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Xandra • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

Funny, Relationships

"Texting My Husband To Get His Opinion On Clothes And What He Sends Back" (16 Pics)

30 Hilariously Unfortunate Names Parents Actually Give Their Children, As Shared In This Facebook Group

mmmm... I love praline chocolate

Xandra • upvoted an item 6 days ago

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Fair to say you're p**sy whipped! I'll see myself out.

Xandra • upvoted 9 items 1 week ago

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

Exactly how was something ruined here because of 1 person? I'm not meaning in anyway to be rude. This just doesn't make any sense regarding something being ruined by 1 person.

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

They're located in Massachusetts, work van seen on the strip in Vegas.

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

Exactly how was something ruined here because of 1 person? I'm not meaning in anyway to be rude. This just doesn't make any sense regarding something being ruined by 1 person.

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

They're located in Massachusetts, work van seen on the strip in Vegas.

Memes, Science

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Science

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Introverts In This Online Group Are Sharing Painfully-Hilarious Memes About Being Introverts, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

I was coming down to the comments to say exactly the same thing. Introversion is not the same as social anxiety. It's not the same as shyness, or worrying about things in the dead of night, things that happened 4 years ago. Sure, there can be overlaps, but they are not the same thing.

Introverts In This Online Group Are Sharing Painfully-Hilarious Memes About Being Introverts, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

Oh hey that’s me. People are SHOCKED when I say I’m an introvert because I’m well spoken, funny, and apparently engaging. I just go Home and collapse after that lol

Introverts In This Online Group Are Sharing Painfully-Hilarious Memes About Being Introverts, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

Yep. Was about to say the same.

Introverts In This Online Group Are Sharing Painfully-Hilarious Memes About Being Introverts, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

I cannot be the only introvert tired of people confusing shyness and social anxiety with introversion

30 Times Brides Rightfully Called Out Their Bridesmaids For Ruining Their Weddings

I mean, I get being annoyed the MOH is having an affair with your wedding photographer, but she wanted the other bridesmaid to sleep in her room rather than with her husband so the bride wouldn't be alone? The only time any of my friends have ever felt the need to offer to spend the night with me was the night after my father's funeral! And I declined because I knew she was on the other end of the phone if I needed her. I'm pretty sure if I asked her to stay with me in my room the night before my wedding jus so I wasn't alone... well, OK she'd probably do it, but she'd spend the rest of my life (after the wedding when I'd stopped being stressed) mocking me about it - and I would totally not blame her. Does she need the bridesmaid to check for monsters under the bed too?

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Xandra • upvoted 10 items 1 week ago

30 Times Brides Rightfully Called Out Their Bridesmaids For Ruining Their Weddings

What the f**k is that “Booop” bollocks?

30 Times Brides Rightfully Called Out Their Bridesmaids For Ruining Their Weddings

I’ve never visibly and audibly gasped at a bored panda post as much as i just did, jesus christ help me. what a psychopath. and the parents!! ‘she’s just edgy’ wtf! did they laugh?? that’s f*****g disgusting

30 Times Brides Rightfully Called Out Their Bridesmaids For Ruining Their Weddings

What the f**k is that “Booop” bollocks?

30 Times Brides Rightfully Called Out Their Bridesmaids For Ruining Their Weddings

Introverts In This Online Group Are Sharing Painfully-Hilarious Memes About Being Introverts, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

Hi! I'm just here to point out that introversion and social anxiety are not the same thing. I know plenty of introverts who are witty, talkative people and just don't have the energy to put up with everyone else.

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

What is NFT?

Funny, Weird

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

Funny-Clever-Science-Memes

Some Boomers Think That Netflix Subscriptions And Takeout Are The Main Reasons Why Millennials Can't Afford Homes, Millennials React (31 Tweets)

Thank god someone sensible thank you

Some Boomers Think That Netflix Subscriptions And Takeout Are The Main Reasons Why Millennials Can't Afford Homes, Millennials React (31 Tweets)

Ascribing personality traits to an entire group of people who were born on a certain date is called "astrology". Boomers, millenials, gen x-ers, gen z-ers... It's all bunk. And honestly, I think most people know that, it's just that some people are really loud.

50 Times Celebrities Were So Wholesome, They Made Someone's Day

I'd have something Stargate Atlantis themed :)

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Xandra • upvoted 15 items 2 weeks ago

Some Boomers Think That Netflix Subscriptions And Takeout Are The Main Reasons Why Millennials Can't Afford Homes, Millennials React (31 Tweets)

I agree, this kind of thing is happening too much. There are enough right-wing news sources peddling the "us versus them" narrative, we don't need it here too.

