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Mobile phones have made it easier than ever to communicate with friends, family and even strangers. Stats show that around 958 million text messages are sent every hour worldwide, which relates to 8.4 trillion a year. In the days of writing letters, we took more time to think things through. And we had lots more time to read our messages before they ended up in the postbox. But in the age of instant gratification, and impulsiveness, the chances of our own cringe landing in someone else's hands are far higher.
If you’ve never regretted hitting “send”, consider yourself lucky. One study found that the average adult makes around 84 silly blunders a year, or more than one a week. The number one faux pas on the list was sending a text to the wrong person.
But there are many other ways to stuff up with a dialing device in your hand. And to prove that point, we have compiled a hilarious list of awkward and embarrassing “text fails” that might make even the most ditzy person blush. If you need something to make yourself feel better about your own mistakes, keep scrolling! And don't forget to upvote your favorites.
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#1
Cars
WindySwede 1 year ago
"No, but you do you" could also been a answer...? 😏
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SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago
I have a confession: I'm not actually SheamusFanFrom1987, I'm a Transformer. Every so often, I transform into a 1996 Toyota Chaser XP XD
Sven Horlemann 1 year ago
I absolutely love this. I might be German, but - hear me out - I am not a car, either.
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
I'm one part party, one part machine, I'm a party machine...(jk, that's just the lyric that first came to my head)
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#2
Takin' A Bath
Anne Jones 1 year ago
Long about a Saturday night, yeah Rub dub, just relaxin' in the tub Thinkin' everything was alright
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Debbie 1 year ago
But looking at the posters' (eh now I'm doubting.. posters with aposthrophe right?) grammar, punctiation, use of capitals and quotes... I don't think it's a match.
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The Mediterranean Fruit 1 year ago (edited)
Auto correct? Speech to text error? Non native English speaker?
PFD 1 year ago
All possible but eggcorns like this are very common. Some have even replaced the original idioms (kitty corner and currying favour being my favourite examples).
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Sheena Leversedge Wood 1 year ago
your faith was strong but you needed proof. you saw her bathing on the roof. her beauty and the moonlight overthrew ya.
#3
That Was Cold
Jac Carr 1 year ago
As a woman, no it wasn't; it's on a par with those weird third person faux groveling messages people send. Just be a normal human
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any rei 1 year ago
Sadly necessary though. We all know what happens if you try to be nice. You need to be careful and draw hard and clear lines
Load More Replies... Scientists say we’re likely to have our first brush with embarrassment between the ages of 15 months and two years old. Or at least to be able to identify the feeling of being embarrassed. And unfortunately, it’s downhill after that. Whether we’re left red-faced from a clumsy fall in front of strangers, or forgetting a close friend’s birthday, there are bound to be a whole bunch of awkward and cringeworthy moments throughout our lives.
Mobile phones haven’t made it easier. One U.K. survey of 2,000 adults found that younger generations are most likely to encounter misunderstandings, or to make mistakes on text messages or emails. More than half of those polled recently had previously sent a message to the wrong person. Among the most embarrassing things they said they’ve done were sending a kiss to their manager, arranging lunch with the wrong friend, or sending a “cheeky” message to an in-law instead of a partner.
#4
Absolute Unit
#5
Whoops
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 1 year ago (edited)
When autocorrect rats on your deepest desires...
#6
You Want A Truck?
55% of respondents said they needed to follow up their text or email blunder with further communication to clarify what they’d meant. The main culprits when it came to miscommunication over text were a misinterpretation of intent, a lack of tone or emotion, a lack of context or background info, ambiguous language or jargon, and the overuse of abbreviations.
#7
Well, That Went From 0 To 100
V 1 year ago
And there are white people who live and were born in Nigeria. Making them drumroll please... Nigerian (by nationality)
CD Mills 1 year ago
It's funny how that works, huh? I still get surprised by people's surprise that melanin-light folks can be born in melanin-heavy places; they are still FROM that place. It works the other way too. But we shouldn't tell them today, I think one new thing a day is the limit for them.
