If there is one thing the internet folk can’t seem to get enough of, it’s memes. Covering anything and everything you could possibly imagine, they are, in a way, an artform of the 21st century, depicting the good, the bad, and the ugly situations in life or simply providing a reason to smile.
Today, we’d like to shed light on one of the ‘artists’, a meme creator going by the name of ‘Tank Sinatra’. The Michael Jordan of memes—and a beluga whale enthusiast—as he presents himself on social media, the mastermind behind the ‘Tank.Sintatra’ Instagram account has already amassed more than three million followers with his witty and clever memes. Scroll down to find some of them on the list below and see for yourself what draws netizens to Tank’s chef-d'oeuvres.
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Take one look at any social media platform and you'll find its true
Load More Replies...The top statement is very hopeful, but world history tells us otherwise.
How many of us choose who to vote for based on a TV commercial or two? Far too many. Case in point: Sen. George Smathers, campaigning against Claude Pepper, accused him of the following: 'Are you aware that Claude Pepper is known all over Washington as a shameless extrovert? Not only that, but this man is reliably reported to practice nepotism with his sister-in-law and he has a sister who was once a thespian in wicked New York. Worst of all, it is an established fact that Mr. Pepper, before his marriage, habitually practiced celibacy.''
Those are fighting words! 😂 it’s funny we think politics has just now gotten nasty, but if you look at historical documents, nope. It’s always been just an ugly game! The difference is how divisive we as a populace have gotten. There is very little oh, I don’t agree with you there, but I too love to crochet so let’s talk about that instead! It’s just oh, you believe that?! You are evil or dumb or what have you. And I don’t mean things that should be naturally abhorrent to everyone, like discrimination, of course. But I also feel like we shouldn’t assume the worst of people until we actually know it. I will get off my soap box now.
Load More Replies...Is society becoming more stupid, more lazy or both? We live in an era with the world's knowledge at our finger tips and yet so many people still have no idea or completely the wrong facts.
And I would suggest that this is true from both, or all, sides of a belief system/idealogy.
Psychological studies have shown that some people are truly more open minded and able to weigh both sides of an issue, while others feel threatened or looked down upon when presented with new information. Our brains don't all function the same way.
Load More Replies...Getting bombed is an actual threat. These retards can't figure out the difference.
Load More Replies...I remember (during covid) my husband going into panic/anger mode and was bothered that he was being told what to do by the government. I had to remind him that they weren't asking him to go to war and risk his life... they were asking him to stay home and watch tv and to wear a mask to the grocery store (all while still getting paid, I might add). I had to remind him daily for about two weeks before he stopped ranting. Some people just panic with change. I had to remind him daily that there were people out there who lost their jobs, were getting sick, dying. Eventually he got it.
This exactly! A lot of people I know that got mad were just the kind of people who hate being asked to do something in ANY situation, regardless of how much it would help anyone else. I’m glad your husband got it eventually! Many people don’t have that capacity for growth :)
Load More Replies...It wasn't just London. It was the whole of the UK. No lights were allowed to escape from houses. Streetlamps were switched off. Bicycles had no lights. Cars were seriously discouraged from driving at night, but were allowed a slit of light. In addition, signposts were removed, and the signs are railways stations etc.
It wasn't just the UK, it was every residential area in countries involved in bombing campaigns. So... UK and Germany, mostly.
Load More Replies...You don't even have to go back to 1945. Look up the Legionnaire's Disease outbreak of 1976, and how people fully cooperated with the CDC, doctors, hospitals (e.g. self-quarantine, self-reporting, cooperation, etc.). https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC358030/
Sad, but accurate. The Enemy will drop bombs if they see our lights? YoU cAn'T TeLl Me WhAt To dO! My LiGhTs My ChOicE.
Anti - maskers would say it's the governments way of keeping track of them and that German bombers aren't real....
