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Every job is its own weird little universe, with its own set of unbreakable rules and unspoken truths. It's the "common knowledge" that professionals learn on day one that the rest of us are completely, blissfully unaware of. It’s the secret menu of every single industry.

An online community threw open the doors and asked people from all walks of life to share one of these secrets. The responses are a mind-blowing peek behind the curtain, revealing the things we were never supposed to know about our food, our health, and even our pets. Prepare to look at some jobs in a totally different way.

More info: Reddit

#1

Man in a black suit sharing work secrets with a woman during a professional meeting at a wooden table with a laptop. I don’t know about the “average person,” but as a former consular officer, it never failed to surprise me how many American citizens are shocked to learn that they have no special privileges overseas, that they are fully subject to local laws even if something is legal “back home,” and that the most a consulate or embassy will likely be able to do for you if you get in trouble is visit you in jail some time in the first few weeks and bring you a list of local lawyers.

If you’re really lucky, we’ll bring along some fresh fruit and a couple of old paperbacks, although that’s getting rarer.

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Day Andie
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1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As it should be. FAFO. Behave yourself.

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    #2

    Person writing on a sticky note next to a laptop, illustrating work secrets related to barista, doctor, and plumber professions. That an ungodly amount of people in big fancy office buildings have their usernames/passwords on a sticky note on their monitor.

    I’m a janitor.

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    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime I advice people on how to change their password I tell them to NOT mutter it

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    #3

    We are graduating students who cannot read, write, or do simple Math; and not just a few.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But we have to get our politicians from somewhere.

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    Ever seen an expert look at you like you have three heads because you don't know something that's incredibly obvious to them? There's a name for that brain glitch: the "Curse of Knowledge." As the experts at The Decision Lab explain, it's a cognitive bias where someone who knows a lot about a subject forgets what it's like to not know it.

    They can no longer imagine seeing the world from a beginner's perspective. This is the reason so many professionals in the online thread were genuinely shocked by what the public doesn't know. To them, it's just a normal Tuesday; to us, it's a mind-blowing secret.

    #4

    Close-up of a dog being gently petted, capturing a moment of trust and care, highlighting work secrets about service roles. Animal rescue and vet tech: People will give up a dog they've had for years and not shed a tear. They treat it like an errand. Some people don't stay with their pet when it gets euthanized. In the first instance, the dog will not want to leave the lobby and will watch you walk away, confused and try to follow. In the second, they look expectantly around the room for their person before they fall asleep.

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    panther
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I am breaking down just thinking of it.

    AD Sully
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't have the strength of character to be there and hold your animal when their times comes so that they aren't terrified and alone, don't have pets. You don't deserve them.

    Sophie
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vet told me I can leave, don't need to watch it, but I told him I want to be with my cat until the very end, she was in pain and scared. It was 8 years ago, but yesterday got into my mind this specific memory, and I keep storking her head crying as hard as never, but didn't leave her alone with stranger to her. I'm still tearing up thinking of it.

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    Dilly Millandry
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always had the vet come to my home and held my dog in my arms. It's a horrible thing to have to do, but it's being done to ease their suffering and, for me, that's been keeping them where they feel safe and loved. However, I appreciate that I've been fortunate enough to be able to afford to do that. I couldn't not be with them in their last moments.

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst part of this is having to schedule and wait until the day comes. I was in tears every time I looked at her. She'd perk up a bit and I'd wonder if I'd made a mistake and should cancel. It was a ling-a$$ 5 days...But I agree this is the best way for your pet.

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    Lady Eowyn
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was all I could do to remain civil to a new neighbor after they said they couldn't stay with their dogs when the dogs were euthanized. It is hard as hell, but imagine how betrayed the pet feels. How can you give up a pet because it's "too old" or needs a little more help navigating the stairs or whatever? I don't understand.

    Carrie B
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    Oh look. It's Judgey McJudgerson. You don't know if your neighbor has pet death trauma. Yes, I stayed with my cat when she had to be put down, but my daughter wouldn't have been able to do it because of things in her past.

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    Alex Meurissen
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the most heartbreaking thing ive read

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely not. My dogs are my babies. I could never give them up, and would never leave them to face euthanasia alone. Ever.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The opposite is worse. Much worse. Animal torturers who cry copious fake tears in order to get their ab*sed animals returned to them. Ab*sed animals are returned immediately to their abusers. To go through more t*****e.

