When it feels like the world is against you, a few things can make it somewhat better. A bucket of choco chip ice cream is one, binge watching Community with your therapy dog is another. But the most potent antidote known to man is a bittersweet one, and it’s knowing that someone is having a day even more vile than you are.
Whether it’s a spilled coffee or “as luck would have it” moment, get ready for a barely legal therapy list down below as compiled by Bored Panda. Be sure to check out our previous posts with bad, worse, and 100% evil days here, here, and here and don’t forget to let us know how your day is going so far in the comment section.
Even if there’s no skip button for those 24-hour hell on earth benders, at least we can all have a laugh at them.
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I Am An Asian That Finally Used The Iris Recognition Technology On His Phone
I hope you seek justice. That product software needs to go all the way back to the drawing board!!
Door Was Jammed Form Inside So Phoned A Guy To Repair It. He Managed To Open It, Left His Tools Outside, Came Inside And Shut The Door. Now We're Both Stuck
Previously, Bored Panda reached out to Vasia Toxavidi, a counselor and accredited member of the British Association for Counselling and Psychotherapy (BACP), to find out about ways of dealing with mishaps and developing psychological resilience.
According to Vasia, even the smallest mishaps like “throwing our morning coffee on us or even getting a text or an email we don’t like can affect the rest of our day.” A typical reaction is “Oh, great start to the day!” but according to the counselor, the negative bias can directly affect the course of events.
Scientists say that the reason we are all wired for ‘negatively biased’ thinking is because negative events and emotions have a greater impact in our brains than the positive ones. Even the smallest things that generate negative reactions can snowball into the forecast for the rest of the day, or even the week.
I Spilled 50,000 2mm Glass Beads On The Ground And I Now Have To Sort Them By Hand
When The Tiger Shark You're Photographing Swims Off With Your Camera Rig
According to Vasia, we end up creating a self-fulfilling prophecy because we look at the world through lenses triggered by anger, fear, or the expectation that something will go wrong. And in that sense, the reality is only how we perceive it.
So as humans, we tend to not only forecast things to go badly because of otherwise meaningless mishaps, we tend to fixate on virtually any negative moments. Whether it’s recalling insults better than praise, reacting more strongly to negative stimuli than to positive, thinking about negative things more frequently than positive, it all contributes to our behavior.
Just Lost Thousands Of Dollars Worth Of Product At Work. Most Likely Getting Fired
UPDATE: It's bell pepper, about $250 a kilo and we lost 20 kilos in total. What happened was I was discharging the product inside the container and I thought I was completely done because none was coming out. I undo all of the screws, lift it up, and a shit ton poor's out. It turned out that the valve closed due to the vibration of the pump motor and there was a lot of leftover. No one will see it, hopefully. Most of the employees only use Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.
UPDATE: I didn't get fired! But I do have to go back to that order and make another 20 kilos which will be a long day. They were really understanding and forgave me for my mistake. Thank god I didn't lose my job!
Are We There Yet?
Yesterday
My Boss Didn't Realize That There Was An Envelope Of Cash On Her Desk Before Using The Shredder
My Mom Accidentally Printed Her Divorce Papers On Stickers
This bias toward the negative leads you to pay much more attention to the bad things that happen, making them seem much more important than they really are.
It is thought that the negative bias comes from our ancestors who’d pay attention to bad, dangerous, and negative threats in the world. It was literally a matter of life and death. Those who were more attuned to danger had higher chances of survival.
Oh No
Someone Accidentally Set Off The Fire Suppression System In A Military Hanger
I Just Found Out This Isn’t Me. My Parents Never Took Out The Stock Photo And It’s Been There For Like Ten Years
I Got This Bread From Whole Foods. More Like Hole Foods
Went Camping, Set A New Bug Bite Record
But that doesn’t mean that we cannot escape the negative bias trap. On the contrary, once you are aware this is how your brain works, you can make a conscious effort to stop it.
For example, a great start is cutting down on negative self-talk, which we all secretly are into. Instead of fixating on your past mistakes, consider what you have learned and ways to apply your newly acquired knowledge. In this way, you approach the same situation from a positive outlook.
My 12 Year Old, Allergic To Nearly Everything
OMG, I have had this test and it is awful. What is worse is mine was done on my back so I couldn’t reach around and scratch and I too am allergic to an insane amount of stuff.
