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Talkers debate. Masters obliterate.
You’ll find the latter on the Rare Insults subreddit, where the internet’s most skillful verbal assassins gather to admire the sharpest, most unexpected burns ever delivered. Some are immediate mic drops, others take a second to register—but once they do, there’s no forgetting them.We’ve pulled together some of the finest examples—pure linguistic perfection that will have you grinning, wincing, and maybe even taking notes. Enjoy.
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#1
A Thread On Aposematism
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#3
An Insult With A Great Ending
There’s something so deeply satisfying about witnessing a perfectly timed insult (especially when you’re not on the receiving end). It almost makes you want to jot them down for future use, ready to deploy at just the right moment. But having a great comeback in your arsenal isn’t enough—you also need sharp reflexes to deliver it at the perfect time. Otherwise, the moment is lost.
#4
Don't Start Sh*t If You Can't Take Sh*t
#5
The Way This Tweet Blew Up
#6
You Are The Reason They Stay Home
BROmanicus85 10 months ago
The only people I want to socialize with are my family and friends! My coworkers, are just that: coworkers! We have to collaborate, and that's that!
Nigerian actor and stand-up comedian Emmanuel Ahiaba, also known as MC Youngee, tells Bored Panda that timing is everything when it comes to a good comeback. In his profession, hecklers are an unavoidable part of the job, so knowing how to shut them down on the spot is an essential skill.
#7
Never Heard This One Before
#8
Flextape Cant Fix
#9
Return To Sender
“Just like in every other form of performance art, there are always people who don’t know how to enjoy the show. Some want to make themselves part of it and end up heckling the comedian,” MC Youngee explains. “I’ve had my fair share of this, and most times, the comedian wins. A quick, witty comeback can completely turn the moment around and get an incredible reaction from the audience.”
#10
Holding Up The Past
#11
Now That's Dedication
He recalls one particular night when an audience member interrupted him while he was talking about marriage. “I asked him, ‘Are you married?’ He said no, so I replied, ‘I don’t answer my throwbacks.’” The crowd erupted, and the heckler backed down instantly. “Trust me, these moments come spontaneously, and more often than not, they end up being the highlight of the show.”
#13
Battling For My Spot In Hell
#14
Medium Rare Burn
#15
Damn Is He Gonna Use Them As A Wet Wipe
#16
10/10 For The Burn
#17
He's Wasting It
#18
Time For A Career Change
#19
Stay In School!!
#20
I Would Never Recover After This
#21
Grandma Is This True?
#22
It's About Creating Something Better
#23
Damn He Got Roasted
#24
Wendy's Always Has The Best Ones
catastrophegirl 10 months ago
the woman who used to run the wendy's twitter has a personal account on bluesky now. and is an absolute delight to follow
#25
Frat House At 7am
#27
Some Classes Are Like That
trollingergirl 10 months ago
I find this to be a rather friendly insult. After all, he would attend class :-)
#28
Its Always Broken Too
#29
Damn This Is Hard
#30
Man Just Insulted A Whole A** State
#31
I Have Reason To Believe It Was A Mourning Dove
#32
I Do See A Dog Tho
#33
She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces
#34
Poor Organization Skills
#35
Well Then Rip
#36
Connor, The Human Equivalent Of A Honda Accord
#37
This Shi Had Me Dead😂
#38
This Might Be A Crime Scene
#39
Dude's Gonna Need Some Salve For That Burn
#40
Fact: Most Girls Can't Tell Difference Between A 5'10 And 6
#41
She Didn’t Say Nothin... She Just Had That Look
#42
Oh Well This Is Something New
#43
I Can Hear The Sound
Peter Bear 10 months ago
If this had been me, I wouldn't have even been mad. That's just sheer brilliance.
#44
Flight Attendant Has Had Enough
#45
She Did Him Bad
#46
Very Big Oof
#47
Might Be The Most British Insult I’ve Ever Seen
#48
Found In The James Cordon Ama
#49
Two Insults For The Price Of One
#50
On A Video Of Someone Pretending To Fall Over
#51
"Who Is The Cringiest Celebrity?"
#52
Legs Bigger Than Biceps 🫠
Thatkamloopsguy 10 months ago
The bigger the muscles, the lower the IQ. They gotta come from somewhere.
#54
The Power Of Imagination
#55
Rate My Professor Is Really Something
#57
Their Drink Of Choice Is Probably Watered Down Water
#58
Regarding Unclear Bathroom Signs: "This Artist Deserves To Be Paid In Exposure"
#59
I'm Definitely Using This One
#62
France Is Garbage
#63
Artful Photographs Of The Nude Form
#65
This Is Probably The First Time I've Seen Someone Take A Shot At A Letter
#66
Gonna Use This Daily
#67
Not A Fan Of British Cuisine
#68
When Someone Mention Your Embarrassing Son, Change The Subject 🫢
#69
Two Percent Milk
#70
That Wasn’t Very Friendly
#71
She Asked For It Tho
#74
Insulting The Only Child
#75
Parents And Tax Benefits
#76
That’s My First Time Hearing That
#78
Didn’t Know You Could Destroy Someone With A Bot Command
#79
Hey Dont Call Us Out On It!!!
#80
That Must’ve Hurt
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Ellinor 10 months ago
In High School, a friend of my friends didn't liked me. He never said it but I could feel it, a lot. At the end of the year I asked him why did he seemed to hate me, and he said : "Look, I can see you're a good person, you're funny, smart, you are a really great friend but... Every fibre in my body just scream at me to never get close to you, ever." And WOW that was both the best compliment and the worst insult ever said to my face.
Ellinor 10 months ago
In High School, a friend of my friends didn't liked me. He never said it but I could feel it, a lot. At the end of the year I asked him why did he seemed to hate me, and he said : "Look, I can see you're a good person, you're funny, smart, you are a really great friend but... Every fibre in my body just scream at me to never get close to you, ever." And WOW that was both the best compliment and the worst insult ever said to my face.
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