    Catie D
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone in the first category has a special place in hell waiting for them. The second thing... I don't know. There are people whose mental health simply cannot handle being in that room at that time.

    Charles Kormos
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog was blind, deaf, and in a diabetic coma when I took her for euthanasia. The vet would have been calling 911 for me if I stayed.

    Day Andie
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really get tired of you Judgey McJudgerson's who think you have some right to criticize another human being's emotions. There are some people who just don't have the emotional strength to stay with a loved pet or even another human they love during their last moments. I feel sorry for them because I always felt it was a duty and a privilege to stay with my animals during their passing, but it's not my place or right to condemn them for not being able to do it. I've often wondered if the people without this emotional strength are the ones who most badly need a pet in their life. If I'm judgey about anyone, it's the person who keeps a suffering animal alive simply for their own emotional selfishness. "But I loooove Fluffy." Meanwhile Fluffy is skin and bones and has sores, can't breathe and is panting in pain, dying slowly. No, that's not love, it's selfishness.

    Lila Allen
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then don't get a pet. To leave that pet abandoned and terrified in it's last moments instead of comforted and loved is a cruel, hateful selfish act. Taking on a pet means the good and the bad. As with any trauma, mental illness, etc it is your responsibility as a functional person to learn to cope, manage your trauma, and not negatively impact others because of your trauma. If you can't do that with your pet then you shouldn't have pets

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    Rali Meyer
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's been 723 days and I miss him

    Ffion Jones
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mum’s cat was put to sleep, we stayed with him and gave him lots of love and kisses. We were devastated and didn’t leave for quite a while after

    R Dennis
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When our Bella (17) started having really bad struggles, we called a vet that makes housecalls... she was going to do an assessment and make a recommendation. We hoped she would say she was good, but figured she wasn't. So, we got all the friends and family that helped take care of her to come over. The assessment was that she was sundowning and suffering brain shocks and that it was her time. We all said our goodbyes and gave her pets as she went peacefully. Our current dog, Bingo (13) has an aggressive cancer, she's had surgery and started chemo. We have cut back on spending and are focused on doing everything we can to help her fight... I don't understand bringing a pet into the family and treating it as disposable.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to say that at least some of these people have no resources with which to deal with their emotions, and just walking away is the best they can do.

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never leave my dog alone and lonely, never.

    Man in the mirror
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's weird. Where I live vets won't euthanize an animal that is not in need of euthanasia, just like for humans. You don't get to have your dog k****d because you don't want it anymore, that's what shelters are for. We can blame heartless owners all we want, those vets are the ones getting paid to m****r healthy animals.

    Russell Bowman
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our Vet office has a light that comes on during a euthanasia ... with a sign asking for silence and respect until the family leaves.

    Maim
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this once, nearly ki**ed me. I could never imagine leaving my doggie alone while I put him down. We had ours put down at home and he was in my arms the whole time. I couldn't even imagine walking away and having him look for me. This is just painfully awful.

    Manny
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people shouldn't be allowed to have pets period.

    Day Andie
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but not because they can't stay with them when they're euthanized. Making that decision to give an animal a dignified painless death is the most important and hardest thing they can ever do. People who shouldn't have pets are those who use them as accessories or ego boosters, who hurt or ignore them. Being a good pet owner over a period of years vs two minutes leaving the pet on a vet's table matters more to the animal. And how many of you critics would think nothing of leaving your dog or cat at the vets for a couple hours while having their teeth cleaned or at the groomers for an afternoon? You monsters! BTW, your dog or cat doesn't know what's ahead. They are reacting to your grief and emotion. If you can stay stoic at the time when they have to be put down, even if it's hard to do, you make it easier on your pet rather than having your own personal big emotional drama going on that they have to try to understand.

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    Apatheist Account2
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had to euthanize several pets - rats, gerbils and cats. It was heart-breaking enough to take them there, I couldn't have watched. I know it's selfish but I just couldn't do it.

    Ace
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been by the side of every single one of my cats when their time came. I consider it a duty. (Always had three or four at any one time, since over forty years ago, so you can do the maths).

