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The game of love is really as tough as trying to survive alone in the desert without Bear Grylls commanding you and watching over you. In fact, there is absolutely no help in this game, and all you have to rely on is your wits, your aptness for understanding people, and even on the way you look, for Chrissakes! And while we also can't offer any substantial help with catching your big fish, we can at least guide you to the right path in making that elusive perfect first impression. How, you ask? Easy - with this list of cheesy pick-up lines!
And while you're probably thinking right now that lame pick-up lines are the worst, and it's the same as no help at all, hear us out. These silly pick-up lines are actually very tasteful and adorable - and no one will think your sense of humor is stale when you deliver one of these cute pick-up lines! Trust us on this one! Also, these impressive quotes come from all around the internet, and we all know that the internet is the most reliable source of dating advice. Well, kind of.
Are you verging on being convinced that these funny pick-up lines are all you need to up your dating game? Either way, check them out below and give the ones that you've liked the best your vote! Also, it would be nice of you to share this inspirational article with anyone in need of such help.
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#1
“I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness.”
Lauren Hope Lincoln 3 years ago
I swear I read this as... I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my sandwiches... I might need to get my eyes checked but I'd let someone seduce with with sandwiches anytime.
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#2
“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
#3
“If beauty was a grain of sand, you’d be a thousand beaches.”
#4
“I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!”
Magicalcatbean 3 years ago
no grown person is drawn in by the word "irrational" I'd nope out of there if someone said this to me
#5
“I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!”
️sHeS rEaLLy gOoD️ (They/Them) 3 years ago
I would go on a date with someone if this is how they asked me out tho
Naksh552007 3 years ago (edited)
Wel,l I'm not trying to impress you or something but… I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
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Dana Ondráčková 3 years ago
My friend often Loose her contacts in her Phone so she texts asking "who dis?" And I always answer "iam batman" she always knows
Rick Huerta 3 years ago
I know of a family whose last name is actually Batman. I would say this all the time if that were my last name too.
Lisa Yamaguchi-Townsend 3 years ago
So many ways to respond to this. The problem is which one to choose.
#6
“If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”
#7
“If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.”
Beenie Cat 3 years ago
Keep up the corniness and y'all will be getting married by the end of the month.
LolaTheCannibal 3 years ago
Goddamn that's so cheesy, I actually would feel sorry for him/ her.
#8
“You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
#9
“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
Mine Truly 3 years ago (edited)
"Sorry, I run Linux. I'm already planning to stay up late with Man pages."
#10
“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
#11
“I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has!”
#12
“Girl, if God made anything prettier than you, I hope he kept it for himself.”
Seth Glenn 3 years ago
Really dude. Is or ain't, still the dumbest s**t to comment. Do you think it's going to help you pick up chicks by appealing to their more feminist nature?
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#14
“Are you good at math? Can you replace my X without asking Y?”
LolaTheCannibal 3 years ago
Well, at least I don't have to ask why, seems like the answer is in your pick-up line
Peggie Jenkins 3 years ago
This... yeah I'm probably most definitely going to be using this if I can remember it.🤣😍
#15
“Your eyes are like IKEA. I'm totally lost in them.”
#16
“I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.”
#17
“When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.”
Beenie Cat 3 years ago
Bored Pandas did it again. They deleted someone for saying something that goes against brainwashed thought.
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“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”
harry Henderson 3 years ago
I'm so going to hand you to the librarian to get a return by date. Meow
#19
“My favorite word is ‘menu.’ Because it has me-n-u.”
Ashley Deane 3 years ago
This is a good one lol. My husband and I were texting the first night we started talking and he says I'm going to send you a d*ick pic. I was like "you know.. I thought he was different" then he sent me a gift of Richard Nixon 😂😂
#20
“You’re like the Renaissance after the Dark Ages. You light up my world.”
Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
This one is not too cheesy! The answer is still no, but not because it’s a cheesefest…
#21
“Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
WhyAmIHere 3 years ago
I used this once. It....didn't go as planned. She literally gave me a band aid and said "Oops, my bad! Talk to ya later" before walking away. I cried.
#22
“Are you Greek? Because you look like a goddess.”
#23
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
#24
“I must be in a museum, because you’re a work of art.”
#25
“They say nothing lasts forever — so would you be my nothing?”
#26
“I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.”
#27
“Are you a magician? Because when I’m looking at you, you make everyone else disappear!”
#28
“Are you a camera?”
“Because I look at you and smile!”
#29
“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
#30
“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”
CAT /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ QUEEN 3 years ago
no....i ran them over thats why.......now please go away before i break out of my cell and stab you with my shank-toothbrush.... :>
#31
“Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!”
Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago
I used a similar one: “Where is your favourite place in the world? Mine is next to you.”
