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Eastendbird • commented on 2 posts 5 hours ago

“That’s How You Know You Have Too Many”: Childless Couple Witness Dad Forgetting How Many Kids He Has

Mr EEB and I are child-free. He didn't want kids, I was neutral. People..OK let's be honest, women kept telling me " Oh, you wait, you'll get a bit older and then the baby fever will start and you'll want kids!" So I waited..and waited.. and it never did. I sometimes wonder what it would have been like but basically I don't feel I missed out. If you're going to have children I think the feeling should be well above "Meh..."

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Why the long face?

Eastendbird • upvoted 5 items 6 hours ago

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Eastendbird • upvoted 9 items 1 day ago

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Ditto. It wouldn't even occur to me to ask my partner if she was a virgin when we met. I guess I could ask one of her four adult children if they know.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Are you confusing Britain with England?

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Ditto. It wouldn't even occur to me to ask my partner if she was a virgin when we met. I guess I could ask one of her four adult children if they know.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Are you confusing Britain with England?

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

I do not understand the obsession with virginity. So gross.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Yeah. Plenty of other images of him (Nicky Schiller, BBC News) show it's not really like that.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

It's Crystal Tips! (BBC Kids cartoon from the 1970s, look it up).

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

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78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

This looks like a Photoshop job. And a bad one at that.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

"They'll never know I'm losing my hair."

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

That explains some things.

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Eastendbird • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

Host Uninvites Outspoken Vegan Sister From Family Cookout, Says She Sparks Drama, Parents Push Back

It's vegans like her that causes society to dislike vegans.

Host Uninvites Outspoken Vegan Sister From Family Cookout, Says She Sparks Drama, Parents Push Back

People like her give vegans a bad name. Sadly, I've never met a vegan who isn't like that. It's like a religion with them, always trying to convert people who have no interest in being converted. I'm not saying all vegans are like that, only I haven' met any.

Eastendbird • upvoted 5 items 3 days ago

If Everything Is Annoying You Right Now, These 50 Memes Might Help Lighten Your Mood

I asked one if they needed a wee. Answer: no. Reason: they had already done a wee.

69 Seemingly Dumb Ideas That Turned Out To Be Brilliant

Abolutely reckless and incredibly stupid thing to do.

If Everything Is Annoying You Right Now, These 50 Memes Might Help Lighten Your Mood

I asked one if they needed a wee. Answer: no. Reason: they had already done a wee.

69 Seemingly Dumb Ideas That Turned Out To Be Brilliant

Abolutely reckless and incredibly stupid thing to do.

69 Seemingly Dumb Ideas That Turned Out To Be Brilliant

Lucky it turned out to be ''they had a blast'' and not ''they ended up with broken necks''.

69 Seemingly Dumb Ideas That Turned Out To Be Brilliant

It's called Murphy's Law

From "Classically Elegant" Gowns To "Crumpled" Dresses, Here Are 20 Disputed Royal Wedding Looks

"Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother" refers to HM Queen Elizabeth II's mother...

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Eastendbird • commented on 5 posts 3 days ago

“He Hates Her”: Expert Breaks Down Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s “Tense” NBA Date Night

I think he's just a typical not very bright, rich, over privileged posh boy. He made his choice and now has to live with the consequences of his actions. Sad really. Contrary to what some people seem to think his marriage to Meghan was overwhelmingly popular when it happened.

69 Seemingly Dumb Ideas That Turned Out To Be Brilliant

"One of his guns was missing"... so he has more than one gun, lying around, for a child to take and do God knows what with. And he's allowed to foster children?

“He Hates Her”: Expert Breaks Down Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s “Tense” NBA Date Night

69 Seemingly Dumb Ideas That Turned Out To Be Brilliant

"One of his guns was missing"... so he has more than one gun, lying around, for a child to take and do God knows what with. And he's allowed to foster children?

69 Seemingly Dumb Ideas That Turned Out To Be Brilliant

I'm glad this worked out but am I the only one thinking that it was a huge amount of pressure on his then girlfriend to say yes to the proposal. Both families there?! Including her mum who he describes as "notoriously difficult"! What if his girlfriend was unsure? What if she felt obligated to say yes because of the set up? Public proposals, really not a good idea, especially in these circumstances.

From "Classically Elegant" Gowns To "Crumpled" Dresses, Here Are 20 Disputed Royal Wedding Looks

She chose it!

“It Would End Soon”: Woman Cancels Wedding After Learning About Fiancé’s Family’s ‘Tradition’

Most historians consider prima nocte to be a myth.