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Cooking Panda 1 year ago
Dear Pete, I'm a Nigerian princess and I need your help getting my money out of the country, for which I will share it with you.
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 1 year ago
Dumb as a dumbbell and anger management issues from hell, Pete sure sounds like a catch!
WindySwede 1 year ago
For Pete: "Don't go chasing waterfalls" https://youtu.be/8WEtxJ4-sh4?t=118
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 1 year ago
You're a better person than me! I absolutely want Pete and people like him to go and chase waterfalls, the higher and rockier at the bottom the better 😈
Load More Replies... Erika Rasmussen 1 year ago
if the person actually lived in Nigeria this would be extremely rude and racist; don't judge books by its cover.
weatherwitch 1 year ago
Well at least his true colours shone through quickly, immediately responds with calling her a lying skank..... Block, block, block 🚩
#8
Did It Hurt?
#9
Face Ride?
Those surveyed also shared some super cringe examples of how voice-to-text messaging had left them wanting to crawl into a hole and hide. “I was trying to ask (my) manager what ice cream flavor to get for the coffee morning and it autocorrected and asked her what flavor orgasm. It was awkward and embarrassing,” revealed one participant. While another added, “I said 'you look great today' and it said ‘you gained weight today.'"
#10
It's Great That My Parents Still Love Each Other After 30 Years, But I Wish My Mom Knew How Group Messaging Works
#11
Kings Don't Feel Shame
winterwidow87 1 year ago
Calling yourself a king after that pathetic display only adds to the cringe.
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
King?! B***h please, you couldn't even hack it as a royal stable boy.
#12
Seems Like Someone Wasn't Her Type
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
I'm wondering if Camryn's parents once got busy in the back of an old Toyota, about 20 years before that screenshot was taken.
Pandemonium 1 year ago
You could ask her brother Corolla and see what he thinks
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Ali H M Salehuddin 1 year ago
Could be sent from a new phone. History of the previous conversations is not available.
Hmmm hmmmm 1 year ago
Seems a bit unlikely that Camryn pretended to have a phone number which another Camryn then got , not exactly a common name
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Happy_Pandalover 1 year ago (edited)
I think Cole got the right number after all. She either pretended she wasn't her in 2019 or someone else replied. And in 2020 they were put in a group project together and she probably deleted everything or got a new phone.
“We all love the speed and convenience of digital communication methods,” said Wendy Swash, COO of Moneypenny. “However, our survey shows the increased margin of error from texting rather than talking, and highlights the fact that we lose an important emotional understanding that comes with speaking to someone, and we can’t detect the same subtle nuances that come from a conversation.” Swash added that they’d urge people to pick up the phone when it comes to anything urgent, sensitive or complex.
#13
"I Thought I Was Blocked"
Karina 1 year ago
Spreading poison is not ok just because it dosnt hurt the reciever. Spreading poison hurts your intentions. It hurts your integrity and it hurts your pride. Want better for your self, then you become someone who knows how to do better for others ❤️
Tams21 1 year ago
If you're not hurting anyone then I really don't see the problem. Letting out a bit of frustration can really be a good thing.
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#14
I Accidentally Texted My 14-Year-Old Stepson Instead Of My Wife. K*ll Me Now
Glix Drap 1 year ago
Asking for a friend - how do you shave your balls safely? Hopefully a cut throat razor is not involved.
ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 year ago
So wait, are you gonna shave your friend's balls or will your friend shave yours? No matter the direction though, there's a lot of trust involved, kudos to you.
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Show thyself 1 year ago
Just delete the text, so that poor son don't have to see it any longer
Parmeisan 1 year ago
Pretty sure when you delete a text, it only deletes it for you. The other person will still see it.
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#15
I Forgot My Friend Was Going To Say Goodbye To Her Grandfather Today
ZuriLovesYou 1 year ago (edited)
This is why my mom says to be grateful. Because you never know what someone else is going through.
WinterLady 1 year ago
Others going through something worse than what you are going through does not make your pain any less legit
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"Often enough, during that brief moment of reviewing my message, I will notice an error in what I have said, or to whom I am saying it. Without lifting my finger, I can then slide it over to the side, which resets the send button and prevents the message from being sent, allowing me to correct it before it gets away from me.”