And the Reddit one is scraped / pasted to BP as part of the Monday AITA filler material. /s
Incels: What’s wrong with missing women’s licenses? Doesn’t that show dedication? Right, women out there..? Contact me if you want to know more about me, I’m a *great guy*!!
My (13F) boyfriend (62M) wants me to move in with him. I don’t feel comfortable doing so because my mom helps me a lot with my two kids and all my boyfriend does is sit around? AITA
"The wedding is in three hours" genuinely made me lose some of the iced tea I was drinking down my shirt. Worth it.
NTA : he seems like a nice guy, you should not jus judge him because of that, probably just a little coincidence /j
AITA. How dare you be uncomfortable about a dresser full of women's IDs. It's just a coincidence /J
Tank Sinatra, known in real life as George Resch—a US-based social media and marketing consultant and content creator—is clearly not your regular amateur meme creator, posting once or twice a month. Active on his Instagram account since 2011, he has shared close to 9,300 posts and attracted millions of followers; and that’s just Instagram alone.
Nah. Kiwi here. Where's my country? Fish love my country.
Load More Replies...Haha at least something funny because I’m in lockdown rn because of a threat yaaaay #averageamericanschoolday
Omg I’m so sorry, I hope you’re ok! I’m Canadian so I don’t really know what a lockdown entails but I hope you have a safe place to be :(
Load More Replies...I've wanted to draw this for ages. But could never figure out a map projection to do it on. Great work!
Fantastic! Except OP must mean only saltwater fish; why else would the continental interiors be blank? There is a river in North America which flows to both the Pacific and the Atlantic oceans! Two Ocean Creek.
Wait! Wait! I know like 30% of this one! Drip is when someone is cool, right? And rizz is short for "charisma"? Right? So... uh.... "does tiny football player look cool on his own, or is his charm the result of someone named Livvy?"
I’m Gen Z (early) and I give up already! My mind can’t comprehend anymore teenage slang at this point.
Load More Replies...I am fifty and it has entered my mind several times that 'Google translate' should be available to decipher the latest slang. If it's someone's name (and who can tell these days) I'd like a little pop-up when I hover my cursor over it, telling me who they are
Check out Urban Dictionary. You have to look up each individual slang word, but it’s been a Godsend lol.
Load More Replies...So the backstory here is you have a child who is an "influencer" because he's tall and good at football. He's been nicknamed Baby Gronk, referencing Rob Gronkowski of the NFL, though they're not related at all. Livvy is a USA gymnast who is much older than this child. They did a tik tok together that was really awkward and weirdly sexual, which of course is a problem because Baby Gronk is 12. So the headline is asking if he's just good with older ladies, or is him being around someone like Livvy making him look better than he actually is. Of course, the premise of the headline is flawed because the child should not be a part of anything sexual right now, nor should the gymnast be sexualized just by her presence. Lots of people are blaming the dad of the child, which, is where I would land as well. Guy is kinda crazy, along the same lines as a LaVarr Ball type of person.
So I have an opportunity to let you know a few Turkish, nationwide known band names. "Big house is under blockade", "We'll talk when we are face to face", "Last tragic bike", "Ten minutes to two". I swear I'm not exaggerating.
So “drip” has flipped its meaning in my lifetime the same way “sick” and “literally” has. I’m not upset; I actually enjoy how language is evolving before our very eyes. It’s not inconceivable now, how Gawain and the Green Knight is unreadable for the average native English speaker unless you’re an English graduate or professor of some sort. Fascinating.
I get what you're saying and I actually feel the same, but my native language is german and Germans (and Austrians) are slowly starting to just use english versions for generic german words ... and it feels like they're flexing, like "i'm so gut at se inklish, ja" that it makes my toes curl.
Load More Replies...We had to come up with a skit for biology class. Something about insulin and how it works. One of the girls writing the script used "mad drip" and "bling" a lot.
This gibberish hurts my head. And I've tried reading Welsh. (just kidding, Welsh people!)
