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If there is one thing the internet folk can’t seem to get enough of, it’s memes. Covering anything and everything you could possibly imagine, they are, in a way, an artform of the 21st century, depicting the good, the bad, and the ugly situations in life or simply providing a reason to smile.

Today, we’d like to shed light on one of the ‘artists’, a meme creator going by the name of ‘Tank Sinatra’. The Michael Jordan of memes—and a beluga whale enthusiast—as he presents himself on social media, the mastermind behind the ‘Tank.Sintatra’ Instagram account has already amassed more than three million followers with his witty and clever memes. Scroll down to find some of them on the list below and see for yourself what draws netizens to Tank’s chef-d'oeuvres.

#1

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tank.sinatra , GeorgeResch Report

flower petals
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is *so* true! Sad, but true.

Arnold Larkins
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take one look at any social media platform and you'll find its true

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Pamelot
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

News media used to abide by the standard rule: Report the news. Don't make the news.

Kent Redford
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The top statement is very hopeful, but world history tells us otherwise.

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many of us choose who to vote for based on a TV commercial or two? Far too many. Case in point: Sen. George Smathers, campaigning against Claude Pepper, accused him of the following: 'Are you aware that Claude Pepper is known all over Washington as a shameless extrovert? Not only that, but this man is reliably reported to practice nepotism with his sister-in-law and he has a sister who was once a thespian in wicked New York. Worst of all, it is an established fact that Mr. Pepper, before his marriage, habitually practiced celibacy.''

Piper
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those are fighting words! 😂 it’s funny we think politics has just now gotten nasty, but if you look at historical documents, nope. It’s always been just an ugly game! The difference is how divisive we as a populace have gotten. There is very little oh, I don’t agree with you there, but I too love to crochet so let’s talk about that instead! It’s just oh, you believe that?! You are evil or dumb or what have you. And I don’t mean things that should be naturally abhorrent to everyone, like discrimination, of course. But I also feel like we shouldn’t assume the worst of people until we actually know it. I will get off my soap box now.

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Solidhog
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is society becoming more stupid, more lazy or both? We live in an era with the world's knowledge at our finger tips and yet so many people still have no idea or completely the wrong facts.

Lexekon
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For many, yes. I just grimace, and prepare to be unpopular with my opinion.

KathyT
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I would suggest that this is true from both, or all, sides of a belief system/idealogy.

Cecil
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Psychological studies have shown that some people are truly more open minded and able to weigh both sides of an issue, while others feel threatened or looked down upon when presented with new information. Our brains don't all function the same way.

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    #2

    Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

    tank.sinatra Report

    Panda Boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! F*cking as*holes.

    th3_rur4l_jur0r
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting bombed is an actual threat. These retards can't figure out the difference.

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    nancy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember (during covid) my husband going into panic/anger mode and was bothered that he was being told what to do by the government. I had to remind him that they weren't asking him to go to war and risk his life... they were asking him to stay home and watch tv and to wear a mask to the grocery store (all while still getting paid, I might add). I had to remind him daily for about two weeks before he stopped ranting. Some people just panic with change. I had to remind him daily that there were people out there who lost their jobs, were getting sick, dying. Eventually he got it.

    Bexxxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This exactly! A lot of people I know that got mad were just the kind of people who hate being asked to do something in ANY situation, regardless of how much it would help anyone else. I’m glad your husband got it eventually! Many people don’t have that capacity for growth :)

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    arthbach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't just London. It was the whole of the UK. No lights were allowed to escape from houses. Streetlamps were switched off. Bicycles had no lights. Cars were seriously discouraged from driving at night, but were allowed a slit of light. In addition, signposts were removed, and the signs are railways stations etc.

    Surenu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't just the UK, it was every residential area in countries involved in bombing campaigns. So... UK and Germany, mostly.

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    James Peek
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have the right to light!"/s

    Guess Undheit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't even have to go back to 1945. Look up the Legionnaire's Disease outbreak of 1976, and how people fully cooperated with the CDC, doctors, hospitals (e.g. self-quarantine, self-reporting, cooperation, etc.). https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC358030/

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad, but accurate. The Enemy will drop bombs if they see our lights? YoU cAn'T TeLl Me WhAt To dO! My LiGhTs My ChOicE.

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti - maskers would say it's the governments way of keeping track of them and that German bombers aren't real....

    Queeqec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WWII is history, as mandatory masks are. Try to fill your time with happy memories, not with fights, that are fought already.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My coworker is in this pic

    Adrian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would work. Darwinism.

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    #3

    Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

    tank.sinatra , VeryBadLlama Report

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Reddit one is scraped / pasted to BP as part of the Monday AITA filler material. /s

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incels: What’s wrong with missing women’s licenses? Doesn’t that show dedication? Right, women out there..? Contact me if you want to know more about me, I’m a *great guy*!!

    KillerKiwi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My (13F) boyfriend (62M) wants me to move in with him. I don’t feel comfortable doing so because my mom helps me a lot with my two kids and all my boyfriend does is sit around? AITA

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The wedding is in three hours" genuinely made me lose some of the iced tea I was drinking down my shirt. Worth it.

    Pinkflamingo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NTA : he seems like a nice guy, you should not jus judge him because of that, probably just a little coincidence /j

    Satan Laughs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Janel is my new BFF with that comment.

    Jane Alexander
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His name's not 'Blue Beard' by any chance is it?

