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Dumb teenager • commented on 9 posts 11 months ago

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

Russian Woodpecker is even more impressive again. Build during the Cold War, it looks like a giant alien fence out of a sci fi movie

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

It’s spitting out the moon. Clearly it tastes bad

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

Sounds fun, I vote we do it

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

Only smaller, more recent ones though that were inspired by egypts earlier ones

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

And has a bonus of not looking like it ran into a wall

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Dumb teenager • upvoted 31 items 11 months ago

50 Memes Perfect For Anyone With A Spicy Brain

But then she'll just be focusing on the cheese. She will not notice you.

50 Memes Perfect For Anyone With A Spicy Brain

As a man, I can say this would also work with me. Level of fascination would depend, of course, on what sort of cheese you're offering.

50 Memes Perfect For Anyone With A Spicy Brain

But then she'll just be focusing on the cheese. She will not notice you.

50 Memes Perfect For Anyone With A Spicy Brain

As a man, I can say this would also work with me. Level of fascination would depend, of course, on what sort of cheese you're offering.

50 Memes Perfect For Anyone With A Spicy Brain

I love this!

30 Sad And Wild Casino Secrets People Discovered After Working In A Casino

This is how corruption happens. Politicians and gangsters hanging out together.

30 Sad And Wild Casino Secrets People Discovered After Working In A Casino

That would be interesting to see

50 Wild Body Hacks That Surprisingly Actually Work

If that doesn't work, try stretching your calves.

50 Cats That May Leave You Laughing So Hard You’ll Forget All Your Worries For A Minute (New Pics)

The Yang's celebrate their first home purchase.

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

Oi! You can’t park here!

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

One of the most challenging engineering attempts in the history of mankind

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

I won't say I'm inept, but in my last pillow fight the pillow won.

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

Not to speak about the 700's... or 70'a or 7'a or 7000's BC.

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

Please give an explanation to dispute that claim.

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

Finders keepers!

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

You left out the critical piece of information that explains the 15 inches per hour. In addition to being rotated, the building was also moved 52 feet to the south.

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

Well, if you want to get technical, all colors are illusions. The colors our brains perceive are the wavelengths either created by objects (as in light sources) or reflected by objects. Colors do not exist as a property of those objects themselves. So, with that in mind, you can say the sun is yellow (from our vantage point on Earth, at least) and be as correct as when you say an apple is red.

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

yeah but I'll never forgive myself

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

Time zones give meaning to the concept of noon.

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

second one is waaaaay cuter imo

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

Anyone want to invest in a Saharan ski resort? Some shares still remaining. Act quickly before the shrewd Nigerian prince snaps up the rest!

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

But why?

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

If you can move one kilo, you can move one tonne. If you can move a tonne, you can move a mountain. It just takes time and people.

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

Second one is soooo much better! Better for the poor dogs.

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

What?

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

Hey Bored Panda, can we get more stuff like this and less stuff about celebrities and lists of stuff someone thinks we should buy?

1.7M People Are Crying Laughing At The Memes From This Page, So Here Are The 49 Best

Absolutely it depends on the quality and the location. I grew up in NYC in the 70s and there were some subways cars that were straight up works of art. Then there were idiots who'd spray paint their name on subway maps so no one could read them. Two totally different things warranting two totally different responses.

1.7M People Are Crying Laughing At The Memes From This Page, So Here Are The 49 Best

I'm in two minds about whether removing graffiti is a good thing or not. Might depend on the quality ...

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

Yep. And we'd be orbiting around Saturn, Saturn wouldn't be orbiting around us.

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

Birds of prey have been kept by humans for millennia. It's not really so much different from riding a horse, using a dog for hunting, even just house pets. The anklets are made of leather and are not painful or irritating. The birds are regularly allowed to fly freely and choose to return to their human handlers, so it's not really captivity as such.

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

Mommy, look what I found at the beach!

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

The tide is coming in.... Ruuuuuun!!!!

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

And boy would it look cool, though it'd probably play merry hell with Earth's gravity.

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Dumb teenager • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Dumb teenager • submitted 18 list additions 1 year ago

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Dumb teenager • commented on 20 posts 11 months ago

50 Memes Perfect For Anyone With A Spicy Brain

The whole 1-10 rating thing has never made sense to me. How am I supposed to make a judgment when I don’t know what 10 feels like?