While on The Ellen Show, Tank Sinatra revealed the reason behind the moniker, keeping it short and to the point: “I’m huge and I have blue eyes, that’s it.”
He then continued to share how he got into the meme world, saying that he has always been a huge fan of comedy, and when the captioned images started gaining popularity, he tried his luck at it in his free time.
“I was selling fence in Long Island, and I was good at sales, so I had a lot of free time; and I would just drive around in between appointments, I would find pictures and I would put these captions to them—I’d see pictures that would remind me of something that happened in my life, and I would just write a caption. It started to get really big really quick.”
It's actually sad how people think it's ok to mock people on a global scale because of their hair.
It's ok. You can keep your mullet. No one will make jokes.
Load More Replies...I'm lucky my dog is a grazer so he doesn't care but my cat, she goes ballistic when we set the clocks back.
Load More Replies...We used to move dog dinner time by quarter hour increments, otherwise he would howl for three quarters of an hour
That's what I need to do! I suspect that it won't work on the kitties and it probably won't do for the guinea pigs, but the dog? The dog's gullible. Shanks Auntriarch!
Load More Replies...Hehehe. My cat can't tell time and it was useless trying to explain it to her why she was getting food an hour later. So we stick to Rosie Standard Time now :)
If you like this you might like to look up "I'm sorry John" pictures. They're weird, a bit dark, interesting Garfield drawings where Garfield is usually a crazy looking nightmarish monster tormenting poor John because of food, etc.
I once went to the ZOO on the day of the change. There are scheduled commented feedings. All the animals were like crazy that day.
In an interview with Writing Routines, Tank discussed the process of creating memes, revealing that for him, it’s more of a catch-as-catch-can kind of deal. “Mainly I’m out there living my life, being a husband, dad, employee, friend, patron, etc. While I’m out there living, sometimes things happen that I think would make a great meme,” he said.
“In other cases, I’ll scroll through some pictures on Reddit and see something that speaks to me. Then I’ll try and imagine some kind of emotional backstory for whatever emotion I think is being expressed by the subject in the picture.”
As soon as they start coughing they gonna die. Never saw anyone coughing before diying in 20 years working in E.R but why not.
And aren't they required to spew a little bit of blood before dying? When my teenager got their wisdom teeth out, I thought it was all over for him.
Load More Replies...Also: when movie characters are hurt, they get a scratch near their cheek bone and a small cut on the outside of the upper arm. 🥱
Honestly another irritating trope when characters get shot in the shoulder and are like dw it's fine. There are so many important nerves muscles and tiny bones in your shoulder that these characters being able to keep their arm much less move it is kinda absurd.
Although sabbaticals are supposed to be one every seven years.
Load More Replies...Being retired is gap year after gap year. Sounds great until you remember what's on the other side of the gap.
How about when we turn 50? That's soon for me and I desperately need a gap year! :)
The mastermind behind one of the most popular meme pages out there also shared that he tries to find the middle ground between posting something he finds funny and something his followers likely would. “To maintain that balance, sometimes I’ll do a generic caption with a cute puppy or something like that, but for the most part I like to stay true to myself and my sense of humor,” Tank told Writing Routines. “My hope is that instead of getting 100,000 ‘meh’ reactions, I’ll get 50,000 ‘oh my god, this guy is so funny’ reactions.”
From Alien Resurrection (paraphrasing): Scientist: In an emergency the ship is set to automatically return to its point of origin. Poor ba**ard with an alien embryo: Which is....?? Army Guy: Earth. Johner (Ron Perlman): (sighs) Earth...mannnn, what a s**thole!!
My wife and I went to Ireland from the US for our honeymoon. Jet lag hit her hard - she's passed out hard in 80% of the pictures I took of her. She visited a LOT of that amazing country without knowing it
I'm afraid as I get older, those long airplane flights... I won't be able to tolerate the uncomfortable seats and long hours sitting in those uncomfortable seats. Plus jet lag...I can relate to your wife...
