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The invention of the internet has made it easy for people to access the world’s knowledge. With only a few clicks, one can find an innumerable quantity of information, from the relevant and helpful to the absolutely unnecessary. However, it happens every now and then that our curiosity takes us to some weird and unexpected places full of random content that are impossible to look away from.

If you’re a fan of funnily odd and mildly disturbing things, let us introduce you to the Twitter page "@crim_tweets_”. It is a place full of humorous crime tweets that might be amusing to some and slightly unsettling to others. Scroll down for some of the most criminal tweets.

The Twitter account @crim_tweets_ was created not so long ago, in January 2022. Over the last year, the page has gained more than 831 thousand followers that enjoy a dark sense of humor. From people joking about running over a dog named “5 miles” to sharing pictures of a police car being parked in a mother and child bay, this place is full of ridiculous and humorous tweets that can take a darker turn.

To get a deeper understanding of dark-themed humor and memes online, we reached out to Deborah S. Bowen, Ph.D., an Assistant Professor of PR Instruction at the University of South Florida. Scroll down to read the whole interview!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can tell this is a fake tweet, 4 Million likes, and The Dude's reply got 480k likes in 4 seconds. Anyways still pretty funny.

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The use of the internet has made it more common for people to consume and share dark-themed content. It's intriguing that despite the negative emotions that this kind of stuff can evoke, a lot of internet users are nevertheless drawn to it. But why are we attracted to odd or mildly unsettling things online? Deborah S. Bowen explains that we are drawn to dark-themed content in general. “Horror movies, scary stories, true-crime podcasts... it's easy to see how our minds turn to the unsettling. It gives us a thrill, quite literally; horror and dark content offers us a little adrenaline dump, a tiny frisson of fear that, paradoxically, allows us to feel safe as we realize we are lying in a room, watching American Horror Story, but we're not in any ‘real’ danger. We love to immerse ourselves vicariously into new and stimulating situations that we would never experience in the real world, and these novel experiences help us to understand how we might approach different situations, no matter how unlikely they might seem.”

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The Twitter account “Criminal Tweets” shares content that might be amusing to some and slightly unsettling to others. Obviously, the intention of this page is to make fun of the criminal-like posts people share online. The question then arises: has social media had some sort of effect on our perception of morality and justice? Deborah S. Bowen shared that the old debates about heavy metal music and violent video games rear their head every time we discuss the openness of the internet and the access it allows to content we had never even dreamed of. “Old sites like Rotten.com were literally created to post the most egregiously shocking content that one could want. YouTube users can find all kinds of horrific content on that platform as well. And all of this is real, not some CGI attempts to shock and dismay.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My ex husband told me about the time his parents brought the ashes of their deceased dog home. The dog was very old and died of natural causes. While his parents were out, my ex took the little tin and tied a string around it. He then tugged on the string and said "come on Bowser, roll over." Then when the tin fell on its side he said "play dead....good boy!". His teenage sister could not stop laughing.

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Cat Chat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My youngest still occasionally misses sleeping with a dog who died a couple of years ago that she often asks to sleep with the box his ashes are in. We let her.

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Azolane
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least he was delivered on time. The funeral parlor forgot to take my husband's grandfather's ashes to the cemetary for the funeral after the cremation. Don't ask me how it happened, but everyone couldn't stop laughing when my husband pointed out that, for a man who had been notoriously late all his life, he even managed to be late at his own funeral.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When grandpa died, bless his soul, I bought a nice urn for his cremated remains. Grandma always says I bought him a nice new coat. XD

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Wendy O'Shea
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had to wait for my Dad's ashes to get to the cemetery. When they did, they were in a large sealed coffee can, my dad loved coffe before it was a thing, but the funny part is the person carrying his ashes said "here's Jimmy". We didn't know the man but he knew my dad.

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Sofia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

depends on how mom lived the thing. Could be a laugh and so a relief or a really bad joke

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Weasel Wise
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I made a similar joke when I brought my MIL home. I set her on the coffee table for my husband when he was ready to open the box and I couldn't help but laugh in the somber moment that I had once said that she was never allowed to stay in our home again. And here we were, she got the last laugh cuz not only was she back in my home but she was now never leaving. RIP Rock-'n'-roll Grandma, you're loved and missed.

