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Eastendbird • upvoted an item 16 hours ago

Mom Asks If Kicking Out Husband And Son A Few Days Before Christmas Was An Overreaction

What about his other parent, the male one, usually addressed as "father"? He's not able to feed and shelter his son? It's all on the mother?

Eastendbird • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

“Americans, Think You’re Irish?”: Decode All 32 Slang Terms From Ireland To Prove It

Half of those are not perculiar to Ireland. And context makes a lot of difference to the meaning - dope can mean fantastic, drúgs or a stupid person depending on context.

“Americans, Think You’re Irish?”: Decode All 32 Slang Terms From Ireland To Prove It

Q2: it's 'broken', not broke. This isn't pedantic nitpicking as 'broke' could be taken to mean 'having no money's, and in the context of a quiz the distinction is important.

“Americans, Think You’re Irish?”: Decode All 32 Slang Terms From Ireland To Prove It

Half of those are not perculiar to Ireland. And context makes a lot of difference to the meaning - dope can mean fantastic, drúgs or a stupid person depending on context.

“Americans, Think You’re Irish?”: Decode All 32 Slang Terms From Ireland To Prove It

Q2: it's 'broken', not broke. This isn't pedantic nitpicking as 'broke' could be taken to mean 'having no money's, and in the context of a quiz the distinction is important.

“Americans, Think You’re Irish?”: Decode All 32 Slang Terms From Ireland To Prove It

we never say "top o the morning".... ever thats an american thing

“Americans, Think You’re Irish?”: Decode All 32 Slang Terms From Ireland To Prove It

Plenty of these apply to the UK too.

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

A lot? Most likely no more than two to three minutes, twice a month.

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

This man's wife spends a lot of time deciding which shade of beige to paint the bedroom ceiling.

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Eastendbird • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

“That Is Next Level Betrayal”: 52 Of The Biggest Backstabbing Moments In Hollywood

Just to show how classy Debbie Reynolds was, she eventually forgave Taylor, albeit many years later, and they became friends again.

58 Times Parents Turned Their Crazy Moments Into Funny Tweets This November

She has NO IDEA what’s coming 😂

Eastendbird • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

And the vast majority of American Pandas are the first to recognise and call out the faults in their own country. I've visited the US several times, of course it's not perfect but I've met so many friendly, kind Americans, enjoyed the beautiful countryside and really hate the knee jerk anti-americanism on here.

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

Yeah shades of "Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin.

Eastendbird • upvoted 14 items 3 days ago

38 Australians Share Culture Shocks Tourists Get While Visiting

"No nononononono no no no ... uh, yes!" ~ Jim, The Vicar of Dibley

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

What's wrong with this?

38 Australians Share Culture Shocks Tourists Get While Visiting

"No nononononono no no no ... uh, yes!" ~ Jim, The Vicar of Dibley

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

What's wrong with this?

The Past Never Looked So Funny: 50 Memes That Turn History Into Comedy

The really absurd thing is that if they hadn't invaded (which was driven by the need to distract the Argentinian population from economic and social problems) the Falklands world probably have become Argentinian. The local population was being favourable consulted about it and the UK government was not adverse to the idea.

“The Bullet I Dodged Was That Linda Was A Flake”: 44 Times People Got Truly Lucky

New 'Driving on the Highway' fear unlocked

50 Funny And Interesting Movie Memes And Posts That Hit Harder Than Some Of Those Films

How I met your mother too. Can I volunteer the best ending? Star Trek Voyager.

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

This is actually a very good idea

50 Funny And Interesting Movie Memes And Posts That Hit Harder Than Some Of Those Films

BEEEENDDERRR!!! B-E-N-D-E-R!

“The Bullet I Dodged Was That Linda Was A Flake”: 44 Times People Got Truly Lucky

Big credit for 'we' when talking about pregnancy and the baby. Credit as well for the absence of bitterness seen in other posts

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

Imagine taking someone's arm as a souvenir. Imagine having to pretend like you're happy to be receiving it back from the psychopath who took it.

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

Actually, if it gets people in prison fruits and vegetables I'm all for it. You should see the c**p most prison's serve. Baloney sandwiches on white bread with American cheese and an apple. It's gross.

The Past Never Looked So Funny: 50 Memes That Turn History Into Comedy

Not that they wanted to leave......

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

Sounds like the person interviewing dodged a bullet.

“The Bullet I Dodged Was That Linda Was A Flake”: 44 Times People Got Truly Lucky

That's some Final Destination s**t right there.

The Past Never Looked So Funny: 50 Memes That Turn History Into Comedy

Without WWII, we'd never have had the NHS, women in the workplace, or social housing, so thank you. 😉

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Eastendbird • commented on 4 posts 4 days ago

50 Hilariously Wholesome Animal Memes That Help People Forget Problems And Heavy Thoughts (New Pics)

My favourite is the bower bird

21 Book Titles So Outrageously Funny, The Cover Alone Is Worth The Price

I remember reading this years ago and loving it - absolutely fascinating.