Load More Replies...Does every dog do this? My puppy never understood the whole fetch thing. I had to get 2 balls to throw because she would only let go of one if I was getting ready to throw another.
I've had a few dogs and they've all been different. A couple of them wouldn't even chase a ball/stick. A couple would bring it back but not let it go. One (Ringo) would bring it back but drop it about 10 feet away (he made me work for it). One (Mischief) of them was the most helpful dog I've had, she'd bring it back to me and give me the toy/ball/stick. If Ringo dropped the toy 10 feet away she'd pick it up, bring it to me, give me a nudge then let me have the toy. If the toy is sitting somewhere in sight, I can point to it and ask her to get it for me and most times she happily does so. My latest (Pippin) is still young and just kinda runs around like crazy with the toys, sometimes he brings them back sometimes he runs in circles with them.
Load More Replies...I'm currently home sick with RSV and this one made me laugh until I had a coughing fit so bad I needed the emergency inhaler.
OMG this! Recently my neighbour’s GSD got hold of my cat’s toy and refused to let go of it despite my entire family chasing him round and round the house. Eventually we decided to wait until he tires out and releases the toy. This did happen eventually and I managed to grab the now 90% dog drool covered cat toy but I almost lost my arm as he reflexively leapt up to snatch it again. In the end I’m the one who was feeling guilty for taking the toy even though it was not his toy in the first place! These cute little critters know how to always get what they want!
Never chase: doggy thinks it's a game and it goes on and on. Everyone sit down . No-one give doggy give eye contact or any interaction. One person curl up on the floor, again, no eye contact. Mutt will come over out of curiosity. Gotcha. Chasing a dog never works in any situation.
Load More Replies...My hedgehog when she runs away and I have to catch her
My cat, when I try to take back the string toy from her mouth and claws so I can swing it some more for her to hunt.
Unsurprisingly, the humorous quality of memes is the main reason people tend to share them. Surveys revealed that roughly three-in-four respondents share memes for humor, 53% use them as responses, and just over one-fourth turn to memes in situations when words are insufficient, reportedly often engaging in entire conversations based on memes.
For coworker you work with for years and you can't decently ask for their name now.
I attended university with the same bunch of students from the start to the end (excluding dropouts), regularly talked with most of them, yet it’s been 6 years and I still don’t know the names of half of them. Similar looking twins/siblings are the worst. There were two such sisters in my class who were in a group I was assigned to in first year itself but I never knew who’s who so I used to just address them both together or call out one name and pretend the one who responded was the one I was intending to speak to. Face recognition Shazam would be a game changer!
Ever try the tactic of just confidentiality using a random name so you can be corrected? I use to do this a lot until one time a man spoke up to correct me years later. Apparently, he had felt too embarrassed at the time, and as I stuck to it everyone had joined in until it felt too uncomfortable to tell everyone they all had his name wrong. I could see myself doing that too.
I'm a teacher; sometimes, I work with other specialty teachers. While I've emailed many & know their names, I might have only seen them once if not at all. The number of times people have gotten offended because I don't know who they are because "we've worked together all the time!" Lady, I've emailed you. Don't expect me to know your name to face until we've met regularly for 5 years. And even then it's questionable.
My friend actually came up with this in....I want to say 2012? Really smart guy but apparently some major issues with privacy, so never made it to the public
How do you get in touch with you friend? Asking for a friend.
Load More Replies...I do this with friends I known for years and who am in contact with on a regular basis.
Today I couldn't remember the name of the head of a different department. I've known her for 10 years.
His wife is one of a set of triplets and he had a threesome with the other two while his wife was in the hospital recovering from the birth of their first child.
That would take a whole damned tulip farm, Tiffany's, AND Wi.l.l.y Wonka's entire factory to stop THAT nuclear meltdown!
Load More Replies...Must have been a little too honest when she asked. "Does this dress make me look fat?"
