Phones these days should come with a warning, 'Don't drink and text.' Many of us have been there, a few drinks down, high on life but the bar has closed, and you want to continue the party, consequently ending up with a pile of drunk texts and a feeling of shame.

Suddenly your ex, or that girl in the office you have been mildly flirting with and exchanging funny texts with, seems like just the person who would love to join you for one last drink. Tongue out, one eye open, the other squinting with concentration while you jab awkwardly at the screen with your index finger, you marvel at the poetry of a funny drunk text you are capable of when the inhibitions of basic social decency are gone.

If you are lucky, there is no reply to your text message fail, and you fall asleep, to awake the next day with nothing but a hangover and a tinge of embarrassment when you realize what you wrote. Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of these people and others that didn't get quite as lucky. Scroll down to check the funny text messages below!

#1

Oh Bro...

Oh Bro...

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S.
Community Member
3 years ago

They at least tried.

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#2

You Were So Drunk Last Night

You Were So Drunk Last Night

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Elise
Community Member
3 years ago

hahahahaha .. so the taxi come or not?

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#3

Officer In The Uk Sends A Text To A Man He Gave A Ride Home To When He Was Drunk. Even The Police Are Classy Gentlemen Over There

Officer In The Uk Sends A Text To A Man He Gave A Ride Home To When He Was Drunk. Even The Police Are Classy Gentlemen Over There

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

This 'Ploice' man is a 'noice' man...

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#4

I'm Drunk

I'm Drunk

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Community Member
3 years ago

Tip. Use auto-correct while drunk

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#5

Gurl U Got Da Wrong Number

Gurl U Got Da Wrong Number

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Black Dahlia
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3 years ago

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Racist as hell on both ends.

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#6

Hagrid!!

Hagrid!!

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Pamela24
Community Member
3 years ago

What a great guy! (The Hagrid)

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#7

Mom Is Happy

Mom Is Happy

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Jeremie Guerra
Community Member
3 years ago

"Me too" , best answer ever :)

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#8

How Drunk Was I Last Night?

How Drunk Was I Last Night?

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SJ_Panda_love
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahaha.. definitely the best one!

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#9

Drunk Jess

Drunk Jess

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S.
Community Member
3 years ago

Drunk Jess at least tried!

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#10

Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

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S.
Community Member
3 years ago

I do that sometimes... and I never was drunk. :'D

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#11

There's No Way In Hell I Was That Drunk

There's No Way In Hell I Was That Drunk

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S.
Community Member
3 years ago

What did their dad say, though?

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#12

Drunk Text

Drunk Text

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frederic eeckman
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3 years ago

"He tried to pee in a chow mein and is chatting to himself", that's gold :D

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#13

Dating An Idiot

Dating An Idiot

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Monia Monika
Community Member
3 years ago

It happend to me once.

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#14

Apparently I Tried To Log In To My Online Banking When I Was Drunk

Apparently I Tried To Log In To My Online Banking When I Was Drunk

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Elise
Community Member
3 years ago

if you successfully accessed your account, i don't know what are you already bought .. must be a drunk purchased online thing ..

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#15

Best Friend And A Drunk Me Text

Best Friend And A Drunk Me Text

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S.
Community Member
3 years ago

Holy mackeral, that opened my eyes.

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#16

FarmVille FTW

FarmVille FTW

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S.
Community Member
3 years ago

Someone has been getting too much Farmville requests on Facebook...

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#17

Just Got A Drunk Message From My Dad

Just Got A Drunk Message From My Dad

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S.
Community Member
3 years ago

Just give him a twinkie, little fluff.

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#18

Remind Me Never To Go On Carousell When I'm Drunk And High Ever Again

Remind Me Never To Go On Carousell When I'm Drunk And High Ever Again

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Elise
Community Member
3 years ago

" ding ding " sound .. did you really buy it? lmao

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#19

Liquid Clearly Did Something To Be Last Night. Sorry Boohoo Customer Service

Liquid Clearly Did Something To Be Last Night. Sorry Boohoo Customer Service

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S.
Community Member
3 years ago

Abul is a wonderful person!