Good Morning
You Ever Mess Up Burgers So Bad That Even Your Grill Is Surprised?
Don’t Leave Your Kayak Out In The Sun
My Multi-Million Dollar Health Care Company Said They Were Getting Us A Present For Being Essential Workers. We Got A Baggie Of Masks
I know one hospital gave their essential workers a banana as a thank you gift. https://au.sports.yahoo.com/hospital-mocked-for-strange-gift-for-frontline-workers-091103282.html
Secondly, make sure you catch yourself drifting into negativity. At this moment, you may want to go for a walk, do other things that make you happy, and listen to your favorite song. In this way, newly established patterns will not let you fixate on negative emotions.
When Your Cabinet Decides It’s Time To Break Lose And Come Crashing Down The Day You Install Your Brand New Glass Top Stove
Prepared Cinnamon Toast Crunch In The Dark. It Was Cheez-Its
So Much For Changing The Battery
Oh, no...that's a black widow and her nest, isn't it? How does one get rid of something like that?
You would need bulletproof insurance on your car and a very large flame thrower :D
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Put spider and egg sack into jar. Deliver to nearest university. Go home, sit down, and start screaming into a pillow until you feel better. We get them in our area, and an old pickle jar works nicely, in tandem with a square of balsa wood, while wearing thick leather gloves. Yes, I've done this. Move slowly. Make sure there's no shadow falling over the spider. ....AND USE FREEZE SPRAY (flash-freezes) ON IT BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE!
Hah, if it was me, the nearest university could come pick it up themselves, car included...I'll be vacationing somewhere cold and spider less until they do... Peace
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Dang it. Name her Natasha Romanoff and get the heck outta there
Just make sure the bill for payments are being sent to her now. Its not longer your car.
Just get a large cup and scoop her and her egg sac in and stick her in a far corner of the garden! I've removed black widows like this, and it's no problem. Just wear a pair of work gloves while doing so. She's a spider, not a hippo. Let her go eat bugs and do her spidery thing.
They're pretty shy, honestly. You can pick them up if you're very gentle. They actually kill a lot of pests, like mosquitoes. I wouldn't kill it. Just relocate it
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Unless you're allergic, they won't kill, but the bites hurt! A nurse in Arizona once told me the most common location for black widow bites ... is the backside! They nest under patio furniture, and get annoyed when people sit down!
What is all this crap about burning the car? Just ... take some device providing a safe distance to her, put she in some enclosure, the nest, too, and then just throw them out? I know, they biting you makes the day even worse than seeing her, but this is by no means a reason to abort her pregnancy ... where's prolife in the rare cases someone might actually benefit from them?
I get them too around me out door bins. They have never been aggressive as long as you don't go annoying them.
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I was presented with this same exact scene when opening my sewing machine. Fortunately for me I had an empty pickle jar in my kitchen and was able to maneuver both the spider and the egg sack into the jar without incident to either myself or the arachnids. The local nature museum said they'd be happy for the addition and to bring it around the next day. The next morning I picked up the jar to find mama surrounded by dozens of itty bitty babies. The museum got a bonus, and I sidestepped having to bug bomb my entire house by ONE day. I still shudder to think what I might have walked into if I had decided to wait another week to start that sewing project.
That's actually a North American spider (black widow). Australian would be a redback - which is marked differently
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They are less aggressive than the brown widow is what I heard. Just scoop her out with a couple envelopes , She's not in the way of the clamps anyway ,
It's an australian red back spider, venomous but won't kill you unless you're a child, maybe. Plenty of anti-venom around for it.
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you are gonna have a whole generation of spiders who won't let you change the battery
Wait till the egg hatches and all her little spider babies are safe .......THEN
She can have the car... no way I’m taking it from a widow. Especially THAT widow
It was super kind of her to be out in the open and so clearly marked. I'd say you owe her some insects (or even small rodents) as a token of your appreciation
Yeah, that car is totaled now. Nothing you can do. Write it off and have it towed to the junkyard.
I would leave anyone who has just had her wicked way with her husband and then eaten him strictly alone!!!!!!!
I love how everyone is saying move it away. The thing with spider, is they really like where they love. So if you move them, they will just release their web to cling onto it, and be back later on ... Read and you’ll see .
