Phones these days should come with a warning, 'Don't drink and text.' Many of us have been there, a few drinks down, high on life but the bar has closed, and you want to continue the party, consequently ending up with a pile of drunk texts and a feeling of shame.
Suddenly your ex, or that girl in the office you have been mildly flirting with and exchanging funny texts with, seems like just the person who would love to join you for one last drink. Tongue out, one eye open, the other squinting with concentration while you jab awkwardly at the screen with your index finger, you marvel at the poetry of a funny drunk text you are capable of when the inhibitions of basic social decency are gone.
If you are lucky, there is no reply to your text message fail, and you fall asleep, to awake the next day with nothing but a hangover and a tinge of embarrassment when you realize what you wrote. Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of these people and others that didn't get quite as lucky. Scroll down to check the funny text messages below!
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You Were So Drunk Last Night
Officer In The Uk Sends A Text To A Man He Gave A Ride Home To When He Was Drunk. Even The Police Are Classy Gentlemen Over There
Hagrid!!
Mom Is Happy
Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text
Drunk Text
"He tried to pee in a chow mein and is chatting to himself", that's gold :D
Dating An Idiot
Apparently I Tried To Log In To My Online Banking When I Was Drunk
Best Friend And A Drunk Me Text
Remind Me Never To Go On Carousell When I'm Drunk And High Ever Again
Liquid Clearly Did Something To Be Last Night. Sorry Boohoo Customer Service
I Love Alcohol
Dealing With Problems Like
I have had to do this before with my ex. On more than one occasion
I Was Trying To Drunk Text My Gf Last Night But Sent It To My Boss Instead
Going Through My Messages After A Night Of Drinking
Most People Drunk Text Their Ex Or Someone They Fancy.... Not Me.... What The Actual Fuck Was Going Through My Drunken Mind
May Or May Not Be Drunk At This Moment In Time
Got So Drunk Last Night I Thought I Was Texting My Friend For A Ride, But I Was Just Texting Myself For The Whole Time
I Was Rudely Awaken From My Sleep By Drunk Text Messages From The Undergrad I Supervise In My Lab... Let's Just Say Mario Cart Saved Her Ass
My Drunk Friend
These "Dude you were so drunk ..." texts are so 2010. I've seen them all in different platforms years ago, since almost each of them are fake, they don't feel so funny. Here comes my downvotes.
Came here to say this.
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And some people actually STILL talk that way...
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and here's mine, you whiney shit.
@L Jennings, Whoa, you sure are faul mouthed. Enjoy your old and not so funny post, and please, use protection and don't breed. Because I mean, people that come from a mum like you? Ew.
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Hey, you don´t know WHEN the messages´ve been sent, the post doesn´t tell!!!
Yeesssss, I haven't even read it yet but I love these things they're so funny!
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just liked putting your count back to zero ....
And I like putting it up to two! :)
Most of these are painfully obviously fake. You are better than this, Bored Panda.
WHO CARES??? They´re freaking hilarious and funny, you don´t seem to have any humor, what a pity....
These "Dude you were so drunk ..." texts are so 2010. I've seen them all in different platforms years ago, since almost each of them are fake, they don't feel so funny. Here comes my downvotes.
Came here to say this.
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And some people actually STILL talk that way...
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and here's mine, you whiney shit.
@L Jennings, Whoa, you sure are faul mouthed. Enjoy your old and not so funny post, and please, use protection and don't breed. Because I mean, people that come from a mum like you? Ew.
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
Hey, you don´t know WHEN the messages´ve been sent, the post doesn´t tell!!!
Yeesssss, I haven't even read it yet but I love these things they're so funny!
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
just liked putting your count back to zero ....
And I like putting it up to two! :)
Most of these are painfully obviously fake. You are better than this, Bored Panda.
WHO CARES??? They´re freaking hilarious and funny, you don´t seem to have any humor, what a pity....