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#20

How Not To Drunk Text Your Friends That Like Cats

How Not To Drunk Text Your Friends That Like Cats

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Elise
Community Member
3 years ago

drank the kittens?

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#21

An Obese Penguin

An Obese Penguin

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S.
Community Member
3 years ago

But ALL penguins are cute!

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#22

I Am The Batman

I Am The Batman

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Fsociety
Community Member
3 years ago

Nana na na Batman

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#23

Why Can't I Just Drunk Text Like Normal People?

Why Can't I Just Drunk Text Like Normal People?

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Elise
Community Member
3 years ago

Jaws' theme song?

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#24

I Love Alcohol

I Love Alcohol

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S.
Community Member
3 years ago

Me, but with food.

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#25

Dealing With Problems Like

Dealing With Problems Like

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James A. Smith Jr.
Community Member
3 years ago

I have had to do this before with my ex. On more than one occasion

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#26

I Was Trying To Drunk Text My Gf Last Night But Sent It To My Boss Instead

I Was Trying To Drunk Text My Gf Last Night But Sent It To My Boss Instead

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Elise
Community Member
3 years ago

haha cassanova .. how many his friend got some gals?

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#27

Best Drunk Text Of 2014 Goes To My Wife

Best Drunk Text Of 2014 Goes To My Wife

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

In Bikinibottom, this would have worked..

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#28

Going Through My Messages After A Night Of Drinking

Going Through My Messages After A Night Of Drinking

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S.
Community Member
3 years ago

"im just so alcohol"

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#29

Most People Drunk Text Their Ex Or Someone They Fancy.... Not Me.... What The Actual Fuck Was Going Through My Drunken Mind

Most People Drunk Text Their Ex Or Someone They Fancy.... Not Me.... What The Actual Fuck Was Going Through My Drunken Mind

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S.
Community Member
3 years ago

Sometimes, you gotta show love to staff at airports. I mean, they deserve love too.

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#30

May Or May Not Be Drunk At This Moment In Time

May Or May Not Be Drunk At This Moment In Time

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S.
Community Member
3 years ago

G L O W ST I C K

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#31

Friend So Drunk, Replied To Himself

Friend So Drunk, Replied To Himself

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S.
Community Member
3 years ago

Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?

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#32

Got So Drunk Last Night I Thought I Was Texting My Friend For A Ride, But I Was Just Texting Myself For The Whole Time

Got So Drunk Last Night I Thought I Was Texting My Friend For A Ride, But I Was Just Texting Myself For The Whole Time

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Elise
Community Member
3 years ago

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??

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#33

Smooth Move Drunk Me...

Smooth Move Drunk Me...

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Elise
Community Member
3 years ago

probably me

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#34

Crap

Crap

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S.
Community Member
3 years ago

Holy barnacles

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#35

This Unfortunate Soul

This Unfortunate Soul

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Elise
Community Member
3 years ago

oh nooo .. i hope s/he is not that much

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#36

I Was Rudely Awaken From My Sleep By Drunk Text Messages From The Undergrad I Supervise In My Lab... Let's Just Say Mario Cart Saved Her Ass

I Was Rudely Awaken From My Sleep By Drunk Text Messages From The Undergrad I Supervise In My Lab... Let's Just Say Mario Cart Saved Her Ass

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Black Dahlia
Community Member
3 years ago

I hope the person on the right isn't black.

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#37

My Drunk Friend

My Drunk Friend

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Isa TraBu
Community Member
3 years ago

it was almost a booty call.

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#38

Going To FBI

Going To FBI

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Elise
Community Member
3 years ago

i cannot brain what that dude is texted about 😂

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#39

Free Queso

Free Queso

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S.
Community Member
3 years ago

They wanted Queso, is that hard to understand?

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