Phones these days should come with a warning, 'Don't drink and text.' Many of us have been there, a few drinks down, high on life but the bar has closed, and you want to continue the party, consequently ending up with a pile of drunk texts and a feeling of shame.

Suddenly your ex, or that girl in the office you have been mildly flirting with and exchanging funny texts with, seems like just the person who would love to join you for one last drink. Tongue out, one eye open, the other squinting with concentration while you jab awkwardly at the screen with your index finger, you marvel at the poetry of a funny drunk text you are capable of when the inhibitions of basic social decency are gone.

If you are lucky, there is no reply to your text message fail, and you fall asleep, to awake the next day with nothing but a hangover and a tinge of embarrassment when you realize what you wrote. Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of these people and others that didn't get quite as lucky. Scroll down to check the funny text messages below!

#1

Oh Bro...

Oh Bro...

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S. 1 year ago

They at least tried.

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#2

You Were So Drunk Last Night

You Were So Drunk Last Night

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Lillian Chesak 1 year ago

... facepalm

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#3

Officer In The Uk Sends A Text To A Man He Gave A Ride Home To When He Was Drunk. Even The Police Are Classy Gentlemen Over There

Officer In The Uk Sends A Text To A Man He Gave A Ride Home To When He Was Drunk. Even The Police Are Classy Gentlemen Over There

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Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

This 'Ploice' man is a 'noice' man...

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#4

I'm Drunk

I'm Drunk

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Elise 1 year ago

what a kind buddy

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#5

Gurl U Got Da Wrong Number

Gurl U Got Da Wrong Number

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Brontosonto 1 year ago

Even drunk, they asterisk. Americans are awesome.

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#6

Hagrid!!

Hagrid!!

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Pamela24 1 year ago

What a great guy! (The Hagrid)

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#7

Mom Is Happy

Mom Is Happy

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Jeremie Guerra 1 year ago

"Me too" , best answer ever :)

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#8

How Drunk Was I Last Night?

How Drunk Was I Last Night?

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Elise 1 year ago

how on earth r u trying to bite your own nose? i cannot brain this ..

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#9

Drunk Jess

Drunk Jess

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S. 1 year ago

Drunk Jess at least tried!

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#10

Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

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Elise 1 year ago

i can relate to this XD

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#11

There's No Way In Hell I Was That Drunk

There's No Way In Hell I Was That Drunk

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S. 1 year ago

What did their dad say, though?

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#12

Drunk Text

Drunk Text

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frederic eeckman 1 year ago

"He tried to pee in a chow mein and is chatting to himself", that's gold :D

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#13

Dating An Idiot

Dating An Idiot

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Mn gooze 1 year ago

Plot Twist: She's not drunk

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#14

Apparently I Tried To Log In To My Online Banking When I Was Drunk

Apparently I Tried To Log In To My Online Banking When I Was Drunk

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Echo 1 year ago

I spit my coke out on this one.

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#15

Best Friend And A Drunk Me Text

Best Friend And A Drunk Me Text

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#16

FarmVille FTW

FarmVille FTW

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S. 1 year ago

Someone has been getting too much Farmville requests on Facebook...

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#17

Just Got A Drunk Message From My Dad

Just Got A Drunk Message From My Dad

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S. 1 year ago

Just give him a twinkie, little fluff.

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#18

Remind Me Never To Go On Carousell When I'm Drunk And High Ever Again

Remind Me Never To Go On Carousell When I'm Drunk And High Ever Again

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offline 1 year ago

this made my day

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#19

Liquid Clearly Did Something To Be Last Night. Sorry Boohoo Customer Service

Liquid Clearly Did Something To Be Last Night. Sorry Boohoo Customer Service

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S. 1 year ago

Abul is a wonderful person!

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#20

How Not To Drunk Text Your Friends That Like Cats

How Not To Drunk Text Your Friends That Like Cats

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makki 1 year ago

lmao! thats a nice way of saying it i guess xDD

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#21

An Obese Penguin

An Obese Penguin

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S. 1 year ago

But ALL penguins are cute!

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#22

I Am The Batman

I Am The Batman

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Fsociety 1 year ago

Nana na na Batman

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#23

Why Can't I Just Drunk Text Like Normal People?

Why Can't I Just Drunk Text Like Normal People?

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ChubbySquid 1 year ago

I’m more confused about the response

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#24

I Love Alcohol

I Love Alcohol

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S. 1 year ago

Me, but with food.

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#25

Dealing With Problems Like

Dealing With Problems Like

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James A. Smith Jr. 1 year ago

I have had to do this before with my ex. On more than one occasion

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#26

I Was Trying To Drunk Text My Gf Last Night But Sent It To My Boss Instead

I Was Trying To Drunk Text My Gf Last Night But Sent It To My Boss Instead

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Pamela Mitchell 1 year ago

That is an awesome boss!

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#27

Best Drunk Text Of 2014 Goes To My Wife

Best Drunk Text Of 2014 Goes To My Wife

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Saint Victoria 1 year ago

lololol

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#28

Going Through My Messages After A Night Of Drinking

Going Through My Messages After A Night Of Drinking

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S. 1 year ago

"im just so alcohol"

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#29

Most People Drunk Text Their Ex Or Someone They Fancy.... Not Me.... What The Actual Fuck Was Going Through My Drunken Mind

Most People Drunk Text Their Ex Or Someone They Fancy.... Not Me.... What The Actual Fuck Was Going Through My Drunken Mind

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S. 1 year ago

Sometimes, you gotta show love to staff at airports. I mean, they deserve love too.

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#30

May Or May Not Be Drunk At This Moment In Time

May Or May Not Be Drunk At This Moment In Time

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S. 1 year ago

G L O W ST I C K

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#31

Friend So Drunk, Replied To Himself

Friend So Drunk, Replied To Himself

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Jhoa 1 year ago

My mother has done that sober ^-^

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#32

Got So Drunk Last Night I Thought I Was Texting My Friend For A Ride, But I Was Just Texting Myself For The Whole Time

Got So Drunk Last Night I Thought I Was Texting My Friend For A Ride, But I Was Just Texting Myself For The Whole Time

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Mn gooze 1 year ago

She kept sending messages to her own number

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#33

Smooth Move Drunk Me...

Smooth Move Drunk Me...

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Elise 1 year ago

probably me

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#34

Crap

Crap

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S. 1 year ago

Holy barnacles

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#35

This Unfortunate Soul

This Unfortunate Soul

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Pi... 1 year ago

Cringe!

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#36

I Was Rudely Awaken From My Sleep By Drunk Text Messages From The Undergrad I Supervise In My Lab... Let's Just Say Mario Cart Saved Her Ass

I Was Rudely Awaken From My Sleep By Drunk Text Messages From The Undergrad I Supervise In My Lab... Let's Just Say Mario Cart Saved Her Ass

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Dawnann Rowles 1 year ago

I hope she didn't mean torturing mice

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#37

My Drunk Friend

My Drunk Friend

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Isa TraBu 1 year ago

it was almost a booty call.

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#38

Going To FBI

Going To FBI

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Elise 1 year ago

i cannot brain what that dude is texted about 😂

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#39

Free Queso

Free Queso

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S. 1 year ago

They wanted Queso, is that hard to understand?

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