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50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)
It has been estimated that the vocabulary of the English language consists of roughly 1 million words (although some linguists take that number with a grain of salt and say they wouldn't be surprised if it's off the mark by a quarter-million), with the myriad names of chemicals and other scientific entities contributing to the figure.
However, the subreddit 'Brand New Sentence' wants to convince us that we're only scratching the surface of the possibilities that it offers us. And if you look at their content, it's hard to disagree. Since its creation in 2018, the online community has gathered a vast, vast archive of funny and ridiculous phrases they believe haven't been said before, so get your notebooks and continue scrolling—you might wanna borrow some of these for your personal use.
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#1
If Pregnancy Is God's Will, So Is Limp D*ck
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#2
“Would Apocalypse With”
#3
“…if You Are Staying In A Country With Poorly Developed Health Services And Infrastructure And/Or Collective Infrastructure, For Example The USA”
#4
David Bowie’s Crotch Bulge
#5
DIY Deportation
#6
The Wise Animals
#7
Would It K*ll The Makers Of Avocados To Include A Different Toy
#8
Back In My Day
#9
So You Don't Lose Any ''Tired''
AndyTaylor 10 months ago (edited)
In the dark, eyes closed, pray you don’t miss, or stub anything.
#11
This Is Not A Baby Trebuchet, It Is A Baby Catapult
Auntriarch 10 months ago (edited)
I love a good nerd reply (which probably explains why I'm married to Mr Auntriarch)
#12
Jesus Of New Jersey
Auntriarch 10 months ago
Never mind Americans, it's been centuries since Jesus was portrayed realistically in Europe. Unless there's a recent version of Christ Pantocrator that I haven't seen.
#13
Stealing Guns Off Of Officers Using A Toy Dino Grabber
Joe Reaves 10 months ago
If you can take an officer's gun with a dino grabber, I think that officer should be in trouble.
#14
Using A Vibrator To Clean Up Without Gagging
#15
Thank Goodness It's An Alpaca
#16
Your Skull Is Full Of Wet Cat Food
#17
Well That Was A Great Idea
#18
Honey Taster Bear
#19
Excellent Use Of Free Will
#20
5% Bread Flavored Soda
#21
Public Armpits
#22
Incelf On The Shelf
#23
I Want To Increase My Natural Bioluminescence
#24
Great Googily Moogily
#25
Imagine…
FreeTheUnicorn 10 months ago
Franklin would laugh because he'd expect it. Adams would beat you to death with your own arms.
#26
Can't Wait To Use It!
#27
Make Better Choices, Hawaiian Monk Seals!
#28
Diagnosed Me With Ugly
#29
Cat Boosts Economy By Millions
#30
A Potato On Drugs
#31
Do Yall Think Bugs Are Born Knowing They Can Walk Up Walls
Andrew Keir 10 months ago
For sheer fear, think of baby birds leaving the nest for that first time - fly or die! Makes your first date feel pretty tame, eh, boys?
#32
That’s Modern Milk For Ya
#33
I Wonder How Long Do You Need To BBQ It For
#34
Soup Of The Day Implies Another, Possibly Even Seductive, Soup Of The Night
#35
The Son Goku Of White People
#36
Sting Jesus
Andrew Keir 10 months ago
Self reproduction isn't totally unknown, but it only produces females. Maybe Jesus was trans?
Megalodon Meg 10 months ago
I absolutely love the bravery of saying something that will absolutely get your down voted lol Have an upvote on me.
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Robin 10 months ago
Sadly she died, it wasn't a pregnancy but a rare disease that impacted her reproductive organs.
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GDTRFB 10 months ago
Though not a church going fellow myself, I’m gonna have to say that the author confused Jesus for Mary. That guy always seems to get credit just for showing up, while Mary had to deal with explaining herself to every wiseman she came across.