And then you have to reposted to it a third time because you forgot to pay attention the second time lol
Load More Replies...Sometimes it takes me at least three or four times before I remember to pay attention.
Have you ever noticed that the song Last Christmas would fit perfectly if the singer were a serial killer who each year cut the heart out of their previous crush, giftboxed it and left it for their new crush, and then were disappointed that the new crush called the police and gave them the heart...
Anyone who’s ever “stepped foot” into the online world has likely noticed just how widespread memes are. According to Instagram, in 2020, more than a million posts with the word ‘meme’ were being published on the platform each day.
For Tank, the popularity of internet memes was arguably a life changing phenomenon. What started with him coming up with memes in between fence-selling appointments, grew to not only one of the most successful meme pages online, but other significant achievements, too. In 2017, the meme expert published a book Happy is the New Rich: (And 207 Other Lightbulb Moments) and in 2022, Tank even released his own board game, titled ‘Influencers in the wild’.
Mine says "What's all this, then?" everytime I see something weird or unusual going on. I have no idea where I picked it up, but that's what I'm working with
I’ve started using “mate” when talking to people. I can’t figure out if it’s the British or Australians that I have to blame! (I’ve got a presentation examination coming up and I pray I don’t randomly blurt out “mate” in the middle of it).
Sorry, I think that's my fault. I'm Australian but I hardly ever say "mate". I think what's happened is that my allocation for the past 40 years has been randomly reassigned because I haven't used them, and now you've got them all.
Load More Replies...The only cure? Fawlty Towers, Monty Python's Flying Circus, All Creatures Great And Small, and The Vicar Of Dibley. Get going!
I set my alarm 20 mins early on purpose because I know I love to hit snooze a couple times - this is literally the message that pops up on the screen when my alarm goes off 😂 “let the potato rest for 5 mins.”
Load More Replies...Make that 1trillion hours unless there’s a farming simulator update with new packs
When I wake up I'm like one from the game hot potato...gotta keep moving or I will fall to the ground
Me, but only because my cat is usually on top of me and the idea of getting up when there is a warm, purring furry one on my legs is horrifying.
According to StrawPoll’s data, Tank Sinatra is currently the fourth most popular meme page online; and he seems to be putting his popularity to good use. In addition to his original account, the content creator eventually launched ‘Tank’s Good News’ focused on the good that’s happening around the world, so people could enjoy a pick-me-up or a boost of positivity.
Not only that, in a collaboration with the New York Islanders hockey team, Tank worked on creating merchandise, which would benefit onewhale.org, an organization dedicated to saving and relocating a much-beloved beluga whale, Hvaldimir.
Mine doesn’t just store but also mutates the stored regrets or worse, cooks up random toxic combinations of regrets I never knew existed to create exemplified varieties. :(
I eat cake for the same reason 🍰. If you’re heavier, you’re less likely to be kidnapped 😁
Load More Replies...If you want to use pictures and tables, make big table with tables and pictures inside. Make sure you use page breaks. You can split the cells of the tables to add text next to it. When you finish make all the boarders invisible.
Me trying to make a 2-column document this morning but wanting to add content to both columns of the document at once: 😭😭😭
Load More Replies...I live in a really small seaside town with a lot of tiny float planes - we usually stop so we can wave at the pilots because they’re usually flying so low through town that we can see them wave back at us 😊 I always wished they’d put horns in planes so kids could do the “honk the horn” gesture like they do with big trucks hahaha
Load More Replies...The theme song is now dancing in my head.
Load More Replies...Because one day it will be a Hind attack helicopter and I will be ready to run.
It's Burt Gummer in the picture. It's not an incoming Hind, it's an incoming A*s blaster. Hes heavily armed and he's gonna blow it out of the sky!
Load More Replies...Gotta see if they are circling overhead so we can go inside and lock ourselves in until it's passed. This happened once. The person they were looking for ran into our backyard. The popo took him down back there After that, we aren't taking anymore chances.
