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We think there’s never enough coffee humor to go around because we firmly believe that coffee can improve everything. After all, a cup of coffee perks you up, keeps you sane and sets you up on the right track for the day. In moderation, coffee can be an elixir for happier mornings.
If you are a coffee humor fan, the many coffee jokes and memes waiting for you are below. We compiled relatable memes to celebrate all coffee enthusiasts and their love affair with coffee.
Now, take a “sip” from 67 funny coffee memes that people who love coffee will undoubtedly relate to. Get a good laugh, upvote your favorite ones, and forward these coffee memes to your best brew buddies.
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#1
Pro Tip: Date a Barista for Free Coffee
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#2
“Enjoy Your Espresso in Peace”
the_avenging_knight 2 years ago
wait only 5 coffees a week? if you 1 a day like a normal person it's 18250 over 10 years. Which is still not enough.
Ashley Conover 2 years ago (edited)
Technically, it would be $35 a week if it was every day, $140 per month, $1,680 per year and after 10 years it's $16,800. Holy s***!
A Brief History of Coffee
Coffee originated in the 9th century when goat herders noticed how caffeine affected their goats, which appeared to “dance” after eating the fruit of the Coffea plant, according to Amanda Hawkins and Caroline Picard in an article for Good Housekeeping in 2018 (1).
When a local monk observed what happened to the goat, he made a drink with the produce and found that it kept him awake at night. Thus, the original cup of coffee was born — a mark that belongs to Coffee’s Hall of Fame.
#4
Brain Wants More Brew
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
I had to intervene in the fight between my brain and my heart over this...I don't think my brain likes the fact that I have scaled back from 6 to 8 a day to just 1 or 2
#5
The Caffeine High
detective miller's hat 2 years ago
This is how I feel about energy drinks. Like thanks, now I just feel tired faster.
#6
“Latte Withoot Milk”
Steve Eaton 2 years ago (edited)
LoL. I became a coffee addict in the Army c. 1968. Guzzle it everyday even today. Starbux good. I have a box full of kiosks from costco. My gboys come to our hse every weekday morn for homeschool. The younger makes me a thermos...2 kiosks....topped with a dab of honey, a bit of cinnamon, and a drip of half n half. Good for curing morning apathy.... When wifey n I eat out we visit 2 or three fave restaurants. Coffee usually ok. Starbux still my fave.
The Trick To Keeping Your Coffee Warm
If you like savoring a warm cup of coffee at work or waking up in the morning to your favorite mug simmering with your brew of choice, it’ll help to know how to keep your coffee hot for longer. The trick? Add cream.
According to Nathan Myhrvold, founder of Modernist Cuisine, coffee with cream cools about 20% slower than black coffee (2).
Black coffee is darker, and dark colors absorb heat faster than light colors (like wearing a black T-shirt on a sweltering hot day). But that catch is this: As much as dark colors absorb heat faster, they also emit heat faster than light colors. By lightening the color of your coffee, you slightly slow down its rate of heat loss, keeping your lighter coffee warmer for longer.
Myrvhold adds that adding cream also thickens coffee, so it evaporates slower. Slowing down the rate of evaporation helps your coffee cup avoid a lot of that heat loss.
#7
“When Nine Cups of Coffee Take You to Another Dimension”
Devin Schmitt 2 years ago
Wait - I have to know the correct order for the alphabet! My wife says it should be by frequency of use.
#8
“When You Accidentally Create a Hipster Ant Colony”
Blue Bunny of Happiness 2 years ago
I knocked my coffee over, ended up with coffee bunny foot prints across the room.. I may have imagined it, but he definitely seemed to be binkying (when rabbits run and jump and twist in the air when happy) more after he’d cleaned his feet!
Is Caffeine Sensitivity a Real Thing?
Caffeine Sensitivity is the threshold for coffee intake. It refers to the amount of caffeine that will affect someone, explains Dr. Mary L. Gavin in a 2022 story that ran on Kids Health (3).
One’s coffee threshold usually depends on the drinker’s physical size. Usually, the smaller the person, the less caffeine is needed to produce effects, says Gavin. However, regular coffee intake also affects caffeine sensitivity. Over time, coffee addicts become less sensitive to the impact. So, if you regularly down several mugs of brew, you’ll need more caffeine to feel the same hit.
#9
“Mommy Is Lava!”