50 Hilariously Wholesome Animal Memes That Help People Forget Problems And Heavy Thoughts (New Pics)

My favourite is the bower bird

21 Book Titles So Outrageously Funny, The Cover Alone Is Worth The Price

I remember reading this years ago and loving it - absolutely fascinating.

50 Times People Spotted Kitties Sitting At The Window And Just Had To Take A Pic (New Pics)

"...and your mother smells of elderberries!"

35 Trips To The Doctor That Left Patients So Embarrassed

Don't forget "bathroom" and "restroom"!

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Eastendbird • upvoted 6 items 4 days ago

“Her Scream Has Been Imprinted On My Heart”: 40 Moments That Left Hospital Staff Shaken

Please remember that non-medical people don’t know what you are talking about when you use abbreviations.

“Her Scream Has Been Imprinted On My Heart”: 40 Moments That Left Hospital Staff Shaken

Had to read this about four times to understand it.

“Her Scream Has Been Imprinted On My Heart”: 40 Moments That Left Hospital Staff Shaken

Please remember that non-medical people don’t know what you are talking about when you use abbreviations.

“Her Scream Has Been Imprinted On My Heart”: 40 Moments That Left Hospital Staff Shaken

Had to read this about four times to understand it.

35 Trips To The Doctor That Left Patients So Embarrassed

You had leeks. Very severe case.

35 Trips To The Doctor That Left Patients So Embarrassed

I can imagine that there a few greater pleasures for a Doctor than being able to tell a genuinely worried patient, who presented with symptoms that might have meant something bad, that there is nothing serious the matter with them.

50 Times People Spotted Kitties Sitting At The Window And Just Had To Take A Pic (New Pics)

Five cuties! Nice!

“Her Scream Has Been Imprinted On My Heart”: 40 Moments That Left Hospital Staff Shaken

Fúck that and fúck you. My dad had two college degrees, was an engineer with IBM for decades, and he STILL fell off of a ladder and sustained catastrophic brain damage. Accidents can happen to ANYONE, regardless of whether they've "done their homework" or not. The lesson isn't "do your homework, kids" but instead should be "don't do dangerous stuff". And trust me, even well-educated, very intelligent people sometimes do dangerous things.

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Eastendbird • upvoted 5 items 5 days ago

50 Times People Spotted Kitties Sitting At The Window And Just Had To Take A Pic (New Pics)

'Tuscan Morning', acrylic on wood, 1957

“Her Scream Has Been Imprinted On My Heart”: 40 Moments That Left Hospital Staff Shaken

Due to having PTSD, when I'm startled I physically react, and depending on the situation the reaction can be painful for the idiot who startled me.

50 Times People Spotted Kitties Sitting At The Window And Just Had To Take A Pic (New Pics)

Almost. I think you mean ‘ Vermeer’ close enough though 🙂

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Eastendbird • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Film Or TV Programme Do You Quote Most In Real Life As A Reaction To Something Happening Or Just For Laughs?

Eastendbird • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Film Or TV Programme Do You Quote Most In Real Life As A Reaction To Something Happening Or Just For Laughs?

Eastendbird • submitted 7 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Craziest “How We Met” Story? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Day Will You Always Remember And Why? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Story Behind Your Username? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's One Thing You Didn't Do And Regret Not Doing?

Hey Pandas, When's The Moment You Realized Your Ex Was Awful? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, AITA For Getting Mad At My Husband? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Us About A Time When Your Neighbors Were Being Unreasonable? (Closed)

Eastendbird • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

Yeah shades of "Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin.

Eastendbird • commented on 4 posts 4 days ago

50 Hilariously Wholesome Animal Memes That Help People Forget Problems And Heavy Thoughts (New Pics)

My favourite is the bower bird

21 Book Titles So Outrageously Funny, The Cover Alone Is Worth The Price

I remember reading this years ago and loving it - absolutely fascinating.

50 Times People Spotted Kitties Sitting At The Window And Just Had To Take A Pic (New Pics)

"...and your mother smells of elderberries!"

35 Trips To The Doctor That Left Patients So Embarrassed

Don't forget "bathroom" and "restroom"!

Eastendbird • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

50 Examples Of Women Who Are Overlooked In History

From what I could find out online it's not confirmed that this actually is a photo of Charlotte Bronte.

40 Times T-Shirt Designs Had Such Hilarious English Phrases, The Designer Definitely Got “Lost In Translation" (New Pics)

....an old bag?

Eastendbird • commented on a post 1 week ago

“Lost The Ability To Walk Because Of Energy Drinks”: 50 Interesting And Shocking Stories

Yes! Especially since they left it on a cliffhanger.

Eastendbird • commented on 11 posts 1 week ago

50 Photos Ruined In The Funniest Way Possible By Unexpected Cameos (New Pics)

"Ahem, good sir, judging by your face decoration, your behaviour may have been somewhat questionable."

