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Hey Pandas, What Are Some Book Tropes You Hate?

Enimies to lovers but they're only enimies for like 5 seconds.(the state of us)

“It Just Seems So Gross To Me”: 50 Parenting Clichés And Stereotypes That Need To Retire

He's clearly horrible. And no, you're not being anti-social if you want time by yourself, you're being a-social. Anti-social is when you stop other people doing legal things they want to do. HTA.

“It Just Seems So Gross To Me”: 50 Parenting Clichés And Stereotypes That Need To Retire

Dude....im gonna be honest with you, it sounds like you have not given them a chance to even get to know you and the kids wanting to play with you means they want to know you. Why be so cruel about it?

“It Just Seems So Gross To Me”: 50 Parenting Clichés And Stereotypes That Need To Retire

This was always done to me by my family and it made me feel so embarrassed about telling them that I was in a relationship. I've been with my partner for over 15 years and didn't tell anyone for over 6 months. My family made everything about relationships so weird, and I always felt like they had to be awful because of the way my mum spoke about them.

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes For Women, As Seen On The ‘Laughing Chicks’ IG Page

Yes but the grinch has to be the Jim Carrey version

Hey Pandas, What's Your Meanest Insult Without Swearing?

You aren’t even worth the effort of an insult.

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Book Tropes You Hate?

I know somebody else in the list said this (don't know their name sorry) but those toxic love triangles like in Never Have I Ever and TSITP. Like I'm sorry but I don't want to see you fight over 2 boys who don't deserve you to begin with or when there's clearly the right choice.

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Book Tropes You Hate?

ugh, I would say I'm really tired of love triangles. Especially between a "bad boy" and a best friend. Also, I try to avoid the whole if the characters spoke to each other, there would be no plot thing.

Death2monkeys reply

Oh, how about this one, ladies. The idea that your children are all that you should/do need in order to be happy, and that if you do not feel this way or want something more, you are a bad mother. And people will actually try to make you feel guilty for not feeling this way. I have lost count of the number of people who have straight up told me that as long as I have my daughter I should be perfectly content in life, and if I am not I am a terrible mother who has something wrong with her

Right-Ad8261 reply

I'm sick of dad's being stereotyped as lazy or hands off at home or with the kids. I do ALL of the grocery shopping, cooking and most of the cleaning in my house. I'm as hands on with the kids as my wife is. I prepare snacks and see them off to school most school days, I take them on outings and I handle the baby all the time. I resent the assumption that I don't do these things, and I don't think anyone on reddit would sympathize with me asking for more help from my wife, because, well, dad's don't actually deserve breaks, only moms do, because only they do things.

avvocadhoe reply

That little baby boys or girls are “flirting” when they’re smiling at an adult. It’s f*****g creepy and gross. Anything that sexualizes babies and little kids that way.

wish_yooper_here reply

Sexualizing girls because they’re “pretty”. I passed down heterochromia to my daughter and her eyes are two different colors. It’s nearly impossible to go out in public without another adult saying something about how pretty she is and how it’ll benefit her future relationships. How she’ll “grow up to be looker”, how *all the boys* will want her, or maybe I won’t have to worry about this one staying home. If they think they’re being edgy they’ll snicker and say “or maybe she’ll bat for the same team!” She’s 6.

MomentMurky9782 reply

Not wanting girls because of the “teenage years” or whatever age period they pick.

Leighgion reply

That children are so delicate that they can't be exposed to anything but the most infantilized stories where everything is puppies, rainbows and rounded edges. Yes, kids need to be protected and gently introduced to the less pleasant aspects of the world, but that introduction actually needs to happen over the long term. Pretending bad things don't exist isn't parenting.

Riverjig reply

Forcing kids to clean their plate (eat everything). This creates an unhealthy attitude towards food. I try to portion enough to what I know my kiddo can eat but holy c**p. I've seen some parents feed their kids adult servings and tell them they aren't leaving the table until it's done.

HollyBron reply

Parents asking other, especially young, kids if they have a boyfriend or girlfriend yet. It's not cute and borders on creepy.

SisterOfRistar replied:
Also, when they call any friend of the opposite sex the kid's boy- or girlfriend. I had a male friend in primary school, and my parents kept mocking me so much and calling him my boyfriend. I ended up distancing myself from him because it embarrassed me so much. It was an innocent friendship, and they ruined it for me.

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Book Tropes You Hate?

I like time travel - anything can happen. I'm sick of aliens, it's overdone. All too often in romance novels they start off hating each other. Give love at first sight a chance with a growing deep friendship and trust. I think that if you have written that many then you know what to do. Oh yeah, when you on a roll of words pouring out - don't forget to eat.

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Book Tropes You Hate?

The liar reveal trope is very annoying and Mary Sue characters ruin any story they’re in. I think you may have heard of this before but learn how to show, not tell. Make sure not to put in too much exposition but don’t underdo it

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Hey Pandas, Give Me A Story That Still Scares You To This Day

People wanting to vote for the orange turd, again!

Hey Pandas, Make The Longest And Most Random Possible Story You Can!

In the mystical land of Fruitopia, where talking fruits and enchanted groves coexisted, lived Jeff, a courageous banana on a quest to defeat the mischievous chimpanzee, Bobo. Armed with a sword carved from the finest plantain, Jeff traversed through orchards and jungles, facing challenges that tested his peel-deep determination. His ultimate goal was to reach the formidable Castle Pomegranate, where rumor had it that Bobo, the trouble-making chimp, resided. After a perilous journey filled with encounters with magical creatures and puzzles that required his fruity wit, Jeff arrived at the majestic Castle Pomegranate. As he approached the grand gates, ready to confront Bobo, the scene took an unexpected turn. Behind the castle walls, Jeff discovered that Bobo wasn't his enemy but rather his long-lost father, who had been transformed into a mischievous chimp by an ancient fruit curse. Shocked and emotional, Jeff realized that the key to breaking the curse lay not in battle, but in understanding and familial bonds. In a heartwarming reunion, father and banana embraced, breaking the curse that had plagued their family for years. The once mischievous Bobo transformed back into his original fruity form. Together, Jeff and Bobo returned to the bountiful orchards of Fruitopia, where they celebrated their reunion and the end of the fruit curse, leaving behind a tale of family, forgiveness, and the magic that lies within unexpected places. WORD COUNT: 248 25 upvotes for pt.2

Hey Pandas, Make The Longest And Most Random Possible Story You Can!

I woke one night, the moon was a giant cheese and the stars were mice, i rand for a megaphone to warn the moon cheese of the mice, and slipped and accidently baked a cheese cake... Nom I then built a rocket ship and flew to the moon, but unfortunetly whilst exiting the atmosphere my ship turned into marshmallow and disintigrated during the crash landing... Dont worry though the cheese moon had breathable air, and i finally made it to the moon on time before the star mice dragged the moon to a party, now me and the cheese moon with use studying as an excuse to be our introvert selfs and binge the office so the star mice dont drag us to the galatic party... With the star mice gone, all thats left to do is binge the office and- WAIT theres no electrecity on the cheese moon... Ill have to attatch a cord to the sun to have enough power to binge the office, but a trip like that is too dangerous... But its a risk ill have to take to binge the office, they will tell stories of me in my passing, goodbye cheese moon, im sorry i couldnt watch the office with you... Ill have to jump and hope i have enough cheese air and force to make it to the sun to plug in the tv... Goodbye earth, if only youd learn to recycle, maybe then cheese moon would have electricity, SO LONG UNIVERSE! FOR THE INTROVERTS!!!