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Trash Panda • commented on a post 1 month ago

This Instagram Account With 183K Followers Is Dedicated To Showing The Most Bizarre Thrift Store Finds (40 Pics)

The Amazon reviews of this are hilarious

Trash Panda • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago

Overweight Golden Retriever’s Owner Demanded Vet Put Him Down, Luckily, He Refused (21 Pics)

It's sad that people even let their pets get into that condition. It's even more disturbing that the owner of this pup decided that, after making his dog morbidly obese, he decided to have him put down.

19 People With Mullets Who Showcased Their Haircuts At Mulletfest 2020

Is that a healing black eye?

Trash Panda • upvoted 3 items 5 months ago

Celebrities, Funny

Macaulay Culkin Might Be One Of The Funniest People On Twitter, And Here Are 30 Of His Tweets To Prove It

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Celebrities, Funny

Macaulay Culkin Might Be One Of The Funniest People On Twitter, And Here Are 30 Of His Tweets To Prove It

Funny-Tweets-Macualay-Culkin

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Trash Panda • commented on a post 6 months ago

People Concerned About Britney Are Sharing This Post Everywhere And It Might Change The Way You See Her

This just looks like her father found his cash cow and he doesn't have to do a damn thing for his free ride except keep her quiet.

Trash Panda • upvoted 12 items 6 months ago

6-Year-Old Superhero Saves Sister From Dog Attack, Gets 90 Stitches And Praise From The Avengers

Michał Jastrzębski --Wikipedia: "Hazel Dulcie Miner (April 11, 1904 – March 16, 1920), a student at a rural Great Plains one-room school, died while protecting her 10-year-old brother, Emmet, and 8-year-old sister, Myrdith, from the spring blizzard of 1920 in Center, Oliver County, North Dakota." Men who need to be 'forced' to sacrifice for anyone are not real men. True heroes put the well-being of others before their own, as young Bridger did. If you, Mr. Michał Jastrzębski, are ever on a sinking ship, I expect you will elbow your way to the front of the line for the lifeboats, and make sure that you get the seat in one which you so obviously believe you deserve.

6-Year-Old Superhero Saves Sister From Dog Attack, Gets 90 Stitches And Praise From The Avengers

The world would be a better place if PEOPLE stood up for each other, especially the less powerful. You don't have to make this about gender.

6-Year-Old Superhero Saves Sister From Dog Attack, Gets 90 Stitches And Praise From The Avengers

The world would be a better place if PEOPLE stood up for each other, especially the less powerful. You don't have to make this about gender.

6-Year-Old Superhero Saves Sister From Dog Attack, Gets 90 Stitches And Praise From The Avengers

The world would be a much better place if we had more people like Bridger. Well done, sir, you have my respect. Kudos from Greece ❤️

Funny

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28 Examples Of Hilariously Unrealistic Expectations When Applying For A Job

This is due to the fact that HR has no real idea of what each of these jobs do. They are using a cut and paste mentality in a fast evolving tech world.

"The Only Content Permitted In This Thread Is Very Ugly Pictures Of Your Pets": Hilarious Twitter Thread Goes Viral

Is it just me, or is this reminiscent of something else?

28 Examples Of Hilariously Unrealistic Expectations When Applying For A Job

Surely that can’t be legal.

28 Examples Of Hilariously Unrealistic Expectations When Applying For A Job

Does this company understand what an internship is coz I think not.

Animals, Funny

"The Only Content Permitted In This Thread Is Very Ugly Pictures Of Your Pets": Hilarious Twitter Thread Goes Viral

People

Care Home Residents Recreate Iconic Album Covers And It Looks Amazing (12 Photos)

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Trash Panda • commented on 15 posts 8 months ago

Someone Asks Women What They Think Is The Worst Thing About Being A Man, And They Deliver (30 Replies)

You definitely know it when you do it. Then you try to NEVER do it again.

Someone Asks Women What They Think Is The Worst Thing About Being A Man, And They Deliver (30 Replies)

Never had a problem showing my feelings

Someone Asks Women What They Think Is The Worst Thing About Being A Man, And They Deliver (30 Replies)

I am happily divorced from a woman who who was abusive. She was good at it too. It only occurred when it was she and I, usually at home. When we finally split and some of her behavior came to light, people constantly asked me what I had done to set her off. WTF!? How about just realizing she was a violent person with little self control and the only "thing" I did to set her off was saying, "I do."

Someone Asks Women What They Think Is The Worst Thing About Being A Man, And They Deliver (30 Replies)

Do your tits get in the way?

Someone Asks Women What They Think Is The Worst Thing About Being A Man, And They Deliver (30 Replies)

Yup. I'm pretty much a cash machine when needed. Don't get me wrong, my daughter and I have a wonderful relationship but if we are traveling together or when I go to visit her, I'm the one who pays for everything. Everything. E. V. E. R. Y. T. H. I. N. G.

