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Being online comes with the ever present risk of being exposed to some of the hottest, dumbest and most brain-melting takes of all time. But every now and then, a hero arrives and hits them with the most savage roasts out there. 

The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page is dedicated to screenshots of bigots, conspiracy theorists and fringe economists being publicly humiliated. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments sections below. Remember, be nice!

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Billie Piper must be so embarrassed she married this man. He is an awful human being. Good of her to divorce this pillock.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give money to à poor person, and it goes right back into the local economy. Give it to à rich person and it will end up on a numbered account somewhere in Switzerland or the Bahamas.

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The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page has been around for a while now (since that auspicious year of 2020), and has accumulated an impressive 356 thousand followers. In this day and age, most of us know not to pick fights online. After all, there is no “winning” , just a battle to logging off in the mud.

This is perhaps why this page succeeds, as it does a vital job of showcasing the times where folks with questionable ideas had those same ideas obliterated by words. The idea of a person deciding to “report a crime” online no doubt came from pages like this. If that’s not enough, remember, there are all sorts of cases of people owning themselves

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*flower petals, giggling jokingly*: You’d better run, folks, my autism is contagious and I’m having a bad day today.. Run, run for your lives! 😆😂

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, let's elect people to give us gun rights over those that give us health care rights. Then when there is no health care we will have enough guns to hijack planes to places with health care.

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny thing is trucks have any number of practical purposes and uses other than causing death. How many uses does a gun have?

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As soon as I hear someone whining about someone else wearing a mask I just feel this intense exhaustion come over me 🙄

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These weirdos believe feminism is about being a hateful pink haired woman spitting on men all day long on social media. While it comes from the Western white culture they cherish so much.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooo snap! Yeah she’s gonna need some ice for that solid 3rd degree burn.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I checked. He really is the president. He has a PhD in genetics. Very impressive.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it. Ignorance is not something to be proud of.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Racists really are hard of thinking. Just like the homophobes, the sexists and the transphobes.

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean saying “we wouldn’t be here today if people didn’t do what they did yesterday” makes sense in literally any scenario. Insinuating that these current circumstances are the best things could ever possibly be and past human cruelties were inevitable is kind of weird and very unfair to those who suffered.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“My wife who has an important job caring for other humans during medical issues did all the work caring for OUR child all night then went to work the next day exhausted because I didn’t help” great job buddy

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not to mention, possibly got infected with whatever nasty bug the daughter has and now risks passing it on to her patients.

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody murders babies outside the womb. Edit: except actual baby/people killers. Abortions are performed INSIDE the uterus. So they really think you push out a blob and then they stab it/smack it? That would be infanticide. Not abortion.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"it is rumored' - does he not know what his wife does? Why is she married to this idiot?

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tbh i did read that one part as "i dont want to give away the identity of my wife for her privacy" i tgiught it was a fun way to do that. I agree he's an idiot tho

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, this is the woman who allegedly told him that a certain indicator of arousal in women was a disease, so maybe we should throw the whole couple out? (In case you didn’t hear, or forgot: Ben Shapiro’s wife told him a wet vagína is a disease.)

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She propably didn't want to dent his ego with telling him why he can't get her wet

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"That's feminism. Not murdering babies outside the womb" 🫤Are they talking about ectopic pregnancies, or murdering children that have been born in female solidarity? I'm confused by all of this. Also, this guy sucks and can f**k off.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's Ben Shapiro for you...a pseudo intellectual, right wing nutjob whose sole purpose is to promote all of the nonsensical and sensationalized culture wars b******t that his Republican overlords tell him to. One of their favorite things to harp on are "late term abortions" and "full term abortions", which is a filthy lie meant to demonize women and liberals alike.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm fairly certain murdering babies OUTSIDE the womb is definitely illegal and not considered feminism. And also what antivaxxers are doing.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she stayed up all night with your daughter she didn't need to *get up* to go to work, she was already up.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think there is anyone whose idea of feminism is "murdering babies outside the womb." This is kind of like me saying "Yesterday I made myself a peanut butter sandwich. That's baking. Not walking on stilts." Unless he's saying that his wife taking care of their kid and going to work isn't murdering babies outside the womb. Which is also true, but even weirder to specify.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sunce you are so pro life, go public about supporting forced blood draws and forced organ donations before you jump on your forced pregnancy soapbox.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They’re not pro life. They’re anti choice / anti abortion. Pro life isn’t a stance on abortion.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"murdering babies outside the womb"? 1... they are not babies yet but clumps of cells and 2... they are not outside the womb - that is called infanticide and I really wish the likes of you would stop spreading such blatant lies.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so your wife went back to work and possibly spread your daughter's infection to all of her patients? way to go dude....

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean she couldn't say she didn't know what she was getting into marrying Ben Shapiro.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and any man who bit--chess about his wife doing women's healthcare should be neutered..

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Feminism is the simple notion that women are people, too.” 🙃

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Context Matters: How do you view your spouses career? Do you compare it to your own, and if so, what are the priorities? How much you earn for the family, how much you help others locally, how much you make the world a better place in general? Does the fireman matter more than the CEO, or less? Nothing is simple, but we still pretend it is.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is literally your life-saving private taxi directly to the hospital 😂

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is important to teach children about flaws made in the past, even if they have to do with the founding of your own country. Trying to cover any old wrongdoings up so you can maintain the dignity of the country is kind of….Soviet sounding honestly, sorry 🤷‍♀️

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It IS true however that communism the idea is fair and good. But as soon as humans are introduced into the mix, thing turn to s**t pretty quickly.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, I should be saving all of my money at their rate of . 01% - I'm not being facetious, I just looked that up

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dinesh..? How much do you know about lunatic asylums..? And how exactly did you find out..? Asking for a friend.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BP, the oil company not this site, supposedly was behind the idea of the carbon footprint, to shift attention away from them and to shift the guilt of environmental damage into us all as individuals.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine being so fragile that your have a hissy fit over what it says on some coffee cup..

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They will probably pull "a politician" and drown out anything he says with incomprehensible noise

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those microchips are magnetic. When I was vaccinated I ended up stuck to the refrigerator for three days.

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“I guarantee you a person that dies of covid is counted as a covid death by the left” like obviously, are you daft 💀

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