While potty training my 2yo, she figured out she could pee a little, get a chocolate chip as a reward, then wait 2 minutes, go pee again and get more chocolate. She's gaming my system at 2. Years. Old.

Date or marry much younger men.

Abandon their child. I say this laying on a hospital couch next to my sleeping wife after she just gave birth to our daughter.

Single moms pick up the slack all the time and the farther is just considered a dead beat. If a mother abandoned the family, she is considered vile and heartless.

Have pockets large enough to hold things.

Ask for an abortion.

Get called a great parent for doing things with their kid one day a week. Oh and they get to pick the fun weekend things and ignore the boring stuff. Double points if they have a YouTube channel.

Interrupt men while they’re talking….

Enjoy bodily autonomy.

Have opinions.

Age.

Be ugly/unkempt.

Walk alone at night.

Not know how to handle their children. This peeves me. How is it women get slated for not being able to handle a tantrum or children’s behaviour but for men it’s just cute….

Not smiling.

Not know how to do basic life skills. 

If a man doesn’t know how to clean, cook, do laundry etc women are expected to do it for them and/or their mothers are blamed for not teaching it

Women are just not allowed to not know. If they don’t know they have to figure it out.

Have hair on your legs or armpits. Not wanting to be alone with your own kids. Not doing a single chore on days they have to work. Not wearing makeup to important events. Watching something on their phone at events they don't want to be at. Not being ready for kids until their 30s or 40s (even though s***m quality decreases with age).

Have five kids across three spouses, cheat notoriously, pay [adult workers], defend sexual [attack], while being bankrolled by a guy with 14 kids with 6 women, mostly out of wedlock.

Show anger. Men get respect, women get called emotional.

Be president.

Speak up for ourselves in the workplace.

When men do it, they're being confident and decisive and fill in the blank with a positive term.

When women do it, we are being b*tches or, my favorite expression -- we *have a tone*. No man on this earth has ever been told in the workplace that he *has a tone*.

Have hair everywhere but their head.

Age, past 35.

Be topless.

Opt out of participating in family function planning scheduling. A husband/man can just not participate and no one bats an eye. But if the in laws reach out to organize Thanksgiving/Christmas/summer/family traditions and she doesn’t respond or jump into happily planning she is a “[jerk] that is trying to steal our son/brother/friend”.

And her parents wouldn’t reach out to him to expect him to plan. She gets the privilege of doing both sides of the family.

Standing up for yourself. Easy way to get labeled a [jerk].

Make choices about their reproductive health.