    LuLuBelle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love AITA. It never gets old.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AITA. How dare you be uncomfortable about a dresser full of women's IDs. It's just a coincidence /J

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    Tank Sinatra, known in real life as George Resch—a US-based social media and marketing consultant and content creator—is clearly not your regular amateur meme creator, posting once or twice a month. Active on his Instagram account since 2011, he has shared close to 9,300 posts and attracted millions of followers; and that’s just Instagram alone.

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    #4

    Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

    tank.sinatra Report

    TheRealFrappuchinoTheHedgehogr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha at least something funny because I’m in lockdown rn because of a threat yaaaay #averageamericanschoolday

    Bexxxx
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I’m so sorry, I hope you’re ok! I’m Canadian so I don’t really know what a lockdown entails but I hope you have a safe place to be :(

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    Satan Laughs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freaking useful information, finally.

    David Paterson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've wanted to draw this for ages. But could never figure out a map projection to do it on. Great work!

    MoFun
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give the Great Lakes a blue blob! The Great Lakes are one of the world's largest surface freshwater ecosystems, with 21% of the world's supply of surface fresh water.

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fantastic! Except OP must mean only saltwater fish; why else would the continental interiors be blank? There is a river in North America which flows to both the Pacific and the Atlantic oceans! Two Ocean Creek.

    Bexxxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is cool! I love new perspectives.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they appreciate the Suez canal. :-)

    Mustafa Kiziroğlu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you provide directions to Caspian Lake there, Sir?

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    #5

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    tank.sinatra , OwensDamien Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! Wait! I know like 30% of this one! Drip is when someone is cool, right? And rizz is short for "charisma"? Right? So... uh.... "does tiny football player look cool on his own, or is his charm the result of someone named Livvy?"

    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m Gen Z (early) and I give up already! My mind can’t comprehend anymore teenage slang at this point.

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    Shayne Randlett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am fifty and it has entered my mind several times that 'Google translate' should be available to decipher the latest slang. If it's someone's name (and who can tell these days) I'd like a little pop-up when I hover my cursor over it, telling me who they are

    This Face Believes You
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check out Urban Dictionary. You have to look up each individual slang word, but it’s been a Godsend lol.

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    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the backstory here is you have a child who is an "influencer" because he's tall and good at football. He's been nicknamed Baby Gronk, referencing Rob Gronkowski of the NFL, though they're not related at all. Livvy is a USA gymnast who is much older than this child. They did a tik tok together that was really awkward and weirdly sexual, which of course is a problem because Baby Gronk is 12. So the headline is asking if he's just good with older ladies, or is him being around someone like Livvy making him look better than he actually is. Of course, the premise of the headline is flawed because the child should not be a part of anything sexual right now, nor should the gymnast be sexualized just by her presence. Lots of people are blaming the dad of the child, which, is where I would land as well. Guy is kinda crazy, along the same lines as a LaVarr Ball type of person.

    Mustafa Kiziroğlu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I have an opportunity to let you know a few Turkish, nationwide known band names. "Big house is under blockade", "We'll talk when we are face to face", "Last tragic bike", "Ten minutes to two". I swear I'm not exaggerating.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That whole things makes no sense to me! It looks like someone tipped all the tiles from Scrabble out onto a table.

    Guigsy Gwiggins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So “drip” has flipped its meaning in my lifetime the same way “sick” and “literally” has. I’m not upset; I actually enjoy how language is evolving before our very eyes. It’s not inconceivable now, how Gawain and the Green Knight is unreadable for the average native English speaker unless you’re an English graduate or professor of some sort. Fascinating.

    SirWriteALot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get what you're saying and I actually feel the same, but my native language is german and Germans (and Austrians) are slowly starting to just use english versions for generic german words ... and it feels like they're flexing, like "i'm so gut at se inklish, ja" that it makes my toes curl.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had to come up with a skit for biology class. Something about insulin and how it works. One of the girls writing the script used "mad drip" and "bling" a lot.

    C C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't that the truth! LOL

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. I'm still trying to figure out who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong.

    LinkTheHylian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gibberish hurts my head. And I've tried reading Welsh. (just kidding, Welsh people!)

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    While on The Ellen Show, Tank Sinatra revealed the reason behind the moniker, keeping it short and to the point: “I’m huge and I have blue eyes, that’s it.”

    He then continued to share how he got into the meme world, saying that he has always been a huge fan of comedy, and when the captioned images started gaining popularity, he tried his luck at it in his free time.

    “I was selling fence in Long Island, and I was good at sales, so I had a lot of free time; and I would just drive around in between appointments, I would find pictures and I would put these captions to them—I’d see pictures that would remind me of something that happened in my life, and I would just write a caption. It started to get really big really quick.”

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    #6

    Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

    tank.sinatra , GeorgeResch Report

    Mohsie Supposie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see Karen's manager!

    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You dare use my spells against me Potter?!

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    Mimi M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'White women that complain too much'. Imho, this is sexist and racist.

    Joanne Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really can't stand that haircut.

    Stuart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually sad how people think it's ok to mock people on a global scale because of their hair.

    BWC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok. You can keep your mullet. No one will make jokes.

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    DB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manager's nightmare.

    Sue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes a woman want this haircut? I knew the type in high school before Karen was a thing.

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    #7

    Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

    tank.sinatra Report

    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just gave up, some human will throw food anyway

    Jen Mart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, I don't think that last one is sitting

    Sawdust
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta hand it to a bird that's bushed.

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A very long time ago I googled The Beatles once and I got beetles! True story! I'm a Baby Boomer & this nearly brought tears.

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like your Google imagination.

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    #8

    Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

    tank.sinatra Report

    Satan Laughs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sorry but this one… this one should be higher. Pure gold.