Someone Asks Women What They Think Is The Worst Thing About Being A Man, And They Deliver (30 Replies)

I tell my friends I love them and we hug at times. I've never felt a stigma about that. I think it is called being comfortable in your skin.

Divorce Lawyers Share Anonymous Stories Of The Weirdest Reasons Why Their Clients Broke Up (30 Pics)

Usually the cartels in Mexico go ahead and kill their hostage anyway. She was very fortunate for her turn out.

Divorce Lawyers Share Anonymous Stories Of The Weirdest Reasons Why Their Clients Broke Up (30 Pics)

That is not a divorce, it is an annulment.

Divorce Lawyers Share Anonymous Stories Of The Weirdest Reasons Why Their Clients Broke Up (30 Pics)

Too bad your asshole radar didn't go off before you got married.

Divorce Lawyers Share Anonymous Stories Of The Weirdest Reasons Why Their Clients Broke Up (30 Pics)

Your cousin is a piece of shit.

Divorce Lawyers Share Anonymous Stories Of The Weirdest Reasons Why Their Clients Broke Up (30 Pics)

Wouldn't that be an annulment? They just got married and haven't had the time to possess marital assets. I'm sorry but this sounds like bullshit.

30 Times Unaware People Challenged Someone That Was Actually An Expert In That Subject Matter, But Realized It Too Late

The Catholic church is ALL ABOUT GAMBLING. They will have bingo night, poker night, raffle night, and just about any game-of-chance-night you can think of.

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Trash Panda • upvoted 6 items 8 months ago

31 Times Wedding Photographers Captured Kids Not Caring About Your Fancy Wedding

Aspiring model for Zara clothes. (See other Bored Panda article on Zara shoppers and models)

Sand Artist Creates Detailed Sculptures That You Could Easily Mistake For Live Animals If You Saw Them From A Distance

I swear if I saw that on the beach I would freak out and get the hello kitty outta there!

31 Times Wedding Photographers Captured Kids Not Caring About Your Fancy Wedding

Aspiring model for Zara clothes. (See other Bored Panda article on Zara shoppers and models)

Sand Artist Creates Detailed Sculptures That You Could Easily Mistake For Live Animals If You Saw Them From A Distance

I swear if I saw that on the beach I would freak out and get the hello kitty outta there!

Funny, Photography

31 Times Wedding Photographers Captured Kids Not Caring About Your Fancy Wedding

Zara Shoppers Are Saying It's Impossible To Shop Online Due To Weird Modeling Poses, Share Screenshots To Prove Their Point

Well we know whatever it is it is washable...

Designer Fixes The 'World's Worst Logos' (9 Pics)

Well, at least the big figure isn't forcing the little figure into fellatio anymore...

Architecture, Design

Someone Found This $159,900 House Listing That Looks Modest At First But Gets Weird Fast When You Look Inside

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Trash Panda • commented on a post 1 month ago

This Instagram Account With 183K Followers Is Dedicated To Showing The Most Bizarre Thrift Store Finds (40 Pics)

The Amazon reviews of this are hilarious

Trash Panda • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago

Overweight Golden Retriever’s Owner Demanded Vet Put Him Down, Luckily, He Refused (21 Pics)

19 People With Mullets Who Showcased Their Haircuts At Mulletfest 2020

Is that a healing black eye?

Trash Panda • commented on a post 6 months ago

People Concerned About Britney Are Sharing This Post Everywhere And It Might Change The Way You See Her

This just looks like her father found his cash cow and he doesn't have to do a damn thing for his free ride except keep her quiet.

Trash Panda • commented on 16 posts 8 months ago

30 Of The Funniest Posts Shared By Parents Stuck With Their Kids

Reminds me of the time my daughter ate a sharpie when she was three. It is amazing how hard it is to get permanent ink off a little girl's tongue.

30 Of The Funniest Posts Shared By Parents Stuck With Their Kids

C'mon! Ya know the kid had a blast "wiping"

30 Of The Funniest Posts Shared By Parents Stuck With Their Kids

Frida was AMAZING! I love everything about this!

Someone Asks Women What They Think Is The Worst Thing About Being A Man, And They Deliver (30 Replies)

You definitely know it when you do it. Then you try to NEVER do it again.

Someone Asks Women What They Think Is The Worst Thing About Being A Man, And They Deliver (30 Replies)

Never had a problem showing my feelings

Someone Asks Women What They Think Is The Worst Thing About Being A Man, And They Deliver (30 Replies)

Do your tits get in the way?

Someone Asks Women What They Think Is The Worst Thing About Being A Man, And They Deliver (30 Replies)

I tell my friends I love them and we hug at times. I've never felt a stigma about that. I think it is called being comfortable in your skin.

