Lily Luna Black
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Lily Luna Black • upvoted 31 items 1 year ago
The Last Batch Of Spanish Passports Have "PAO" Written As "PA0" And People Cannot Get On Planes Because Of It
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If you're against free school lunches for kids who need it, you're an a*****e, period, full stop. Edit: can yall stop trying to debate with me, I'm not changing my mind. If you don't mind children going hungry at a place they're legally required to be, you're a f*****g a*****e. For like 3 or 4 different reasons. I'm not responding to your comments.andante528 reply
“There are lots of members of our family tree, and I’m probably the prettiest one, don’t you think?” - my daughter (to me), age 7 She is an identical twin, so kind of a weird flex.Hey Pandas, What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?
Okay, for those who haven’t seen Beauty and the Beast, this is gonna be gibberish. So, in Belle (the first song, I think), a lady sings “I need six eggs, that’s too expensive.” But later, Gaston sings, “When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs…now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs”! GASTON IS SINGLE-HANDEDLY JACKING UP EGG PRICES AND LEAVING THE EGGCONOMY IN SHAMBLES. (Not my theory. From Tumblr.)Funny Catchphrases
"Yer a wizard Harry." ― Rubeus Hagrid, 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone'Urban-Legends
The licked hand A scary urban legend popular among teenagers. The story narrates how a killer secretly spends the night under a girl’s bed, licking her hand when offered, which the girl thinks is her dog. The girl only finds the truth the following day, when she finds her dog dead in her closet and a bloody message — “humans can lick too.”Short-Horror-Stories
Every night, I relive burying my comrades from the war in my dreams. Not because of the night terrors, but for the scratches on my arms and dirt on the floor every time I wake up.Auerbach1991 reply
Needing to wait 10 minutes before and after classes have started to use the restroom. My adolescent body with developing Crohn’s Disease did NOT take kindly to this rule, and got Into fights with the bathroom monitor often (someone who would make sure nobody was in the bathroom for too long doing drugs, having sex, other things of the sort). Thankfully the Principal had a heart of gold and gave me a special pass to use his personal private bathroom which was so nice and clean. In a high school of 5000 teenagers, being able to poop in peace at the rate you go with Crohn’s Disease made my life somewhat less sh*tty (pun intended).Show All 31 Upvotes
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Every night, I relive burying my comrades from the war in my dreams. Not because of the night terrors, but for the scratches on my arms and dirt on the floor every time I wake up.Urban-Legends
The licked hand A scary urban legend popular among teenagers. The story narrates how a killer secretly spends the night under a girl’s bed, licking her hand when offered, which the girl thinks is her dog. The girl only finds the truth the following day, when she finds her dog dead in her closet and a bloody message — “humans can lick too.”The Last Batch Of Spanish Passports Have "PAO" Written As "PA0" And People Cannot Get On Planes Because Of It
Hey Pandas, What Conspiracy Theory Do You Believe To Your Core But Have No Evidence For?
Okay, for those who haven’t seen Beauty and the Beast, this is gonna be gibberish. So, in Belle (the first song, I think), a lady sings “I need six eggs, that’s too expensive.” But later, Gaston sings, “When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs…now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs”! GASTON IS SINGLE-HANDEDLY JACKING UP EGG PRICES AND LEAVING THE EGGCONOMY IN SHAMBLES. (Not my theory. From Tumblr.)Abe_Fromans_Day_Off reply
If you're against free school lunches for kids who need it, you're an a*****e, period, full stop. Edit: can yall stop trying to debate with me, I'm not changing my mind. If you don't mind children going hungry at a place they're legally required to be, you're a f*****g a*****e. For like 3 or 4 different reasons. I'm not responding to your comments.andante528 reply
“There are lots of members of our family tree, and I’m probably the prettiest one, don’t you think?” - my daughter (to me), age 7 She is an identical twin, so kind of a weird flex.Funny Catchphrases
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