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    Michael Largey
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    Nothing necessarily wrong with not staying for the euthanizing. Understandably, some people want their last memory of their pet to be when it was alive.

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want my pet's last moments to be being held and comforted by me.

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    #5

    Fishing boat at sea on a foggy day representing work secrets of baristas, doctors, and plumbers in different professions. Any Naval vessel manned and maintained from the mid-1960s to the mid-2000s is likely operating with electronic components purchased from Radio Shack by desperate sailors who knew that obtaining the same parts through The System might take as long as 6 months.

    Don't ask me how I know.

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    B Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last century, I did maintenance on a system that had a paper tape reader. The reader was not used much. The reader light bulb burned out, order a replacement through The System / supply. About a week later, coworker was in the base auto store, noticed some bulbs on a rack that looked just like the reader bulb. She bought a two pack for a dollar. We checked the specs, good match. Installed the bulb, reader works. I was sent to supply to cancel the order. They call up the order, bulb listed for something like $5, but was unavailable. Because the system the reader was in was marked as priority (the whole system was priority), the supply system changed the order to the next higher assembly, which was the reader head assembly, some $300. Unavailable, next higher assembly, the entire paper tape reader, thousands of dollars. Unavailable, next higher, six million dollar system. Do I get credit for saving the US Air Force $6M? Hah!

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    #6

    Law office desk with gavel, scale of justice, legal files, and books representing work secrets of professionals like doctors and plumbers. Half my job is basically watching people find out the hard way that “no one reads that stuff” is not a legal defense.

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    Lousha
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some cases it should be though. E.g. the online agreements are purposefully written to be hard to understand, ridiculously long, and as boring as possible. No reasonable person will read a user agreement as long as War and Peace to access an article, use a simple website etc. So in these cases it should be a valid argument that the company is fully aware that only one in a million users actually know what they agree to, and is actively doing everything to keep it that way.

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    If you've ever felt guilty for letting a single banana go brown, brace yourself. One of the most common and shocking secrets came from people in the food industry, from grocery store clerks to restaurant chefs: the sheer, epic scale of food waste. We're not talking about a few scraps either. These insiders are talking about mountains of perfectly edible produce, bread, and meals getting tossed every single day.

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    According to The Restaurant HQ, a single restaurant can produce an estimated 25,000 to 75,000 pounds of food waste in just one year. This terrifying statistic also contributes to the global climate crisis, so maybe think twice next time you send back that untouched side salad.

    #7

    Close-up of an old Royal typewriter keyboard keys, vintage work secrets from barista to plumber revealed. A lot of wannabe authors pick writing because they think it's the easiest way to put their story into an artistic format. Fun fact: writing is not any easier than any other art.

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    B Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, it occurred to me that thousands of want-to-be writers will now use AI to 'write' the Great [insert country here] Novel. Think of all those poor assistant editors that have to read the first five pages, then declare the work unfit.

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    #8

    Two people having a deep conversation indoors, illustrating work secrets between professionals like baristas, doctors, and plumbers. There are more people with personality disorders (borderline, narcissistic, antisocial) walking among us than most realize.

    Also, your therapist most certainly has their own psych diagnosis. Your psychiatrist probably does.

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    Katie The Bug
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newsflash: people with "dark" personality disorders are PEOPLE and not snickering cartoon villains.

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    #9

    How emotionally draining teaching is.

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    Here's a secret that will change the way you shop forever. Several retail and manufacturing insiders on the thread confirmed what we've all secretly suspected: the fancy brand-name product and the cheaper store-brand version are often the exact same thing, made in the same factory, just put in a different box.

    Strategy expert Bob Caporale explains this is a genius business move because if a company can market one product under several brands, they can cover way more ground in the market but also cut their costs." So next time you're in the cereal aisle, remember that the only real difference between those two boxes might just be the price tag and the quality of the cartoon mascot.

    #10

    Exterior view of a Hugo Boss store with glass windows, mannequins inside, and a red scooter parked outside. How much store brand stuff is basically name brand stuff in different packaging. It's wild how much I have learned and saved from knowing this.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in a printing plant that made packaging for retail items. Our "director of operations" went to visit one of our customers (a massively huge company) and while on a tour of the facility he noticed a run of private label stuff that we also printed. He asked the guide "what's the difference between the branded product and and the private label"? The guide held up the package and said, "that right there", indicating that the products were identical, just with different packaging.

