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Person Asks: "Which Profession Is Criminally Underpaid?" And 27 People Online Deliver
I think any job that pays below or at the poverty line for that region is criminal underpaid. When corporations have employees relying on government assistance and other poverty aide organizations that is an indirect form of corporate welfare. The excuse supposed "low skill" entry level job or just any job that's paid like a entry level job) are "just for students living at home" is so narrow-minded and dim-sighted, and manipulative to deflect societies attention to the actual problem for people argue about. Every job that is paying below the liveability line is underpaid.
Folks In This Online Group Pointed Out 27 Professions That Are Criminally Underpaid Considering How Demanding They Are
School Counsellors. All day they listen to people's problems without judgement, and where I live they only get paid minimum wage.Folks In This Online Group Pointed Out 27 Professions That Are Criminally Underpaid Considering How Demanding They Are
Administrative assistants. They literally do everything and anything to keep a place running. They know everything from the top down but get paid a fraction of what everyone else does as the profession is still seen as lower education and a less important role in the company. We have to know our bosses' jobs as well as our own and need to cross-train across the company. OH! We know all the secrets as we all talk to each other.Show All 15 Upvotes
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Son of an OB/GYN here. Story 1: Patient: I can’t be pregnant OB Dad: Why not? Patient: We haven’t had s*x! OB Dad: Have you been naked together? Patient: Yes. OB Dad: Has his semen ever made contact with your vagina? Patient:...yes... OB Dad: Bad news, those little guys are swimmers! To this day I still wonder if the dude has to pay child support or not. Like “[my American people] your honor, I did not have s*x with that woman!” Story 2: Fat woman didn’t know she was pregnant until giving birth. OB Dad said family was very excited for her in spite of being surprised. Story 3: Fat woman claimed she was pregnant, claimed she was in labor, OB dad had to explain to her and family there was no baby. Family freaked because they’d all been buying her stuff. She started yelling that he’d taken her baby...the ruse was unreal. I heard she ended up in the news later trying to kidnap a child claiming it was from the pregnancy that didn’t happen.
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A woman in her 40s with 6 children didn't know that women have a urethra separate from their vagina.
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Dad was a high risk OB/GYN. Once had to argue with a woman that her daughter emphatically did not get pregnant from swallowing. Despite her protests that her daughter was a virgin, to which my dad replied he was only aware of one previous virgin birth in history.
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Two of my favorites: What day of the week do I need to have s*x to have a boy? Do you microchip babies after birth?
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Not a midwife but I had an acquaintance try saying that she was only pregnant for 6 months but that her baby came out full-term, like her child was fine and needed zero medical attention due to being so premature. I don't think she was actively lying, but she was not a bright person. She might have found out she was pregnant at 3 months and just assumed that she was just newly pregnant by the time she found out. Or maybe she felt bad for drinking/partying early in the pregnancy so she refused to acknowledge it until it was convenient. Either way it sounded very fishy.
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Not a midwife but did have an acquaintance who got pregnant while her husband was in the army deployed. She had convinced her husband that they needed to try and get pregnant. So how do they resolve the issue of long distance and time? They concocted the plan of using a turkey baster, where the husband actually mailed a package of his little soldiers to her and she used the baster on her self to impregnate herself. No doctors were consulted during this time. And this story all came to light in divorce court when someone actually convinced the husband the baby was not his.
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The amount of times I’ve had to explain to a patient and/or the father of her baby that the baby in fact does not come out of the “pee hole” is concerning. Another time, a woman called the L&D unit and told me she knew she was ovulating because the app on her phone told her she was and she had just had s*x with her husband. “Am I pregnant”? were literally the next three words out of her mouth.
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If Someone Asks If They Look Fat, Always Say “No”
If another female asks if they look fat the answer is always "no" followed by a compliment.Insult The Bad Ex When She’s Talking About Him
Insult the bad ex when she's talking about him. I get it ok, sometimes the girl might be in the wrong too. But when consoling your girlfriend, it helps to insult their ex boyfriend and call them an idiot for not noticing nor appreciating how amazing she is. Her: "My boyfriend just dumped me over a text.*sniffle*" Me: "WTF. WHAT A D******D. I WILL FIGHT HIM." [Aaaaaaand then it gets weird when they get back together again. Sigh.]