#13
Fueling Up on Empty
#16
“That Moment When Coffee Machine Picks a Fight”
#17
“Soup of the Day”
#18
Home-Style Starbucks
Nikiya Unruh 2 years ago
Could count on my one hand how many times they have actually got my name right. Is it just me or do others think Starbucks is overrated. Also they coffee isn't that good
#19
A Hug Is Like a Cup of Coffee
Steph Bombardier (Stephhhh) 2 years ago
can i have a large cup of... both? stirred, not shaken, thanks.
#20
Warning: Drinking May Enhance Your Senses
#22
"When You Expect Energy from Coffee but Only Get Anxiety"
#24
There’s Always Time for Coffee
Thom Serveaux 2 years ago
Nothing like walking into an important meeting 10 minutes late holding a fresh latte saying "sorry traffic was brutal"
Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 1 year ago
Bring a coffee for your boss and they won't care
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“How Coffee Was Discovered”
Worst Cop in Britain 2 years ago
Wrong :) coffee was invented by an African group when they observed animals eating from a particular bush and they seemed to have more energy.
Worst Cop in Britain 2 years ago
Edit: an Ethiopian goat herder in 800 AD
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#29
“How I Choose People I Love”
Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 1 year ago
Coffee first. Laugh later. Think much much later. Need a about 3 more coffees for that.
#30
“When You Really Needed Your Coffee Fix”
Spanish Cat 2 years ago (edited)
I see england shirt, i downvote. Jk i'm not that cruel because it's a good meme
#31
“Not Addicted, Just Dependent”
Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
I love how worldwide we decided that caffeine is the one addiction that's acceptable to have
#32
The “Forbidden” Bean
Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
To be fair, the plant did this to be successful at surviving until reproduction (as that is evolution's entire goal), and we helped it become very successful by planting millions of them
#33
Existential Coffee Questions
Hugh Richardson 2 years ago
If I see three bottom of my coffee cup, the only question on my mind is when can I get more
![A coffee meme featuring a framed sign that humorously defines the word "Yawn" as "[Yon] Verb: A silent scream for coffee." The meme playfully suggests that yawning is a way of expressing the need for coffee, likening it to a cry for help in the form of caffeine.](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/64a2b715e30c3_2ryb837tqbz71__700.jpg "A coffee meme featuring a framed sign that humorously defines the word \"Yawn\" as \"[Yon] Verb: A silent scream for coffee.\" The meme playfully suggests that yawning is a way of expressing the need for coffee, likening it to a cry for help in the form of caffeine.")
#35
POV: Your Coffee Mug on the Fifth Day
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Use a tea cup five days in a row and your coffee mug will look brand new by comparison
#36
“When You Try to Exchange Your Child for Coffee”
#40
The Taste of Microwave Coffee
Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 1 year ago
I'm confused, don't you just throw the scalding hot coffee down your throat one after another as quick as you can get it brewed? What's this "cooled down" nonsense?
#46
“When Caffeine Is Literally Life Support“
#47
“When You Drink the Afternoon Cup”
Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 1 year ago
Lol this is why I have to stop my caffeine intake at 12pm
#53
The Iced Coffee Effect
#56
“I Take Coffee with My Coffee”
#59
“Funding the Caffeine Obsession with All My Money”
Tiffany Wilson 2 years ago
Polyjuice Potion is very specific. How did she get that right without measuring?
Can't see this name 2 years ago
Maybe she had measured them before pouring them into the bottle or maybe I am just too much of a geek or, most probably, I should just go sleep now
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“Your Coffee is Still in the Microwave”
#62
Morning Cofee Comes with an Intense Side
Worst Cop in Britain 2 years ago
Never had this happen to me :( is it because I'm chronically constipated?
#63
“When Your Budget and Caffeine Addiction Don't See Eye to Eye”
#67
“Just a Tiny Cube...”
References
- Amanda Hawkins and Caroline Picard. “21 Surprising Coffee Facts That Will Perk Up Your Afternoon.” Good Housekeeping, December 4, 2018. | https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/health/diet-nutrition/a30303/facts-about-coffee/
- Nathan Myhrvold. “The Physics of Coffee & Cream.” Modernist Cuisine. December 12, 2012. | https://modernistcuisine.com/mc/the-physics-of-coffee-cream/#:~:text=Coffee+with+cream+cools+about,a+hot%2C+sunny+day).
- Dr. Mary L. Gavin. “Caffeine.” Kids Health, May 2022. | https://kidshealth.org/en/parents/child-caffeine.html#:~:text=Caffeine+is+classified+as+a,minimum%2C+especially+in+younger+kids.
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