Remove her and sack, carefully so she doesn’t die, and you don’t either!
Wow, that's a big one and one big egg sac - don't want to let them hatch right. Maybe call the dept. of agriculture; I had a spider in my bananas and they came and got it - turned out to be a huntsman spider.
Do you mean the battery was changed ?When? Spiders are rather quick making nests..all the same..Is this in US or Australia as we have a few species of Redback Spiders like this that also make nests in dark places..thye bite but the poison usually does not kill..everyone anyhow!
A red back spider, can be deadly in Australia if you are allergic to their bite. A vaccine is available.
looks like an Australian Red Back Spider to me! But, then I'm Australian!
just ignore her - you'll be fine. But you do need a new battery cable - and probably a new battery as well
Nope nope NOPE I would die. I'm terrified of spiders. Throw the whole car away. Set it on fire. Move to another state. Rock back and fourth in a corner....
They're not hard to catch or kill. Just remember that they like hard surfaces and their webs are "messy".
I *HATE* spiders. I was bitten by one of these when I was 5 yrs old. Black Widows are very distinctive. Their webs are so "all over the place" (no structure), their eggs are huge white ones and of course, the red hourglass on their abdomens.
Oh, she's got her egg sac! No worries, the poor dear will die soon and her babies disperse.
You're about to become a Grandparent too? Congratulations (x100's)!
this is why I love boredpanda...you see a mythic creatures in the very real situation...I would s*it my pants if I had to deal with it in the flesh but I think it is right to remove it with some equipment to a very, very very very distant location and go away with my nightmare :)
They are not too aggressive. They wont bite if they don't feel squished. If it was I, I would just charge the battery around it. If it's presence made me too uncomfortable, I would remove it. If I had time, I'd just eave the car in the sun. She'll go away on her own. The whole car would be to hot for her nest.
I saw 'black widow' and my brain immediately started to hear Vincent Price "And here, my prize, the Black Widow. Isn't she lovely and so deadly ? Her kiss is 16 times as venomous as that of the rattlesnake. It causes intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in breathing, violent convulsions and finally, er, death." etc (from memory, so may not be word for word)
Use a bucket with a lid, drive or somewhere, dump it in a forest, bam done
So that's where the symbol for the Marvel character came from. I had no clue.
The last time I had to relocate a black widow, I used a long stick to kinda twirl her up with her web, then quickly jogged to a new spot and left the stick. I don't know if they can get snagged in their own webs tho...
Single moms have it hard enough already before getting separated from home and a hundred kids
torch the entire vehicle......because nope nope nope. ( I wouldn't even be able to take a photo of it )
Get a Howitzer and from a safe distance fire into the car. Fire often to make sure. You won't have a car anymore but no spider either.
step 1. grab a chainmail glove that protects from the bites of a shark step 2. grab spider step 3. ya....YEET
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me: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH 9-1-1 SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEE *smashes entire car* spider: *whistles cheerfully
If that was my car it would very quickly turn into a pile of ashes
Spray it with some super strong hairspray before contemplating next move. Have been bitten by one and it gave new meaning to pain.
I just wanna know who the wiener with no sense of humor is that came and down voted all of us saying to burn the car.
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True story - I once tried to spray-flame a spidernest with a lynx can + lighter. The nest immediately broke and hundreds of the things spewed forth. It was the stuff of nightmares. Never again.
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Yeah, thanks for spreading false information. They aren't famous for their venom. They're known for the pain. Go to the doctors office, get the bite checked out, and, of course, call an exterminator.
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When You Come Home And Your House Doesn’t Smell Like Pot Roast
Oh nooo, I would have been devastated. I have done similar but instead of the slow cooker, I forgot to turn the oven on.
In a previous interview with Vasia Toxavidi, a counselor and accredited member of the British Association for Counselling and Psychotherapy (BACP), we found out that psychological resilience is also key in dealing with negativity.
“Although there has been a debate whether resilience, mental and emotional, is innate or something that can be developed, for me, it’s an innate condition that all humans have but needs to be developed and modeled well for it to come to the surface," she explained.
“All humans are wired for survival, so resilience must be an innate trait for everyone for this to happen, but if it’s never developed, then it may not come out as a trait for someone."
