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OzzyTheMano (They/He)

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a transmasc-ish nonbinary (they/he) !

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OzzyTheMano (They/He) • commented on 11 posts 6 months ago

50 Times Greedy Landlords Proved They Just Cannot Go Unchecked

50 Hilarious Comparison Pics Of Normal Photos People Were Afraid To Post And Silly Ones They Did

eyyy fellow DSMP fan

50 Times Greedy Landlords Proved They Just Cannot Go Unchecked

50 Hilarious Comparison Pics Of Normal Photos People Were Afraid To Post And Silly Ones They Did

eyyy fellow DSMP fan

People Still Remember How Their Moms Were Cruel Enough To Say These 50 Things To Them

"yeah, cuz you are the problem."

Someone Asked People The Weirdest Ways They’ve Ever Made Money, And These 40 Answers Are Wild

one of my friends does this, lol! she gets paid like $200 for a full painting (digital painting) that she spends a max of 10 hours on.

50 Instances Of American Ignorance That Are So Absurd, They’re Almost Legendary

is d*******g French /s

50 Instances Of American Ignorance That Are So Absurd, They’re Almost Legendary

ah, I love how my ancestors (muahaha i'm 5% native American, so I can say that now) were slaughtered en masse just so people like that got to sit on their bums all day in the name of "patriotism"

47 Satisfying Screenshots And Posts Of Employees Quitting On Their Entitled Bosses

"I AM DEFEATING YOU IN ARGUMENT BECAUSE I AM LOUDER !!!!!" "sir, do you want me to pull out the megaphone ?"

47 Satisfying Screenshots And Posts Of Employees Quitting On Their Entitled Bosses

drunk tangent? /s

47 Satisfying Screenshots And Posts Of Employees Quitting On Their Entitled Bosses

I always think snotty guys with loud big cars are either like horse girls (because they wont shut up about it) or have tiny d***s

47 Satisfying Screenshots And Posts Of Employees Quitting On Their Entitled Bosses

why did my brain photoshop the rabbids "bwahbwahbwah bwahbwahbwah!!" into the angry guy's stock photo.

40 Times People Asked The Internet To "Toast" Them And Got Exactly That

I wanna learn how to blend eyeshadow like that.. TvT

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OzzyTheMano (They/He) • upvoted 22 items 6 months ago

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Wouldn't it be more logical to turn at the next rainbow?

50 Times Greedy Landlords Proved They Just Cannot Go Unchecked

That's the least worst room so far.

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Wouldn't it be more logical to turn at the next rainbow?

50 Times Greedy Landlords Proved They Just Cannot Go Unchecked

That's the least worst room so far.

“Never Sleep With Your Bedroom Door Open”: 45 Things Emergency Workers Advise People To Do

Dental care should be free

Someone Asked People The Weirdest Ways They’ve Ever Made Money, And These 40 Answers Are Wild

You are always allowed to turn down commissions that make you uncomfortable, and even set clear parameters before people get as far as commissioning.

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Pretty sure if a gay person bites you then you turn gay at the next full moon

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

It does now https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Clipboard01-682072397b557.jpg

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

This is one of my favorites! "Do you really want to be 50 and not have kids?" Yes, yes I do. It's why I chose to be asexual. /s

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Nobody 'turns gay' for poops and giggles.

30 Times Red Flags Were So Bright, Netizens Didn't Stick Around To See What Happened Next

User name checks out

30 Times Red Flags Were So Bright, Netizens Didn't Stick Around To See What Happened Next

Using a c****m to masterbate. Reduces the feeling that it’s “you” and lets you complete without making a mess. Apparently (never tried it) a small amount of icecream in the end of the c****m might also be used to enhance the effect. Edit: C0nd0m, rubber, johhny, wrapper, PPE etc

50 Instances Of American Ignorance That Are So Absurd, They’re Almost Legendary

Don't try to understand.....................it will send you over the edge

50 Instances Of American Ignorance That Are So Absurd, They’re Almost Legendary

This week's stupidest thing

50 Instances Of American Ignorance That Are So Absurd, They’re Almost Legendary

Just some Thanksgiving-level historical fake news to justify crimes and atrocities.

50 Instances Of American Ignorance That Are So Absurd, They’re Almost Legendary

Blatant stupidity he's trying to market as depth.