I hear the instrumental, too. But it is quickly enhanced with Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the wabbit!"
Load More Replies...I live under a flight path for Army helicopters that fly over twice a day. One of them is usually a Chinook.
I live near to some hills where idiots regularly go hiking and get stuck/injured. Our coastguard service does hill rescues (winching), and they fly chinooks that shake my house every time they fly over.
Load More Replies...I swear I love these so much, I just don't have the money for these now :(
Especially for the ones who were coughing, sneezing and spitting on people who were wearing masks, the perfect defense.
people know masks never "worked" this is 2024 right? people understand that the so called vaccine's efficacy was never over 50% again this is 2024 not 2020
I saw this in some skit in the form of “What’s the difference between Las Vegas and China?”
Nono LOTS of stuff LEAVES China! All the useless "made in china" plastic stuff! and microchips apparently...
Load More Replies...This is a lie. Someone let The Killers leave Vegas, and now we have idiots who think their music is "good".
Remember 'Our Gang'/'The little rascals'? Alfalfa really thought he could sing when they were using him for comedic effect.
Load More Replies...Bottom row, far right, thinking: Hmmm, Steve's scoring this a seven. should I look generous and score it an eight or . . .
That’s Rump in drag, making sure Melala votes for him..
Load More Replies...Do you think he’s actually doing a trick? Or really just in the middle of a very flat belly flop onto the mats below?
What film is the bottom from? Is it Once upon a time in Hollywood?
Alternatively, the other way round, when you're watching "Once Upon A Time in Hollywood" and correctly predict when the famous pointing meme is going to come on.
Those Goldens are far more attentive than I ever was in school XD
That's because she has treats in her hand. I pay better attention when mini-Snickers are involved as well.
Load More Replies...Sorry, those Golden Retrievers are such cute doggos.
Load More Replies...Laugh if you want, but I've taught my cats to use the scratching post by demonstration. Sometimes, they'll forget themselves, and instead of scolding them, I'll just scratch the scratching post, and they'll stop scratching the couch and come over to scratch the post. Thank God they were already litter trained.
The first one was the only good one. You don't f*** with a man's dog
Load More Replies...Why do so many hero movies start with the horrible murder of the hero's wife, girlfriend, child, best friend.....but then the dog also gets killed and he gets mad and seeks revenge.
His wife wasn't murdered. She died of cancer. The dog was her final (post mortem) gift to him. Yeah, I'd say he was pissed. Honestly, I can't think of a single movie where a loved one dies and the hero waits till the dog is killed before he starts his rampage.
Load More Replies...I won't allow this movie to be on if I am awake/in the house. No doggy snuff films for me thanks.
Side note: I love this shirt: https://shirtoid.com/201966/the-adventures-of-mr-wick/
Of all the features they added to microwaves, why is there not a volumn control/ mute gutton ?
Or better yet, that plastic cake container. The more you try to open it quietly, the louder it gets.
Or you could just be an adult and not afraid to live in your own house kid.
Paddles work best on bare skin. And when they aren't cleaning tools. That too.
Must be nice - my health plan will only cover generic fake medical equipment. Thanks for making me feel like c**p, Richie Rich
Sort of serves her right, if she’s one of the reasons you don’t have kids..
My mom is ok with her not having grandchildren because me and her both know I'm not and won't be responsible enough to have children. I'm ok with it too
Not ten minutes ago I (re) watched the episode of Gillian's island when he was king and wanted to chase butterflies and everyone turned him down. Will you chase butterflies with me? No.
'grandmas' can get ridiculously demanding and intrusive about a grandson. My son s 'grandma' was inexcusable but it was not the first time she messed in my life.
That's the thing, if you have a furry body and 4 legs, ppl think being fat is cute.
“What is this new enemy? It sprays water and speaks my language, even though it came in a box.. Evil is spreading!”