    Donald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm lucky my dog is a grazer so he doesn't care but my cat, she goes ballistic when we set the clocks back.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to move dog dinner time by quarter hour increments, otherwise he would howl for three quarters of an hour

    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I need to do! I suspect that it won't work on the kitties and it probably won't do for the guinea pigs, but the dog? The dog's gullible. Shanks Auntriarch!

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehehe. My cat can't tell time and it was useless trying to explain it to her why she was getting food an hour later. So we stick to Rosie Standard Time now :)

    Amanda Moore
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you like this you might like to look up "I'm sorry John" pictures. They're weird, a bit dark, interesting Garfield drawings where Garfield is usually a crazy looking nightmarish monster tormenting poor John because of food, etc.

    Diolla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since Daylight Saving time prompted us to move the clock FORWARD a few weeks ago, I took the opportunity to set my cat's feeding times an hour later. Love it.

    George D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! Our Chihuahua gets right in our grill is like, "Well?"

    Justin Rogers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs and other animals can smell time

    Ctirad Macháček
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once went to the ZOO on the day of the change. There are scheduled commented feedings. All the animals were like crazy that day.

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    In an interview with Writing Routines, Tank discussed the process of creating memes, revealing that for him, it’s more of a catch-as-catch-can kind of deal. “Mainly I’m out there living my life, being a husband, dad, employee, friend, patron, etc. While I’m out there living, sometimes things happen that I think would make a great meme,” he said.

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    “In other cases, I’ll scroll through some pictures on Reddit and see something that speaks to me. Then I’ll try and imagine some kind of emotional backstory for whatever emotion I think is being expressed by the subject in the picture.”

    #9

    Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

    tank.sinatra , theryangeorge Report

    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as they start coughing they gonna die. Never saw anyone coughing before diying in 20 years working in E.R but why not.

    ALittleKnownGoddess
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And aren't they required to spew a little bit of blood before dying? When my teenager got their wisdom teeth out, I thought it was all over for him.

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    flower petals
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also: when movie characters are hurt, they get a scratch near their cheek bone and a small cut on the outside of the upper arm. 🥱

    Kylie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works the same if they're stabbed, speared, bitten by a zombie there as well.

    Ansi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this to an extreme a few nights ago. A guy collapsed in the girls arm with fever. She puts him on a bed and tucks him in. Then she notice BLOOD on her hand! But for some reason she had to pull up his sweater to see his wound. 🤦 So the blood came from.... ?

    George D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, the exact spot our heroine got stabbed in Fallout. Saw it last night.

    Colin Matthews
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that spot with no pain nerves or feelings etc

    veryvenasaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly another irritating trope when characters get shot in the shoulder and are like dw it's fine. There are so many important nerves muscles and tiny bones in your shoulder that these characters being able to keep their arm much less move it is kinda absurd.

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    #10

    Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

    tank.sinatra Report

    Lame Llama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do. We call it a sabbatical.

    Oskar vanZandt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a gap year every decade would be a good idea...

    arthbach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love a 6 month sabbatical every 10 years.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being retired is gap year after gap year. Sounds great until you remember what's on the other side of the gap.

    Debby Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, but can one afford a gap year on a pension?

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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about when we turn 50? That's soon for me and I desperately need a gap year! :)

    Michael Kooris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets not neglect those in their 40s!

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    #11

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    tank.sinatra , GeorgeResch Report

    Alvia Vseobecna
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂....😅....😐😐....😥

    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drink alcohol. Pass out.

    Nancy Lynch
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm there with you.

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    The mastermind behind one of the most popular meme pages out there also shared that he tries to find the middle ground between posting something he finds funny and something his followers likely would. “To maintain that balance, sometimes I’ll do a generic caption with a cute puppy or something like that, but for the most part I like to stay true to myself and my sense of humor,” Tank told Writing Routines. “My hope is that instead of getting 100,000 ‘meh’ reactions, I’ll get 50,000 ‘oh my god, this guy is so funny’ reactions.”

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    #12

    Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

    tank.sinatra Report

    flower petals
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t boo the Earth, boo the dominant residents..

    Solidhog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it Thanos or a flat earther?

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably was from Philadelphia. We boo funeral processions.

    BoredBranzino
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Alien Resurrection (paraphrasing): Scientist: In an emergency the ship is set to automatically return to its point of origin. Poor ba**ard with an alien embryo: Which is....?? Army Guy: Earth. Johner (Ron Perlman): (sighs) Earth...mannnn, what a s**thole!!

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the 590th time this has been shown on BP.

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    #13

    Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

    tank.sinatra Report

    Shayne Randlett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I went to Ireland from the US for our honeymoon. Jet lag hit her hard - she's passed out hard in 80% of the pictures I took of her. She visited a LOT of that amazing country without knowing it

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm afraid as I get older, those long airplane flights... I won't be able to tolerate the uncomfortable seats and long hours sitting in those uncomfortable seats. Plus jet lag...I can relate to your wife...

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... As long as they're *asleep* and not *dead* 😉

    George D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost looks like papa placed a high top shoe upside-down on his head.

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, travel in your 30s and 40s. I am in my 70s now and so glad I did!

    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still hoping for enough money to travel.

    Tony Chambers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the expression on the gondolier!

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it is dark inside the tunnel of love isn't it?