35 Modern Home Design Trends People Simply Can’t Stand Anymore

No, not really. Unless you get a really small one, water doesn't splash out. I've had more issues like that with regular sinks, the countertop is constantly wet. My bowl type sink catches all of it and the countertop is perfectly dry.

Some Boomers Think That Netflix Subscriptions And Takeout Are The Main Reasons Why Millennials Can't Afford Homes, Millennials React (31 Tweets)

I agree, this kind of thing is happening too much. There are enough right-wing news sources peddling the "us versus them" narrative, we don't need it here too.

35 Modern Home Design Trends People Simply Can’t Stand Anymore

I have one and I love it. I've never had an issue with cleaning it or with water splashing out.

35 Modern Home Design Trends People Simply Can’t Stand Anymore

And this picture offends me and I'm Christian! I wouldn't want a Jesus head holding pens! I don't like any of those things that show such a blindness toward other people and their feelings. I

Advertising, Funny

40 Times People Spotted Such Weird Ads, They Just Had To Share Them In The 'Ads With Threatening Auras' Facebook Group (New Pics)

30 ‘Horror Stories’ From Sailors, Scuba Divers, And Surfers Who Have Seen Things In The Ocean They Wish They Could Forget

we've seen enough hentai to know where that was going

Food, Weird

30 Times Restaurant Clients Got So Annoyed By How Their Food And Drinks Were Served, They Just Had To Document It (New Pics)

50 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Facebook Page

So many people forget when they are looking at older people, that they once looked like this and once were young themselves.

Hilariously-Silly-Cats-Catbraincell

40 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

I would think that there is not enough people living north of the river that it is of value to do. It is mostly jungle for its entire length,

Funny, People

50 Genius People Who Beat The System By Following The Rules (New Pics)

Ask Pandas

“Medical Workers Of Bored Panda, What’s The Weirdest Thing A Patient Has Ever Come In With?” (40 Stories)

History, People

40 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

I don't understand how that can be true.

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

That's not remotely accurate

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Xandra • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

Some Boomers Think That Netflix Subscriptions And Takeout Are The Main Reasons Why Millennials Can't Afford Homes, Millennials React (31 Tweets)

Attributing characteristics or quotes to whole generations (boomers, millennials, gen z...) is kind of stupid ("boomers have some advice..."). I, for one, never heard my parents or their friends say anything close to that, they are quite aware of the much higher prices for everything.

50 Genius People Who Beat The System By Following The Rules (New Pics)

And if the muscles weren't sore before, they will be after. At least after a certain age...

Xandra • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

I'm in a group of 113 people, I have my unique-day birthday. I guess, I shouldn't play Lotto.

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Xandra • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of A Funny Misspelled Or Badly Translated Sign

Xandra • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Guilty Pleasure? (Closed)

Xandra • submitted 3 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Best Photo You Have Ever Taken? (Ended)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You Have Done? (Ended)

Xandra • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

Some Boomers Think That Netflix Subscriptions And Takeout Are The Main Reasons Why Millennials Can't Afford Homes, Millennials React (31 Tweets)

50 Genius People Who Beat The System By Following The Rules (New Pics)

And if the muscles weren't sore before, they will be after. At least after a certain age...

Xandra • commented on a post 2 months ago

40 Of The Stupidest Names People Have Encountered That Made Them Wonder "What The Parents Were Thinking"

These are names from a popular, entertaining and very well written (imo) paranormal book series, Black Dagger Brotherhood.

Xandra • commented on 8 posts 3 months ago

30 Unusual Maps That Might Change How You See The World, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Apparently we have all three in Romania...

40 Of The Most Embarrassing Situations That People Have Ever Been In, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

My husband did that, in the big trash can behind our block. He had to bend over in the bin, half of him was inside, digging through garbage bags. A neighbor asked "Are you looking for something doc?" Well duh...

40 Of The Most Embarrassing Situations That People Have Ever Been In, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

My mom was in front of the school, waiting for my dad to pick her up. A car stopped, she opened the back door, said hi, put her things in there, sat in the front. When the driver wouldn't start, she looked at him. It wasn't my dad...

This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To Mocking The Monotony Of Working In An Office And Here Are 41 Of The Best Memes It Posted

And then you start preparing for it the night before anyway... And swear never to leave it for the last moment next time, and still do it the same...

