50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Limp Dickzquit

Originally from the Catskills.

You can't get mad if it's true.

David Bowie frightened a few underage girls.

He cheated, she yeeted.

Number 38 and there goes my coffee.

Now that's funny.

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Hello Fallout Shelter

In the dark, eyes closed, pray you don’t miss, or stub anything.

Dutch police

I love a good nerd reply (which probably explains why I'm married to Mr Auntriarch)

Never mind Americans, it's been centuries since Jesus was portrayed realistically in Europe. Unless there's a recent version of Christ Pantocrator that I haven't seen.

If you can take an officer's gun with a dino grabber, I think that officer should be in trouble.

🔔🫨

Watch for the spit.

And we’ve got another four years of this to look forward to

Trust the best.

I’ll be right back.

I will be calling beer "bread flavored soda" from now on.

Not a fan of public armpits either lil buddy

Liam Neeson is f**king brilliant.

The answer is uranium

That'll do, pig.

Franklin would laugh because he'd expect it. Adams would beat you to death with your own arms.

I’ll take two.

No kink shaming.

Get a second opinion.

All aboard the Fe-Line.

All newborns are ugly. Except mine. 😉

For sheer fear, think of baby birds leaving the nest for that first time - fly or die! Makes your first date feel pretty tame, eh, boys?

I’d increase their tip by 10%

I read that in David Attenborough’s voice.

Soup of the Day is the result of yesterday's 'Leftovers of the day'

that is a badass name, little guy

Self reproduction isn't totally unknown, but it only produces females. Maybe Jesus was trans?

I second this request.

Only on Fridays

Kneejerk reflex is to say "Bless you my child", wave your hands in a strange manner, and walk away slowly. Most people can't handle anything religious.

Wait till they hear about humans. They’ll wear anything just for the halibut.

Using your couch

Go to a Trade School

Attention hog.

No one is lying....some of us just know how to cook, and...ya know have standards.

The ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, Future, and- wait what who’s this

C’mon, alive is totally in there.

Oh god yes, Luigi is gonna become a martyr 🤣

My sister has more siblings than I do and that feels really weird to me

Darwin Award.

But now I have that tune stuck in my head.

Those mushrooms you ate ...

And now also controls the most powerful "news" organisation in the world, and can model his algorithm to show people stories he wants them to see. Some things aren't about money, but about power.

Dear penthouse forum...

Superbowl is coming up ?

Yeah! Those selfish bas^^^ds with their bags of clothes.

Oh...thought was due to the hairstyle

Be fair, they've probably just realised that a kid can stare at an adult but the adult has to look away. It's a power play.

Looks better in the second pic

Maybe don't bring a rescue dog into a situation that is full of strangers and completely unlike anything he's ever been used to.