#32
“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
#33
“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
PalmKitty 3 years ago
Actually killed and then skinned, going through a process like paper to make the skin more smooth, using some cells and stuff to make it more soft, dying it your desired color, and there ya go!
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#34
“I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.”
#35
“You must be made of Copper and Tellurium — because you’re CuTe!”
LolaTheCannibal 3 years ago
"and you must be lithium cause I wanna blow u up" - no I meant I wanna kill this person....
#36
“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
#37
“Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.”
Calvin Young 3 years ago
You know must guys are going to say " We both like it down where it's wetter".....
Jessica Low 3 years ago
And I will give up my Voice for it... in fact... You get to make ALL the decisions
Magicalcatbean 3 years ago
I like this one. you should be part of someone's world, not their entire world so I'd melt if someone said this to me
#38
“I’m no astronomer, but I’d still give you the sun, moon, and stars.”
Cats Are Pretty Cool I Guess 3 years ago
I'm a cat. You already do on a regular basis
Load More Replies... Miss Benzo 3 years ago
You can't give them to anybody. You can only show em or point them out. Meh.
Barbara Pierce 3 years ago
Yeah, if they can fall for that, I've got a bridge to sell them...
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“You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.”
LolaTheCannibal 3 years ago
But you don't seem like someone who has that much money for such an high quality laptop you'd Compare me with
#40
“I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.”
Phyzzi 3 years ago
Yeah, this would be better if it was "you look like a very interesting date"
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“I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”
#42
“I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are ‘Common Sense.'”
Cheyanne Pavan 3 years ago
I like the historical reference here & it would impress me even more if the person had actually read "Common Sense." I love an intellectual!
#43
“Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!”
foofoofloofy 3 years ago
Your eyes are browner than dog s**t, and baby I'm stuck in it!
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If they were greener than greenery would you be lost in the forest? If browner than a brownie would you eat the whole tray?
Lisa Yamaguchi-Townsend 3 years ago
I live on the west coast and I think the Pacific is bluer.
LolaTheCannibal 3 years ago
As someone who hates sommer and the sea..... Yeah I'd totally love it
#44
“Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
Lisa Yamaguchi-Townsend 3 years ago (edited)
Santa does not approve of Human Trafficking. You are officially on the naughty list, and not the good one.
#45
“Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me. So, I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too.”
Marius-Ciprian Bogdan 3 years ago
you're not supposed to be impressed... by anyone... Stop considering yourself special
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Lytha Hawkeye 3 years ago
Sorry I was actually looking at that hot guy *points to the old man that was near the guy*
Alison Kennedy 3 years ago
Aren't you supposed to give credit for lines taken from another source? Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
#46
“Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you!”
LolaTheCannibal 3 years ago
Well, I can't help but get the wrong idea with this 'charger' thing. U know.... Cause... You've to.... Putted it in and this s**t..... Well I probably shut up
#47
“NASA called, they said that you’re out of this world.”
#48
“Is your name Wi-Fi?”
“Because I’m feeling a connection.”
#49
“You must be nitroglycerin. Because you’re dynamite.”
Dean Johnson 3 years ago
And cause an unhealthy drop in blood pressure when I take Viagra
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#50
“Are you a phaser on Star Trek? Because you’re set to stun!”
#51
“When I look at you I feel like I’m a pirate and just found my buried treasure.”
Chris D'Asta 3 years ago
I wouldn't have used the word 'buried'. The implications are off-putting.
Jason Leaf 3 years ago
It might be worse if he'd said, "...found my treasure chest."
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Timothy Turney 3 years ago
How about. I'm a pirate, but you must not be because you have no sunken chest and that's my booty.
#52
“You’re so hot you denature my proteins.”
#53
“Hey, excuse me. You have a bit of cuteness on your face.”
#54
“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
#55
“Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.”
#56
“I’m no mathematician, but I’ve been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?”
Jennifer Sheppard 3 years ago
5309 ;) - a Jenny who once had that exact number
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#57
“You remind me of a dictionary in the way you add meaning to everything.”
José Vitor Lobo 3 years ago
Unless you already know the person, or are close to them
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“Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.”
Garth Bock 3 years ago
Sorry you need to dig somewhere else. Maybe you should look for your mummy.
#59
“If there was no gravity on this planet I would still fall for you.”
harry Henderson 3 years ago
If there was a whole plant that had no Mass it would all gravitate towards you and crush you
Zero02 3 years ago
Well, he got his 1st crush though. And sadly his last.
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“Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.”
#61
“Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.”
#62
“If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.”
#63
“Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.”
#64
“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
Lykos Anubis 3 years ago
You start your dates in a tree? What? Do you live in a tree house?
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“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
#66
“Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright!”
Phyzzi 3 years ago
If it's 12 seconds flying higher than anyone ever has before, that's not so bad.