You Always Pretend To Know Each Other When A Guy Is Being A Jerk
You always pretend that you know each other when a guy is being a jerk and you (or they) need a way out of a conversation.Once You Have Any Sort Of Link To A Guy, He’s Off-Limits To All Friends
Stupid or not, the original Girl Code is that once you have any sort of sexual/romantic link to a guy (even just saying you like him) he is 100% off-limits to all friends. (This rule is more nuanced when the object of desire is another woman.)Everyone Is Friends In The Bar Bathroom
Everyone is friends in the bar bathroom after 11, no matter what.Carry Some Extra Pain Killers
Also added to sanitary products, pain killers!! If you got em handy, help a b***h out!
Protect Each Other
- Protect each other. Don't care if it's your sister or a complete stranger. - text your friends to check if they got home safe - stay with them while their uber or taxi etc comes - Check over that message she is going to send to the guy she likes to see if it sounds okay. Some communications require a group effort - Sanitary items to all vaginal having humans who need.
When Bra Straps Are Loose, You Help Adjusting Them
When bra straps are on the loose you help adjusting them. Only question asked is how far up (or down) they prefer. Edit: there was some confusement about consent and I think it great people think about that! But in this scenario girls usually come to you asking if you can help so consent is given. Keep up the thinking and helping!
“Human Wall” A Girl If The Only Option Is To Pee In Public
Human wall any girl if the only option is to pee in public
If Someone’s Being Harassed, You Link Up And Walk With Them
If their strap is twisted, untwist it. Always carry extra feminine products, and extra hair Ties. And if she’s being harassed, you just link up and walk with her, no questions asked. Also, my daughters have a literal code... if they ever text me the secret code, I will drop everything I’m doing and call them immediately, make up a major crisis and demand to come get them immediately. Make it 100% my fault, but give them an immediate out to any situation they don’t feel able to simply walk away from.
If Someone Says They Love Something You’re Wearing, You Always Tell Them Where You Bought It From
This could be a trend across genders too but when a girl says they love something you are wearing you always tell her where you bought it and how much it was and ESPECIALLY if you got it for a discount.
When You See “The Look,” You Step In
As far as I've ever seen, every girl knows 'the look'. 'The look' is a look a girl gets on her face when she is in a situation that she doesn't want to be in, it's part 'help me' and part 'get me out of here'. When you see this look, you step in. Doesn't matter if you know the girl or not.
Always Give A Hair Tie If Someone Asks For It
if you're wearing a hair tie on your wrist and someone asks for a hair tie, you give it to them (and accept that you likely will never see it again)
If It Can Be Fixed In 5 Minutes Or Less, Tell Her; If It Can’t, Then There’s No Need To Say Anything
The 5-minute rule. If it can be fixed in 5 minutes or less tell her! If it can't (bloat situation etc..) then there's no need to say anything because it will literally only make her feel bad.
Always Wait To Be Confided In
There is an almost imperceptible line between intrusive prurience and interest in the sex lives of your friends that's defined by their inclination to share rather than you inquiring or making insinuations. Many friends will discuss sex candidly, others will use discretion, and some will resent the intrusion; always wait to be confided in rather than commit an indiscretion. There are weird assumptions about the 'sisterhood' that we talk about penis sizes etc without reserve. This is untrue.
If You Get Breast Cancer, Let As Many People As Possible Feel Your Lump
If you get breast cancer, let as many people as possible feel your lump so they know what they are looking for! Before my mastectomy, my breast made a lot of new friends—early detection can mean the difference between life and death.
If You See A Girl Doing Something She Might Regret The Next Day, You Go Over And Ask If She’s Okay
This one especially applies to college girls. If you're at a party and you see a girl doing something she might regret the next day due to drinking WAY too much, you go over there and make sure shes okay.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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