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Chairman Miaow • commented on 7 posts 4 months ago

Jolly Wild Possum Discovered In Texas Woman’s Christmas Tree After It Sneezes

Yes I thought it was an opossum. Unless there's invasive possums in North America?

50 Times People’s Responses Were Comedy Gold, And Got Shared On The ‘Savage Responds’ Page

I'm lucky I didn't inherit the family height genes. I can do this, my brother would need 4 chairs. We can both sleep anywhere like a cat though. Just not very good quality sleep.

Jolly Wild Possum Discovered In Texas Woman’s Christmas Tree After It Sneezes

Yes I thought it was an opossum. Unless there's invasive possums in North America?

50 Times People’s Responses Were Comedy Gold, And Got Shared On The ‘Savage Responds’ Page

I'm lucky I didn't inherit the family height genes. I can do this, my brother would need 4 chairs. We can both sleep anywhere like a cat though. Just not very good quality sleep.

“I Am Baffled To This Day”: 50 Weird Things Guests Thought Were Acceptable To Do

Fahrenheit not Celsius. Ok. It took me a moment. Still very hot...

"Are You A Girl?": Woman Goes After A Boy In The Women's Bathroom, Is Surprised It Backfires

We need the MYTA category (mega) for this one. It shows a lot about where her mind is if she thinks an innocent kid will do anything. It's the kid who's more likely to be unsafe here, because even though she didn't physically harm him, she yelled at him and that could freak the poor kid out, who's just trying to go to the loo.

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5kg on your chest is quite noticeable

50 Funny And Relatable Cat Memes That Might Make You Want To Rescue A(nother) Cat

I'm from the cat's back and live in the cat's head.

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Using the wrong tones so you insult your cat

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Chairman Miaow • upvoted 33 items 4 months ago

Jolly Wild Possum Discovered In Texas Woman’s Christmas Tree After It Sneezes

Possums are native to Australia, New Zealand, and China ... opossums live in North America and Southern Canada

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Personally I have to read posts like this a few times to understand them. However, why on earth would people not text the way they speak? It's not an English exam. My husband and I have different mother tongues so we naturally use a mash up of language when speaking or texting. We are both European so Jamieson's comment is odd to me too. Let us also take a moment to enjoy his non existent punctuation.

Jolly Wild Possum Discovered In Texas Woman’s Christmas Tree After It Sneezes

Possums are native to Australia, New Zealand, and China ... opossums live in North America and Southern Canada

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“I Am Baffled To This Day”: 50 Weird Things Guests Thought Were Acceptable To Do

What company was the pizza from? Domino's? Pizza Hut? His fate depends on the answer

“I Am Baffled To This Day”: 50 Weird Things Guests Thought Were Acceptable To Do

Unphased is the English spelling.

"Are You A Girl?": Woman Goes After A Boy In The Women's Bathroom, Is Surprised It Backfires

What if a grown man helps his mom who can't walk to the loo? Personally Idgaf we can make gender neutral bathrooms, so we would suddenly have double the public toilets for everyone.

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In Nigerian pidgin English it means idiot!

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Wow! You really do know your way around the censors! Lol

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If it's tangerine orange, absolutely.

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Well fuckmeintheass with a fireyhellcock from shitonmyface land. Hooray for making sure everyone keeps this place safe and friendly for anyone who ever was offended by swearing, words that denote monotheistic realms of spiritual retribution, anything that could trigger anyone triggered by the word trigger, and literal states of matter that occur at a temperature that changes the physical form of combinations of molecules. Please, pandas, can we all just stop using words that mean anything? Would someone PLEASE think of the rectumtasting motherfuckmyfacehole children?

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Now I know what the German girl wanted me to eat. I thought she was into cannibalism

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I married at 43 because it took me that long to find the right girl. Been married 30 years now.

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Could someone translate this into old geezer English?

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or 1: possible reference to a KLF song, or 2: it can be a reference to the "Mu" koan

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Job Description. Took me a while

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I demand rent

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow" Interr.." "Mooooooooooooooo" 😅

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I'm wondering whether or not this is an example of nominative determinism as her last name is Filler, lol

35 People Who Successfully Cheated The System by Pretending To Belong (New Pics)

… I think they look like that.

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Mother. These strange creatures walking in the furs of my family have taken me away. Help

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I had an extra tix for a chef hosted pop-up dinner. Prix fixe menu, cocktails and wine included. Called a buddy that’s a chef knowing he’d appreciate it. We started hitting the drinks hard, but he was lapping me and he got VERY drunk. We went to two bars after, neither would serve his drunk a*s so I said let’s walk to my house, sleep it off. Had a few at the house and I went to bed. Woke in the morning and he was gone but left a kind note on the counter. Found another note in the coffee maker, and another in the cups. We were finding notes of love and gratitude hidden all over the house for weeks after. Its was really sweet.

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God this is probably going to get buried, but at some point before I was born my dad ran a recording studio type thing in our basement. Think an old sound board, mics, instruments, that sort of stuff all set up. My parents were away and his friend stayed at the house to look after things and feed our dog. She was a pretty crazy, then maybe 4 year old, German Shepard. When my parents got back, nothing was out of place or anything. But months later my dad was on the computer in the basement and found a fully composed song that his friend recorded in his absence. Full singing/instrumentals, about the dog. I was so young when I heard the song so I really don’t remember any more details than that, and the file itself has been lost to time, but it’s still a pretty iconic story.

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Yep. Waking up and moving your legs around the cat because for some reason she now weighs 50 kg instead of 5...

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Chairman Miaow • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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I Took Photos During My Recent Travels In China Over The Chinese New Year (12 Pics)

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That last comment could be applied to the English too. I think this guy gets more surprised reactions as he's talking to Chinese language speakers in the US mostly. When Chinese comes out of my alien face in Beijing no one cares. Or if they do they need an Oscar. Might be more surprising in touristy areas and to some extent, Shanghai. This isn't based on a proper sample size, but in my experience far more foreigners bother to learn Chinese in Beijing than in Shanghai, so locals are correspondingly unsurprised here.

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I married at 43 because it took me that long to find the right girl. Been married 30 years now.

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If it's tangerine orange, absolutely.

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What company was the pizza from? Domino's? Pizza Hut? His fate depends on the answer

“I Am Baffled To This Day”: 50 Weird Things Guests Thought Were Acceptable To Do

Unphased is the English spelling.

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Jolly Wild Possum Discovered In Texas Woman’s Christmas Tree After It Sneezes

50 Times People’s Responses Were Comedy Gold, And Got Shared On The ‘Savage Responds’ Page

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