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Chrissy Teigen Is The Unofficial Queen Of Twitter And Here Are 30 Of Her Funniest Tweets
Model Christine Teigen keeps on rocking Twitter with her hilarious comments and we've collected some of her very best tweets. Scroll down, upvote your faves, and let us know in the comments which one you liked best and why. You can check out our previous post about Chrissy’s awesome tweets right here.
The 34-year-old star is much more than just a model. She’s also an author, a television personality, a mom, and she even runs her own website dedicated to food! Some have even called her the unofficial Mayor or Queen of Twitter. With over 12.6 million loyal fans on the social media site, who can argue with that?
Chrissy’s charming because she’s honest. She posts what she wants to and shares the most random and funny things with her followers. She’s an entertainer through and through, and she knows how to get the internet’s attention. Bored Panda spoke with celebrity expert Mike Sington about Chrissy's popularity on Twitter, so scroll down for the interview.
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Katherine Cifelli 5 years ago
Does it spark.....joy? Yes? Then it is automatically a valid way to tidy up.
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Rosie Price 5 years ago
You must only have the amount of humans you love. When you fold them you must think about how much you love them. They must spark joy.
Nv Johansson 5 years ago (edited)
How come you didn't put up any post like the ones that say nothing gets her hotter than 8 year old beauty queens? Yeah, she just deleted 60k and locked her account. Your queen of Twitter it's going down like all the pedos that dealt with Epstein. No wonder she hated Trump so much, he's going after the Hollywood and royalty creeps.
Nv Johansson 5 years ago
Why did you leave out her pedophile tweets like the ones where she says nothing gets her hotter that 8 year old beauty queens? Yeah, yoir queen just deleted 60 000 tweets, but no worries. You cant erase anything you posted, ever. Everyone has screenshots.
Eagle Girl 5 years ago
Forget the Reply! The Post was Hysterically On Point!!! Especially if you've done a Kondo Clean-up!
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Leo Domitrix 5 years ago
OMG, I was dying of laughter here. My family grew and ground fresh horseradish all the time.
Carol Emory 5 years ago
I think they meant that horseradish is often mixed with mayonnaise and then bottled/jarred. True horseradish is just ground and jarred.
athornedrose 5 years ago
mayo isn't vegan, but it is vegetarian, isn't it?
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"Chrissy Teigen is known as the 'Queen of Twitter.' She absolutely owns the platform and is considered a 'must follow.' No other celebrity has mastered the art of Twitter like she has," Mike said, pointing out that he believes Chrissy completely deserves her status.
"She tweets prolifically and is brutally honest, while being funny and insightful at the same time," Mike said. "She also engages with her fans and followers, answering their questions and 'pulling back the curtain' of celebrity mystique."
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Mike Crow 5 years ago
Why is showing a nipple so scandalous? Everyone has them and it’s not even part of a sexual organ.
Dynein 5 years ago
It's scandalous in the US and in highly religious countries. Wait... (Really, though, it's a very US-American problem, in Europe at least people are much more relaxed about it. )
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Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago
This one really pisses me off. A service dog is clearly labeled (no, Karen - your f*****g "emotional support" Yorkie doesn't apply - and get it the f**k out of Trader Joe's). An actual service dog should never be approached, let alone petted. It's a SERVICE dog and as such, is basically WORKING to assist its person.
⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟ 5 years ago
Emotional support animals are valid from a psychological point of view, the reason they are banned is for hygiene, and also that was photoshopped, the font is different and askew
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kitty_player 03 5 years ago
The underlying thing is that hamsters need very delicate care. They actually need 450 sq inches of floor space ALONE. They also can't be housed with other hamsters. Sorry if I'm being annoying, just that I have a hamster and she's made me super protective of her species <3
Alex Bailey 5 years ago
Not annoying at all. 🙂 Hamsters are lovely little creatures and do need careful looking after.
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⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟ 5 years ago
was the hamster okay???? hamsters are actually one of the harder rodents to take care of; rats are much more low maintenance
He continued: "One of her greatest Twitter skills is the art of the 'clap back.' She’s never afraid to fire back at a critic, in what is often a laugh-out-loud way. Her tweets are endlessly entertaining, and fans can’t wait to see what she’s going to post next!"
Chrissy made her modeling career debut in the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in 2010. At that time, she was already dating singer John Legend. He proposed to her in 2011 after 4 years of being together. And in 2013, they tied the knot in Como, Italy.
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Marigen Beltran 5 years ago
Reminds me of that time I asked my brother-in-law why he didn't wear sandals. He answered: "what if I have to get out of the house fast?". I said:Do you also shower with your clothes on?" (I only asked because he kept making fun of my flip flops)
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mph seti 5 years ago (edited)
I Agree, Chrissy. -Me. Seriously, Kid Rock and Ted Nugent should tour together. Right now.