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    tank.sinatra Report

    RabidChild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does every dog do this? My puppy never understood the whole fetch thing. I had to get 2 balls to throw because she would only let go of one if I was getting ready to throw another.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had a few dogs and they've all been different. A couple of them wouldn't even chase a ball/stick. A couple would bring it back but not let it go. One (Ringo) would bring it back but drop it about 10 feet away (he made me work for it). One (Mischief) of them was the most helpful dog I've had, she'd bring it back to me and give me the toy/ball/stick. If Ringo dropped the toy 10 feet away she'd pick it up, bring it to me, give me a nudge then let me have the toy. If the toy is sitting somewhere in sight, I can point to it and ask her to get it for me and most times she happily does so. My latest (Pippin) is still young and just kinda runs around like crazy with the toys, sometimes he brings them back sometimes he runs in circles with them.

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    Michelle C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could the have found a more cuter puppy!

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm currently home sick with RSV and this one made me laugh until I had a coughing fit so bad I needed the emergency inhaler.

    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG this! Recently my neighbour’s GSD got hold of my cat’s toy and refused to let go of it despite my entire family chasing him round and round the house. Eventually we decided to wait until he tires out and releases the toy. This did happen eventually and I managed to grab the now 90% dog drool covered cat toy but I almost lost my arm as he reflexively leapt up to snatch it again. In the end I’m the one who was feeling guilty for taking the toy even though it was not his toy in the first place! These cute little critters know how to always get what they want!

    Jo Hardy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never chase: doggy thinks it's a game and it goes on and on. Everyone sit down . No-one give doggy give eye contact or any interaction. One person curl up on the floor, again, no eye contact. Mutt will come over out of curiosity. Gotcha. Chasing a dog never works in any situation.

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    Tony Chambers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Addict dogs always know. You can't run, you can't hide.

    DragonofMordor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat, when I try to take back the string toy from her mouth and claws so I can swing it some more for her to hunt.

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    #15

    Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

    tank.sinatra , GeorgeResch Report

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For coworker you work with for years and you can't decently ask for their name now.

    Nicely
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This app exists, search your intranet for "orgchart"

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    Diolla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think China already has this technology.

    Dominik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you mean access to states' surveillance and identification systems? ;-)

    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I attended university with the same bunch of students from the start to the end (excluding dropouts), regularly talked with most of them, yet it’s been 6 years and I still don’t know the names of half of them. Similar looking twins/siblings are the worst. There were two such sisters in my class who were in a group I was assigned to in first year itself but I never knew who’s who so I used to just address them both together or call out one name and pretend the one who responded was the one I was intending to speak to. Face recognition Shazam would be a game changer!

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever try the tactic of just confidentiality using a random name so you can be corrected? I use to do this a lot until one time a man spoke up to correct me years later. Apparently, he had felt too embarrassed at the time, and as I stuck to it everyone had joined in until it felt too uncomfortable to tell everyone they all had his name wrong. I could see myself doing that too.

    Bryn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a teacher; sometimes, I work with other specialty teachers. While I've emailed many & know their names, I might have only seen them once if not at all. The number of times people have gotten offended because I don't know who they are because "we've worked together all the time!" Lady, I've emailed you. Don't expect me to know your name to face until we've met regularly for 5 years. And even then it's questionable.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend actually came up with this in....I want to say 2012? Really smart guy but apparently some major issues with privacy, so never made it to the public

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you get in touch with you friend? Asking for a friend.

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    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this with friends I known for years and who am in contact with on a regular basis.

    SirWriteALot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today I couldn't remember the name of the head of a different department. I've known her for 10 years.

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    #16

    Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

    tank.sinatra Report

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I only found out the next morning he was your dad!"

    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am certain that the box on his back is full of his girl's fav chocolates. Lol

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His wife is one of a set of triplets and he had a threesome with the other two while his wife was in the hospital recovering from the birth of their first child.

    Hannah Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would take a whole damned tulip farm, Tiffany's, AND Wi.l.l.y Wonka's entire factory to stop THAT nuclear meltdown!

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    Andrew
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a France fan and he made fun of her after Argentina won the world cup

    Hannah Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been a little too honest when she asked. "Does this dress make me look fat?"

    A Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He told her she was "wrong" or "fat".

    Tina Harnish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you get bouquets that big?

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    #17

    Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

    tank.sinatra Report

    Jesse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the dámn time!

    C C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you have to reposted to it a third time because you forgot to pay attention the second time lol

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    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it takes me at least three or four times before I remember to pay attention.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I literally did this 2 seconds before I read this meme...

    Donald Crocker, Jr.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever noticed that the song Last Christmas would fit perfectly if the singer were a serial killer who each year cut the heart out of their previous crush, giftboxed it and left it for their new crush, and then were disappointed that the new crush called the police and gave them the heart...

    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then it doesn't hit quite right

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    #18

    Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

    tank.sinatra Report

    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fu*k! Its contageous!

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine says "What's all this, then?" everytime I see something weird or unusual going on. I have no idea where I picked it up, but that's what I'm working with

    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve started using “mate” when talking to people. I can’t figure out if it’s the British or Australians that I have to blame! (I’ve got a presentation examination coming up and I pray I don’t randomly blurt out “mate” in the middle of it).

    Landithy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I think that's my fault. I'm Australian but I hardly ever say "mate". I think what's happened is that my allocation for the past 40 years has been randomly reassigned because I haven't used them, and now you've got them all.

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    Amy Bindokas
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I’m doing it now and I am British

    Hannah Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only cure? Fawlty Towers, Monty Python's Flying Circus, All Creatures Great And Small, and The Vicar Of Dibley. Get going!

    Atero
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine does something similar in Scottish :)

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    #19

    Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

    tank.sinatra Report

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couch potato, bed potato. Always be yourself!

    Bexxxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I set my alarm 20 mins early on purpose because I know I love to hit snooze a couple times - this is literally the message that pops up on the screen when my alarm goes off 😂 “let the potato rest for 5 mins.”

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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why the snooze alarm was invented.

    Alexander Miles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this one is so true it deserves a legendary status.

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a night spent with a potato in a bottle.

    TheRealFrappuchinoTheHedgehogr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make that 1trillion hours unless there’s a farming simulator update with new packs

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I wake up I'm like one from the game hot potato...gotta keep moving or I will fall to the ground

    A C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mashed potato.....me when I'm drunk 😅

    DragonofMordor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, but only because my cat is usually on top of me and the idea of getting up when there is a warm, purring furry one on my legs is horrifying.

    Bill Hankel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self potato! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2XymdmLQhE)

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    #20

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    tank.sinatra Report

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵With the EKG slappin' time 🎶

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm snickering so hard at this. Thank you!

    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s got fluid 🎶 - what is this ‘beef boxing?’ (Scrubs reference those that don’t get it)

    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can have either beat, or boxing, but not both

    Glenn Cuneo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done that during MRI's....

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    Not only that, in a collaboration with the New York Islanders hockey team, Tank worked on creating merchandise, which would benefit onewhale.org, an organization dedicated to saving and relocating a much-beloved beluga whale, Hvaldimir.

    #21

    Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

    tank.sinatra , ElyKreimendahl Report

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Storage Wars, the new regrets and body issues show.

    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine doesn’t just store but also mutates the stored regrets or worse, cooks up random toxic combinations of regrets I never knew existed to create exemplified varieties. :(

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why are my regrets lumpy, rolly and squishy though?

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body isn't a temple it's an amusement arcade.

    Dick Fint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I store large amounts of beer in mine so it can't be stolen.

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat cake for the same reason 🍰. If you’re heavier, you’re less likely to be kidnapped 😁

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    michael Chock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body is a dream/hope/optimism memorial

    Marsha Hultberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, still -- therapy! Purge that sh*t grrrrl. It works! 👍🏼

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    #22

    Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

    tank.sinatra Report

    Pat Curran
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God for the "undo" button!

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness for the undo button.

    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to use pictures and tables, make big table with tables and pictures inside. Make sure you use page breaks. You can split the cells of the tables to add text next to it. When you finish make all the boarders invisible.

    Bexxxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me trying to make a 2-column document this morning but wanting to add content to both columns of the document at once: 😭😭😭

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    #23

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    tank.sinatra Report

    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flashbacks from wars we've never been in.

    Bexxxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a really small seaside town with a lot of tiny float planes - we usually stop so we can wave at the pilots because they’re usually flying so low through town that we can see them wave back at us 😊 I always wished they’d put horns in planes so kids could do the “honk the horn” gesture like they do with big trucks hahaha

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    Solidhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because one day it will be a Hind attack helicopter and I will be ready to run.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Burt Gummer in the picture. It's not an incoming Hind, it's an incoming A*s blaster. Hes heavily armed and he's gonna blow it out of the sky!

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    Petarah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from Tremors right?

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I always imagine myself as the guy in Goodfellas when I hear helicopters - an I just being paranoid or are they following me?

    Lavern Defazio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta see if they are circling overhead so we can go inside and lock ourselves in until it's passed. This happened once. The person they were looking for ran into our backyard. The popo took him down back there After that, we aren't taking anymore chances.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why am I hearing "Ride of the Valkyries" ?

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear the instrumental, too. But it is quickly enhanced with Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the wabbit!"

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    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live under a flight path for Army helicopters that fly over twice a day. One of them is usually a Chinook.

    Jenny Mason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live near to some hills where idiots regularly go hiking and get stuck/injured. Our coastguard service does hill rescues (winching), and they fly chinooks that shake my house every time they fly over.

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    Tee Pussi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their vision is based on movement

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    #24

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    tank.sinatra Report

    Lame Llama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this the ONLY multivitamin for kids worldwide in the 80s and 90s‽

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US possibly, but no, not worldwide.

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    Novadoe (She/They)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can taste them just by looking at them-

    Just Another Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are Flinstone kids. Ten million strong and grroowing.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewww, I can TASTE that photo - such vile tasting stuff!!!!

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the rocks are getting off 🤭

    MOOsaysCHICKEN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard doom music on the second pic

    Tuzi Tuzi Harlem
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear I love these so much, I just don't have the money for these now :(

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    #25

    Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

    tank.sinatra Report

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chemical warfare, but for the good of mankind

    BWC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be the Slayer version.

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    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially for the ones who were coughing, sneezing and spitting on people who were wearing masks, the perfect defense.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strapped with a bandolier stocked with more sanitizers.

    Don Johnson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I time travel back to 2021? Look I'm not anti mask but damn

    Probably Legal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First slice them with a cheese grater. New form of torture

    Panda'sMom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet you are still wearing your face diaper aren't you?

    GroomOfStool
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people know masks never "worked" this is 2024 right? people understand that the so called vaccine's efficacy was never over 50% again this is 2024 not 2020

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    #26

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    tank.sinatra Report

    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this in some skit in the form of “What’s the difference between Las Vegas and China?”

    Nikolaj Christensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nono LOTS of stuff LEAVES China! All the useless "made in china" plastic stuff! and microchips apparently...

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the money you bring to Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas.

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a lie. Someone let The Killers leave Vegas, and now we have idiots who think their music is "good".

    Jane Alexander
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember 'Our Gang'/'The little rascals'? Alfalfa really thought he could sing when they were using him for comedic effect.