#37
Luigi As The Official Symbol Of Resistance Against The Corporate Oligarchy
#38
Give Those Fish Catholic Guilt
#39
Made A Small Mistake
Andrew Keir 10 months ago
Kneejerk reflex is to say "Bless you my child", wave your hands in a strange manner, and walk away slowly. Most people can't handle anything religious.
#40
80s Fashion Is Back ! 💅💅
AndyTaylor 10 months ago (edited)
Wait till they hear about humans. They’ll wear anything just for the halibut.
#41
Charging My Cat's Fish
#42
‘Overeducated And Over-Gay”
#43
A Competition I Wish To Never Win
#44
Roast Belt
iseefractals 10 months ago
No one is lying....some of us just know how to cook, and...ya know have standards.
#45
Fat D**k Spirit
#46
Cosmetic Surgery Is Yassified Taxidermy For Alive Things
#47
A Unitedhealthcare CEO Murderer Lookalike Competition Was Held Today In New York
#48
How Are You Gonna Have A Whole Family Without Me
kzys59pcrp 10 months ago
My sister has more siblings than I do and that feels really weird to me
#49
Refusing To Wear Life Jackets Because They Would Ruin Their Selfies And Tans
#50
Looks Like A Silly Goober
#51
That Was New For Me
#52
He Did A Business 9/11
#54
"I Drank My Best Friend's Breast Milk"
#55
Thugging It Out
#56
We've Gotten So Caught Up In Helping The Less Fortunate That We've Forgotten To Help The People Who _are_ Fortunate
#57
“Nepo Terrorist You Didn’t Earn It”
#58
Stare Down The Nearest Disabled Person
Andrew Keir 10 months ago
Be fair, they've probably just realised that a kid can stare at an adult but the adult has to look away. It's a power play.
#59
“She Turned Into One Of Them Neanderthal Facial Reconstructions”
#60
The Lebron Of Biting Police Fingers
Joe Reaves 10 months ago
Maybe don't bring a rescue dog into a situation that is full of strangers and completely unlike anything he's ever been used to.
#61
"He Will Die On This Hill And I'm Ready To Bury Him."
#62
Hmmm… Dandruff….oily Hair…, Gryffindor!
#63
Pythagorean Theorem Being Recited By A Reciting Scarecrow
#64
These Are The Parents Of The Next Generation
#65
Malcolm In The Middle Genre Of White People
#66
I’ll Die Before I Let A…
#67
We Have Poets Walking This Planet
#68
That's A New One
#69
Thanks Hot Women For Stopping Wars 🙏🏾
#70
Please Sir, Spare A Shilling
#71
Jesus The Christ (Like He's F**king Sonic)
Kathy Brooke 10 months ago
Actually... that's accurate. Christ is a title (Messiah, Annointed one) not a name. So yes, like Atilla The Hun or Winnie The Pooh.
#72
Universal Shutdown Is Here
#73
One Sandwich With “Fancy Woke Fillings” To Go Please
#74
South Korea Is Incel Wakanda
Dragon mama 10 months ago
This is alarming but I super duper don't want to Google it so does anyone want to give me a little bit of context?
#75
People Who Seem To Believe In Race Science Love Raw Cream And The People Who Believe In Science Prefer Pasteurized Products
#76
Her Knees Are Too Pointy
#77
Taking A Homeless Woman On A Date And Leaving Her With The Restaurant Bill
#78
Madonna, 66, Embraces Autumn By Eating Soup Completely Topless
#79
Onlyfans Star Who Cried After Sleeping With 100 Men In Oneday, Now Wants To Sleep With 1000 Men
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Nikole 10 months ago
Which one was that from? It sounds like a reference to random dudes on the internet saying that an attractive, thin woman isn’t that great because, “she looks like she has pointy knees”. And then it became a phrase used against those guys. Is that still a thing? This was like 20 years ago.
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Nikole 10 months ago
Which one was that from? It sounds like a reference to random dudes on the internet saying that an attractive, thin woman isn’t that great because, “she looks like she has pointy knees”. And then it became a phrase used against those guys. Is that still a thing? This was like 20 years ago.
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