50 Instances Of American Ignorance That Are So Absurd, They’re Almost Legendary

Squatters should move into that guy's house to spare somebody who's not a moron the hassle.

50 Instances Of American Ignorance That Are So Absurd, They’re Almost Legendary

Burn🔥🔥🔥

50 Instances Of American Ignorance That Are So Absurd, They’re Almost Legendary

What did I just read?!

HauntedGhostAtoms reply

When I was in high school (Early 2000's) I found this site called furbid where you could get commissions for drawing furry p**n. I made so much money, but some of the requests I got made me really uncomfortable.

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OzzyTheMano (They/He) • started following a person 7 months ago

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OzzyTheMano (They/He) • commented on 6 posts 7 months ago

50 Times Makeup Artists Pushed The Boundaries Of Creativity

Melanie Martinez portals cover

Artist Reimagines Reality With Fantasy Elements, Reawakening Childlike Wonder (48 Pics)

to catch them is my real test, to train them is my caaaaaaauuuse

50 Times Makeup Artists Pushed The Boundaries Of Creativity

Melanie Martinez portals cover

Artist Reimagines Reality With Fantasy Elements, Reawakening Childlike Wonder (48 Pics)

to catch them is my real test, to train them is my caaaaaaauuuse

Artist Reimagines Reality With Fantasy Elements, Reawakening Childlike Wonder (48 Pics)

appa from avatar

50 Relatable Posts From X That Hit Too Close to Home

I'm concerned about the username

50 Relatable Posts From X That Hit Too Close to Home

"yay you just got adopted!"

50 Relatable Posts From X That Hit Too Close to Home

"now bring me my chipotle order, please"

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OzzyTheMano (They/He) • submitted a new post 9 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Marine Mammal?

OzzyTheMano (They/He) • submitted 5 list additions 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, Does Online Gaming Still Thrive In The UK?

Hey Pandas, What’s Your All-Time Favorite Animal And Why? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Has Your School Blocked? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Live In Any Movie Universe For A Week, Which One Would You Choose And Why?

Hey Pandas, What Are The Best Passive-Aggressive Insults You Can Come Up With? (Closed)

OzzyTheMano (They/He) • submitted 11 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Regret The Most In Your Childhood?

Hey Pandas, What Song Fits Your Life Right Now And Why?

Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Heartwarming Act Of Kindness You’ve Ever Witnessed Or Experienced?

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Hilarious Thing A Kid Has Ever Said To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Got Any Soothing Recommendations—music, Stories, Recipes, Or Silly Pet Videos? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Dumbest Way You (Or Someone You Know) Got Hurt? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was A Time You Immediately Knew You Messed Up?

Hey Pandas, Who Is Your Favorite Minecraft Youtuber?

Hey Pandas, What Crazy Stuff Have You Thought About Today? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Can We Do About BP Censorship That's Getting Out Of Hand? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Random Opinion You Have? (Closed)

OzzyTheMano (They/He) • submitted 4 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Songs Do You Know All The Lyrics To?

Hey Pandas, What's The Song That Makes You Cry Every Time You Listen To It? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Why Is It That No One Seems To Answer Community Questions Anymore?

Hey Pandas, Please Share An Out-Of-Context Quote Your Friends Have Said (Closed)

OzzyTheMano (They/He) • commented on 11 posts 6 months ago

50 Times Greedy Landlords Proved They Just Cannot Go Unchecked

50 Hilarious Comparison Pics Of Normal Photos People Were Afraid To Post And Silly Ones They Did

eyyy fellow DSMP fan

People Still Remember How Their Moms Were Cruel Enough To Say These 50 Things To Them

"yeah, cuz you are the problem."

Someone Asked People The Weirdest Ways They’ve Ever Made Money, And These 40 Answers Are Wild

one of my friends does this, lol! she gets paid like $200 for a full painting (digital painting) that she spends a max of 10 hours on.