Just Set Up New Monitor, Chair Slipped Under Me And I Hit The Desk, And Monitor Fell And Broke. Happy Friday
Long Story Short, I Saw A Cockroach
No Explanation Needed
Dropped My Full Can Of Tuna In The Drain
Someone In Australia Was Tying Their Shoe When A Fire Bombing Plane Had To Drop Their Load Due To Turbulence
She added that humor can help us reframe problems that we would otherwise interpret as "overwhelming and damaging." Not only that. Toxavidi told Bored Panda that humor can loosen you up, energize your thinking, help you take hardships less seriously, and manage disappointment better.
"Another important key to resilience is to be part of a community and have external support from family, friends and others. As humans, we’re social animals so without having a strong sense of belonging, we cannot thrive or be resilient," she concluded.
We Spent Two Hours Walking To A Famous Cave Expecting It To Go Underground And Everything. This Is The Cave
2020 In One Picture
I would say that is the result of an extremely disgruntled employee or an earthquake.
Didn't Realize One Of My Glove Fingers Broke Until I Was Done Dyeing My Hair
I Found Out Someone Cut Through The Convertible Top Of My Unlocked Car, Then It Rained Inside. I Was Let Go From My Job An Hour Later For Some Extra Spice
My Friend Forgot To Check His Underwear Before Putting It On
I Do Calligraphy. I Misplaced The Circled In Character, Which Is Part Of A 300 Word Scroll That I Almost Finished After 5 Days Of Work, 200 Characters In
My Tenancy Ends Tomorrow After 2 Years In This Flat. Today, While Cleaning And Getting Everything Ready To Move Out, I Hit The Oven's Door And Broke The Glass
After Losing 1/3rd Of My Weight, I Finally Didn't Feel Too Fat Anymore. The Toilet Disagreed
I Got This Question Wrong
Is this a test? If so, then your teachers should check the paper themselves and not rely on AI.
Gas Station Toilet Paper About The Width Of An iPod Shuffle
Last Week, I Asked A Local Bookstore To Add The "Local Author" Section. They Did. Everybody Made The Shelf But Me
A while ago, I published a kid's book and talked the local book store into their first EVER book signing. Many other authors followed since then <...>
So I Found Out That My Shoes Have A Hole In Them. At The Urinal At Work
So, How's Your Day Going?
My Bathroom Cabinet Gave Up On Life At 5 Am This Morning And Nearly Gave Me A Heart Attack
Lamborghini Huracan Flooded Due To Rain In São Paulo. It Was Not Insured
Why, why, why would you have such an expensive car and not have insurance. That is just stupid.
My Mom Is A Beekeeper, And She Accidentally Spilt 10kgs Of Honey On The Floor
When You Are From Arizona And Think 70 Degrees On The Beach In Cali Doesnt Require Sunscreen
Often people who get burnt on cloudy days etc are not actually wind burnt as some suggest. It can be a cool day and you can still get sunburnt so always best to check the UV rating for the day and if you are in the elements all day then it is always best to protect yourself.
My Mom wanted to Surprise Me With A Delivery Of My Favorite Pizza & Ice Cream From Ohio To LA For My Birthday. UPS Lost The Package For 2 Days And Delivered On The 3rd - Refused Refund
She packed it in a cooler on ice & shipped via UPS for $350+ so it could be delivered next day during my birthday party.
My Girlfriend Opened Her Jewelry Making Box Upside Down
Put the lid back on and flip it, most of the stuff will end up in the correct place and you will only have to sort some of it out.
The Worst Pain Imaginable
Graduating Today
After Chugging Down Half My Water Bottle That I Keep By My Bed, I Felt Something Solid Enter My Mouth, Which I Immediately Spat Back Into The Bottle
I went to the sink and poured it out - it was a cockroach. I now am gargling mouthwash non-stop. It’s friggin 6 am on a Monday.
*shudders for the fourth time today and its only 8:42am* Also yay bc I thought I was the only one who keeps a bottle of water next to my bed when I sleep.
So, Got My Shiny New Tablet On Monday - Delivered With Care From FedEx
Don't get your loved ones' ashes shipped by FedEx or UPS... It is rather traumatic.
