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the engineer 🇺🇦

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im an engineer. here's what ya need to know about me.
-i have eleven hard science PHDs.
-i proudly own the patent for the sentry gun, the dispenser, and the teleporter.
-pyro is not a monster, they are just misunderstood.
-i have sentry guns EVERYWHERE.
-other friends to mention are pumpkin spice, headless roach, zara the squiddy squid, grudge-holding treefrog, lakota, and many more.

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the engineer 🇺🇦 • commented on 36 posts 2 years ago

50 Seriously Confusing Pics That Might Require A Double Take, As Shared On This Twitter Page

camo is really working this time

50 Seriously Confusing Pics That Might Require A Double Take, As Shared On This Twitter Page

"dammit jerry how the heck do you lose an entire car???"

50 Seriously Confusing Pics That Might Require A Double Take, As Shared On This Twitter Page

as you can see, scientists have given cloning another go

Artist Illustrates Literal Meanings And Clever Puns Found In The English Language (30 New Pics)

pretty much describes the earth right now

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Pictures That May Leave Your Bowels Dropping In Fear (New Pics)

more like mickey mouse cult

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Pictures That May Leave Your Bowels Dropping In Fear (New Pics)

i dont really care. they arent harmful

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Pictures That May Leave Your Bowels Dropping In Fear (New Pics)

op should call the cops

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Pictures That May Leave Your Bowels Dropping In Fear (New Pics)

Nicholas RAAAAAAAAAGE

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Pictures That May Leave Your Bowels Dropping In Fear (New Pics)

shoebill! from head on it looks like a person in a bird suit.

Someone Asks People To Share Facts That “Barely Anyone Knows”, And They Deliver (30 Answers)

admit it. yall called them rolly pollys when you were little. we all did it

Someone Asks People To Share Facts That “Barely Anyone Knows”, And They Deliver (30 Answers)

ive had the frosting before. i love it

Someone Asks People To Share Facts That “Barely Anyone Knows”, And They Deliver (30 Answers)

i find spy hopping cute. their little heads poking out just sayin "hi"

Someone Asks People To Share Facts That “Barely Anyone Knows”, And They Deliver (30 Answers)

carrier pigeons! during WW1 they carried messages back and fourth across the battlefield. there was one named cher ami (dear friend). they were once shot through the breast and leg, but still managed to deliver their message.

30 Times TV Show Writers Showed Such Incredible Attention To Detail, People Couldn’t Help But Be Amazed

pasted from google: "'The Weird, Wonderful, and Delightful Star' is a Chinese children's animated Comedy series created by Chinese food company Sanyuan Foods to promote a brand of goat milk of the same name. The show is best known for being a rip-off of the British-American Cartoon Network show The Amazing World of Gumball."

30 Times TV Show Writers Showed Such Incredible Attention To Detail, People Couldn’t Help But Be Amazed

"screw you guys! im going home!"

30 Of The Most Horrendous Things People Did That Made Them Lose Their Closest Friends

weird way to kill it but ok. i just throw them back

30 People Reveal The Deeply Disturbing Secrets They Uncovered About Someone Close To Them, Leaving Them Shocked And Traumatized

i would have beat his a*s, but i would have let him live

I Tried To Show How Playing With Perspective Can Change What We See (35 Pics)

analog railgun

Hey Pandas, Show Us A Pride Flag In Your Home (Closed)

i need those

50 Memes To Bring A Taste Of British Humor To Your Screen (New Pics)

i mean they do taste really good

50 Memes To Bring A Taste Of British Humor To Your Screen (New Pics)

OH MY GOD ITS THE BONBONS

50 Memes To Bring A Taste Of British Humor To Your Screen (New Pics)

i comment on movies a lot

50 Memes To Bring A Taste Of British Humor To Your Screen (New Pics)

those are Fiats i think

50 Memes To Bring A Taste Of British Humor To Your Screen (New Pics)

yup

50 Memes To Bring A Taste Of British Humor To Your Screen (New Pics)

yessss

50 Memes To Bring A Taste Of British Humor To Your Screen (New Pics)

aye

50 Times People Spotted Some Of The Most Hilarious Bumper Stickers Ever (New Pics)

how the hell did that not get censored???

50 Times People Spotted Some Of The Most Hilarious Bumper Stickers Ever (New Pics)

im a human but im changing teams. f**k humanity

50 Times People Spotted Some Of The Most Hilarious Bumper Stickers Ever (New Pics)

*insanely loud train horn* HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

50 Times People Spotted Some Of The Most Hilarious Bumper Stickers Ever (New Pics)

MINE

The "Things That Are Not Aesthetic" Facebook Page Is Collecting Some Of The Most Bizarre Images Out There, And Here Are 50 Of The Worst (New Pics)

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My 40 Funny And Sometimes A Little Dark Comics

sir my client pleads oopsie daisy

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the engineer 🇺🇦 • upvoted 3 items 2 years ago

Artist Illustrated Literal Meanings Of Words And Word Combinations (New Pics)

Someone Asks People To Share Facts That “Barely Anyone Knows”, And They Deliver (30 Answers)

This should help explain it: https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Entrepreneur-Content-Series-2-648080f0b552e.jpg

Artist Illustrated Literal Meanings Of Words And Word Combinations (New Pics)

Someone Asks People To Share Facts That “Barely Anyone Knows”, And They Deliver (30 Answers)

This should help explain it: https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Entrepreneur-Content-Series-2-648080f0b552e.jpg

50 Times People Spotted Some Of The Most Hilarious Bumper Stickers Ever (New Pics)

The Aperture Science sticker is cooler

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the engineer 🇺🇦 • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Have You Had Any Super Relatable Thoughts?

the engineer 🇺🇦 • submitted 6 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Would Be Your Ideal Christmas Gift? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing You Collect?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Freakiest Unsolved Mystery?