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    Jane Alexander
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say it never went away form 1918, just hid and resurfaced.

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    #27

    Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

    tank.sinatra Report

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottom row, far right, thinking: Hmmm, Steve's scoring this a seven. should I look generous and score it an eight or . . .

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s Rump in drag, making sure Melala votes for him..

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    Say No to Downvoting
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think he’s actually doing a trick? Or really just in the middle of a very flat belly flop onto the mats below?

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from London 2012.

    Ansi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maximal effort, just that it's 13 years to late to impress with planking?

    Agent Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's giving... That one scene in the Hunger Games

    blue4t
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This never fails to make me giggle.

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    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the greatest celebrity for meme.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternatively, the other way round, when you're watching "Once Upon A Time in Hollywood" and correctly predict when the famous pointing meme is going to come on.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A meme that memes a meme; I approve

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those Goldens are far more attentive than I ever was in school XD

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because she has treats in her hand. I pay better attention when mini-Snickers are involved as well.

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    Adrian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're just waiting for the treats she's holding in her right hand...

    Kylie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those labs are such cute bois.

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, those Golden Retrievers are such cute doggos.

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    Lady Miss Pie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those pups are so cute I’m gonna die

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laugh if you want, but I've taught my cats to use the scratching post by demonstration. Sometimes, they'll forget themselves, and instead of scolding them, I'll just scratch the scratching post, and they'll stop scratching the couch and come over to scratch the post. Thank God they were already litter trained.

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He couldn't read a clock what makes you think he can read this?

    Alexander Miles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see any treats as a reward for good behaviour.

    Maria Maria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how they are giving her their full attention. So adorable

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    C C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! I would so see this!

    J J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one was the only good one. You don't f*** with a man's dog

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    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do so many hero movies start with the horrible murder of the hero's wife, girlfriend, child, best friend.....but then the dog also gets killed and he gets mad and seeks revenge.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His wife wasn't murdered. She died of cancer. The dog was her final (post mortem) gift to him. Yeah, I'd say he was pissed. Honestly, I can't think of a single movie where a loved one dies and the hero waits till the dog is killed before he starts his rampage.

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    Ansi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard you struck my son! 😡 Well he stole Daisys ball and killed her human.... Oh.

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't watch this movie for the sole reason that the dog dies....I have never seen any of them

    Alex Ruddies
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mess with the Labo, get the stabo!

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't allow this movie to be on if I am awake/in the house. No doggy snuff films for me thanks.

    Tuzi Tuzi Harlem
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro, this would make such a good movie, tho.

    Cammy Mack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the type of creativity Hollywood needs to save itself.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side note: I love this shirt: https://shirtoid.com/201966/the-adventures-of-mr-wick/

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    H Wiley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the features they added to microwaves, why is there not a volumn control/ mute gutton ?

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or better yet, that plastic cake container. The more you try to open it quietly, the louder it gets.

    Kipper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know mute gutton was a typo but I like it!

    H_NGM_N
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do this all the time. I need my late nigh snack.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have a clock. Why no 'auto silcence' after 11?

    Wubedhheij
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it be day though if you're in Europe or America?

    TheTruthPhD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could just be an adult and not afraid to live in your own house kid.

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    Heather Atwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paddles work best on bare skin. And when they aren't cleaning tools. That too.

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CLEAN! I mean CLEAR!

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be nice - my health plan will only cover generic fake medical equipment. Thanks for making me feel like c**p, Richie Rich

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't he also have a pulse-oxymetric device clipped into his nostril? Weird ... I wonder how those people look from the inside ... either they're different ... or what school teaches us is bogus.

    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what disclaimer are for!

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    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sort of serves her right, if she’s one of the reasons you don’t have kids..

    Emily Barnes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom is ok with her not having grandchildren because me and her both know I'm not and won't be responsible enough to have children. I'm ok with it too

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother was shocked I didn't want children. Look in the mirror, idiot.

    Rob D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If these boomer f***s wanted grand kids, they should've left a world behind conducive to raising them....rather than voting for every conservative policy available the last 40 years. No middle class, no environment, no indelible women's rights, NO GRANDKIDS. A-HOLES.

    Spooky beck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not ten minutes ago I (re) watched the episode of Gillian's island when he was king and wanted to chase butterflies and everyone turned him down. Will you chase butterflies with me? No.

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'grandmas' can get ridiculously demanding and intrusive about a grandson. My son s 'grandma' was inexcusable but it was not the first time she messed in my life.

    EmJay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you couldeve had one named doggo but you said NO

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    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that ? A capybara ?

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very funny, guys. Who taught the capybara to fly?

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK...who secretly took this picture of me?

    Lavern Defazio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not fat. Not hairy. But very self conscious.

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the thing, if you have a furry body and 4 legs, ppl think being fat is cute.

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    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “What is this new enemy? It sprays water and speaks my language, even though it came in a box.. Evil is spreading!”

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    Ansi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your boss don't let you buy fresh groceries, redo the menu and makes you microwave everything, then when Gordon Ramsay spits out the food, the boss starts blaming you. (That's almost every episode)

    Kylie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And won't let you organize the walkin or throw away anything that's not actually moving on it's own.

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    Katy McMouse
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know Mr. Fraser was a short order cook. Man can do everything.

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What bread would you like with your idiot sandwich? White, brown or granary?

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slightly off topic but I've always wanted Gordon Ramsay and Robert Irvine to have a crossover event. Like, they end up at restaurants across the street from each other at the same time or something. Or a restaurant is so bad it needs BOTH of them. Anyone know if that's ever happened? If not, let's find a way to make it happen.