There Are 5 Cats At My House. This Is Not One Of Them
If someone doesn't comment "This is not a cat" I will be so disappointed.
Girlfriend Spent 2 Years On This, Only To Discover One Piece Missing
Ladies And Gentlemen. A Great Welcome
In Three Days, My Phone's Mic Stopped Working, My Headphones Broke And My Laptop Died
Paid Extra For This “Window” Seat
It Was 0530, I Didn't Know Whether To Laugh Or To Cry
Colleague Definitely Drew The Short Straw On Email Naming Conventions
For anyone who doesn’t know, shart is when you go to fart but you end up shitting yourself.
My Smoke Detector Is Leaking Balsamic Vinegar. Because The Landlords Baby Knocked Over A Huge Bottle Of The Stuff, And It Poured Into The Vent System
So now we have balsamic vinegar dripping out of everything.
My Wife Has Has Been On Hold For Nearly 4 Hours Trying To Get Through To Her Insurance Company, Has Yet To Speak To An Representative
I had something similar but they had a option to email them and they call you back when someone is available. I got a call back. . . 2 weeks later, long after I had sorted out my issue.
My College Labs Have Been Canceled Until Further Notice. And I Was Not Included On The Mass Text. No Wonder There’s No One Here
110+ Mph Derecho Winds Impale House With A Lawn Chair, Iowa 8/10
Went Hiking For The First Time In A While. My Hiking Boots Are Just As Out Of Shape As I Am
If those are vasques they will replace. My mom had a pair in perfect shape she rarely wore. Tried them on and in a few steps walked out of the soles. They messed up the midsole and it disintegrated. They sent her a new pair.
It’s So Windy In Saskatchewan, Canada Today My Neighbor's Grass Almost Blew Away
Gravity Wins. But I Live To Trip Another Day
Someone's Date Did Not Go According To Plan
I Got A Splinter On My Finger From Scratching My Beard
In Arizona It's Illegal To Cut Down A Saguaro Cactus. Last Night This Precious 15-Foot Piece Of Protected Wildlife Destroyed My Roof
Found This Outside. Someone's Day Will Be Ruined
Friend Got Me A Cake For My “Going Away Party”. Guess Where I’m Going
Purchased A New Bed With A Free Adjustable Frame. I Didn't Know It Came With Bed Bugs. Thanks, Mattress Firm
My Dad Before And After He Noticed He Was Caught By A Black Box
What does that mean please don't call me stupid I just don't know what it means
Bought My First Home From An Estate Sale. Previous Owners Stole The Toilet After Final Walkthrough
Spending $6,000 Because Some Idiot Who Built This House Cheaped Out And Used PVC For Part Of The Water Main
Have to get a whole new water main installed, also facing a $1,000+ water bill due to wasted water
I got a bill like that once because my water was leaking in my back yard for weeks. I rent and the whole yard is nothing but fire ant hill and sand spurs so I never go in the back for anything. The water company notified me that my water consumption was off the charts. They forgave the entire bill which is good because at the time I was on worker's comp and nearly destitute.
Not As Bad As The Guy Who Traveled To See The Golden Gate Bridge, But This Is My Wife And I At The Highest Point On Skyline Drive, Overlooking The Majestic Shenandoah Valley
It’s majestic indeed! I can imagine at least...at least you two look majestic!
So My Brother Made A "Prank" And Did This. We Don't Have A Key
That’s a job for bolt cutters, two spanners, a bobby pin or a screwdriver. Still may damage the glasses though.
Acquired Myself A Third Knee After A Wasp Sting
Well, Today I Had My Tooth Removed. But Get This It Was The Wrong Tooth. Just My Luck
Saved Up Enough Money To Order A Nintendo Switch From Walmart+ And The Box Arrived Empty
Turns Out There Was Still Pressure In The Line
Was Moving Into My Univeristy Accommodation Today And When I Opened The Door Apparently Someone Already Moved Into My Room
Explanation: Nope, the room is in my name. All the doors were unlocked when the tenancy first started and so the person that I share a Jack&Jill bathroom with took the liberty to unload their s**t into my room instead of theirs.
