99 Hilarious Tweets From Black Twitter That Might Crack You Up (New Pics)

The people ranting about DEI never pause to reflect why it was necessary in the first place.

They look happy; kid looks happy. What's the problem?

It will most certainly not be fine in four years.

Cry me a f*ckin river, lady.

Fight back with your vote. And remember when you do this whether human dignity for all or "rich people yacht money" aka the economy is more important to you.

Over 20 rural hospitals have closed because Musk and Trump needed to give billions to the ultra-wealthy and drive the country trillions of dollars deeper into debt. I feel sad for the rural areas that voted to harm themselves and their neighbors. (Not too sorry; they intentionally voted to harm people like me).

This parent understands the importance of childhood memories. She'll cherish this always.

I cannot bear to listen to his voice. It's an instant mute from me. I will not let his insanity taint the airwaves in my home, or reach my children's ears! He should be carted off to the asylum.

looks awesome, will k**l you with calories, but looks worth it

Why would he? He sent them there.

Oh, yes.

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When I did private practice in the US almost all of my clients had Medicaid. Didn't pay like private insurance did, but I had the best clients in the world.

I just took an appointment to discuss my mental health with my GP, as I've had way more anxiety attacks than usual lately.

"School sh‍o‍otings aren't enough, your children must be sacrificed in every way imaginable" - R.F. Kennedy Jr.

I lowkey wanna be on that flight.

My anti-Brexit British heart could have foretold this in your tea leaves, love.

Well I mean it is Oregon, and remember correctly Mary died of dysentery before we reached there on the trail

It's his M.O. Bleed a business dry while taking as much money as possible, file bankruptcy, debts discharged, move on to the next grift. Now he's just doing it with an entire country.

It is truly amazing that in every history book ever written about wars...the good guys always won 🤔

This resembles America. The rest of the world not so much. If only people would understand this, and fix America instead of thinking the whole world is self-destructing.

Why are main courses called entrées in the US? It doesn't make sense.

And here's the links to the full story☝🏻 (The hidden comment)

And 2nd civil war....

An FBI director who uses the government jet to go drinking in Milan, the Surgeon General who quit her residency 6 months before completion and is not a licensed physician, the health secretary who is antivaxx...the list of incompetence goes on and on.

As Bedford Council wrote in response to an ignorant comment about Ramadan allegedly having some kind of preference in the order in which it wished people a nice time at the moment: “Ramadan began on February 17. That is why we put our Ramadan message on social media yesterday. Lent began today, which is why our Lent message went on social media one day later. “The date of Lent is determined by the church calendar, rooted in the decisions of the Council of Nicaea (325 AD). The official start of Ramadan traditionally depends on the sighting of the new crescent moon. “Bedford Borough Council holds no authority over the Council of Nicaea and was not responsible for the creation of the moon 4.53 billion years ago.” This is one of my favourite things.

This was posted as a response: “I'm on my second of three kids learning to drive. Now, these kids have been in vehicles their whole life. They've seen how driving works. They know how it feels when a car starts, stops, and turns. They know what a stop sign and lights mean. And, before they actually drive, they pass a state mandated test that says they can start actually learning to drive. Two out of the three (3rd is only 13) have done the same things when driving. Hard on the gas, hard on the brake, hard and fast turns, etc. Why would that be? I mean They've all been in cars and have passed the written test. Why can't they just drive? Because until you're doing it, you don't know how to do it. Being behind the wheel feels different, and until you are, you dont know that it's different. Can they point out signs and other visual objects. 100% yes, but do they know how to navigate them? No. And, that is why parents may take general observations, but [say it’s different].”

Better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here

This There was a big push a few weeks back about not hating on the people that voted for Trump, that people needed to embrace them. No. You don't get to root for this, then go " oh but I didn't think it would effect me, just the other guy" and so I forgive you ? That " I am for it as long as I am good" attitude is still there.

I worked in a good canning factory. In morning we did major label, then middling label, then black and white label. Same food. The quality was bit less because we were tired by end of day so missed more things we should have removed.

Wish my American hockey players had the same standards.

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its racist to assume any minority in a high position got their bc of DEI

It's almost as if they've voted against their own self interest, just to *checks notes* "0wn the libs" Yeah, nobody legal wants your s**t job for s**t pay for seven days a week, gtf out of here.

the fact that there can be a 31 degree difference between neighboring areas proves that farenheit is stupid

I honestly think that all countries should take a step back and reconsider any relationship with America. At least for a few years, anyway.

Who the fúck carries three grand in cash?

He was pretty amazing

Syrup for soda dispensers?

I know I'm gonna get stupid answers, but if they're the majority of the people, why the current situation?

And why pay Bezos 4 times the price so he can source what you need from China and mark it up to you?

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I'm sorry to say that the Trump brand of white supremacy has spread to Australia and "One Nation" (a party with few policies other than blatant racism) is now the second most popular party in the country. I never thought this would happen here. It absolutely breaks my heart

You go for it, Forrest 😂

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to do what Romney did he when he lost, stay in leadership, be high profile, and rally the troops for the next election. She went MIA for weeks, and ticked off a lot of people.

"wide backs"??

No, they won't.

Imagine, just for a second, if it was a teen of colour at a white man's house...

Well, we have a vaccine, so...

So you're gonna wake up half way.....?

He had freedom of speech. And his former customers had the freedom to choose where to spend their money.

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it was down for less than a day and went back up. They removed hundreds of articles, modified them to fit the admins agenda, and put them back up.

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And? there are still a lot of Black Engineers there for the students to look up to. Black school kids werent looking up to Musk then. Its about the engineers to influence more black kids in STEM