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When we go to see a doctor, we can rest assured knowing that they are qualified to be treating illnesses, prescribing medicine and diagnosing diseases. They have completed at least a decade of education after high school and have endured rigorous training and testing to ensure that they know what they’re doing. 

When we log onto the internet, however, anyone with a keyboard and an opinion can feel free to spout whatever medical misinformation they like, so we should take everything we read online with a grain of salt. Thankfully, there is one page that’s dedicated to calling out irresponsible and inaccurate medical advice that’s shared online: the Bad Medical Takes Twitter account.

We’ve gathered some of the most ridiculous, hilarious and alarming posts Bad Medical Takes has shared down below, so you too can enjoy hearing all of the wacky ideas ignorant people felt the need to share online. Be sure to upvote the claims you wish were posted satirically, and then let us know in the comments what the worst medical advice you’ve ever received was. And then if you’re interested in another Bored Panda article featuring medical takes that are definitely not doctor approved, you can find our last story on the same Twitter account right here.

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Colin Timp
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So nobody's ever died in childbirth or from pregnancy complications? Nobody has ended their life from post-partum depression?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am an EMT we see it all the time, the worst part is that it is not a quick death. It is insulin rationing leading to chronic high blood sugar leading to kidney failure. It is years of suffering.

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Dale Williams
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a type 1 Diabetic, fortunately I live in the UK so my insulin prescription is free at point of issue, if I lived in the US I'd have died from Hyperglycaemia many, many years ago through no fault of my own as I just would not have been able to afford something that costs very little to manufacture. The greed in the US healthcare* system is absolutely mind boggling to someone used to the NHS and having never had to pay a single penny for a prescription in my life, nor any visits to hospital (or my GP) *LOL US and Healthcare do not go, it's more No care.

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Binary Sun
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my colleague ... another colleague who was her best friend found her dead in her home after she didn't show for work for days. She was a diabetic and had a bad "case" in her sleep and didn't wake up ... But yeah .. impossibru

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Ian Conelley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Worked in property management for years. I was always the one sent to deal with "wellness checks." This is what happened: Stage one of the "Affordable Care Act" kicked in, and many insurance companies took disgusting advantage of the fact they could suddenly deny coverage for many very basic medications. Lots of people unalived in a very short period of time from lack of basic meds, which suddenly had become unaffordable for them here in the us. Insulin is one of those basic meds.

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Tamra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This seems like less of a failure of the ACA, and more a failure of corporate/profit driven insurance companies.

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foxgirl158
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OH this one makes me mad. My sister is type one, and nearly went into a coma when she was diagnosed because we didn’t know she was diabetic and needed insulin.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, you can go into seizure and coma if your blood glucose gets too high, and can cause some nasty long term affects

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L.V
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone with diabetes pre 1921. But I guess googled is too hard

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Nathan Pogorzala
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but, think of the dividends! won't someone please think of the shareholder's dividends!!! Big time S/

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Steve
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He should get diabetes and NOT take his insulin to prove his point! That’ll show us!

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WoodChuckCouldChuck
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They inadvertently showed how an abortion could’ve kept one more idiot out of our oxygen.

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Lene
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty much every instance before 1921....and that's just for starters. 😏

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Phoenix Connor
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OddBiff is really gonna go there. They should look it up to see how many people die on average in a year from not being able to afford insulin/having no access to insulin/not receiving insulin

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EJN
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll bet a little research into death certificates could turn up a good number of cases. Of course, whether or not this idiot would accept that info as fact, who knows. I suspect brain-death syndrome in OddBiff.

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Brent Kaufman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which party is willing to let people die? "How" do they "Let" people die? Why can't they get insulin? How many victims of murder died, at the hands/gun of illegal immigrants with previous records, that were not tried and sentenced, or that were deported but returned?

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Tish Hankins
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm I wonder which Bradley Whitford??? The actor from West Wing, or the bassist for Aerosmith?

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Cath Homer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I keep hoping that people aren't this stupid. Then they talk...

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Emma Brown
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they could cure their diabetes by abstaining from processed foods? /s

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm Let me think… *proceeds to list the many people who have died because they couldn’t get insulin*

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Bad Alchemy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the stats for this question are readily available. No reason to be ignorant.

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Me, Myself, and I
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked with a brittle diabetic years ago, before insulin pumps. She got injections starting at 6 months old. If she was 10 mins late for work we'd call the sheriff to check on her. Always resulted in a trip to the hospital for her.

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Alkatraz
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can u imagine being related/friends with this person?! Ignorance at its finest

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Gwyn
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We need to educate Americans about basic health topics.

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RajunCajun
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's hard to educate Americans about basic topics. I am always running into people that never learned or at very least can't remember basic science and social studies.

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The Bad Medical Takes Twitter account initially launched in March 2020, which I can only assume came in response to all of the misinformation that was rapidly being spread about the COVID-19 virus. When the pandemic began, everyone on the internet suddenly turned into a medical professional, and with billions of desperate people around the world searching for hope and answers, false claims spread like wildfire.

But I can’t put all of the blame for bad medical advice running rampant online on the pandemic. The internet has been saturated with fake news long before 2020, so it only made sense for medical advice to make its way into the same category. But the difference between reading fake news about a politician and being told to shoot bleach into your veins is that the latter is extremely dangerous. So false medical claims deserve to be called out and shut down even more than your run-of-the-mill fake news.   

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You might be wondering how anyone in the world could possibly believe the claims shared on this list in the first place, and I’ll be honest, I’m wondering too. So to try to gain some insight on the topic, I consulted an article from Medical News Today exploring just how these false claims are perceived as credible information. And it turns out that there are certain factors that can cause a person to be more or less susceptible to believing medical misinformation.