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    #11

    Nonprofit (and also education):

    First three quarters: spend as little as possible

    Last quarter: IF WE DON'T SPEND THIS GRANT THEY WON'T GIVE US AS MUCH NEXT YEAR.

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    Jessica Rabbit
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same applies for end of the fiscal year for city government...

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    #12

    Performers in colorful theatrical costumes on stage, illustrating work secrets about baristas doctors and plumbers. Many theater costumes aren't washed but are sprayed with vodka water to get rid of the bacteria that otherwise causes them to stink. It's worse if the show is double cast, and it's a 2 show day. The second performer has to wear a costume that's slightly damp with someone else's sweat. Wearing a t-shirt underneath helps. Pit pads, also known as dress shields, are sometimes used. They're snapped in place and laundered daily.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶🎵 "There's no business / Like show business / Like no business I know / ..." 🎵🎶

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    We imagine a corporate headquarters is like Fort Knox, with firewalls, biometric scanners, and laser grids. The shocking truth? According to IT professionals and office workers in the thread, your entire digital life is often being protected by the digital equivalent of a piece of tape, with passwords simply being stored on a sticky note.

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    The statistics are just as terrifying as the stories. A report from Spacelift found that 45% of people still write their passwords down, and a staggering 55% use the same password for multiple accounts. The IT guy in the thread is right to be sweating because the biggest security threat isn't a master hacker, it's Brenda from accounting and her love of the password "Password123."

    #13

    Digital code and data visualization representing work secrets in technology and service professions like baristas and plumbers. That big companies in charge of your money, utilities, health etc. are all useless at IT and data security.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because security measures reduce instead of enhance profit. And it's primarily your money, not theirs, at risk.

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    #14

    Construction worker wearing safety gear operating heavy machinery, illustrating work secrets about trades like plumber and barista. As a locomotive engineer I’m not supposed to apply the emergency brakes until after I’ve hit you.

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    JL
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they can see you, brakes or not that train isn't coming to a stop until well after you bounce off it.

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    #15

    "but it worked on me" does not replace sound scientific evidence.

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    We look at professionals like surgeons, teachers, and engineers as infallible superhumans who have it all figured out. But the most common, and perhaps most terrifying, secret shared by insiders is just how much of their job involves guesswork, winging it, and making mistakes. According to the Niagara Institute, the average person makes about 15 human errors for every 100 opportunities.

    So when a teacher in the thread admits to passing a kid who can barely read, or a surgeon confesses that a lot of what they do is an educated guess, they're just revealing the messy, human reality of every single profession. It’s a terrifying, but also weirdly comforting, reminder that everyone is just trying their best.

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    Do you have any trade secrets that you want to share with the layman? Share them in the comments section!

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    #16

    Worker wearing gloves smoothing wet concrete with a hand float, illustrating work secrets from skilled trades like plumbing and construction. Concrete doesn’t “dry” it cures through a chemical reaction and will do so under water. The same design mix of concrete will cure harder under water than above water.

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    JL
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watering down drying concrete is needed to prevent cracking.

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    #17

    Doctor performing eye exam on patient using specialized medical equipment in clinical setting, showcasing work secrets. Working at an opticians taught me that most people have no idea how bad their eyesight actually is.

    They'll walk in saying "my vision's fine", then read the chart like they're trying to guess lottery numbers.

    The wild part is when they finally put on the right prescription and go, "Wow, I didn't know the world looked like this."

    Happens way more often than you'd think.

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    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What are you going to do when you get your new glasses?" "I don't know, I'll see".

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    #18

    Rotten apples and fruit covered with mold lying on the ground, illustrating work secrets about quality and care. Most food goes to waste just because it has a dent or produce/fruit has a blemish. They refuse to donate the food because they get tax write offs for damaged goods, and even after they document it; they still lock up their garbage so nobody can have the perfectly good food that is being wasted away.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They get identical tax write offs for donations.

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    #19

    Dual monitors displaying code with a keyboard in low light, illustrating work secrets in tech and programming fields. Most software you use is held together with some of the worst code imaginable

    Source: some of which I have written.

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    B Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We can do it right or we can do it fast." "The schedule that executive management put together (with zero input from the developers) needs that subsystem now." "Fast it is. Tell testing and QA to get out of the way."

