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Axle McDowal
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Axle McDowal • upvoted 33 items 2 years ago
Curiosities
Americans Are Sharing Things They Wish The US Would Learn From Other Countries, And Here Are 30 Insightful Answers
Animals, Photography & Digital Art
To Celebrate Mother’s Day, I Captured 21 Photographs Of Foxes With Their Little Cubs (New Pics)
Curiosities, Economy & Labor
This Guy Was Named After His Late Parents' Bakery, So He Flatly Refuses To Rename It On MIL's Persistent Demands
Economy & Labor
Manager Ignores His Part Of The Deal With Busboy, Regrets It When He Just Up And Leaves, Leaving The Place In Complete Pandemonium
Curiosities, Interesting Facts
Viral Thread Has Folks Listing Bits Of Valuable Info They Wish Everyone Knew (30 Answers)
Four_beastlings reply
You're allowed to go to restaurants on your own! No one is going to think it's strange, and the staff might treat you extra-well. I always suspected they thought I was a critic... So if there is some place you want to try but no one willing to go with you, don't deprive yourself!
Generalmogar reply
Just because you are being respectful to the police doesn’t mean they won’t take advantage of you. Don’t ever let them search any property of yours ( a vehicle counts , anything with a lock on it counts) without a search warrant. Even if they say “ oh that’s suspicious, an innocent person would let me search” it doesn’t matter tell them to show a warrant. Always be respectful but don’t be a push over.
_bigwhale_ reply
Anything you say can and will be used AGAINST YOU in a court of law. Note how there is no mention using what you say to help you.
yourmomdotbiz reply
Always wear closed toe shoes and long pants in and near wooded areas. Check yourself for ticks on your clothing, or on your dog. Lyme disease is no joke
miss_vakarian reply
Heart attacks for women are very different from mens. Men have pain in the chest that goes up the left arm, women experience •Chest pain or discomfort, upper back or neck pain, indigestion, heartburn, nausea or vomiting, extreme fatigue, dizziness, and shortness of breath Fluttering feelings in the chest (palpitations) Shortness of breath, sudden fatigue, or swelling of the feet, ankles, legs, or abdomen
ItsAGala reply
If you need to cancel a hotel reservation last minute and there will be a penalty, call the hotel to move the reservation to a different date outside the cancellation window (they always will). Then call back and cancel it :).
ineedatinylama reply
Take care of your teeth, or you'll pay not only monetarily but in excruciating pain. Worse than natural child birth pain. Brush, floss, see your dentist, don't sip soda all day and for God's sake don't use your teeth to cut thread or open bottles. Skip [illegal substances] at all possible. This is the best advice you will ever get. I swear to you.Show All 33 Upvotes
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Social Issues
White Politician Forgets To Switch Accounts, Starts Commenting As A Black Trump Supporter
Minecraft-Jokes
What's the difference between Minecraft and Lovecraft? Apparently not much based on Notch's twitter.
Minecraft-Jokes
Today I met a child playing Minecraft, with all the sound effects being a single note from a keyboard. A minor mining in A minor.
Minecraft-Jokes
I named my wood chest "Morning" in Minecraft. So whenever I need some wood I can say I need some "Morning Wood". (This is an actual thing I have done, it's not just a cheesy joke)
Minecraft-Jokes
What do you call a bunch of redneck Canadians playing Minecraft? Blocky Hicks with Hockey Sticks.Minecraft-Jokes
Everyone's excited about the new Minecraft movie. It's sure to be a real blockbuster.Minecraft-Jokes
What is Minecraft? It's Hitler's lesser-known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more.
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