Phones these days should come with a warning, 'Don't drink and text.' Many of us have been there, a few drinks down, high on life but the bar has closed, and you want to continue the party, consequently ending up with a pile of drunk texts and a feeling of shame.


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Suddenly your ex, or that girl in the office you have been mildly flirting with and exchanging funny texts with, seems like just the person who would love to join you for one last drink. Tongue out, one eye open, the other squinting with concentration while you jab awkwardly at the screen with your index finger, you marvel at the poetry of a funny drunk text you are capable of when the inhibitions of basic social decency are gone.

If you are lucky, there is no reply to your text message fail, and you fall asleep, to awake the next day with nothing but a hangover and a tinge of embarrassment when you realize what you wrote. Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of these people and others that didn't get quite as lucky. Scroll down to check the funny text messages below!

#1 Oh Bro...

Oh Bro...

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S. 11 months ago

They at least tried.

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#2 You Were So Drunk Last Night

You Were So Drunk Last Night

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Lillian Chesak 11 months ago

... facepalm

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#3 Officer In The Uk Sends A Text To A Man He Gave A Ride Home To When He Was Drunk. Even The Police Are Classy Gentlemen Over There

Officer In The Uk Sends A Text To A Man He Gave A Ride Home To When He Was Drunk. Even The Police Are Classy Gentlemen Over There

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Neeraj Jha 11 months ago

This 'Ploice' man is a 'noice' man...

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#4 I'm Drunk

I'm Drunk

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Elise 11 months ago

what a kind buddy

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#5 Gurl U Got Da Wrong Number

Gurl U Got Da Wrong Number

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Brontosonto 11 months ago

Even drunk, they asterisk. Americans are awesome.

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#6 Hagrid!!

Hagrid!!

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Pamela24 11 months ago

What a great guy! (The Hagrid)

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#7 Mom Is Happy

Mom Is Happy

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Jeremie Guerra 11 months ago

"Me too" , best answer ever :)

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#8 How Drunk Was I Last Night?

How Drunk Was I Last Night?

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Elise 11 months ago

how on earth r u trying to bite your own nose? i cannot brain this ..

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#9 Drunk Jess

Drunk Jess

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S. 11 months ago

Drunk Jess at least tried!

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#10 Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

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Elise 11 months ago

i can relate to this XD

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