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    #20

    Storage room filled with crates of fresh pears, illustrating work secrets in fruit handling and storage practices. Working wholesale produce , it would break your heart to know how much food you have to throw away.

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    Day Andie
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food waste in the US is stupid. No one in this country should ever go hungry, and everyone should be able to eat nutritious food locally sourced or at least produced here.

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    #21

    Two construction workers wearing safety helmets and vests shaking hands, illustrating work secrets and teamwork. Safety guy for a construction company.

    You know those diagrams at a butcher shop that shows what part of the animal makes what cut off meat.

    Every state work comp has what is called a "meat chart". It basically lists out what each body part is worth and how many weeks off you get if you lose said body part or if it becomes non functioning.

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    Cloud Ryn
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    1 week ago (edited)

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    Freaking christ or country is so Freaking broken right now." eat the rich"

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    #22

    Person in a shirt writing on papers at a desk illustrating work secrets related to barista doctor and plumber professions. That the 'urgent' project request you just submitted will sit untouched for three days before anyone actually starts working on it.

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    B Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on my part." Sign at secretary's desk.

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    #23

    Person receiving a relaxing back massage with hands applying work secrets of skilled care and service professionals Most men say they like deep tissue massage, but they can’t handle it. So I dial it way back and many will say “so can anybody else handle as much pressure as me?” Nope. You’re one in a million, my guy.

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    Jeff Hunt
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I’m not like most people. I can’t stand pain. It hurts me.” Daffy Duck

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    #24

    Calendar page with red push pins marking dates and the 30th circled, illustrating work secrets and appointment planning. Deadlines are usually arbitrary and may often be ignored without any consequences.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” - Douglas Adams

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    #25

    Construction worker with helmet holding blueprints at site, illustrating work secrets about trades like plumbers and baristas. Engineering and project management boils down to telling clients "no" without saying the word and finding creative ways to do so.

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    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make them think the alternative you want is their idea

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    #26

    Teacher in classroom pointing at chalkboard with numbers while students raise hands showing work secrets in service jobs. The number of hungover teachers watching your children is pretty horrifying.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The number of teachers who have reason to drink that much is much more horrifying.

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    #27

    High voltage power lines and towers at sunset representing work secrets in professions like barista doctor and plumber. The process of getting electricity to your house is so complex and technical, you can’t believe how cheap it really is.

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    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that is a teeny weeny bit hard to believe when staring at an enormous bill. Though, we must never forget to factor in those poor, poor greedy people at the top who so need our money. How would they buy a bigger yacht or a second home without us. Poor things.

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    #28

    Woman sitting with a pillow on her lap talking to another person, illustrating work secrets in professional settings. I actually cannot have you instantly "committed" if you say you want to hurt yourself. In fact I probably could not get you into inpatient psych treatment if you wanted very much to go and clearly needed it.

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    Lukas (he/him, it/its)
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got in pretty easily- My mom put me there when I was 16 after a fight and them kicking me out (I was blamed for something I didn't do and yelled and screamed at before being thrown out of the house.) I was not suicidaI, never have been, have never seIf harmed. My biggest issues were my undiagnosed ADHD and autism. I spent a week inpatient. Honestly, it was mostly just boring as hell.

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    #29

    A serene green field bordered by dense trees, illustrating work secrets in nature’s calm and peaceful setting. If you didn't put it there, you DONT TOUCH IT. People at my work have been fired for picking up the "cool thing" they found out in a field.

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    JL
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Put that bear back where you found it!"

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    #30

    Two professionals analyzing business charts and data on a laptop and clipboard, revealing work secrets insights. Accounting for big businesses isn't as black and white as people think it is. There are rules for a lot of it but at the same time there is a ton of gray area that we have no idea how to navigate. I've seen multiple high level directors get annoyed because they got into accounting because they liked the strict rules of the numbers and where the numbers go, only to now be forced to make decisions for millions of dollars with very little direction or rules.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As educators we were always scolded "You should run a school like a business." As OP points out, even businessmen don't know how to run a business like a business.

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    #31

    Bleeding gums mean you have to keep brushing them, not stop and avoid it. It can be a sign you are starting to brush them correctly.