Candle Left In The Car During A Heatwave. Exploded When I Picked It Up
Dropped This After Buying Today. Put It All Back In, Stood On A Pin, Dropped It Again
I Got This As My Fortune Few Days After I Got Diagnosed With Alopecia Areata (Bald Spots)
Marathon Runner Ran 26.3 Miles To Spell Out “Boston Strog” In Her Fitness App
Went To Hang A Shelf And Hit A Water Line Instead Of A Stud
It’s So Hot In Australia, Our Outdoor Lights Melted
20 Assignments Due In 2 Days Because I Thought School Started On The 17th, Not The 7th
Bloody hell, what year are you in to get soooo many assignments in less than 10 school days.
I Prepaid For A Years’ Worth Of Car Washes To Save A Few Bucks
I Just Spent Over An Hour In Traffic On My Way To Work. Only Then I Looked Down
Ramen: Microwave For 4 Minutes On High Power. Follow Me For More Great Recipes
Ordered A 12$ Salad
Our Dog Peed Down The Entire Hallway Today
I F****d Up
Spilled Bleach On My New Black Pants
Turned 26 Today, Contact Fell Out While Walking Into Work, Tried To Rub My Eye To Help The Irritation While Looking Down, And Walked Into A Brick Wall. Happy Birthday To Me
Brought My Headphones For A 14 Hour Drive And Forgot My Phone Doesn’t Have A Headphone Jack. Thanks, Apple
My Sister Unplugged My 3D Printer With Only A Few Layers Left On This 20 Hour Print
Wonderful Sight To Come Home To After A Month Away
Got Up This Morning And Went To Have A Shower
Cut Myself Shaving This Morning And Must Have Opened It Back Up
The Dinner My Husband Was Cooking For 3 Hours
Please Ensure All Vehicles Are Removed From The Parking Lot For Paving. - Management
Weather Patterns Don't Care What Kind Of Car You Drive
Replace the glass and find an artist who can paint something cool with the dings.
Some Escalator Technician Had Their Day Completely Ruined
This picture made me anxious, but only because the dog is on the actual escalator itself. Many dogs have been killed and injured on escalators! The best way to prevent that is by picking em' up.
Quarantine Has Been Rough On My Hair
I Turned The Wrong Stove Burner On And Exploded My Made From Scratch Pumpkin Pie
Pulled Up Next To A Truck At The Store, And Well
Well This Is An Awkward Situation
I'm just super-curious to learn what "european style" means in this context
PS5 Gets Delivered Today And I Just Happen To Break My Thumb
My Friend Writes "Apparently I Bought A Brining Bag Instead Of A Baking Bag"
Waited 5 Hours In Line For My Drivers Test, Got To The Front Only To Tell Me That They’ve Reached The Maximum Amount Of Tests For The Day - 16
My Toothbrush
just put something to stop it falling in like a thing on top of drains on the streets btw this is from england
Great Hangover
Even Though There Were Parking Spots Closer To My Apartment, Not Under A Tree, I Chose To Park Further Away And Let Someone Else Get A Better Spot
My Fiancé Ordered Lingerie, Website Said Discrete Packaging. Still Live With My Dad
I know this is a bit different but my dad and I have the same initials and when I was living at home a letter arrived. My dad opened it cos there was no Mr, Miss or anything except our first initial and our last name. Turned out it was a letter from my GP telling me I was due for a pap smear lol.
I Poured Beef Broth Into The Crook Pot As The Last Ingredient For My Homemade Chili And Out Came Mold
The Roomba Ran Over Our Dog's Poop
Bad News About That Custom Mask Of My Own Face That I Ordered. I’ve Made A Huge Mistake
My Lush Bath Bomb Just Makes It Look Like A Tub Filled With Pee
Our Shower Door Silently Self-Destructed While We Slept
At least it tried not to disturb you. It's uncommon for showers to have manners these days.