#16
You Won't Believe The "Wrong Number" Text I Got This Morning
CultOfBambi 1 year ago
Is it 'normal' to be nekkid and still be wearing a backwards baseball cap? (The first chap) Or does he just have really weird hair?
#17
If You Have A Spouse And Still Message Other People Telling Them They're Cute, I'll Rat You Out Every Time
TribbleThinking 1 year ago
Yes! Nomination for Messaging Hero Award! Together, we can vanquish the creeps!
🩶🩷Marvin HoG🩷🩶 1 year ago
Just curious, are you thinking about tribbles? Or are tribbles thinking? If the tribbles are thinking what are they thinking about? How best to annoy Klingons? How much grain is too much? Is this ship big enough for my 57,000 offspring or will we need to upgrade to a space station?
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#18
My Friend Meant To Text Me, But He Texted The Girl He Had Just Gone On A Date With Instead
setsuriseikou 1 year ago
How can anyone be freckly not in a cute way? Freckles are cute by definition!
While technology has made it easier to stuff up nowadays, it’s also made it easier to prevent embarrassing blunders. Nowadays, there are some apps you can use to avoid sending the wrong message. They delay everything you send. So that you can buy some time and hopefully realize the error in your ways.
#19
Sheesh, Just Say No
ZuriLovesYou 1 year ago
Or you could have the decency and respect to call it off yourself. Just a thought.
StumblingThroughLife 1 year ago
Just say no thanks (even though it can be awful a % of the time, when you say it, sadly).
#20
My GF Texting Her Friend
David Morgan 1 year ago
How can you be barely book smart but also have a good education, but also have your texting riddled with typos and poor grammar?
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago
Because in different writing media people put in different amounts of effort, levels of slang and grammar. It also relates to a generatioal thing as proper grammar, punctuation and spelling are more formal and not something you would text with for a friend... and some people just type really fast. And i only noticed one typo when rereading it
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Broad Panda 1 year ago
I interpreted that as her recognising her privilege.
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Silly Kids, Always Adding People On Facebook
Lesbitarian Lady 1 year ago (edited)
Recruiter displaying their lack professionalism by not using the correct grammar and punctuation. US Army at it's best? Great example to potential recruit. Become a Marine instead
If you don’t have access to those apps, or you don’t want them on your phone, there is another way to avoid that cringe message from getting to the recipient’s phone. But you have to be super fast. If the penny drops as you hit send, and you suddenly realize you’ve been an idiot, try this:
Turn your phone to “Airplane Mode” as quickly as possible. It’ll cut the connection. And during that time, you can delete the message before turning your phone back to normal mode. This might or might not work, depending on how nimble your fingers are.
#22
Oops
XenoMurph 1 year ago (edited)
Pictures, messages, memories, could you really not even imagine that ?
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#23
That Image Describes Pain, Suffering, Loss, And Despair. All In That Last Text
Nikole 1 year ago
As someone who went to a friend’s apartment to watch Scott Pilgrim with what was supposed to be other people… Showing up and it just being him was incredibly awkward to say the least. Nothing wrong with bringing friends.
StumblingThroughLife 1 year ago
It depends if it's at a restaurant, and you expect the person who invited you to pay for your mates, too.
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My Dad Forgot My Birthday, Again, And This Text Exchange Hurts To Look At
Jasmijn 1 year ago
My birthday was on Saturday. My dad remembered, but got me a card with a big 30 on the front. It was actually my 34th birthday. He said no, you were born in 1994. My younger brother pipes up with “no, that was me, and you were at my 30th birthday party, dad.” Though to his credit, it’s the first time my dad has gotten the day of my birthday correct.
Nea 1 year ago
Since my childhood, my father has been telling others and me that I am at least 5-6 years less than my actual age. I dont think he calculates in his mind, I am just too young to be 35 for him.