    They will only get better if they are bleeding when you brush. They heal and get tougher.


    If you don't brush gums that bleed they will get worse and very painful.

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    Charlotte Ingle
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it could be that you have damaged part of your mouth from over brushing after the last hygienist told you this gem. Ask me how I know.

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    #32

    To all the people that post doorbell camera footage of a delivery driver tossing/dropping/throwing your package, chances are they didn't damage it. Packages go through way, way worse in warehouses during the sorting process.

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a great game with one of the local delivery drivers, hunt the parcel. I found a parcel over 6 months later behind a large wooden planter. I only spotted it because the plants had died back for the winter. The umbrella inside was in perfect condition. Another notable one was when they wedged a small parcel above ground level between 2 wheelie bins. Took me a day to find that one…

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    #33

    Person pouring olive oil on fresh salad in kitchen, illustrating work secrets about baristas doctors and plumbers. Oil is used in almost every product you can think of. It’s in just about everything.

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    michael Chock
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are talking about crude oil, same stuff that makes gasoline/petrol. Whenever you see "artificial", chances are its an oil product. Many times, if you cannot pronounce it, it is an oil product/byproduct.

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    #34

    Busy professionals walking in a modern office building hallway illustrating work secrets and career insights. That we’re horribly understaffed and always on the verge of causing people to go homeless or starve or both.

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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP is in Family Support Services (those in charge of helping a countries most vulnerable through food benefits, shelter, child protection, a*******n treatment, etc) - in America right now, this shortage is at crisis level - and not just due to understaffing. Chances are that almost everyone knows someone on the verge of homelessness or going hungry because these crucial basic needs are going unmet.

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    #35

    You can put a peripheral IV in a baby’s scalp. That and that you can put a central line for fluids in their belly buttons.

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    #36

    If the person in front of you came to a stop and you had to stop behind them it DOES NOT count as you stopping. Do not go through the sign without stopping at the line yourself.

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    JL
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I'm already stopped at the line because the doofus in front me didn't stop until they were well into the intersection?

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    #37

    Doctor reviewing x-ray with knee joint model and blood pressure monitor in medical office illustrating work secrets You can get a joint replacement without general anesthesia.

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    B Hobbs
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me when I worked as a US defense contractor on a US military base in what was then West Germany. Contractors could not use on base medical facilities. I went to an off base dentist, found out I had a cavity. The dentist asked me if I wanted a pain killer. I said certainly, why do you ask that? It seems that German government healthcare pays for fixing the cavity but not the pain killer, that was extra. Nope, I am not raw dogging that.

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    How much guess work is involved in knee and hip joint replacements.. it’s incredible how forgiving the body can be.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our original knees and hips are pretty forgiving as well.

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    #39

    I can mess up a LOT and pretty badly, but as long as I don't noticably react to the mistakes, the only people who will ever notice are other professionals.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in HR, and same... Now, I'm pretty good at my job, so of course I don't do this 😂 But the amount of egregious and highly illegal/dangerous errors I've had to fix that went unnoticed for YEARS is astounding. Make sure you read those offer letters and employee handbooks, folks!

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    #40

    Restarting any electronic device really does solve a lot of problems.....

    Edit to add: a lot of my "skill" for new problems is Google-fu. Aa lot of the rest is from *everything* in our systems working in roughly the same way....

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    JL
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad restarting something after it was shut down doesn't fix everything (looking at you, US government).

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    #41

    If you have dementia and can’t feed yourself because you forgot how to swallow or use the restroom, have no clue who anyone is, wander off, but other than being almost completely non-functional are healthy etc. you do not get the same medical benefits from the government as someone who has had a heart attack, diabetes, or other medical issue if your monthly income is over $1448.

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    #42

    Two women in satin robes sharing a moment, highlighting work secrets behind personal care professions. Mothers of the brides are the worst people in the world to deal with.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, come on. We could spend all day naming groups far worse than the worst mothers of the bride.

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    #43

    Dog behavior is highly, highly hereditary. It’s not “all in how you raise them.” Along those lines, most dogs with anxiety weren’t mistreated. They have some bad genetics working against them and nobody bothered to socialize them right in early puppyhood.

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    Ace
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "nobody bothered to socialize them" is exactly "how you raise them". This completely contradicts itself.

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