Got Something In My Eye Seconds Before My Interview. Enjoyed Crying Out Of One Eye During The Interview
Well, Damn
Life Sure Has A Sick Sense Of Humor
Went Out On A Boat Without Sunscreen Today And Now I Have What I Am Calling “The Bib Of Pain”
Got A Covid Test Today. The Line Was So Long I Was Able To Watch Avengers Infinity War And Some Of Endgame (Over 3-Hour Wait)
I’m A Tattoo Artist, The Last Tattoo I Did Was The Number 13 On A Client's Ankle. The Next Day I Broke Both Of My Ankles
*shudders the 5th time at 8:48am* That's really scary
My Brand New Smart TV Just Arrived
Keys Stolen From My Lunch Bag, Picked My Own Ignition
Built A Brand New House And The Day Of Final Inspection Come To Find Its Infested With Mold
I Have 4 Exams In The Next 2 Weeks. I Have To Buy A Replacement Online As Shops Don't Have It. Soonest I Can Receive One For Shipping Is 15 Days From Now
Cost Of Sugar In Rural Alaska. The 10# Bag Of Flour Next To It Is $32
Do you want me to mail you some sugar and flour? Because I will do it. 📫📦📩📪
Apparently, Single-Use Chopsticks Can Break Metal
Spent 10 Minutes Looking For The Drip Tray For The Forman Grill, After I Turned It On
Somebody Forgot To Close The Door Of Their Truck Last Night
Spent 12 Hours Making "Cinnamon Swirl" Sourdough Bread
Just don't tell anybody and call it cinnamon secret sour dough bread.
Wanted To Save Money By Repairing The Microwave Myself It Slipped My Hands While Unmounting It And Broke The Glass Top
Got Eloped This Weekend Then Went Out To A Fancy Restaurant To Celebrate. We Asked Our Waiter To Take A Picture Of Us And This Was The Only One He Got
Wife Attempted To Organize/Clean Out The Bathroom Closet. She Put One Of The Baskets Too Close To The Edge
Great Start To My Day. Enjoy
Too Much Pain
Obviously Scatterbrained Today, I Put A Laundry Detergent Pod In The Dishwasher
This happened when my dad put in too much CLR. we now call our dishwasher Claire Lorraine (last name to be decided).
I Spilled Boiling Ramen On My Hand, I Tried To Fight The Pain And Hold Onto The Bowl, I Lost That Fight. It Was My Last Packet. Burnt Hand, Broken Bowl, No Ramen For Lunch
Ouch! I made packaged pho for lunch once, I warmed up the water for two minutes, and after that, I put a towel on my hand. Damn that stupid towel. Didn't do it's job so I burned my finger bad.
What Could Go Wrong With Having A Bird Advisor
I Ordered A Happy Sad Octopus, Both Sides Came Sad
The Husband Used My Favorite Knife As A Garden Tool
One of my favorite knives came from a discount/salvage store for $1. I have used it for over 10 years and everyone that uses it threatens to steal it. If someone broke it or used in inappropriately the fight would be on... even though I own some other VERY expensive knives.
Oof
Why throw them out? That is wasteful, sell them, give them away, donate them or recycle them.
My Brother Left His Phone On My Mom's Car. This Is The Result After He Found It On The Freeway The Next Day
Accidentally Texting Your Religious Aunt Instead Of Your Boyfriend
I tried to text my dad about being hungry, mispelled it as hongry, & autocorrect thought I meant horny...
Dammit
oh boy, that happened to me too. was able to remove the part that stuck with a tiny little saw. but then we realized my spare key wasn't programmed to start the car 🙈
Been Saving For A 4k TV For Months. Finally Could Afford One Today. Turned It On
I Ordered A Sandwich On Uber Eats And Got This, Suck For The Person That Ordered This
I was delivered a large order from Uber but there was no name of the restaurant that it came from anywhere or even a receipt to advise them of their mistake. Ended up giving to a friend that was struggling.
I’m A UPS Driver. This Was How My Truck Looked On The First Stop Of The Day. It’s Not Even Our Peak Season Yet
All I Wanted Was A Glass Of Wine After A Hard Day. Now I Have To Clean What Looks Like A Murder Scene
Really Wanted Pizza, Fell Asleep
I Forgot To Take The Old Coffee Pod Out Of The Coffee Maker Before Making Cup Noodles
Breaking News: Local Idiot Spills Spaghetti On Her Bed
You're not an idiot, i've had honey and melted chocolate on mine ;w;
My Sister Was Putting On Her Make Up In Front Of A Window And The Mirror She Was Using Burnt S Hole In Her Screen
The sticker residue is also a bit annoying. Do not leave reflective and glass surfaces near windows with lots of sunlight!
