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Stealthzilla
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Stealthzilla • upvoted 40 items 1 year ago
bensonprp reply
One year, my parents had the audacity to give birth to me... all down hill since there.
Solid_Internal_9079 reply
A goldfish. I was 18, 31 now, he is still going strong. I HATE him. Omfg do I hate that fish. Unfortunately as he is my responsibility I feel obligated to give him the best life possible. I’m going to be so happy when he finally dies. Until then that f****r will keep living the life of luxury.
Sea_Drink7287 reply
I was at a wedding and the best man went off the rails during his speech at the reception. It was your stereotypical drunken rambling but it was the guy’s second marriage so he was talking about his first wife and how he’s good at most things except relationships, etc. People were audibly groaning and booing the guy and telling him to sit down. It was a truly Michael Scott moment. So awkward.
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Prestigious-MMO reply
Please don't hate on me for this as I was a kid! And certainly was disciplined for it at the time. I took a s**t on my neighbours roof because dad was hogging the toilet for too long...
Prestigious_Pool_575 reply
I liked mixing words up, like saying I'm going to "shake a tower" instead of take a shower. One of these words I played with was popcorn. I called it cocporn. And worst part is that nobody stopped me.
_Moregone reply
A teacher was out for a few days. Upon returning one kid questioned "what, did your grandma die?" She indeed did die. The teacher just broke down.
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Solid_Internal_9079 reply
A goldfish. I was 18, 31 now, he is still going strong. I HATE him. Omfg do I hate that fish. Unfortunately as he is my responsibility I feel obligated to give him the best life possible. I’m going to be so happy when he finally dies. Until then that f****r will keep living the life of luxury.bensonprp reply
One year, my parents had the audacity to give birth to me... all down hill since there.Sea_Drink7287 reply
I was at a wedding and the best man went off the rails during his speech at the reception. It was your stereotypical drunken rambling but it was the guy’s second marriage so he was talking about his first wife and how he’s good at most things except relationships, etc. People were audibly groaning and booing the guy and telling him to sit down. It was a truly Michael Scott moment. So awkward.Prestigious-MMO reply
Please don't hate on me for this as I was a kid! And certainly was disciplined for it at the time. I took a s**t on my neighbours roof because dad was hogging the toilet for too long...Prestigious_Pool_575 reply
I liked mixing words up, like saying I'm going to "shake a tower" instead of take a shower. One of these words I played with was popcorn. I called it cocporn. And worst part is that nobody stopped me.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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