Phones these days should come with a warning, 'Don't drink and text.' Many of us have been there, a few drinks down, high on life but the bar has closed and you want to continue the party.


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Suddenly your ex, or that girl in the office you have been mildly flirting with, seems like just the person who would love to join you for one last drink. Tongue out, one eye open, the other squinting with concentration while you jab awkwardly at the screen with your index finger, you marvel at the poetry you are capable of when the inhibitions of basic social decency are gone.

If you are lucky, there is no reply and you fall asleep, to awake the next day with nothing but a hangover and a tinge of embarrassment when you realise what you wrote. Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of these people, and others that didn't get quite as lucky. Scroll down to check them out below and don't forget to vote for your favourite!

#1 Oh Bro...

Oh Bro...

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S. 5 months ago

They at least tried.

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#2 You Were So Drunk Last Night

You Were So Drunk Last Night

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Lillian Chesak 5 months ago

... facepalm

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#4 I'm Drunk

I'm Drunk

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Elise 5 months ago

what a kind buddy

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#5 Gurl U Got Da Wrong Number

Gurl U Got Da Wrong Number

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Brontosonto 5 months ago

Even drunk, they asterisk. Americans are awesome.

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#6 Hagrid!!

Hagrid!!

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Pamela24 5 months ago

What a great guy! (The Hagrid)

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#7 Mom Is Happy

Mom Is Happy

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Jeremie Guerra 5 months ago

"Me too" , best answer ever :)

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#8 How Drunk Was I Last Night?

How Drunk Was I Last Night?

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Elise 5 months ago

how on earth r u trying to bite your own nose? i cannot brain this ..

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#9 Drunk Jess

Drunk Jess

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S. 5 months ago

Drunk Jess at least tried!

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