Opened Up A New Package Of Butter While Making Dinner And All Of Them Had Mold
Perks Of Having Red Hair: Free Cancer
I Fell, Cup Stuck The Landing But Broke Underneath
I spilled an entire cup of yummy coffee the other day just by setting it down on the wrong spot of the table. So sad.
Ran Out Of Gas On A Highway. A Fine Lad Stopped And Gave My An Empty Canister. There Is No Gas Stop In Sight. It's Gonna Be A Long Day
My Cooked Just Done Ready To Eat Macaroni
My Candle Had An Accident On My New Carpet
"I Almost Burnt My House"
I downvoted your comment... it's just getting worst MUUUAHAHAHAHAHA (Just kidding, upvoted)
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Love and sympathies to all of you!! This post has made my day/week/month. Maybe even the whole of 2021. Laugh out loud funny and helps bring some perspective to a miserable 18 months, courtesy of Covid! Thank you!!
None of them posted these here. They're months and sometimes years old ripped off from posts on Reddit mostly. So none of them are going to see your comment.
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I ordered my new smartphone.. after a week , the day they should deliver it , I received an email, the phone was out of stock .. I receive a refund, order it from Amazon.. another week of wait.. yesterday the courier rang the door bell and shout "I leave here your parcel!!!" And run away..I couldn't check the box with his presence and say something. The box is smashed..the phone screen is in thousand pieces! I closed the box and sent back at postal office within 30 minutes.. i don't know if it's my destiny saying "don't buy this model!change!"
Sad about others misfortunes but it gave me something to do in work.
Next time you have a s****y day go through this post and you won't feel so bad anymore. A lot of this I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
a guy i knew in my choir class got his first phone when he turned 17 on his birthday, he saw the case and tried to open it too fast..... it got thrown outta the box and broke too bad for him to use it before it was even used
and i thought the smoke alarms going off at 10:50 PM for no reason (no fire, these don't check for carbon monoxide, the battery was fine...) was bad. also smoke alarms don't work well. it woke me up, but my first reaction wasn't "we're on fire", it was "what is that dreadful noise... who cares i'm going back to sleep" and it didn't even wake my mother somehow. my alarm clock does better, it went off and i thought the house was on fire.
Yesterday spilled an entire paint gallon donated to a project I am working on as I was loading it in my car... all over all my tools trunk parking lot pretty dress my whole life. Also got judged by the mean girls version of a nine year old student... I felt every one of these post so hard
I downvoted your comment... it's just getting worst MUUUAHAHAHAHAHA (Just kidding, upvoted)
Load More Replies... Love and sympathies to all of you!! This post has made my day/week/month. Maybe even the whole of 2021. Laugh out loud funny and helps bring some perspective to a miserable 18 months, courtesy of Covid! Thank you!!
None of them posted these here. They're months and sometimes years old ripped off from posts on Reddit mostly. So none of them are going to see your comment.
Load More Replies... I ordered my new smartphone.. after a week , the day they should deliver it , I received an email, the phone was out of stock .. I receive a refund, order it from Amazon.. another week of wait.. yesterday the courier rang the door bell and shout "I leave here your parcel!!!" And run away..I couldn't check the box with his presence and say something. The box is smashed..the phone screen is in thousand pieces! I closed the box and sent back at postal office within 30 minutes.. i don't know if it's my destiny saying "don't buy this model!change!"
Sad about others misfortunes but it gave me something to do in work.
Next time you have a s****y day go through this post and you won't feel so bad anymore. A lot of this I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
a guy i knew in my choir class got his first phone when he turned 17 on his birthday, he saw the case and tried to open it too fast..... it got thrown outta the box and broke too bad for him to use it before it was even used
and i thought the smoke alarms going off at 10:50 PM for no reason (no fire, these don't check for carbon monoxide, the battery was fine...) was bad. also smoke alarms don't work well. it woke me up, but my first reaction wasn't "we're on fire", it was "what is that dreadful noise... who cares i'm going back to sleep" and it didn't even wake my mother somehow. my alarm clock does better, it went off and i thought the house was on fire.
Yesterday spilled an entire paint gallon donated to a project I am working on as I was loading it in my car... all over all my tools trunk parking lot pretty dress my whole life. Also got judged by the mean girls version of a nine year old student... I felt every one of these post so hard