Load More Replies... Kelley Baltierra 1 year ago
Shouldn't have said anything. Just wait til the day after your birthday and say 'hey, why didn't you at least say happy birthday yesterday?' then he'll feel really guilty
At the end of the day, prevention is better than cure. Our advice would be to read through your messages carefully, double-check you’ve put the correct recipient in. And, don’t text when drunk. Have you sent an embarrassing message to the wrong person? Have you sent a message to the right person and immediately regretted it? Have you received a text that you wish you never had? Let us know all about it in the comments.
#25
Yep
StumblingThroughLife 1 year ago (edited)
When you change already established words to mean something else, and it trends, these oopses will happen. I hope her/his brother recovered.
#26
Oh
StarCrossedFriday 1 year ago
But it’s not just Family Guy - surely everybody knows that the bird is the word!
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#27
My Ex Girlfriend, Ladies And Gentlemen
winterwidow87 1 year ago (edited)
This excuse has probably been around since phone messages were invented.
#28
This Guy Asking The Real Questions
cj be like 1 year ago
if we're talking about NATIONAL relations, some are definitely better than others :(
Megan Johnson 1 year ago
This is the only way I could show interest in this as well. It's a valid try.
Steve Robert 1 year ago
If I had a girlfriend from a different country, does that count as international relations?
FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
Pretty sure that the relations need to happen internationally as well as your partner being from a different country, in order for it to fully count...
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Inner Monologue As Tinder Opener
David Morgan 1 year ago
People, this "role-play" nonsense needs to stop. It's not funny, and it's not cute. Keep shutting people like this down unless they are willing to talk to you like an adult. If you want to be self-deprecating, go for it, but stop writing like you are a movie script complete with stage directions.
ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 year ago
- David said, throwing his arms in the air in sheer disbelief.
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#30
Hate It When That Happens
Kelley Baltierra 1 year ago
So because you sent a drunk text at 1 am, you wanna blame a homeless person 🙄
#31
I Don't Know, Grandma
Ali H M Salehuddin 1 year ago (edited)
Dear Google. I am sorry to bother you. I hope you can help me. And your earliest response is highly appreciated. I want to know how to clean poo stains from a rug. Thanks in advance.
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
To be fair, I'm only 42 but my daughter laughed when she saw my ChatGPT history because I kept saying "please" in my requests!
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Damned_Cat 1 year ago
My mom used to think that Google was just a bunch of people that researched and answered questions. She would say, "go on the computer and ask them if they know where to buy (whatever thing)"
#32
Apparently You’re Supposed To Obsessively Check Tinder Every Second Of Your Life
#33
They Were Made For Each Other. All The Right Signals
General Anaesthesia 1 year ago
"The ceremony was so-so, but the reception was incredible", - comment on original Reddit post.
Donkey boi 1 year ago
I went to a really bad wedding on the moon! The atmosphere was terrible!
#34
Yikes
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
Green's response was the last previous message in that particular chat, tho? 🤔
#35
My Dumb Phone And Idiot Thumbs Are Texting Underage Teens Again
Vvee Work 1 year ago
There is obviously a considerable amount of space between 15 16 and 18 19......classic excuse "ooopsies my thumbs did that accidentally" sick fk
Angela C 1 year ago
On a numeric keypad it's not out of the realm of possibility for one of those to be typed wrong since 5 is above 8 and 6 is above 9... But the odds of both being accidentally typed wrong are pretty damn slim. Also most people aren't switching to numeric keypad every time they type numbers
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It's Like The Text Form Of The Good Ol' "Oh, Didnt See You There"
#37
Autocorrect Wanted To Get You Nakey
Angela C 1 year ago
Even if I was down to do the cyber do I ain't getting "nakey" for anyone who uses the word "nakey". Like are you an adult or a toddler?
Parmeisan 1 year ago
Maybe it really was a typo (and they said autocorrect for some reason) and they meant naked? Like yes it's rather forward but at least they're not talking like a toddler if that's what happened
Load More Replies... David Morgan 1 year ago
This woman was VERY unreasonable. He "wanted to get you a pet snake" and autocorrect TOTALLY ruined it.
#38
Got A Text From Her After The Date
ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 year ago
IKR? Why not talk about something that truly matters - goats, for example?