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Eastendbird • commented on 4 posts 4 days ago

From "Classically Elegant" Gowns To "Crumpled" Dresses, Here Are 20 Disputed Royal Wedding Looks

"The haters started hating"? Who? The roads outside the church were lined with cheering crowds, Prince Charles walked her down the aisle as she didn't want her dad there. It was a broadcast on the TV and watched by millions.

“It Would End Soon”: Woman Cancels Wedding After Learning About Fiancé’s Family’s ‘Tradition’

And in this week's episode of "Things That Never Happened"...

From "Classically Elegant" Gowns To "Crumpled" Dresses, Here Are 20 Disputed Royal Wedding Looks

“It Would End Soon”: Woman Cancels Wedding After Learning About Fiancé’s Family’s ‘Tradition’

And in this week's episode of "Things That Never Happened"...

If Everything Is Annoying You Right Now, These 50 Memes Might Help Lighten Your Mood

I asked a child in my class once, "Do you feel like you might be sick?" And they nodded and then threw up in my face.

If Everything Is Annoying You Right Now, These 50 Memes Might Help Lighten Your Mood

I live in a flat/apartment. My local store is below the flat. I don't want to think about the ways I've dressed to buy a pint of milk.

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Eastendbird • upvoted an item 4 days ago

40 Wild Coworkers That Brought Infamy To People’s Workplaces

The guy didn't know he was ordering around his boss? Or am I missing something?

Eastendbird • upvoted 4 items 5 days ago

If Everything Is Annoying You Right Now, These 50 Memes Might Help Lighten Your Mood

Honestly just thought they were referring to “You’re my lobster” from Friends!

Where You Land On The Narcissism Scale: A 29-Question Self-Reflection Quiz

There is only one question where my answer would mark heavily towards narcissism and that's the one about being irritated when someone interrupts my story. The thing is, though, that my irritation has nothing to do with narcissism, it's a reaction to rudeness. I get equally irritated when people interrupt other people. Isn't the narcissist in that situation the one who believes that they deserve to be heard more than the person speaking so just talk over them?

If Everything Is Annoying You Right Now, These 50 Memes Might Help Lighten Your Mood

Honestly just thought they were referring to “You’re my lobster” from Friends!

Where You Land On The Narcissism Scale: A 29-Question Self-Reflection Quiz

30 Funny Tweets For Anyone Who’s Tired Of The Depressing News

That toy is called a "Labubu". It's funny because it sounds like "la boo-boo" - "boo-boo" being child-ese for "injury", and the "la" making it sound French XD

If Everything Is Annoying You Right Now, These 50 Memes Might Help Lighten Your Mood

*photo of any of Trump's staff* Sycoph

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Eastendbird • upvoted 3 items 6 days ago

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Are In Need Of Their Daily Dose Of Laughter

I've never heard a Sikh pronounce it as 'sick', somewhere between the two, but always more like 'seek'.

Judge These 26 Relationship Gestures And See If You’re Accepting The Bare Minimum

Depends on where you live.

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Are In Need Of Their Daily Dose Of Laughter

I've never heard a Sikh pronounce it as 'sick', somewhere between the two, but always more like 'seek'.

Judge These 26 Relationship Gestures And See If You’re Accepting The Bare Minimum

Depends on where you live.

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Are In Need Of Their Daily Dose Of Laughter

We do?

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Eastendbird • submitted a new post 3 years ago

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Eastendbird • commented on 2 posts 5 hours ago

“That’s How You Know You Have Too Many”: Childless Couple Witness Dad Forgetting How Many Kids He Has

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Why the long face?

Eastendbird • commented on 5 posts 3 days ago

“He Hates Her”: Expert Breaks Down Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s “Tense” NBA Date Night

69 Seemingly Dumb Ideas That Turned Out To Be Brilliant

"One of his guns was missing"... so he has more than one gun, lying around, for a child to take and do God knows what with. And he's allowed to foster children?

69 Seemingly Dumb Ideas That Turned Out To Be Brilliant

From "Classically Elegant" Gowns To "Crumpled" Dresses, Here Are 20 Disputed Royal Wedding Looks

She chose it!

“It Would End Soon”: Woman Cancels Wedding After Learning About Fiancé’s Family’s ‘Tradition’

Most historians consider prima nocte to be a myth.

Eastendbird • commented on 4 posts 4 days ago

From "Classically Elegant" Gowns To "Crumpled" Dresses, Here Are 20 Disputed Royal Wedding Looks

“It Would End Soon”: Woman Cancels Wedding After Learning About Fiancé’s Family’s ‘Tradition’

And in this week's episode of "Things That Never Happened"...

