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Hi i'm a Magic Poodle I like. animals, art, drawings, dark chocolate, daydreaming, gaming, reading and of course bored panda. my favorite colors are. purple and blue.favorite animals. all of them favorite emoji. ♥ by the way.....YOU ARE AMAZING: want to see a magic trick? look behind you and count to ten bye bye (vanishes) :)
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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Hilarious Or Stupid Thing A Teacher Has Ever Done?
"hello my fellow slayers"- math teacher, to me and my friends
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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Hilarious Or Stupid Thing A Teacher Has Ever Done?
I once had an art teacher who everyone in the school absolutely DESPISED TO THE END OF ETERNITY. Almost everybody had a story about him. Basically, we hated him because he was straight up TERRIBLE; he would give someone detention for SMILING. Yes, SMILING. Whenever her caught someone smiling, he would yell, "GET THAT SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE THIS INSTANT!," then call the front office to get someone to take them there to the principal. He also would do this if someone raised their hand while he was talking, and would scream SO loud if he heard anyone gently tapping something. Anyway, one day, when I had to go to art, one of the idiot classmates I had decided it was a good idea to give him a compliment. The compliment? "Mr. (Name), you are looking very skibidi today." Pure. Freaking. Silence. And then everyone started to laugh their faces off. But THIS is the shocking part: THE MAN LITERALLY SAID; "Thank you. You know, I told my wife yesterday, 'You are looking so perfectly skibidi today, my dear.' I told her that because one of my students called me that last week and said it meant" (I don't remember what he thought it meant lol) ". Thank you for the compliment." Everyone was absolutely internally DYING. I was the quiet kid in my class, and only spoke when spoken to, and barely made any sound at all, but I started to CHOKE on laughter. I felt only a little bit sorry for him. I also had a music teacher who was pretty nice, and one day she asked my class, very slowly, "What in the world does 'rizz' mean?" after one boy brought it into a joke. They told her what it meant, and she literally started to freak out, because, apparently, she thought it meant comforting someone when they were having a bad day. I don't know how she got that impression. She even said she had said it to MULTIPLE students that day. Poor woman. TvT
Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Hilarious Or Stupid Thing A Teacher Has Ever Done?
I once had an art teacher who everyone in the school absolutely DESPISED TO THE END OF ETERNITY. Almost everybody had a story about him. Basically, we hated him because he was straight up TERRIBLE; he would give someone detention for SMILING. Yes, SMILING. Whenever her caught someone smiling, he would yell, "GET THAT SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE THIS INSTANT!," then call the front office to get someone to take them there to the principal. He also would do this if someone raised their hand while he was talking, and would scream SO loud if he heard anyone gently tapping something. Anyway, one day, when I had to go to art, one of the idiot classmates I had decided it was a good idea to give him a compliment. The compliment? "Mr. (Name), you are looking very skibidi today." Pure. Freaking. Silence. And then everyone started to laugh their faces off. But THIS is the shocking part: THE MAN LITERALLY SAID; "Thank you. You know, I told my wife yesterday, 'You are looking so perfectly skibidi today, my dear.' I told her that because one of my students called me that last week and said it meant" (I don't remember what he thought it meant lol) ". Thank you for the compliment." Everyone was absolutely internally DYING. I was the quiet kid in my class, and only spoke when spoken to, and barely made any sound at all, but I started to CHOKE on laughter. I felt only a little bit sorry for him. I also had a music teacher who was pretty nice, and one day she asked my class, very slowly, "What in the world does 'rizz' mean?" after one boy brought it into a joke. They told her what it meant, and she literally started to freak out, because, apparently, she thought it meant comforting someone when they were having a bad day. I don't know how she got that impression. She even said she had said it to MULTIPLE students that day. Poor woman. TvTShow All 5 Upvotes
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I'm a gay man and I know practically nothing about sports. I can enjoy watching almost any game for the game-play (as long as it's not too one-sided), but as for what they're doing right or wrong, I let the announcers tell me.Hey Pandas, What's A Stereotype That You Actually Fall Into?
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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Hilarious Or Stupid Thing A Teacher Has Ever Done?
"hello my fellow slayers"- math teacher, to me and my friendsHey Pandas, What Is The Most Hilarious Or Stupid Thing A Teacher Has Ever Done?
I once had an art teacher who everyone in the school absolutely DESPISED TO THE END OF ETERNITY. Almost everybody had a story about him. Basically, we hated him because he was straight up TERRIBLE; he would give someone detention for SMILING. Yes, SMILING. Whenever her caught someone smiling, he would yell, "GET THAT SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE THIS INSTANT!," then call the front office to get someone to take them there to the principal. He also would do this if someone raised their hand while he was talking, and would scream SO loud if he heard anyone gently tapping something. Anyway, one day, when I had to go to art, one of the idiot classmates I had decided it was a good idea to give him a compliment. The compliment? "Mr. (Name), you are looking very skibidi today." Pure. Freaking. Silence. And then everyone started to laugh their faces off. But THIS is the shocking part: THE MAN LITERALLY SAID; "Thank you. You know, I told my wife yesterday, 'You are looking so perfectly skibidi today, my dear.' I told her that because one of my students called me that last week and said it meant" (I don't remember what he thought it meant lol) ". Thank you for the compliment." Everyone was absolutely internally DYING. I was the quiet kid in my class, and only spoke when spoken to, and barely made any sound at all, but I started to CHOKE on laughter. I felt only a little bit sorry for him. I also had a music teacher who was pretty nice, and one day she asked my class, very slowly, "What in the world does 'rizz' mean?" after one boy brought it into a joke. They told her what it meant, and she literally started to freak out, because, apparently, she thought it meant comforting someone when they were having a bad day. I don't know how she got that impression. She even said she had said it to MULTIPLE students that day. Poor woman. TvT
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