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FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
Wow, whether the censored word is d-icks or d-rugs, neither should be continually talked about, especially on a first date.
#39
My Bad
Kise Miarse 1 year ago (edited)
My eyes may just roll all the way out of my head after reading this one.
Space Invader 1 year ago
My eyes rolled so far I gave myself a brain exam...
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#40
I Also Hate When My "Friends" Are Idiots
Mother of Giants 1 year ago
Sure are a lot of 'friends' responding to texts on other people's phones....
#41
Men Will Dehumanize And Berate You For The Entirety Of Your Relationship Together, Then Text You Like This For The Next 5 Years
Karen Krause 1 year ago
Actually, yes, yes I have. I accidentally picked some up one time thinking it was a nutbutter, but it's a nice change on bread with coffee or tea. Cookie butter is a food paste made primarily from speculoos cookie crumbs, fat, flour, and sugar. The ingredients are mixed until it becomes spreadable on a sandwich. In countries like Belgium, the Netherlands, and France, it is a common alternative to nut butter and chocolate spreads. Wikipedia
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#42
What
#43
Sure, My Ex Totally Didn't Mean To Send Me A Selfie With Her Marriage Certificate
#44
I Wonder If He Will Take Me To Court
Happy_Pandalover 1 year ago (edited)
To the people saying she took advantage of him: It's just 8,3 and noone forced him to pay the whole bill. Or maybe he even offered to invite her beforehand. I doubt anyone would meet up with someone just to get a free drink. After the date she probably realized it didn't match and she was super polite about it imo. This happens. Next time (if i were him) just tell the girl, you want to split the bill instead. Or if you go on a date don't expect anything from the girl just because you paid for her drink. She doesn't owe him anything.
David Morgan 1 year ago
Well, we don't know the circumstances here. A big disparity like that can be the sign of someone taking advantage of someone else paying, or it can be a sign that that is what they want and are used to having. It's something to discuss if it becomes a habit. Nevertheless, when you go on a date you pay for the privilege of having company - if the date goes well and you connect, great. If it doesn't, well that's just how it goes. You aren't paying in order to get something back - hire a sex worker instead, then the relationship is clear.
winterwidow87 1 year ago (edited)
According to Google £8,30 equals 10,68 dollars or 10,03 euros.
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weatherwitch 1 year ago
He's a twat but also wtf was she drinking to cost £8.30 for ONÉ drink??
#45
Smooth As Sandpaper
#46
Do People Really Think Who Responds Last, Wins?
The Darkest Timeline 1 year ago
Yes, they do believe that just as people who get into arguments on the internet think if someone doesn’t respond to them then they win the argument
#47
My Roommate Tried To Get An IKEA Delivery To Our Apartment. After Barely Speaking To The Delivery Guys, She Got This Message Today
The Other Guest 1 year ago
Yup, that would get screenshotted & submitted in a customer complaint.
Libstak 1 year ago
Yeh, he used that line to give her a false sense of security, it's manipulative and shows how dangerous he actually is.
Load More Replies... Huddo's sister 1 year ago
I hope church teaches them this is not what Jesus meant by 'love thy neighbour'
mandy the capibara 1 year ago
In a way that is worse. As in: he is even aware of the fact that itvis highly unprofessional to violate someone's contact info for private use
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#48
I Was Sleeping?
Tom Hutcherson 1 year ago
That goes right next to "No, Senator, I don't recall."
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Coworker Talking To Me About Temporarily Not Having A Car, I Tried Being Optimistic And He Drastically Changed The Subject
#50
That Hurt Me
#51
A Conversation I Had With My Cousin A Little While Ago Before A Family Dinner
#52
I Didn't Mean To Say Hi
David Morgan 1 year ago
Yes, by now she does want you to leave. These 'clever' intros are just cowardice - trying to leave yourself an excuse to leave if the other person doesn't respond favourably. No-body is fooled, and it just makes you look insincere. Either say hello and mean it, or shut up.
#53
My Bfs Creepy Dad
Was at my boyfriend’s house earlier and his dad always creeps me out. He must have gotten my number from my boyfriend. This was so awkward I didn’t want to reply back, so I just left it. Told my boyfriend, and he’s all like yup, sounds like him.
