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Greetings, fellow human beings/mushroom dragons /bookworms/potatoes. I'm just a preteen with a Bored Panda account who loves books and talking to people who like the same stuff that I do.

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Bookworm5000 • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

That fool probably lost his cool and started yelling about how he DID go to preschool.......but he didn't mention that he was kicked out.

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

This doesn't even make me angry anymore, just depressed.

Bookworm5000 • commented on a post 1 week ago

This Group Shares Brilliant Examples Of “This You?” Comebacks, Here Are 50 Of Their Best Burns (New Pics)

Wow. Just wow.

Bookworm5000 • commented on 37 posts 2 weeks ago

This Online Group Shares The Cringiest Cases Of “Oops, Didn’t Mean To,” And Here Are The 30 Best (New Pics)

BLOCK! THE! BASTARD!

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

Buddy, just because a couple of lonely virgins decided to commit some crimes, doesn't mean that we're all gonna be lining up at your door, because you just made yourself more unappealable, if that was even humanly possible.

This Online Group Shares The Cringiest Cases Of “Oops, Didn’t Mean To,” And Here Are The 30 Best (New Pics)

BLOCK! THE! BASTARD!

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

Meanwhile, punctuation is the difference between "Let's eat, grandma" and "Let's eat grandma."

40 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Have Ever Graced Twitter, As Shared By This Account (New Posts)

Cha-cha real smooth

40 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Have Ever Graced Twitter, As Shared By This Account (New Posts)

Smoooooooth!

40 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Have Ever Graced Twitter, As Shared By This Account (New Posts)

...............gives you wiiiiings!

50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Conservatives In Their Place

PREACH!!!!!!!!

50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Conservatives In Their Place

May he rot in Hell forever, amen!

Funny Everyday Moments: 30 Comics By This Indian Artist (New Pics)

Society sucks.

Funny Everyday Moments: 30 Comics By This Indian Artist (New Pics)

Until I was nine. Now, I wanna be an author.

Funny Everyday Moments: 30 Comics By This Indian Artist (New Pics)

Lady...........I don't think you're realizing your hypocrisy.

Funny Everyday Moments: 30 Comics By This Indian Artist (New Pics)

Oh, the hypocrisy.

My 30 New Inappropriate Comics That You Probably Shouldn't Be Reading At Work

BRUTUS, I SHALL JOIN YOU

My 30 New Inappropriate Comics That You Probably Shouldn't Be Reading At Work

NO! NOT PIXIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My 30 New Inappropriate Comics That You Probably Shouldn't Be Reading At Work

Welp, guess I'm going to hell.

Relatable Girl Struggles Illustrated In 40 Comics By Sashotso Art (New Pics)

ME.

Artist Creates Comic Series About Human Organs Interacting With Each Other (30 New Pics)

Me, but with books.

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Bookworm5000 • submitted a new post 1 month ago

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Hey Pandas, What's An Obvious Revelation You Had Recently? (Closed)

Bookworm5000 • submitted 2 list additions 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Deepest Darkest Fear? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's An Obvious Revelation You Had Recently? (Closed)

Bookworm5000 • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

That fool probably lost his cool and started yelling about how he DID go to preschool.......but he didn't mention that he was kicked out.

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

This doesn't even make me angry anymore, just depressed.

Bookworm5000 • commented on a post 1 week ago

This Group Shares Brilliant Examples Of “This You?” Comebacks, Here Are 50 Of Their Best Burns (New Pics)

Wow. Just wow.

Bookworm5000 • commented on 17 posts 2 weeks ago

This Online Group Shares The Cringiest Cases Of “Oops, Didn’t Mean To,” And Here Are The 30 Best (New Pics)

BLOCK! THE! BASTARD!

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

Why is it always this guy? Can we dump him off the face of the earth, please?

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

Maybe because we need to protect ourselves FROM men...........

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

Sorry that she has a better butt, and life, than you will ever have in your entire existence. Feel better now?

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

The "man" is in all caps......let's go find this poor little mommy's boy and give him a lollipop.

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

Cacti? I'd shove a poison-dipped, spike-studded baseball bat up my a*s.

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

"Females to be equally distributed among men"???? What are we, Reese's Pieces????? Kindly go die in a hole, you f*****g bastard.

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

D******d, shitface, douchebag, dumbass, piece of s**t, crusty batch of nature........there's loads, really.

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

If somebody leaves you 'cause you're sick, they're the sick one <3 :) Love yourself, babes!

50 Times Women Took Down Toxic Men Online (New Pics)

If I'd known so many people didn't give two shits about me back then, I wouldn't have beaten myself up over them. Lesson learned, ladies.

50 Times Women Took Down Toxic Men Online (New Pics)

Honestly, why do people like smushing cake in other peoples' faces? What's the appeal? It's their special day, let them eat cake out of a plate, not off of their face.

50 Times Women Took Down Toxic Men Online (New Pics)

LOL same.........

50 Times Women Took Down Toxic Men Online (New Pics)

Where can I get a guy like that?

50 Times Women Took Down Toxic Men Online (New Pics)

Bookworm5000 • upvoted 9 items 2 weeks ago

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

Awww....poor little incel has a micropenis. So sad.

40 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Have Ever Graced Twitter, As Shared By This Account (New Posts)

Now who is the real Snowflake?

40 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Have Ever Graced Twitter, As Shared By This Account (New Posts)

Ditto. How on earth is it OK to blame her because the media chooses to cover her presence? There are many actors, directors and other celebrities who go to basketball and football games and aren't made the centre of attention.

40 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Have Ever Graced Twitter, As Shared By This Account (New Posts)

I'm not a Taylor Swift fan by any means. In fact - I have a problem with several things she does. But it makes me lol that there are grown men out there (who certainly think of themselves as not "emotional") who feel like they cannot no longer enjoy a sport spectacle because she's going to be there cheering her boyfriend.

My 30 New Inappropriate Comics That You Probably Shouldn't Be Reading At Work

WHAAAAA HOW DARE YOUUUU PINEAPPLE PIZZA ROCKS!!!!

My 30 New Inappropriate Comics That You Probably Shouldn't Be Reading At Work

noooooooooooooooooooooooo pineapple is d e l i s h

My 30 New Inappropriate Comics That You Probably Shouldn't Be Reading At Work

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!

50 Interesting Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

He was the driving force behind her diary being published (also the reason it was so heavily edited)

50 Interesting Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On The Past

You can't tell that to Republicans, just the other day a Republican from Maine said publicly how the Nazis are great people and they never hurt anyone and they never took away anyone's rights 😳😳😳 idiots and fools all.

Bookworm5000 • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

30 Hilarious Tweets That Capture The Most Relatable School Pick-Up Experiences Shared By Parents

BP reaction : We need a banana for scale

Bookworm5000 • upvoted 10 items 1 month ago

These 50 Memes Are Just What You Need to Take a Break and Have a Giggle (New Pics)

Then humans eat the plants' swollen ovaries (fruit)

These 50 Memes Are Just What You Need to Take a Break and Have a Giggle (New Pics)

I tried to stop swearing but everyone is so stupid.

I Draw Comics About The Lives Of Four Rescue Dogs!

30 Hilarious Pun-Filled Comics By This Artist

Pentagon, hexagon, yoursanitygon

Get Ready To Lol: Exploring The Wacky World Of Wheat Comics

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A matador fighting a bull, killing it, cutting it's ear off, and then presenting it (or a bloody handkerchief) to a woman.

There was a story we used to have to read in school that included a matador fight and this happened. Most of the girls just cried the bull [died].