30 Dark Facts About These Countries That Not Many People Know Of

As far as I remember, the doctor OP is talking about used some unapproved techniques and/or materials for the otherwise normal procedure.

35 Jokes And Memes That Are 110% True If You Overthink Everything (New Pics)

I can't tell you how often I do that with audiobooks...

200k People Are Loving This Funny Instagram Page That Shares “Very Finnish Problems” (50 New Pics)

Actually, it's in Norway, Sweden, Finland and even Russia, where Sami people live. Try not to be insulting when you're not even sure of the information. Or ever, actually.

30 Things Women Don't Understand About Men

Well, I'm a woman (and probably from the other side of the world) and I've played around with at least a couple of those thoughts! The one with the colors I even used for a debate when I was teaching psychology. More proof people are not so different.

Xandra • commented on a post 6 months ago

Someone Online Asked, ‘What Do People Pretend Is In The Bible But Is Absolutely Not In The Bible?’ And 25 People Delivered

I think the idea is you have to put in the work for the things you want and not expect God to save you - like for instance not wearing a mask and not vaccinating but praying God will help you avoid Covid.

Xandra • commented on 8 posts 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of A Funny Misspelled Or Badly Translated Sign

Well, all you can do is get naked, as it was a nudist beach. And go hungry, obviously...

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers

At work, if I have to go to the dentist directly from there...

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers

I think I got pretty close to that, since we both love AC/DC. I owe my thanks to the DJ who chose TNT :)

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers

Me, pretty much every morning to catch the bus or something. Pretty much the only sport I do...

50 Of The Best Memes From The “Middle Class Fancy” Instagram (New Pics)

There's another one called "Orgasm". I did manage to ask for one after a few drinks, with a relatively straight (and not too red) face. The rest of our friends at the table giggled like school kids and asked my husband why he isn't helping, the waiter smirked... And after all that, I can't even remember how the effing cocktail tasted...

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of A Funny Misspelled Or Badly Translated Sign

Different country, but this goes hand in hand with the one I posted, about (not) ingesting beach umbrellas...

Twitter User Asked, “What Is The Dumbest Thing You Believed As A Child?” And 34 Folks Delivered

A three or four year old doesn't really think about impregnation much. At least I didn't at that age, when I believed that about cats and dogs. Cat is a feminine noun and dog masculine in my language, and a lot of other languages, as far as I know.

30 Reasons Why People Ended Things With These Men That Seem Small, Yet Are Important

For instance "How did you know I have a cat?" "I'm perceptive like that haha" (you have cat hair all over your shirt)

Xandra • upvoted an item 4 days ago

Funny, Relationships

"Texting My Husband To Get His Opinion On Clothes And What He Sends Back" (16 Pics)

Xandra • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

30 Hilariously Unfortunate Names Parents Actually Give Their Children, As Shared In This Facebook Group

mmmm... I love praline chocolate

Science

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

Xandra • upvoted 7 items 6 days ago

Memes, Science

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Funny-Clever-Science-Memes

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Fair to say you're p**sy whipped! I'll see myself out.

Funny-Clever-Science-Memes

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

What is NFT?

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

Exactly how was something ruined here because of 1 person? I'm not meaning in anyway to be rude. This just doesn't make any sense regarding something being ruined by 1 person.

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

They're located in Massachusetts, work van seen on the strip in Vegas.

Xandra • upvoted 10 items 1 week ago

Funny, Weird

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

Introverts In This Online Group Are Sharing Painfully-Hilarious Memes About Being Introverts, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

Yep. Was about to say the same.

Introverts In This Online Group Are Sharing Painfully-Hilarious Memes About Being Introverts, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

I cannot be the only introvert tired of people confusing shyness and social anxiety with introversion

Introverts In This Online Group Are Sharing Painfully-Hilarious Memes About Being Introverts, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

Oh hey that’s me. People are SHOCKED when I say I’m an introvert because I’m well spoken, funny, and apparently engaging. I just go Home and collapse after that lol

Introverts In This Online Group Are Sharing Painfully-Hilarious Memes About Being Introverts, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

30 Times Brides Rightfully Called Out Their Bridesmaids For Ruining Their Weddings

What the f**k is that “Booop” bollocks?

30 Times Brides Rightfully Called Out Their Bridesmaids For Ruining Their Weddings

Some Boomers Think That Netflix Subscriptions And Takeout Are The Main Reasons Why Millennials Can't Afford Homes, Millennials React (31 Tweets)

Thank god someone sensible thank you

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