David Morgan 1 year ago
If your boyfriend did not immediately confront his Dad over this horrendous b******t, dump him immediately. That is some seriously disrespectful behaviour and it's only going to get worse.
zovjraar me 1 year ago
i met my husband's dad once, when we were dating and i was around 16. he literally looked me up and down and licked his lips. my husband (boyfriend at the time) nearly punched him. he didn't want me to meet his dad, and at that moment, i knew why.
#54
My Girlfriend's Family Visited For Thanksgiving. Her Dad Asked Her For Our Inappropriate WiFi Password While We Were Both Stuck At Work
Carla Campbell 1 year ago
My husband's password was f***69it. A repairman came out, was shocked, and said "You can't do that."
Montanavanna 1 year ago
When I set up my venmo I put a 69 in the handle because I thought it was the password I was setting. Didn't even realize it til we sold our play structure to a stranger. When I checked my handle to give it to the very nice folks I told them first, "I swear I am am adult human woman and not a 13 year old boy". They were good sports about it. Changed it shortly after that.
#55
My Ex's Mom. I Met Her Once For About An Hour Over 4 Years Ago, Haven't Talked To Him Or Her Since
Amy Smith 1 year ago
I had a "friend" once who unfriended me on the Faceache - took me about 2 weeks to notice, after she sent me a friend request. When I asked her about it, considering we were texting anyway she claimed her niece had her phone and accidentally deleted me. Her niece was 11, had her own phone that was permanently attached to her hand and had her own account. We fell out a few weeks later and haven't spoken since when I laughed and asked if I looked like I was born yesterday
#56
Uber Eats Driver
David Morgan 1 year ago
"Don't message me again, stranger, it makes me afraid". "Sorry, also do you have a boyfriend?" Wow. You totally understood and respected that request. Reported.
i love hawaiian margarita pizz 1 year ago
for this specific reason, those robotaxis are necessary.
#57
It's A Nice .38, Honestly Though
#58
The Machine Probably Wasn’t Working
#60
Like, Seriously
#62
This Happened To My Coworker
#63
My Mom Has Some Interesting Conversations
#64
Accidentally Told My Boss To "Come Grab My Meat" Instead Of My Wife
#65
Dasher Hits On My Girlfriend After He Delivers Food. He Had His Son With Him In The Car Too
#67
One Of My Friends Recently Got Tinder
winterwidow87 1 year ago (edited)
He meant he can hug her up from the inside out with his hot cüm?
#68
My Contribution To The Family Group Chat This Morning
#69
Coworker "Accidentally" Typed And Sent
Yellow dot 1 year ago
This is the second I've seen that apologizes for sending a text, in the same text that they are apologizing for.
#72
My Buddy Texts Me This A Week After Our Reunion And I Am Dumbfounded
Apparently, I got super drunk and made up some convincing story about how my mother was a farmer (she wasn’t). My buddy texts me a week later to ask about his corn crops.
#73
Verbal Matricide
LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 year ago
Sure, but maybe in person and not via text message?
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Same, Then It Was An Accident
#75
Every Time I’m Looking To Do Business With Someone I Start Off With "Hi Beautiful", Then It’s Clearly Understood I’m All Business
#76
Movie Date Ended With Her Getting Back Together With Her Ex
#77
Don't Open It
#78
One Of My Own From A Few Years Ago. Had A Huge Crush On This Guy And Wanted To Start A Conversation So This Is How I Did It
#82
This Guy Was A Goldmine, I Have So Many Screenshots Of Him Flaunting His Wealth
#83
Throwback To When A Random Girl From Middle School Messaged Me This "Idea" She And Her Boyfriend Came Up With
winterwidow87 1 year ago (edited)
FFS just have an open marriage if the thought of only having sêx with one person is that scary to you. Monogamy isn't the only option, do what works for you.
David Morgan 1 year ago
Honestly, if you keep adding the word 'honestly' to sentences where people assume you are already telling the truth, you sound less honest.