If Everything Is Annoying You Right Now, These 50 Memes Might Help Lighten Your Mood

I asked a child in my class once, "Do you feel like you might be sick?" And they nodded and then threw up in my face.

If Everything Is Annoying You Right Now, These 50 Memes Might Help Lighten Your Mood

I live in a flat/apartment. My local store is below the flat. I don't want to think about the ways I've dressed to buy a pint of milk.

Eastendbird • commented on a post 1 week ago

“He Was Shocked”: 72 Women Share The Everyday Realities Of Womanhood Men Rarely Even Notice

The interesting thing is getting the viewpoint of trans men and women. I've seen/read various reactions from them online where they talk about how the treatment of them changed. Viewed as a man, people listened to, respected and accepted their opinions far more than as a woman.

Eastendbird • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

"If It's Stupid And It Works, It's Not Stupid": 61 Ridiculous Fixes That Don’t Need Explanation

Separate a rat

57 Celebrities Whose Reputations Never Recovered From Their Ugly Fall From Grace

Yeah I know several people who work in TV in the UK who say she's a deeply unpleasant person.

Eastendbird • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

40 Horrifying Photos From The United States That Make It Seem Like A Dystopic Nightmare (New Pics)

Lady Eowyn you are one of the lovely American pandas! Stay strong, so many of you are fighting back. I still believe there's hope for the future.

Eastendbird • commented on 5 posts 3 weeks ago

41 Striking Before-And-After Photos Of Plastic Surgery That Seriously Changed People’s Looks

Agree, it's giving Greek/Roman goddess vibes!

Teen Still Hurt 6 Years After Mom Abandoned Him Because Of A Tantrum, Lashes Out At Her Engagement Party

Amazing how nothing in any of the scenarios is the OPS fault. He blames it on his mum, his dad, the dad's new partner, the mum's new partner, even the mum's new partner's young children. But he's responsible for nothing. Not the bad grades or behaviour so awful he was nearly kicked out of school, or saying horrible, hurtful things, or throwing tantrums etc. etc. I'd suggest therapy, but then it would probably be the therapist's fault. He's the arsehole. But then he's 17. At some point he'll be an adult and he's going to have to take charge of his own life. I don't hold out much hope based on this little outburst.

62 Times Children Told Teachers Unfiltered Family Secrets That Left Them Shocked

One of my favourites was when I was reading the book "We're going on a bear hunt" to the class and one little boy piped up with "My mummy calls my daddy her hairy bear. She says he has hair aaaaallll over.." Made the next parent/teacher conference fun.

40 Historic Photos That Might Change How You See The Past, As Shared On ‘History Repeated’

Complicated for the Republic of Ireland too. When asked Irish citizens are in favour of a united Ireland, the issues come when they are faced with the economic burden of paying for it.

40 Horrifying Photos From The United States That Make It Seem Like A Dystopic Nightmare (New Pics)

I had to stop reading half way through, just too depressing. We have so many lovely American pandas on here. I feel for them, sending you all a virtual hug.

Eastendbird • upvoted 10 items 8 hours ago

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

It is nice to have confident secure female friends who truly support and look out for you.

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Would someone translate this into old people language?

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

and that right there is the reason no sane woman will touch him with rubber gloves and tongs

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

I watch plenty of BBC news and that is a not a true representation of anyone on there

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

Yeah. Plenty of other images of him (Nicky Schiller, BBC News) show it's not really like that.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

This looks like a Photoshop job. And a bad one at that.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

"They'll never know I'm losing my hair."

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

That explains some things.

78 Haircuts That Went Horribly Wrong (New Pics)

It's Crystal Tips! (BBC Kids cartoon from the 1970s, look it up).

Eastendbird • upvoted 7 items 1 day ago

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Are you confusing Britain with England?

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

Ditto. It wouldn't even occur to me to ask my partner if she was a virgin when we met. I guess I could ask one of her four adult children if they know.

“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

I do not understand the obsession with virginity. So gross.

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“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)

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That Should Do It

Offering Proof They Never Intended

Eastendbird • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

Host Uninvites Outspoken Vegan Sister From Family Cookout, Says She Sparks Drama, Parents Push Back

It's vegans like her that causes society to dislike vegans.

Eastendbird • upvoted an item 3 days ago

If Everything Is Annoying You Right Now, These 50 Memes Might Help Lighten Your Mood

I asked one if they needed a wee. Answer: no. Reason: they had already done a wee.

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