One 2021 study found that people with a lower education level and individuals who have less knowledge of healthcare issues are more likely to believe inaccurate medical claims. Also, people who have a lack of trust in the healthcare system are more inclined to view alternative treatments positively and more likely to believe false medical claims. The study also found that participants who believed one false medical claim were likely to fall for even more as well, so perhaps they are just more gullible than the average person. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's only one person in this exchange who I wouldn't trust not to drool

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently a lot of politicians are under the same delusion when it comes to options in ectopic pregnancies.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm about to commit massive butchery to the extension of my central nervous system this afternoon.

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Lead author of the study, Dr. Laura D. Scherer of the University of Colorado School of Medicine shed some light on the value of this study’s findings. “Inaccurate information is a barrier to good healthcare because it can discourage people from taking preventive measures to head off illness and make them hesitant to seek care when they get sick,” she explained. “Identifying who is most susceptible to misinformation might lend considerable insight into how such information spreads and provide us with new avenues for intervention.”

One of the most notable factors contributing to the spread of medical misinformation online is distrust in the healthcare system, and it might be becoming worse and worse over time. One survey reported that between 2017 and 2018, there was a 20% drop in the amount of trust the American public holds in their healthcare system. And globally, there was a 4% decrease in citizens’ trust in their healthcare systems. When people don’t trust the professionals, they start seeking outside, unverified information, which is likely informed by their own views and biases.      

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“We have witnessed a concerning shift over the last several decades where policy decisions seem to be driven by ideology and politics instead of facts and evidence,” American Medical Association president Dr. Patrice A. Harris said during a national address. “The result is a growing mistrust in American institutions — in science — and in the counsel of leading experts who dedicate their lives to the pursuit of evidence and reason.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is everyone talking about salts and nobody mentions the bacteria and viruses in ocean water

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If other people being alive was such a problem for you, it was a mistake to have kept you alive 🤷

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Another factor that might be exacerbating the issue of false medical claims online is the appetite that social media platforms have for fake news. While social media can be great a tool for sharing news and awareness of social issues, it can also be extremely hard to fact check what is being spread, and the more outlandish a claim is, the faster it will be circulated. In fact, one 2021 study from the NYU School of Global Health found that people who were primarily or exclusively using social media to track pandemic-related information were less likely to be practicing the most up-to-date public health safety practices. And another study from GoodRx found that being exposed to false medical claims online can negatively affect a patient’s health literacy. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve had the exact same incredulous facial expression for five whole minutes now, and this list isn’t getting any less stupid.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank goodness my broken leg is just a deception made up by dairy farmers!! Silly me thought I actually needed this cast. *circular saw starts up* /s

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Inaccurate medical information being circulated online is not only relating to COVID-19 and the vaccines being used to prevent it. Users might find misinformation about anything from smoking and drug use to claims about other vaccines, like the HPV vaccine, causing various health issues. Thankfully, many users don’t actually trust the claims they see, as only 6% of people said they trust information about COVID on social media sites in one survey, but it is still concerning how rapidly these claims spread. In fact, medical misinformation sometimes makes it to 87% of users’ feeds on social media sites. Even if only 5% of these people believe the claims, that could lead to devastating consequences. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. I'll get the flu vax in the other arm from the cov booster just to annoy Nathan in particular.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So all that time scientists spent working out blood types and they could have just broken it into male and female blood? Thankyou random person on the internet!

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So what are public health agencies supposed to do to limit the spread of false claims online? Is it their responsibility to monitor social media? Well, it’s a delicate issue. “Social media can also be volatile: false information, sometimes maliciously created, spreads rapidly,” the Frontiers in Public Health authors wrote. “Thus, measures to counter misinformation and disinformation on social media channels during an emergency are necessary. Given that government censorship can deeply aggravate already existing mistrust, measures other than content removal is needed, as the public shares and reacts positively to factual information, especially if posted by public health agencies.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my God, this person deserves to be locked in a cage with two male primates and rubbed with estrogen, just to see what kind of offspring they would produce.

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In 2021, US Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy issued an advisory on medical misinformation, calling for actual healthcare professionals to use their own social media platforms to cut through the false claims and spread truth online. He also asked that healthcare agencies partner with trusted community members like church leaders and clinicians to make sure that the public hears accurate information from people they trust. He also noted that this issue cannot be solved overnight. Combatting medical misinformation online will be a long-term effort, so hopefully, over time, the public’s health literacy will be increased. And false claims online will become a thing of the past.  

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, no, you're thinking of one of those substandard mannequins for drawing references.

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If you're not in the medical field, I hope you are getting a kick out of these ridiculous claims, and if you are a healthcare professional, I just want to apologize on behalf of the general public. I promise we don't all think this way. Keep upvoting the posts that you find most hilarious and facepalm-worthy, and then let us know in the comments what the worst medical take you've ever heard was. And if you're interested in laughing at even more horrible medical advice, don't forget to check out our last article on the same topic right here.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Extract from Wikipedia : Hexagonal water, also known as gel water, structured water, cluster water, H3O2 or H3O2 is a term used in a marketing scam that claims the ability to create a certain configuration of water that is better for the body. The term "hexagonal water" refers to a cluster of water molecules forming a hexagonal shape that supposedly enhances nutrient absorption, removes metabolic wastes, and enhances cellular communication, among other things. The scam takes advantage of the consumer's limited knowledge of chemistry, physics, and physiology. Gel water is referenced in the version of the hoax in which plants or animal fascia are said to create or contain a "fourth phase" of water with an extra hydrogen and an extra oxygen, despite the simple reality that this compound is neither water, nor stable—in other words it doesn't exist in any practical sense

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