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#67
“You must be tired from running through my mind all night.”
Dean Johnson 3 years ago
It actually goes like this; "You must be cold and tired because you have been running through my mind naked all night."
#68
“Are you a thief?”
“Because you’ve stolen my heart.”
LolaTheCannibal 3 years ago
At least your heart can be bought at the dark web for many many dollars
#69
“My mom told me life was like a deck of cards. So, you must be the queen of hearts.”
#70
“Are you the city of Ancient Rome? Because you’re on fire!”
#71
“Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.”
#72
“If I had a penny each time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have one penny.”
#73
“Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours instead?”
Anna Gottschalk 3 years ago
That still won't solve your problem... You don't go around telling people you lost your child...
#74
“You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.”
Ooface mcdork 3 years ago
yeah it really is, he forgot the *after 3 years with your consent*
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“You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.”
#76
“I might need crutches. You make my knees weak.”
#77
“You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!”
#78
“You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.”
#79
“My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.”
#80
“Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I’m attracted to You.”
Phyzzi 3 years ago
Wow, this could have been so much better. First off, if they are a magnet then you are only attracted to each other's backsides, which wouldn't be all bad if you weren't repulsed by facing each other. Second, swing and a miss on the science reference: there are so many more interesting attractive forces like "are you a proton because I am strongly attracted to you but don't want to violate uncertainty" or if you want to get a little dirty, "are you a supermassive black hole because I feel your pull even when I can't see you and I bet we could generate some serious energy if we smashed together"
Justin Knight 3 years ago
Even I could come up with something better then that. "Excuse me, I believe you must be North, the compass in my heart keeps pointing to you."
#81
“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”
LolaTheCannibal 3 years ago
You'll literally burn you lips and tongue on me.... And those fingers too
#82
“Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!”
#83
“Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!”
#84
“Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.”
#85
“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
Lisa Yamaguchi-Townsend 3 years ago
I rather you actually get lost. Somewhere else. Away from me.
Jameson Lechner 3 years ago
Well, take a left at the macula and shoot for the lens. You should be able to find your way from there.
#86
“Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.”
Lisa Yamaguchi-Townsend 3 years ago
Shhh. I don't want the MIB to hear you. They'll take me away and dissect me.
#87
“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’”
#88
“I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?”
Phyzzi 3 years ago
Hopefully they don't explode when they get near you... 🤢
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Ben Herron 3 years ago
It's like they tried to modernise this one but made it fall flat. Like they had a book of pickup lines from the 90s, saw this one and changed it from "can I have your number" (which would've worked so much more). Couldn't you just ask their name and *then* find them on Instagram later?
#89
“You must be a witch/wizard. Because you’re magical.”
#90
“Is your name John? Because I’ve never Cena girl like you before.”
that_curly_girl 🇺🇦 3 years ago
it should be I’ve never Cena guy like u before…who names a girl john
OGA 3 years ago
For those that do not know, John Cena is a wrestler for the WWE. Not a fan, but I looked it up.
Phyzzi 3 years ago
He also has the same birthday (year and everything) as John Oliver.
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“You know what you and planet earth Earth have in common? You’re both getting hotter each year.”
#92
“Your dad must be a jewel thief, because he stole two diamonds from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Dear lord I remember hearing about this one over 20 years ago. Still just as terrible today
#93
“If you were an American President you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.”
#94
“Your eyes are amazing, do you know that? You should never shut them, not even at night.”
#95
“I didn’t think I believed in love at first sight, but I seem to have made an exception for you.”
#96
“Are you my appendix?”
“Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.”
#97
“Do you like vegetables, because I love you from my head tomatoes.”
Phyzzi 3 years ago
Or the leader of fruiting nightshades. Maybe a General complaint then?
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#98
“If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.”
#99
“Call me Shrek, because I’m head ogre heels for you.”
#100
“Are you Siri?”
“Because you autocomplete me.”
#101
“I’m definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access?”
#102
“Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?”
#103
“Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!”
Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
I am magically delicious, but be warned, my marshmallows could contain caustic substances!
#104
“Do you believe in love at first sight — or should I walk by again?”
#105
“Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet!”
#106
“Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.”
#107
“Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”
#108
“If being se*y was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
#109
“Are you an electrician?”
“Because you’re definitely lighting up my night.”
#110
“Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I’m taken with you.”
#111
“I must be psychic, because I see you in my future.”
Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
I must not be fully awake, because I read this as “…I see you in my furniture.”
#112
“You’re my favorite type of pie. A cutie pie.”
Jack Sparrow 3 years ago
There are lots of jokes I can make about this but I will resist
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“Are you the Reign of Terror? Because I’m losing my head over you.”
#114
“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”
Trice he/him 3 years ago
please no I've had this one said to me and I'm actually from tennesee
#115
“Is it hot in here, or is that just you?”