    Hannah Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would probably need hazmat suits and a separate oxygen supply.

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    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I´d sucker punch the arrogant VVanker!!

    Jack Butler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now imagine you're the poor schmuck working at a restaurant down the road, just quietly baking a pie or some s**t, and Ol' Ramsay comes in from the place that just wound him up, steam billowing from his ears, and your dumb a**e has to make him lunch!

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    Hello_my_name_is_Genevieve
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter attended remote kindergarten in 2020. This is when I learned the whole new level of frustrating absurdity we reached in these ages.

    Little king trash mouth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we need a support group for all the remote kindergarten parents. That was a rough year. (And I'm a teacher! For older students. Who can read. Kindergarten is a whole other level).

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    Nitka Tsar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never get over it that the US calls preschool kindergarden and Kindergarten preschool, even though they‘ve taken the term from us (Germany), where Kindergarten is a place for small children from 2 to 6 years old where children just play and learn through play things like empathy, team work, etc and preschool is the short time before 1st grade, where they may learn first numbers and letters, if they don‘t know them already.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I supervised a group of virtual 1st graders in 2020. I had to learn new levels of patience and to be OK with them sometimes not learning anything. It was a LOT to expect 6 year olds to stare at a computer for 6 hours a day. Especially because the teacher was nearly computer illiterate - the kids knew more about how to use them than she did!

    Lulu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had three kids doing remote school during 2020. I spent every afternoon popping a Xanax and sobbing in my room.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hits so hard. Pandemic kindergarten was totally useless

    hearditontheX
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luke and Bryn must be related. Looks like ur the one that is triggered.

    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did the Australians manage remote schooling? They've been doing it for decades. And nobody else can manage? Or ask them for tips?

    Duuuuuuude
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had remote kindergarten when I was a kid, a long long time ago. We called it sesame street.

    LivelyGoats
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did remote learning… television remote 😜

    Jj321
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My middle child had a one on one aide from kindergarten through part of 3rd grade. He was in 2nd when he was home for virtual. He was supposed to keep a chat with his aide open, which he constantly ignored. It was a little helpful, because she would text me when he logged out or class early. It was so horrible. I had an infant, 2 kids with autism/adhd trying to do virtual, and a puppy. Also, I had a debilitating lupus/RA flair for months from having the baby and could barely walk or leave the bed.

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    Pat Curran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't no roaches in the corners at his house!

    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still mad cause someone dropped a house on his sister.

    Lavern Defazio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's what I call shitkickers.

    Guigsy Gwiggins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn’t like a toe in the hole from these bad boys

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leningrad Cowboys Go America (1989) is a movie about a Siberian rock 'n' roll band that makes it to NYC with their dead band member. Google image will explain my comment.

    KillerKiwi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course I see them when I look down they’re mine

    Amanda Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google has some pics of crazy ones that a multiple feet long in front and curled,lol

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    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I works, I works hard. When I sits, I sits loose. And when I thinks, I falls asleep.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot about this. I have plaque that says this.

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    KillerKiwi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not sleeping. I’m resting my eyes

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that though? My husband will fall asleep in an instant

    C Hendrix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This always happened in our family -- Dad would insist on watching a movie on TV, fall asleep within 10 minutes, and if you dared turn the TV off, he'd sit up shouting "Hey! I was watching that!" Now it's my husband who does this.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my family that's my mom. And more increasingly me. :)

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And his wife said "Since you aren't doing anything . . . "

    Slap Shot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to kiss that face.

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the person who panics way too hard on highways, yes, I will take the slower way.

    Rob D
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sincerely, good for you for being self aware and safe. If you're not comfortable on the highway, stay the f**k off. The most dangerous drivers are timid, doing 60mph on the 70mph interstate, typically in the middle or fast lanes. You can usually see, anticipate, and avoid super-aggresive drivers. It's indecisive, nervous, timid drivers that are a danger.

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    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Sometimes the slower way is better. For example you will have there only one big, crazy spaghetti crossroad instead of five, so it may be worth spending another 5 minutes on the ride. Or you can go through much prettier part of land.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two things. 1) I would like the option "We found a more scenic route." 2) Why is a computer program calling itself "We"?

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way better than the usual "I found a way to save 2minutes on your 12 hour journey. You just have to take these hundreds of stressful busy backroads instead of your clear straight route. Rerouting NOW!"

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hate it when google maps keeps trying to override the way I want to go.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really need to incorporate the ability to avoid certain areas. Like when I have to drive anywhere in New Jersey, I want the "avoid Paterson" option.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes this slower route is more direct, doesn't take that much more time and avoids dangerous highway locations.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or conversely, it IS the highway and it's more direct just it's flowing slower. But it avoids a lot of rat runs where you're trying to zip through twisty turny back streets.

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    Francois
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slower could be shorter and more economical since driving at lower speeds is more economical than motor way speeds.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generally speaking it's not. You want to be in the highest gear most times. 80kph is a sweet spot for a lot of vehicles since it's top gear but minimal rpm. Also some cars have very flat ecnomy curves (diesels for one) so doing 70, 80 or 100 doesn't make much difference fuel wise.

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    Judes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that Google is sometimes wrong about the fastest route, it makes sense that it provides alternatives (a few months ago I took Google's recommendation and ended up on an unsealed road which took about an hour more than Google's second fastest route).

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually makes sense, it gave me three for a recent trip which were 1) Fastest, Longest 2) slower, shorter 3) Slowest, shortest - I took 2, saving fuel but not getting frustrated.