43 Foreigners Share Traits That Instantly Reveal Someone Is American

I'd say either, don't particularly have one way to say a date!

43 Foreigners Share Traits That Instantly Reveal Someone Is American

No, they said don't presume someone from the UK must live in London. Same as all Americans aren't from New York.

43 Foreigners Share Traits That Instantly Reveal Someone Is American

Well aren't you a sweetheart...The UK uses Celsius, we changed, why don't you?

31 Medical Professionals Share The Most Bizarre Instances When Patients Tried "Self-Treatment"

https://slate.com/culture/2022/08/beyonce-renaissance-lizzo-spaz-ableist-slur-lyrics-history.html

31 Medical Professionals Share The Most Bizarre Instances When Patients Tried "Self-Treatment"

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/spaz-insult-spastic-diplegia/ And take a look at this article before you label someone as "confidently incorrect".

31 Medical Professionals Share The Most Bizarre Instances When Patients Tried "Self-Treatment"

See Huddo's sister's comment, Gabriel.

41 Things That A Close Person Said As A Joke But Not Everyone Around Was Actually Laughing

60 and counting, still waiting.

41 Things That A Close Person Said As A Joke But Not Everyone Around Was Actually Laughing

I'm skinny, always have been. One time I was introduced to someone new while out. A friend made a comment about how I love my food but don't put on weight. New acquaintance then said "Oh god, couldn't you just slap her!" I was just 😲 😲 😮.

"She Never Learns": Meghan Markle's Harper’s Bazaar Moment Sends The Internet Into Meltdown

"He was a symbol of an imaginary monoracial Britain"..sooo, he was white? Not sure what else this sentence is supposed to mean. Hilariously autocorrect kept trying to change that to "monorail Britain".

Grandma Asks For A Bit More Free Time From Babysitting 5 Kids, Daughters Lose It

Schools in England (may also happen in other parts of the UK, can't speak for them) provide "Breakfast Clubs" before school and "After School Clubs" where they will care for children. They usually run from around 8am in the morning and until 5.30pm (times vary from school to school). They charge a fee, but it's often cheaper than alternatives. This is known as "wraparound care".

Eastendbird • upvoted an item 17 hours ago

Mom Asks If Kicking Out Husband And Son A Few Days Before Christmas Was An Overreaction

What about his other parent, the male one, usually addressed as "father"? He's not able to feed and shelter his son? It's all on the mother?

Eastendbird • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

“Americans, Think You’re Irish?”: Decode All 32 Slang Terms From Ireland To Prove It

Half of those are not perculiar to Ireland. And context makes a lot of difference to the meaning - dope can mean fantastic, drúgs or a stupid person depending on context.

“Americans, Think You’re Irish?”: Decode All 32 Slang Terms From Ireland To Prove It

Plenty of these apply to the UK too.

“Americans, Think You’re Irish?”: Decode All 32 Slang Terms From Ireland To Prove It

Q2: it's 'broken', not broke. This isn't pedantic nitpicking as 'broke' could be taken to mean 'having no money's, and in the context of a quiz the distinction is important.

“Americans, Think You’re Irish?”: Decode All 32 Slang Terms From Ireland To Prove It

we never say "top o the morning".... ever thats an american thing

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

A lot? Most likely no more than two to three minutes, twice a month.

51 Pictures That Prove We Are Already Living In A Strange Dystopia That Lost The Plot (New Pics)

This man's wife spends a lot of time deciding which shade of beige to paint the bedroom ceiling.

Eastendbird • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

58 Times Parents Turned Their Crazy Moments Into Funny Tweets This November

She has NO IDEA what’s coming 😂

“That Is Next Level Betrayal”: 52 Of The Biggest Backstabbing Moments In Hollywood

Just to show how classy Debbie Reynolds was, she eventually forgave Taylor, albeit many years later, and they became friends again.

Eastendbird • upvoted 11 items 3 days ago

38 Australians Share Culture Shocks Tourists Get While Visiting

"No nononononono no no no ... uh, yes!" ~ Jim, The Vicar of Dibley

The Past Never Looked So Funny: 50 Memes That Turn History Into Comedy

Not that they wanted to leave......

The Past Never Looked So Funny: 50 Memes That Turn History Into Comedy

Without WWII, we'd never have had the NHS, women in the workplace, or social housing, so thank you. 😉

The Past Never Looked So Funny: 50 Memes That Turn History Into Comedy

50 Funny And Interesting Movie Memes And Posts That Hit Harder Than Some Of Those Films

BEEEENDDERRR!!! B-E-N-D-E-R!

50 Funny And Interesting Movie Memes And Posts That Hit Harder Than Some Of Those Films

How I met your mother too. Can I volunteer the best ending? Star Trek Voyager.

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

What's wrong with this?

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

This is actually a very good idea

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

Imagine taking someone's arm as a souvenir. Imagine having to pretend like you're happy to be receiving it back from the psychopath who took it.

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

Sounds like the person interviewing dodged a bullet.

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