Your boss don't let you buy fresh groceries, redo the menu and makes you microwave everything, then when Gordon Ramsay spits out the food, the boss starts blaming you. (That's almost every episode)
And won't let you organize the walkin or throw away anything that's not actually moving on it's own.
Load More Replies...What bread would you like with your idiot sandwich? White, brown or granary?
Slightly off topic but I've always wanted Gordon Ramsay and Robert Irvine to have a crossover event. Like, they end up at restaurants across the street from each other at the same time or something. Or a restaurant is so bad it needs BOTH of them. Anyone know if that's ever happened? If not, let's find a way to make it happen.
They would probably need hazmat suits and a separate oxygen supply.
Load More Replies...Now imagine you're the poor schmuck working at a restaurant down the road, just quietly baking a pie or some s**t, and Ol' Ramsay comes in from the place that just wound him up, steam billowing from his ears, and your dumb a**e has to make him lunch!
My daughter attended remote kindergarten in 2020. This is when I learned the whole new level of frustrating absurdity we reached in these ages.
I think we need a support group for all the remote kindergarten parents. That was a rough year. (And I'm a teacher! For older students. Who can read. Kindergarten is a whole other level).
Load More Replies...I will never get over it that the US calls preschool kindergarden and Kindergarten preschool, even though they‘ve taken the term from us (Germany), where Kindergarten is a place for small children from 2 to 6 years old where children just play and learn through play things like empathy, team work, etc and preschool is the short time before 1st grade, where they may learn first numbers and letters, if they don‘t know them already.
I supervised a group of virtual 1st graders in 2020. I had to learn new levels of patience and to be OK with them sometimes not learning anything. It was a LOT to expect 6 year olds to stare at a computer for 6 hours a day. Especially because the teacher was nearly computer illiterate - the kids knew more about how to use them than she did!
Luke and Bryn must be related. Looks like ur the one that is triggered.
How did the Australians manage remote schooling? They've been doing it for decades. And nobody else can manage? Or ask them for tips?
We had remote kindergarten when I was a kid, a long long time ago. We called it sesame street.
My middle child had a one on one aide from kindergarten through part of 3rd grade. He was in 2nd when he was home for virtual. He was supposed to keep a chat with his aide open, which he constantly ignored. It was a little helpful, because she would text me when he logged out or class early. It was so horrible. I had an infant, 2 kids with autism/adhd trying to do virtual, and a puppy. Also, I had a debilitating lupus/RA flair for months from having the baby and could barely walk or leave the bed.
Leningrad Cowboys Go America (1989) is a movie about a Siberian rock 'n' roll band that makes it to NYC with their dead band member. Google image will explain my comment.
Google has some pics of crazy ones that a multiple feet long in front and curled,lol
When I works, I works hard. When I sits, I sits loose. And when I thinks, I falls asleep.
Forgot about this. I have plaque that says this.
Load More Replies...As the person who panics way too hard on highways, yes, I will take the slower way.
Sincerely, good for you for being self aware and safe. If you're not comfortable on the highway, stay the f**k off. The most dangerous drivers are timid, doing 60mph on the 70mph interstate, typically in the middle or fast lanes. You can usually see, anticipate, and avoid super-aggresive drivers. It's indecisive, nervous, timid drivers that are a danger.
Load More Replies...Yeah. Sometimes the slower way is better. For example you will have there only one big, crazy spaghetti crossroad instead of five, so it may be worth spending another 5 minutes on the ride. Or you can go through much prettier part of land.
I really hate it when google maps keeps trying to override the way I want to go.
They really need to incorporate the ability to avoid certain areas. Like when I have to drive anywhere in New Jersey, I want the "avoid Paterson" option.
Sometimes this slower route is more direct, doesn't take that much more time and avoids dangerous highway locations.
Or conversely, it IS the highway and it's more direct just it's flowing slower. But it avoids a lot of rat runs where you're trying to zip through twisty turny back streets.