#116
“Do you know what my shirt is made of?”
“Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.”
#117
“I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.”
#118
“On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... and I'm the 1 you need.”
#119
“Are you a door? Because you are adoorable.”
#120
“Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you’d be a FINEapple!”
#121
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”
#122
“I was feeling a little off today — but you’ve turned me on again!”
#123
“Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!”
#124
“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”
#125
“My love is like a tidal wave, and you’re beachfront property.”
#126
“Your name must be Katniss. Because you’re starting an uprising in my district.”
#127
“I bet dentists hate you, because you’re so sweet.”
#128
“If you were two letters of the alphabet you would be Q and T.”
#129
“With all this electricity between us, you must be Zeus.”
Renee Jones 3 years ago
No. Go read about Zeus and leave me alone. Tell me what happened when he was married
LolaTheCannibal 3 years ago
Yeah actually I'm an electrician and about to tear your cables out, since youre looking brocken
#130
“Somebody call the cops. Cause it’s got to be illegal to look that good.”
#131
“Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!”
#132
“Are you from Starbucks, because I like you a latte.”
#133
“Your lips look so lonely… would they like to meet mine?”
LolaTheCannibal 3 years ago
If I'm continuing to press mine against themselves.... They'll never be lonely
#134
“If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot because I'd always miss you.”
#135
“My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.”
#136
“You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.”
Garth Bock 3 years ago
You can look in the sky.. you can go climb a tree... but save me your poem and get away from me.
#137
“I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.”
#138
“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
#139
“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”
#140
“If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”
Scott Crowell 3 years ago
If you were a chicken I asked you Which came first you or the egg and also why did you cross the road?
LolaTheCannibal 3 years ago
You know, chicken cross the road so the others are following and getting run over.
#141
“Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”
#142
“I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.”
Garth Bock 3 years ago
Just wish I had time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.. (Morticia Addams)
#143
“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.”
Benita Valdez 3 years ago (edited)
Did you know for hibernation they create a sort of b u t t p l u g to keep from pooping in their cave?
#144
“You must be a compound of barium and beryllium. Because you’re a total BaBe.”
#145
“Call the CDC! Your smile is contagious.”
Jameson Lechner 3 years ago
COUGH!! HACK!! Ugh, sorry about that. COVID is such a drag, you know?
#146
“If you were an item on the McDonald’s menu you would be a McHottie.”
LolaTheCannibal 3 years ago
This actually was so good, I'm peeing out my eyes
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#147
“I’ve got all these forks and knives. Now, all I need is a little spoon.”
#148
“Was that cannon fire, or is my heart pounding?”
#149
“Baby, forget tonight. Let’s block out the next 50 years!”
#150
“Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?”
LolaTheCannibal 3 years ago
Don't you see those scratches? I crawled out of hell only to haunt you
#151
“Your name must be coca cola, because you're so-da-licious.”
#152
“Your heart stops when you sneeze. It’s just the same as what happens when I look at you.”
#153
“I’ll nickname you banana, because I find you a-peeling.”
#154
“Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be, because you are BeAuTi-ful.”
#155
“You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”
#156
“Is your last name Campbell?”
“Because you’re mm mm good!”
#157
“Are you Britney Spears? Because I want a piece of you.”
Garth Bock 3 years ago
Oops you did it again... Keep going and I will.. Hit you baby one more time
#158
“You must be Ancient Rome circa 476 C.E. because I’m falling for you.”
C. T. 3 years ago
Garth, you are off by four centuries. (Vandals, not Nero.)
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“Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y’all!”
LolaTheCannibal 3 years ago
S-so you want to kill me, dig my grave, put me in and grow a tree???
#160
“Are you a cat, because I'm feeling a connection between us.”
#161
“Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
#162
“I don’t know how to kiss, could you teach me?”
Viktorija Dimitrova 3 years ago
Who the F would like to date someone how doesn't know how to kiss?
#163
“I would buy you a drink, but I’ll be jealous of the glass.”
#164
“You’re so cute you make me stutter. Wha-what-what’s your name?”
#165
“Are you related to Jean - Claude Van Damme? Because Jean - Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”
#166
“If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right.”
#167
“Yo baby, I know your feet must be tired. Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!”
#168
“With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.”
#169
“Kanye feel the love tonight?”
#170
“If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.”
#171
“Do you work for UPS?”
“I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.”
What do you think ?
Channo Sagara 3 years ago
Yeah "cheesy". People who actually complimented on any of these lines never picked up anyone. Boys, never use any of these lines on strangers, or you're in a cheesy pick up line contest.
Channo Sagara 3 years ago
Yeah "cheesy". People who actually complimented on any of these lines never picked up anyone. Boys, never use any of these lines on strangers, or you're in a cheesy pick up line contest.
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