Reminds me of that old saying that the size of the rockets that go to space is limited by the size of two horses' butts....

Aelin Wildfire • upvoted 20 items 7 months ago

Wife Is Treated Like A Sitter During Visits, Husband Steps In And Puts His Foot Down

They're just freeloaders. Funny how they keep the "babysitting" bit in their heads without remembering the "paying" bit. 😄

Friend Upset After Being Asked To Bring Her Own Food, Says It’s “Food Shaming”

It doesn't matter if the friend lives with her parents, by herself, with a horde of sentient gerbils, or with a bunch of trolls under a bridge. She's still forcing herself onto OP nearly every week and eating $40-$60 worth of OP's food every single time.

Friend Upset After Being Asked To Bring Her Own Food, Says It’s “Food Shaming”

Forget the food. She is pestering OP to let her come over until OP gives in! Even if they are busy with work! THAT would annoy me the most

Friend Upset After Being Asked To Bring Her Own Food, Says It’s “Food Shaming”

YTA are crazy, the OP already said that the mooch lives with her parents! She's not poor and struggling to buy food, she's deliberately using OP in order to get free food. I'd drop her in a flash, let her go eat someone else out of house and home. Also, I suffered from compulsive eating disorder as a teenager and I never did this. The extra food I binged on, I bought myself.

Friend Upset After Being Asked To Bring Her Own Food, Says It’s “Food Shaming”

If "friend" is coming over once a week and eating *half* of OP's groceries, "friend" need to give OP $$$ or start bringing her own food. Off the top, sounds like "friend " is using OP as a therapist that feeds her. 😡

They Try To Sabotage You

They Cannot Be Trusted

They Rarely Answer Your Call

They Use You To Gain Access To Other People

Conditional Friendship

They Tend To Use Emotional Blackmail On You

“What’s The Wildest Cheating Story You’ve Witnessed Or Happened To You?” (30 Answers)

You don't go around telling people you have an open marriage, except of course any potential partners. I was in an open relationship for over ten years, married for nine, and only a very few people would have known. (It had originally been at her suggestion, and we split up for reasons completely unrelated to any extra-marital relationships).

30 People Share The Unexpected Ways They Found Out Their Partner Was Cheating

Dafuq? Both him and mom can kick rocks.

30 People Share The Unexpected Ways They Found Out Their Partner Was Cheating

Hopefully, afterwards he became insignificant to you.

30 People Share The Unexpected Ways They Found Out Their Partner Was Cheating

Smart kid.

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How-People-Found-Out-Partner-Cheating

The husband of the woman he cheated on me with pulled up in front of my house with a jansport bookbag FULL of proof. Told me I was too pretty to be getting played.

50 Moments In Which Women Realized They Wouldn’t Be Marrying Their Partner

Oooh yes, let's do that

50 Moments In Which Women Realized They Wouldn’t Be Marrying Their Partner

So many redflags that you could sew them all together, create a huge hot-air balloon, put all those men inside and send them to space.

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Things-Not-Qualified-Husband

One guy I thought I’d marry ( I was young and more naive then) woke me up at 3am to make him a sandwich. I made both of us sandwiches, took them back, he didn’t want mayo- had to remake his sandwiches. When I was done, he left all the crumbs on my bed and drove to his mom’s house.

50 Moments In Which Women Realized They Wouldn’t Be Marrying Their Partner

I'm hoping that was the last sandwich you made for him.

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