Kathy Kovach 5 years ago
Somewhere very far away, I hope. A couple of dolts with gun fetishes
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Patti 5 years ago
She is a democrat because she is an educated woman who loves the U.S. She's not a trumptard like you.
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The couple has two kids together: daughter Luna who was born in 2016 and son Miles, born 2 years later. Chrissy spoke openly about battling with postpartum depression after her children were born—it was never a secret.
She’s also not afraid to engage fans. In fact, she honestly answered people’s questions about what it’s like to be an A-list celebrity.
And let’s not forget the time that she trolled her husband John after People magazine named him 2019’s sexiest man alive! It was all done in good humor and Chrissy’s fans adored her jokes about how it’s “all downhill from here” and how the sexiest man alive made her a ham sandwich. Now that’s the sort of fun relationship anyone can be proud of.
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Lauren Michlin 5 years ago
NO!! DON'T TAKE IT OUT!! I'm not a hamster expert but I know enough to know that they need either lots of toys, food puzzles, or large and hard nuts along with the wheel in order to not be bored and to get lots of exercise. did you know that hamsters run 5 to 10 miles each night? they need that wheel or else they will get bored and stressed and try to escape. She will start to chew on the bars and harm her teeth and nose. she might also start climbing from high places and if she falls, she will get hurt. So bottom line, don't take her wheel out of the cage. EVER.
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Frankenfrog 5 years ago
Gotta ask yourself why she's so unpopular. Probably a good reason why
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GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago
"Life comes at you fast..." So does the diarrhea if you combine the two!
LoPandas 5 years ago
Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
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Ildiko Okido 5 years ago
I say every morning when I need to get up: tonight I'm going to bed early. I never do.
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ispeak catanese 5 years ago
Got my DL photo taken on the day of my divorce and I look like an murderer for hire.
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago
I've been married forever, so I don't remember too much about that life. However, I have a friend who is a bit older than me who is dating, and the pool is definitely shallow once you are in your fifties.
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varwenea 5 years ago
LOL. You need to express more anger, bitchiness, and constipation to look like Melania.
Country Nana 5 years ago
Yeah yeah, just rag on a woman because you don't like her husband. You know something? A couple of years ago the women in our neighborhood realized that the sentence, "I love her, but I can't stand her husband," applied to just about every man in our circle.
Clare E 5 years ago
Also, jeez, you need to get either some new men or some new women. I like lots of my friends' husbands.
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Carol Emory 5 years ago
Butter is Dairy...LOL. Bring Kale...then they won't ask you to contribute anymore....
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GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago
LOVE my weighted blanket! I grew up with cats sleeping on me. Major bonus!
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Carol Emory 5 years ago
Chick-fila grilled chicken. McDonalds Filet of Fish, no tartar sauce. Wendy's grilled chicken sandwich. Taco Bells grilled steak taco Fresco style. Burger King's whopper Jr..no Mayo, No Cheese.
J Haven 5 years ago
Should take the cheese off of the filet o fish too, I always forget they put it on there
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Carol Emory 5 years ago
So what if she did? Mom's need personal space every once in a while too.
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J Haven 5 years ago
Seriously, they haven’t answered this yet? You need to repost it, they might be bored enough right now to dig the recipe out of the archives for you
Carol Emory 5 years ago
KFC actually replied and said they may have located the recipe, but they want her to try it out. They said if they figure it out, Chrissy might have to become the Crispy Kee Mao Colonel.
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Carol Emory 5 years ago
I recognized Animal Crossing immediately. Who is this Shirley person and what cave did she just emerge from?
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Jennifer Crompton 5 years ago
It's so awesome how Luna is a mini Chrissy and Miles is a mini John. It's like they're clones of their parents
Audrey Bob-The-Builder 5 years ago (edited)
You know whats awesome, the fact that they are named regular people names and not X Æ A-12!
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Jacqueline Arana 5 years ago
Last night I had a dream I had to shave my whole face to finish getting ready for my wedding. In an effort to get to the church on time I went outside to wash my hair with a hose. Then I went back inside to get hair clips and freaked out about not making it to the church but I was there the whole time. Dream me is weird. 🤦
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Carol Emory 5 years ago
No! You must watch all Marvels before hand or you will be totally lost....
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Carol Emory 5 years ago
WTF?!? Why is that lion in such a small cage and who the heck thinks that spindly thing can contain it? Poor lion....
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Dorothy Parker 5 years ago
The most amusing down -to -earth woman.You can't even hate her because she's beautiful.
Jim Kang 5 years ago
Honestly, do you believe she's unassailable because of her looks? I actually like her and find her posts amusing. But, not because of her looks.
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Dorothy Parker 5 years ago
The most amusing down -to -earth woman.You can't even hate her because she's beautiful.
Jim Kang 5 years ago
Honestly, do you believe she's unassailable because of her looks? I actually like her and find her posts amusing. But, not because of her looks.
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