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    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't even ask to 40 year old you what he thinks about that...

    Stygtand
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    44 and i can’t for the life of me remember what i did 20 years ago.

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    Mustafa Kiziroğlu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And 47 year old fûckin' me, maybe later too.

    Uncanny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 60. I no longer travel down memory lane. It just becomes a sad trip of constantly muttering ‘WTF was I thinking?’’ and shaking my head in bewilderment. 🤷‍♀️

    Tamiko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 32 and starting to get to that stage. I'm currently in the "oh lord, I'm truly relating to my parents now when it comes to new music" stage

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    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rinse and repeat until you die

    Lavern Defazio
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As offensive as it was. That was a great movie. " That was cool"... As her dentures slipped.

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    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have friends that I have known for years that are still labeled how I met them in my phone

    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when they finally get married, he can change it to Hitched girl

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen my neighbors 👀

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, but that reflects on me being a recluse rather than living in a simulation.

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    Wondering Alice
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen that often, different neighbours too. However I also feel like I have seen the sky pixelate more than once. 2 most plausible theories I have are; we are living in a simulation or my eyes enjoy lieing to me. And to be honest, which ever it is doesn't change my day.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, have you seen a baby pigeon? And with so many birds in the world why do we not see more dead ones?

    GhostlySnail (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: it’s because birds are so small that they decompose very quickly, or die in places we can’t see, or die and are eaten :)

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    Don Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The simulation got updated in the year 2000 to include groceries

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live kind of in the country. There's a house near here where there's always smoke coming from the chimney but there's NEVER a car

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only have I seen my neighbors bring in groceries, I've seen them in the store and shopped together. We're all pretty close and it's really great!

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in an apartment building with what must be a couple of hundred people, and I almost never see anyone else bringing in groceries. It’s fûcking weird! They get packages and food delivered all the time but not groceries.

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    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! Im both! 😨

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who is both, I feel discriminated against.

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    PFD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It a line of 😂 and a final 🤣 isn't it? Sometimes with a 💀 or🪦 just to show you're really serious.

    ALittleKnownGoddess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a 'wish they'd explain this emoji before I misuse it' kind of person

    H G
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one is motionless, the other contains more motion in the body language. The context decide which one to use. My little smallest hill to not die on, but to have an opinion on.

    Beeps
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only use 🤣 as I’m too worried about boomers mistaking 😂 for crying.

    Stealthzilla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m both, specifically this: 😂🤣😂

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    troufaki13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ι'll start on Monday, I have plenty of time to lose weight before I hit the beach"

    Rosie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm starting Monday. Monday never comes.

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    DragonofMordor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    January...depressed brain fog....December.

    MNCold
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I'm out of vacation days by August....

    Guy Bare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that additional biscuit is probably not going to hurt me..

    Meyrin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleeping from January to June sounds like an awesome decision

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    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reporter Swan during an interview with the twice-impeached, four-times indicted, rapist Mister Trump.

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three eggs in a glass? #wykyk

    ALittleKnownGoddess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always pretend there's a kid dining with you to get the kiddie menu.

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pommes Frites = Fries, just in case you didn't know

    Capybara with a Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or googling half of the dishes, cause you never heard of them...

    Cool Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! It's only ever on the kids menu!

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Order the Croque Monsieur, you'll be fine.

    Agent Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a high class restaurant years ago. I could not find one main course that didn't have offal in it - kidney, brains, livers. Just ew. Luckily they made a chicken dish for me so I actually had something to eat. Never been so posh again.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fromage grille! (Voulet-vous "La Croque Monsieur?" C'est similaire de "Grilled Cheese" mais avec jambon (ham))

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    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just have older siblings.

    Jen Samara
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or younger...my 6 years younger sister used to bully me a lot. (I may have yelled at her but certainly never done anything physical although she did physically hurt me before)

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    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like this one. Bullying should not be mock or make fun of. All it does is hurt people and at times makes them commit suicide.

    benstella
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    1 year ago

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    Cos we all know in America it's a thing

    Donald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets not be too exclusive here, bullying is a favorite pastime for people with low self-esteem the world over.

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    Edward Finger Hands
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In myyyyy self righteous SUICIIIIIIIIDE

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Craaawling iiiin my skiiiiiin...

    Dorian Gabriel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    serj tankian is one of the most anti maga celebrity musicians in the usa

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My school starts in May and my teachers only had a month of vacation so I can imagine their state when May comes around

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    f**k no. it's not even summer. give me my break first.

    Jasmyn JAY
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love being a teacher( has a lot of "fck this s**t" days) but summer can kindly speed up and then slow motion once it gets here.

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    Guigsy Gwiggins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that’s the Smashing Pumpkin spice

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    Sage(formerly Impasta)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. If this was another race people would be rioting in the comments.

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    oktopus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explain this one to me like I'm 5 years old.

    Min
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pumpkin Spice Latte

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    Bewarethere@gmail.com
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kinda racist. What color does it matter?!

    Mama Bird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m gonna be controversial for a minute, I don’t like anything pumpkin flavored. I like pumpkin pie. I don’t get pumpkin flavored coffee. Like I don’t like butternut squash soup. Just no…

    MaggieMay85
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t it just pumpkin spice not actually pumpkin flavored? Like cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg and allspice.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, we do advertise that we offer a drive through, but ..."

    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll drink my whisky on the rocks. Come fall though I got my ugg boots on in line.

    ginshun
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    1 year ago

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    KillerKiwi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, it’s a joke. I know y’all struggle with those tho.

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