Divorce Lawyers Share Anonymous Stories Of The Weirdest Reasons Why Their Clients Broke Up (30 Pics)

Usually the cartels in Mexico go ahead and kill their hostage anyway. She was very fortunate for her turn out.

Divorce Lawyers Share Anonymous Stories Of The Weirdest Reasons Why Their Clients Broke Up (30 Pics)

That is not a divorce, it is an annulment.

Divorce Lawyers Share Anonymous Stories Of The Weirdest Reasons Why Their Clients Broke Up (30 Pics)

Too bad your asshole radar didn't go off before you got married.

Divorce Lawyers Share Anonymous Stories Of The Weirdest Reasons Why Their Clients Broke Up (30 Pics)

Your cousin is a piece of shit.

Divorce Lawyers Share Anonymous Stories Of The Weirdest Reasons Why Their Clients Broke Up (30 Pics)

Wouldn't that be an annulment? They just got married and haven't had the time to possess marital assets. I'm sorry but this sounds like bullshit.

30 Times Unaware People Challenged Someone That Was Actually An Expert In That Subject Matter, But Realized It Too Late

The Catholic church is ALL ABOUT GAMBLING. They will have bingo night, poker night, raffle night, and just about any game-of-chance-night you can think of.

30 Times Unaware People Challenged Someone That Was Actually An Expert In That Subject Matter, But Realized It Too Late

I have a buddy that is only 5'6" but dude can straight up ball, Spud Webb style. My buddy can dunk too. A guy I worked with met me and my buddy for a beer one afternoon. Talk of basketball came up and my buddy simply says, "I got a little game...just a little." Coworker starts going in about how "little" his game is and laughs some. This turned into a 1 on 1 challenge. Not only did my buddy keep coworker from scoring even once, he dunked on due twice. After he dunked the first time, coworker said there was no way he do that again. That's when dunk number two arrived. I enjoyed every bit of that and really enjoyed being able to give coworker grief any time it seemed appropriate.

Trash Panda • upvoted 3 items 5 months ago

Celebrities, Funny

Macaulay Culkin Might Be One Of The Funniest People On Twitter, And Here Are 30 Of His Tweets To Prove It

Funny-Tweets-Macualay-Culkin

Trash Panda • upvoted 12 items 6 months ago

6-Year-Old Superhero Saves Sister From Dog Attack, Gets 90 Stitches And Praise From The Avengers

The world would be a better place if PEOPLE stood up for each other, especially the less powerful. You don't have to make this about gender.

6-Year-Old Superhero Saves Sister From Dog Attack, Gets 90 Stitches And Praise From The Avengers

The world would be a much better place if we had more people like Bridger. Well done, sir, you have my respect. Kudos from Greece ❤️

Funny

Guy Explains Why The Moon Landings Are A Hoax, And His Thread Is Better Than Any Conspiracy Theory

28 Examples Of Hilariously Unrealistic Expectations When Applying For A Job

This is due to the fact that HR has no real idea of what each of these jobs do. They are using a cut and paste mentality in a fast evolving tech world.

"The Only Content Permitted In This Thread Is Very Ugly Pictures Of Your Pets": Hilarious Twitter Thread Goes Viral

Is it just me, or is this reminiscent of something else?

28 Examples Of Hilariously Unrealistic Expectations When Applying For A Job

Surely that can’t be legal.

28 Examples Of Hilariously Unrealistic Expectations When Applying For A Job

Does this company understand what an internship is coz I think not.

Animals, Funny

"The Only Content Permitted In This Thread Is Very Ugly Pictures Of Your Pets": Hilarious Twitter Thread Goes Viral

People

Care Home Residents Recreate Iconic Album Covers And It Looks Amazing (12 Photos)

Ugly-Pictures-Of-Pets

Care Home Residents Recreate Iconic Album Covers And It Looks Amazing (12 Photos)

Trash Panda • upvoted 5 items 8 months ago

31 Times Wedding Photographers Captured Kids Not Caring About Your Fancy Wedding

Aspiring model for Zara clothes. (See other Bored Panda article on Zara shoppers and models)

Sand Artist Creates Detailed Sculptures That You Could Easily Mistake For Live Animals If You Saw Them From A Distance

I swear if I saw that on the beach I would freak out and get the hello kitty outta there!

Funny, Photography

31 Times Wedding Photographers Captured Kids Not Caring About Your Fancy Wedding

Zara Shoppers Are Saying It's Impossible To Shop Online Due To Weird Modeling Poses, Share Screenshots To Prove Their Point

Well we know whatever it is it is washable...

Designer Fixes The 'World's Worst Logos' (9 Pics)

Well, at least the big figure isn't forcing the little figure into fellatio anymore...

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