30 Times People Thought They Were Making A Statement But Owned Themselves

I've been saying this repeatedly lately, but once again, the irony here is almost unbearable

Unintentional compliment :-)

So the majority of Texas legislators feel that forcing a woman to carry an unwanted baby to term, thus resulting in an unloved, neglected child who will suffer from the known effects of those circumstances throughout his/her life is a better choice? And no provisions will be made to step in and provide emotional and financial support to the unwilling mother? Gotta say, not feeling it.

You can't argue with stupid.

Oh no, it keeps me from dying, whoopsie

Well, yes, Jerry, that would be totally expected.

that is a socialist idea

Did anyone realize that when Donald Trump signed the terms of his agreement not to run a charity again, that he had given $500,000 away to voters at a rally? I didn't realize that until I read the paperwork the other day. And we already know he paid all the actors cheering for him as he came down the escalator.

You can't make this up.

I'm afraid this person is probably right...not in the way he/she expects.

Yep, the second half were his voters.

But he died worm-free.

I feel like many of these are misunderstood sarcasm.

This is the reason the American flag has embarrassed me many times over the last 6 years. Morons like this standing in front of it spewing hate or just being stupid.

If it's a choice, please prove it and choose to be gay instead. We'll wait. You can choose to switch back later.

That guy is so deep in the closet, he's had tea with Mr. Tumnus.

You want to think it's a joke, but we all know it's not.

Hahahahaha hahahahaha

Facepalm

That sign is simply awful. You can be anti-war and still respect soldiers.

Hahh! Right back at you!

This cuts off that this was tweeted by the QAnon Congresswoman from Colorado, Lauren Boebert - who is just so, so stupid. Just a powerfully stupid person.

Damn, they get SO close to figuring it out...

So she doesn't respect Donald Trump?

Let's cancel Brigitte Gabriel.

Remember when you thought that if you didn't have anything constructive to say, you shouldn't say anything at all? Republican parents missed the boat on that one.

She has a valid point.

😦

Ted Cruz IS the parody

Twit, at any rate

I've always wondered about this logic - if fluoride is poison, why am I not dead?

Such an appropriate username!

I suspect he's also not dating anyone else

So close to understanding settler colonialism and its ties to genocide. So close

Pastor: God is in control! We are safe from Covid! God: You cocky little sh*t

I guess I just don't get this one at all

Faith and fact apply to different areas of life. The trouble starts when you apply them to the wrong area.

Dafuq is a freedom phone? Ugh. Just stop it.

It's almost as if wearing a mask and disinfecting/washing your hands regularly protects you from most viruses and bacteria and not just Covid.

Andy is stupid.

If it gets them to wear one...

Well Susan most of us don’t live in Smalltownnoonehasheardof, Kentucky.

I don't understand Rogan's appeal. It seems like he is just a less obviously bigoted ( and more alive) Rush Limbaugh

Weeeeeelllll, This is kinky!

Oh look, it's Trump's little shitter! Let me know if you need context.

Again, all these bigots have ironic user names. So immature.

I don't know how this woman even speaks, she's such a drunk. Her liver must be pickled.

That mask needs a forensics team investigate and the wearer needs to be in hospital. Stat.

Trump. Trash. So un-American. I wish we could throw them out of our country.

How is this a conservative self-owning, and not just a douche guy with double standards?