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Shannon K
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sense of humour would have kicked in if I was the mother! Being Irish we have a great sense of humour about death but not in a disrespectful way. We hold better funerals than weddings with more fun, drinks and laughter! We celebrate the person's life.

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Brenda Greene
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My best friend insists that her new husband be cremated, his name is Andrew, same as her late husband, my brother. He was cremated so when her new hubby said he wanted to buried she said "oh, no way, you would deny me a set of Andrews on my mantle?"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He heard a faint "that's my boy" come from the box as he chuckled to himself.

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Keller Worthen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can buy those cremated remains labels on the usps website for free. It can be hilarious

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RyanRyanRyan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True and hilarious. Gotta be able to joke about death. We're all gonna die.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Father came home in a *tiny* box with the same label. EDIT: He WANTED to be donated to science (Anatomical Donation) and went to our local med school in time for their current class. When the Special USPS Mailman handed over my Dad and I said, "S**t! He's heavy! That's okay... He's my father" singing the last part, the Mailman went white as a sheet. I was laughing so hard that my Father's ashes weighed over 10lbs and trying to apologize as well, that I did not notice he had backed away in shock! My Father died at 52 from lung cancer (I was 26). He was also an alcoholic who only drank Bombay Sapphire. A Bombay bottle is his urn. I am an only child/daughter, was his caregiver, and more. *Please remember, body donations TEACH DOCTORS HOW to CARE FOR US!*

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmao so once a friend asked me why I had this “vase”, told me it didn’t really go with my decor and how she didn’t like it. I let her go on a minute before I told her “that’s my Dad” 🤣 she was mortified. My Dad would’ve thought that was hysterical ❤️

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My buddy hated his dad. His dad was a chain smoking abusive alcoholic. When he died he was cremated. This was in Minnesota in the winter. They were driving to the funeral and my buddy was smoking, but we couldn't roll the window down because it was so f*****g cold. He starts ashing in the urn. His brother was like, "WTF?" and he said, "I'm ashing my cigarette into an urn full of ashes from a chain smoker." End of conversation and so much laughing.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is Robert McKenzie being downvoted for telling the truth? My mother would have never forgiven me if I'd shown such disregard for her feelings when my dad passed away.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad would have EXPECTED me to do this, or laugh if my brother beat me to it!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thought he was talking about the UPS guy in the picture, which would have been epic.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When our dog died, I took her cremains, and walked the box around the house. My mother laughed so hard when I told her, “I’m just taking Licorice for a walk!”. I’d do it every now and again, and it always made her giggle.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At 1st I thought they meant the post man till I read the package. Lol

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Ruth Kelly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too funny (and I'm going to BE cremated when I die). A friend of mine had received the cremains of her mom & had taken the plastic bag of cremains out of the box provided & was going to put them in an urn. She needed to potty badly, so she went to the bathroom leaving the bag on the kitchen table. Upon returning she discovered that her daughter was pouring granny into the cat's litter pan!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Postal worker: "Is there anything dangerous in this shipment". You: "Not anymore".

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Alexandra Sanders
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is kinda sad but at the same time i couldnt help but giggle....is dat bad? did i do a badness?😭

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yeah, well... Stick me in a box and ship me to China!" So they did.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually said something similar to the man with gov't plates ( postal) that delivered my moms ashes......the look on his face though !!!!!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something my hubby would do. His mom's been dead for 5 years but he still jokes about it. It's been his way to deal with it, he loved and respected his mom.

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Terry Tobias
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cremated remains come through the mail?! I didn't need to think about that.

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Keisha
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is hilarious and totally mine and my son's type humor.