Load More Replies...Slower could be shorter and more economical since driving at lower speeds is more economical than motor way speeds.
Generally speaking it's not. You want to be in the highest gear most times. 80kph is a sweet spot for a lot of vehicles since it's top gear but minimal rpm. Also some cars have very flat ecnomy curves (diesels for one) so doing 70, 80 or 100 doesn't make much difference fuel wise.
Load More Replies...Usually makes sense, it gave me three for a recent trip which were 1) Fastest, Longest 2) slower, shorter 3) Slowest, shortest - I took 2, saving fuel but not getting frustrated.
44 and i can’t for the life of me remember what i did 20 years ago.
Load More Replies...I’m 60. I no longer travel down memory lane. It just becomes a sad trip of constantly muttering ‘WTF was I thinking?’’ and shaking my head in bewilderment. 🤷♀️
I'm 32 and starting to get to that stage. I'm currently in the "oh lord, I'm truly relating to my parents now when it comes to new music" stage
Load More Replies...As offensive as it was. That was a great movie. " That was cool"... As her dentures slipped.
Me too, but that reflects on me being a recluse rather than living in a simulation.
Load More Replies...I have seen that often, different neighbours too. However I also feel like I have seen the sky pixelate more than once. 2 most plausible theories I have are; we are living in a simulation or my eyes enjoy lieing to me. And to be honest, which ever it is doesn't change my day.
Or, have you seen a baby pigeon? And with so many birds in the world why do we not see more dead ones?
Fun fact: it’s because birds are so small that they decompose very quickly, or die in places we can’t see, or die and are eaten :)
Load More Replies...I live kind of in the country. There's a house near here where there's always smoke coming from the chimney but there's NEVER a car
Not only have I seen my neighbors bring in groceries, I've seen them in the store and shopped together. We're all pretty close and it's really great!
I live in an apartment building with what must be a couple of hundred people, and I almost never see anyone else bringing in groceries. It’s fûcking weird! They get packages and food delivered all the time but not groceries.
As someone who is both, I feel discriminated against.
Load More Replies...I'm a 'wish they'd explain this emoji before I misuse it' kind of person
"Ι'll start on Monday, I have plenty of time to lose weight before I hit the beach"
Always pretend there's a kid dining with you to get the kiddie menu.
Or googling half of the dishes, cause you never heard of them...
I went to a high class restaurant years ago. I could not find one main course that didn't have offal in it - kidney, brains, livers. Just ew. Luckily they made a chicken dish for me so I actually had something to eat. Never been so posh again.
Fromage grille! (Voulet-vous "La Croque Monsieur?" C'est similaire de "Grilled Cheese" mais avec jambon (ham))
or younger...my 6 years younger sister used to bully me a lot. (I may have yelled at her but certainly never done anything physical although she did physically hurt me before)
Load More Replies...I don't like this one. Bullying should not be mock or make fun of. All it does is hurt people and at times makes them commit suicide.
Lets not be too exclusive here, bullying is a favorite pastime for people with low self-esteem the world over.
Load More Replies...serj tankian is one of the most anti maga celebrity musicians in the usa
Load More Replies...My school starts in May and my teachers only had a month of vacation so I can imagine their state when May comes around
I love being a teacher( has a lot of "fck this s**t" days) but summer can kindly speed up and then slow motion once it gets here.
Yep. If this was another race people would be rioting in the comments.
Load More Replies...I’m gonna be controversial for a minute, I don’t like anything pumpkin flavored. I like pumpkin pie. I don’t get pumpkin flavored coffee. Like I don’t like butternut squash soup. Just no…
Isn’t it just pumpkin spice not actually pumpkin flavored? Like cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg and allspice.
Load More Replies...You guys got me to inappropriately laugh at work one time before covering it up as a sneeze. Well done, BP.
You guys got me to inappropriately laugh at work one time before covering it up as a sneeze. Well done, BP.