#86
Boss Just Sent Me A Sexually Explicit Text Twice. Shouldn't Make Things Awkward I'm Sure
#87
Actual Text My Coworker Received From A Member Of His Staff Explaining Why He Was An Hour Late
#90
Went On One Date With This Guy Over 2 Years Ago
#91
Guy Flaunts His Bank Account In An Attempt To Woo This Lady
David Morgan 1 year ago
I think she already is. You have way too little money to act like such a tool.
#92
A Girl Apologizes About Sending Me Nudes Before Actually Sending The Nudes
Kalikima 1 year ago
Yes, but you also have time to cancel sending the pic too. If she had time to send multiple messages, she had time to cancel the pic.
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Random Girl From My Town, Haven't Spoken To Her Once In My Entire Life
Lydia Koncsics 1 year ago
it looks like a facebook messaging so her profile was probably attached to the conversation
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#95
Sure "Feel" For It
David Morgan 1 year ago (edited)
Coward. Just say you're sorry the other person doesn't feel the same. Be a damn adult.
#96
Auto Correct Really Did Me Dirty On This One
#98
Sure, Buddy
David Morgan 1 year ago
If you want to make a YT vid of a pitiful brag and someone not giving you the attention you so desperately want, go for it.
#99
A Guy Flirts And Fights With My Auto-Reply
Joshua Russell 1 year ago
Like a critter fighting with a mirror, probably best to just leave him to it...
#100
Seen Far Worse Pickup Lines, This One Is Just A Little Strange
#101
I Started Talking To Someone On Tinder, Gave Her My Number To Text Instead Then I Made The Mistake Of Typing
Agat 1 year ago
I don't understand this one. What is bad about the magicka comment? That's cute.
David Morgan 1 year ago
If you have the same sense of humour, then it's cute. If you don't, it's a bit lame. Worth trying just to stand out in the other person's mind.
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I Accidentally Texted A Member Of My Staff Instead Of My Friend
#103
My High School Boyfriend’s Wife Just Sent Me This. We’re 35 Now
I have my high school ex blocked on everything. He’s continued to contact me for years using different mediums - instagram, twitter, LinkedIn, etc. If he can find me on a new site I eventually get a message.
I woke up this morning to this message from his wife. Who he had a baby with last year, from what I’ve been told.
I broke up with this man when I was 20 years old, I am 35 now. This is bonkers.
Yellow dot 1 year ago (edited)
Uh-uh. There is no way the wife sent this. "Will you have an affair with my husband!?"
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winterwidow87 1 year ago
I wanted to message you but i didn't want to talk to you but i actually did. That was my friend anyways.
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FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
That excuse doesn't even make any sense, considering what his first message says.
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oblong mongoose (they/them) 1 year ago
oh noooooh they forgot to censor their name in the "screenshot" thingy! the world will END!
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Gina Price 1 year ago
The space they're parked in for grocery pickup at the store.
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
After looking it up I now know it means okay, but the phrase 'you bet/betcha' already existed o I don't know why it needed to be shortened.
Load More Replies... i love hawaiian margarita pizz 1 year ago
im very much concerned that she casually threw in such a racist word.
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Diolla 1 year ago
Nothing shows immaturity better than becoming agressive/ verbally abusive after someone not wanting to date/ have sex with you.
Roxy222uk 1 year ago
This is why women give out fake phone numbers rather than saying that they aren't interested.
Load More Replies... Limey 1 year ago (edited)
This entire post makes me glad I limit my social media to BP. Ugh. (and I bugged out halfway through)
Roxy222uk 1 year ago
Makes me so glad I was dating in the late 80s and early 90s
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Diolla 1 year ago
Nothing shows immaturity better than becoming agressive/ verbally abusive after someone not wanting to date/ have sex with you.
Roxy222uk 1 year ago
This is why women give out fake phone numbers rather than saying that they aren't interested.
Load More Replies... Limey 1 year ago (edited)
This entire post makes me glad I limit my social media to BP. Ugh. (and I bugged out halfway through)
Roxy222uk 1 year ago
Makes me so glad I was dating in the late 80s and early 90s
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