Hey Pandas, Post Your Funniest Accidental Photo Of Animals Outside

Hey Panda's, Write A Random Song Lyric

Hey Pandas, Have You Had Any Super Relatable Thoughts?

the engineer 🇺🇦 • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

48 Pride Month Memes To Celebrate The Queerest Month Of The Year

oh hey spy

48 Pride Month Memes To Celebrate The Queerest Month Of The Year

NUGGET

48 Pride Month Memes To Celebrate The Queerest Month Of The Year

banana breadddddddddddddddd...

48 Pride Month Memes To Celebrate The Queerest Month Of The Year

oh no... *distant demoman noises* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

50 Seriously Confusing Pics That Might Require A Double Take, As Shared On This Twitter Page

camo is really working this time

50 Seriously Confusing Pics That Might Require A Double Take, As Shared On This Twitter Page

"dammit jerry how the heck do you lose an entire car???"

50 Seriously Confusing Pics That Might Require A Double Take, As Shared On This Twitter Page

as you can see, scientists have given cloning another go

Artist Illustrates Literal Meanings And Clever Puns Found In The English Language (30 New Pics)

pretty much describes the earth right now

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Pictures That May Leave Your Bowels Dropping In Fear (New Pics)

more like mickey mouse cult

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Pictures That May Leave Your Bowels Dropping In Fear (New Pics)

i dont really care. they arent harmful

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Pictures That May Leave Your Bowels Dropping In Fear (New Pics)

op should call the cops

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Pictures That May Leave Your Bowels Dropping In Fear (New Pics)

Nicholas RAAAAAAAAAGE

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Pictures That May Leave Your Bowels Dropping In Fear (New Pics)

shoebill! from head on it looks like a person in a bird suit.

Someone Asks People To Share Facts That “Barely Anyone Knows”, And They Deliver (30 Answers)

admit it. yall called them rolly pollys when you were little. we all did it

Someone Asks People To Share Facts That “Barely Anyone Knows”, And They Deliver (30 Answers)

ive had the frosting before. i love it

Someone Asks People To Share Facts That “Barely Anyone Knows”, And They Deliver (30 Answers)

i find spy hopping cute. their little heads poking out just sayin "hi"

Someone Asks People To Share Facts That “Barely Anyone Knows”, And They Deliver (30 Answers)

30 Times TV Show Writers Showed Such Incredible Attention To Detail, People Couldn’t Help But Be Amazed

"screw you guys! im going home!"

30 Of The Most Horrendous Things People Did That Made Them Lose Their Closest Friends

weird way to kill it but ok. i just throw them back

the engineer 🇺🇦 • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

Artist Illustrated Literal Meanings Of Words And Word Combinations (New Pics)

Someone Asks People To Share Facts That “Barely Anyone Knows”, And They Deliver (30 Answers)

This should help explain it: https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Entrepreneur-Content-Series-2-648080f0b552e.jpg

50 Times People Spotted Some Of The Most Hilarious Bumper Stickers Ever (New Pics)

The Aperture Science sticker is cooler

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers)

Stay mad Jared

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers)

What’s the truth Michael?

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers)

Why can’t you tell me?

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers)

Well I just thought you were well educated on this topic. Am I incorrect?

Hilarious-Weird-Dms

DawnieG17 reply

Give up Starbucks, brew your own! You’ll save so much money! B***h, I don’t drink coffee

30 Of The Funniest Posts From The ‘IT Humor And Memes’ Facebook Group (New Pics)

Please. That's amateur. They don't even have a second powerstrip plugged into the first powerstrip.

30 Of The Funniest Posts From The ‘IT Humor And Memes’ Facebook Group (New Pics)

So, I just need to become a sorcerer, and THEN I can get that 4090 I want. XD

30 Of The Funniest Posts From The ‘IT Humor And Memes’ Facebook Group (New Pics)

Spicy pillow!

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It confuses their sense of direction. They won't know if they are coming or going!

Hilarious-Funny-Signs

“I Was Able To Look Up His Obituary And The Photo Matched His Appearance”: 30 Creepy Encounters, As Shared By Internet Users

Update Complete

30 Fascinating Things From The Past That Survived For Future Generations To Explore, As Shared On This Facebook Group

Can confirm (jk)

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts To Spark Your Curiosity (New Pics)

clean your boat hull between lakes so you don't cross-contaminate, people!

30 Deadly Everyday Things That Many People Are Not Aware Of, As Listed In This Online Thread

If they ever made a Home Alone movie in a tropical location, I could imagine Kevin using coconut trees as part of his defense system.

People Are Making Fun Of Evolution Of Pretty Much Everything With 40 Hilarious Memes

This article is seriously trying to attack me personally. And anyway, can't you see the profound majesty of the chicken

upnflames reply

You know, it kind of blows my mind that Europe has free education and free healthcare, but you can't get a drink of water or take a p**s without paying.

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