50 Memes Perfect For Anyone With A Spicy Brain

I just use Prozac to turn the whole system off

30 Sad And Wild Casino Secrets People Discovered After Working In A Casino

Sounds like a great way to get robbed. One of the richest buildings in the world giving public tours showing where the money, chips and security supplies are stored.

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

Russian Woodpecker is even more impressive again. Build during the Cold War, it looks like a giant alien fence out of a sci fi movie

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

It’s spitting out the moon. Clearly it tastes bad

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

Sounds fun, I vote we do it

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

Only smaller, more recent ones though that were inspired by egypts earlier ones

“Walmart Is The World’s Largest Retailer Of Diamonds”: 50 Facts That Are Useless But Interesting

And has a bonus of not looking like it ran into a wall

“I Thought I Was Lazy”: 50 People Who Took Laziness To Infuriating Levels (New Pics)

Perhaps it was full when they were left there

“I Thought I Was Lazy”: 50 People Who Took Laziness To Infuriating Levels (New Pics)

Not seeing how this hurts anyone

30 Times People Were Shocked By What They Saw In Someone Else’s Home

Many people keep them entirely aware of how big they get simply because they want a large pet. Same reason some people like big dog breeds

Never-Before-Seen Amazon Tribe Captured In Stunning First Glimpse: “Leave Them Alone”

Actually never mind, I just read the article and it sounds like they’re very aware of modern society and are going to great lengths to avoid it.

Never-Before-Seen Amazon Tribe Captured In Stunning First Glimpse: “Leave Them Alone”

I recon send a single messanger to them to attempt to explain the outside world to them if they are interested. If they want to remain isolated then let them, and if they want to join the modern world then let them. It would be unfair to force them into modern society, but equally unfair to keep them entirely unaware of its existence.

50 Funny Memes That Are Like Witnessing A Dumpster Fire You Can’t Stop Laughing At

Looks like something I’d see in my town. I think it says a lot that we have a well advertised hemp shop on main street less then 500 meters from the cop station (this is in Australia so it’s not like it’s legal but literally no one here cares)

50 “Weird Facts” That You Might Not Have Known Before Today (New Pics)

“The degree cost me an arm and a leg but it was worth it”

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

What did I do to deserve such fowl language?

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

My great great great aunties third cousins step fathers dogwalkers best mate was Irish, so so am I! /j

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Would you rather die of infection or starvation?

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

I recon it’s ducks 🦆

Dumb teenager • upvoted 20 items 11 months ago

50 Memes Perfect For Anyone With A Spicy Brain

But then she'll just be focusing on the cheese. She will not notice you.

50 Memes Perfect For Anyone With A Spicy Brain

As a man, I can say this would also work with me. Level of fascination would depend, of course, on what sort of cheese you're offering.

50 Memes Perfect For Anyone With A Spicy Brain

I love this!

30 Sad And Wild Casino Secrets People Discovered After Working In A Casino

That would be interesting to see

30 Sad And Wild Casino Secrets People Discovered After Working In A Casino

This is how corruption happens. Politicians and gangsters hanging out together.

50 Cats That May Leave You Laughing So Hard You’ll Forget All Your Worries For A Minute (New Pics)

The Yang's celebrate their first home purchase.

50 Wild Body Hacks That Surprisingly Actually Work

If that doesn't work, try stretching your calves.

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

Hey Bored Panda, can we get more stuff like this and less stuff about celebrities and lists of stuff someone thinks we should buy?

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

Oi! You can’t park here!

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

Finders keepers!

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

Mommy, look what I found at the beach!

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

Don't you hate that. I'm always losing my oil rigs when I go fishing..

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

Yep. And we'd be orbiting around Saturn, Saturn wouldn't be orbiting around us.

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

The tide is coming in.... Ruuuuuun!!!!

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

And boy would it look cool, though it'd probably play merry hell with Earth's gravity.

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

One of the most challenging engineering attempts in the history of mankind

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

If you can move one kilo, you can move one tonne. If you can move a tonne, you can move a mountain. It just takes time and people.

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

Slowly, deliberately, and with an amazing knowledge of air flow and ventilation.

50 Photos Of Gigantic Things That Are Big “Nopes” For Anyone With Megalophobia (New Pics)

Unreal Landscape: Dolomites, Italy

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