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EvilNob
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When we got the cremated remains of our father the guy who brought it asked me if it's him. I told him that he looked different before so I'm not sure. The undertaker became actually speechless.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a friend with a really dark sense of humor. I attended his father's funeral, and as we stood talking in front of the casket he said, "I really like your tie." I said thanks and he responded, "You know, dad would have really wanted me to have that tie." So yeah, dark.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When we flew my dad’s ashes home we held him up to the window because he always liked the window seat. 🤷‍♀️ Gotta laugh because you get tired of crying.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha! Totally what my sister said when our mom's cremated remains arrived at her house. "Moms here"

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Isaac Harvey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sense of humor can be disturbingly dark, even for myself...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do people flash the v like that? It looks like you're telling me how many teeth you have left.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went to order a stone shortly after my husband passed. Difficult time. He was only 41. Anyway, I walk in and see a couple of drafting tables with sketches one of them was of a silo and barn. Without hesitating, I said "so someone literally bought the farm" I'm sure wherever he was, he was laughing as hard as the people there!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. It's a special box and tape we have to get from the post office-funeral home employee. FYI...in the US, cremains can only be shipped by the postal service.

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NOT surprising. Totally inappropriate when someone is grieving. OTOH, if she were happy he was gone, this might have worked. Please *read* your audience!

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“Desensitization is a very real phenomenon, one that holds that the more we are exposed to negative stimuli, the less we react negatively to it. Exposure therapy operates under this premise. Social media allows us to consume a steady diet of real and terrible events, recorded by citizen journalists. It feeds us bullying, divisive rhetoric and unfounded conspiracies. There is no question that our reliance on and love for social media has made a mark on our collective character.”

“Gallows humor, the use of grim and ironic jokes or comments in the face of desperate situations, is a coping mechanism that many of us use when we are faced with a hopeless situation. As our reliance on social media grows, gallows humor becomes a way to deflect attention away from the fact that we are either too overcome with emotion at the content we are seeing to respond appropriately -- or that we just don't care at all. Snarky comments can be a defense mechanism and a legitimate way to express our lack of shock and surprise, it's often hard to tell when someone is having a legitimately negative reaction to a piece of startling content online, or if they are just reacting in a way to make them seem ‘cool’ and detached. There is no question that the proliferation of negative content on so many platforms with almost unfettered access has affected our collective ability to be truly taken aback. In light of the racial and religious violence we see in the world around us, the idea that we ‘care less’ is troubling,” Deborah S. Bowen shared.

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Social media is a breeding ground for all types of content, including those that are disturbing and even criminal in nature. While some people find posts or memes that make light of serious situations, such as death and tragedy, humorous and an escape from the stresses of daily life, others argue that they can have a negative impact on our well-being and perception of reality.

According to Deborah S. Bowen, many people take comfort in “gallows humor”, at laughing off that which is "too scary" or "too real." “But when everything becomes a joke, does that mean that we aren't treating negativity with the gravitas it deserves? Think of the ‘influencer’ taking a fun selfie at Auschwitz; the reductive posing and the laissez-faire attitude with which people co-opt awful situations can certainly alter the perception of the serious site, for example. When negative situations are not addressed with the respect they might be offered, then they lose their power to horrify. This can definitely affect our perception of reality. When nothing is so awful that it commands quiet awe or a deep and reverent respect, how are we supposed to deal with the personal nightmare scenarios that might affect us — nightmare scenarios like the death of a loved one, or a permanent illness? Social media is undoubtedly forcing users to learn to process trauma in new ways, but it is the job of the individual to ensure that they never lose touch with the compassion and kindness that makes us truly human.”

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, so you’re the one who thought my dad’s driving licence I was returning due to his death was an Amazon gift card and also threw away the sodding log book for the car? That’s £25 you owe me.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You always gotta be blasting music with headphones when you are going though all the speed bumps in the school zone

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Use the will from your Grandmother to buy YOUTUBE PREMIUM!! It offers an ad-free experience when you watch videos!

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

D-I-D-Y-O-U R-E-M-E-M-B-E-R-T-O-D-O-T-H-E-L-A-U-N-D-R-Y-?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be in the ER a lot because I wouldn't be able to stop hugging my koffing ♡

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