
Dark Pearl
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Just an pansexual, non-binary teen who is done with the BS of other people. Watches too many memes. Big fan of EDM, Dubstep and D'n'B. Complete and utter Fannibal. Plays Geometry Dash. Pedantic, autistic and FABULOUS, DAAAHLING!!!
And finally:
/\/\/\ R.I.P Michigun.

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MetalHead310 reply
Back in 90s I was 14 and begging my mom to let me go to a Guns n Roses concert.. I kept nagging until she got frustrated but couldnt remember the band name and said: "I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO TO ANY DAMN DEATH AND FLOWERS CONCERT" I couldnt stop laughing
RainyDayNinja reply
Growing up, we had a piece of furniture that we didn't know what to call. Was it a bureau? A dresser? We agreed to call it "Uncle Fred." We forget that's weird until we have company.
Shell058 reply
My mom referred to Guitar Hero as "Carpet Banjo" one time. Me and my friends still call it that.
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I know a german who learned english in wales, its the most amazing cluster f**k of accents. Anyway, a dog ran off with his gloves and he chased after it shouting, 'come back with my hand shoes!'
starshock990 reply
To this day most of my family refers to a strainer/colander as a "noodle stay, water go" because my older brother called it that once when he couldn't find it and needed to ask where it was.
jhra reply
Couple weeks ago I was getting a pack of darts, needed some change for parking meters. As the girl is getting my change out I was panicked, what is it called? My mind blank all I could get out of my dumb maw was "can I have my change in metal money?". In my 30s and the word coin apparently got replaced by some dumb s**t I likely read hereShow All 10 Upvotes

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RainyDayNinja reply
Growing up, we had a piece of furniture that we didn't know what to call. Was it a bureau? A dresser? We agreed to call it "Uncle Fred." We forget that's weird until we have company.
Shell058 reply
My mom referred to Guitar Hero as "Carpet Banjo" one time. Me and my friends still call it that.
MetalHead310 reply
Back in 90s I was 14 and begging my mom to let me go to a Guns n Roses concert.. I kept nagging until she got frustrated but couldnt remember the band name and said: "I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO TO ANY DAMN DEATH AND FLOWERS CONCERT" I couldnt stop laughing
whatisfishbeef reply
I know a german who learned english in wales, its the most amazing cluster f**k of accents. Anyway, a dog ran off with his gloves and he chased after it shouting, 'come back with my hand shoes!'
jhra reply
Couple weeks ago I was getting a pack of darts, needed some change for parking meters. As the girl is getting my change out I was panicked, what is it called? My mind blank all I could get out of my dumb maw was "can I have my change in metal money?". In my 30s and the word coin apparently got replaced by some dumb s**t I likely read here
starshock990 reply
To this day most of my family refers to a strainer/colander as a "noodle stay, water go" because my older brother called it that once when he couldn't find it and needed to ask where it was.
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