50 Instances Of American Ignorance That Are So Absurd, They’re Almost Legendary

is d*******g French /s

50 Instances Of American Ignorance That Are So Absurd, They’re Almost Legendary

ah, I love how my ancestors (muahaha i'm 5% native American, so I can say that now) were slaughtered en masse just so people like that got to sit on their bums all day in the name of "patriotism"

47 Satisfying Screenshots And Posts Of Employees Quitting On Their Entitled Bosses

"I AM DEFEATING YOU IN ARGUMENT BECAUSE I AM LOUDER !!!!!" "sir, do you want me to pull out the megaphone ?"

47 Satisfying Screenshots And Posts Of Employees Quitting On Their Entitled Bosses

drunk tangent? /s

47 Satisfying Screenshots And Posts Of Employees Quitting On Their Entitled Bosses

I always think snotty guys with loud big cars are either like horse girls (because they wont shut up about it) or have tiny d***s

47 Satisfying Screenshots And Posts Of Employees Quitting On Their Entitled Bosses

why did my brain photoshop the rabbids "bwahbwahbwah bwahbwahbwah!!" into the angry guy's stock photo.

40 Times People Asked The Internet To "Toast" Them And Got Exactly That

I wanna learn how to blend eyeshadow like that.. TvT

OzzyTheMano (They/He) • commented on 9 posts 7 months ago

50 Times Makeup Artists Pushed The Boundaries Of Creativity

Melanie Martinez portals cover

Artist Reimagines Reality With Fantasy Elements, Reawakening Childlike Wonder (48 Pics)

to catch them is my real test, to train them is my caaaaaaauuuse

Artist Reimagines Reality With Fantasy Elements, Reawakening Childlike Wonder (48 Pics)

appa from avatar

50 Relatable Posts From X That Hit Too Close to Home

I'm concerned about the username

50 Relatable Posts From X That Hit Too Close to Home

"yay you just got adopted!"

50 Relatable Posts From X That Hit Too Close to Home

"now bring me my chipotle order, please"

50 Relatable Posts From X That Hit Too Close to Home

bobbing for buffalo, fellas?

50 Relatable Posts From X That Hit Too Close to Home

"all I know is that I f****n hate Monday"

50 Relatable Posts From X That Hit Too Close to Home

for me it's super embarrassing because that means I'm in a woman's bathroom (I prefer the gender neutral ones, but when you gotta go, you gotta go)

OzzyTheMano (They/He) • upvoted 20 items 6 months ago

50 Times Greedy Landlords Proved They Just Cannot Go Unchecked

That's the least worst room so far.

“Never Sleep With Your Bedroom Door Open”: 45 Things Emergency Workers Advise People To Do

Dental care should be free

50 Amazing Crochet Items That Ought To Make You Yearn To Go Yarn Shopping

Yep. You should keep this one, don't give it away to some other kid.

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

It does now https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Clipboard01-682072397b557.jpg

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

This is one of my favorites! "Do you really want to be 50 and not have kids?" Yes, yes I do. It's why I chose to be asexual. /s

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Wouldn't it be more logical to turn at the next rainbow?

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Pretty sure if a gay person bites you then you turn gay at the next full moon

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Nobody 'turns gay' for poops and giggles.

Someone Asked People The Weirdest Ways They’ve Ever Made Money, And These 40 Answers Are Wild

You are always allowed to turn down commissions that make you uncomfortable, and even set clear parameters before people get as far as commissioning.

HauntedGhostAtoms reply

30 Times Red Flags Were So Bright, Netizens Didn't Stick Around To See What Happened Next

User name checks out

30 Times Red Flags Were So Bright, Netizens Didn't Stick Around To See What Happened Next

Then he should've fessed up to that.

50 Instances Of American Ignorance That Are So Absurd, They’re Almost Legendary

Worse. It's their idea of "patriotism".

50 Instances Of American Ignorance That Are So Absurd, They’re Almost Legendary

Blatant stupidity he's trying to market as depth.

50 Instances Of American Ignorance That Are So Absurd, They’re Almost Legendary

This week's stupidest thing

50 Instances Of American Ignorance That Are So Absurd, They’re Almost Legendary

Just some Thanksgiving-level historical fake news to justify crimes and atrocities.

50 Instances Of American Ignorance That Are So Absurd, They’re Almost Legendary

Don't try to understand.....................it will send you over the edge

50 Instances Of American Ignorance That Are So Absurd, They’re Almost Legendary

Squatters should move into that guy's house to spare somebody who's not a moron the hassle.

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