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Neb Skram • commented on a post 22 hours ago

Hey Pandas, What Are You Getting Your Mom For Mother's Day? (Closed)

thank you

Neb Skram • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

Hey Pandas, What Are You Getting Your Mom For Mother's Day? (Closed)

I'm sorry to hear this. I hope you now have a decent support system in you life. We can't choose our families, but we can choose our friends. <3

45 Pics That Are Not That Great, But People Still Wanted To Share Them

It's Russia, they don't have much else

Neb Skram • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

50 Of The Funniest Classical Art Memes To Make Your Daily Coffee Break More Enjoyable (New Pics)

maybe she's a lesbian? they are mostly unimpressed with viewing a penis

45 Pics That Are Not That Great, But People Still Wanted To Share Them

and down past the hockey puck holes

Neb Skram • submitted a list addition 1 day ago

Hey Pandas, What Are You Getting Your Mom For Mother's Day? (Closed)

Neb Skram • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

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Neb Skram • upvoted 6 items 4 days ago

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

And you have more school shootings a year than the rest of the world combined has EVER had

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

What's done in the name of Christianity by people calling themselves Christian is truly heartbreaking

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

And you have more school shootings a year than the rest of the world combined has EVER had

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

What's done in the name of Christianity by people calling themselves Christian is truly heartbreaking

“If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For

Sorry but anyone that believes in these doomsday prophecies are not very bright. Doubt this person would have done well in their studies anyways if they bought into that nonsense. (Late edit: Assuming OP was not a child at the time)

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

I love this answer ;D

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

*Salutes the professor* Preach, Sir!

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

Men, you can't give birth. Sit down when abortion is discussed.

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Neb Skram • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult

Find A Different Career

Neb Skram • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

“They’re Just Crunchy Vinegar”: 50 Unhinged And Unfiltered Food Opinions

i just put out my tomato plants for a summer full of tomato samies

“They’re Just Crunchy Vinegar”: 50 Unhinged And Unfiltered Food Opinions

you dont HAVE to swallow them whole give them a chew or two they taste great

Neb Skram • upvoted an item 1 week ago

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

Kyle Rittenhouse is a murderer.

Neb Skram • commented on 5 posts 3 weeks ago

“He Faked It:” 30 Times Employees Messed Up So Bad, They Got Themselves Fired

did his meat missile launch before he lost his job? asking for a friend

“He Faked It:” 30 Times Employees Messed Up So Bad, They Got Themselves Fired

if i was one of those people who had their lunch eaten for them i FOR SURE would have done a lunch with pepper spray in it and see who was crying

“He Faked It:” 30 Times Employees Messed Up So Bad, They Got Themselves Fired

did his meat missile launch before he lost his job? asking for a friend

“He Faked It:” 30 Times Employees Messed Up So Bad, They Got Themselves Fired

if i was one of those people who had their lunch eaten for them i FOR SURE would have done a lunch with pepper spray in it and see who was crying

“He Faked It:” 30 Times Employees Messed Up So Bad, They Got Themselves Fired

then AT LEAST he should have brought some fresh underwear to work as its a daily thing

“He Faked It:” 30 Times Employees Messed Up So Bad, They Got Themselves Fired

no way would i leave my whiskey collection out while i am having remodeling work done no way just asking to have it tasted

“He Faked It:” 30 Times Employees Messed Up So Bad, They Got Themselves Fired

charged for what? being an idiot? not a crime now he could have been sued by old lady but better to sue walmart they have more $$$ than some kid

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Neb Skram • upvoted 11 items 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, Tell Me Your Best April Fool's Prank (Closed)

my co worker went on vacation and i took an old keyboard put a bunch of grass seed in it and watered it the grass was growing strong 2 weeks later when he came back

“Someone Saw Him Dancing With The Corpse”: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Facts People Ever Heard

As an anthropologist, I gotta say bacteria are much scarier.

Hey Pandas, Tell Me Your Best April Fool's Prank (Closed)

my co worker went on vacation and i took an old keyboard put a bunch of grass seed in it and watered it the grass was growing strong 2 weeks later when he came back

“Someone Saw Him Dancing With The Corpse”: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Facts People Ever Heard

As an anthropologist, I gotta say bacteria are much scarier.

“Someone Saw Him Dancing With The Corpse”: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Facts People Ever Heard

So what you're saying is that there's a chance I don't have to work tomorrow?

“Someone Saw Him Dancing With The Corpse”: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Facts People Ever Heard

Your dog might be a closet vegan.

“Someone Saw Him Dancing With The Corpse”: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Facts People Ever Heard

America losing 6 nukes doesn't look so bad now, does it?

“Someone Saw Him Dancing With The Corpse”: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Facts People Ever Heard

There was a major anthrax outbreak in Russia about 8 years ago for this very reason.

“Someone Saw Him Dancing With The Corpse”: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Facts People Ever Heard

Yet you can become president without even checking your IQ.

50 Cursed Images That Get Weirder The More You Scroll, As Shared On This Instagram Account

it's because police *should* help people in dangerous emergencies, but what people don't like is police brutality, and militarization, which are part of our current system.

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

Tough egg, hard cheese. I'm sitting down, wether your leg is there or not is your choice.

30 Times People Online Were Doing Something They Thought Was Harmless Only To Find Out It Wasn’t

You didn't need the bike helmet. It sounds like you don't have any brains to protect.

30 Times People Online Were Doing Something They Thought Was Harmless Only To Find Out It Wasn’t

I wonder if the OP knows admitting he was an a*****e doesn't make him any less of an a*****e, it just makes him a self aware a*****e. I've seen and heard comments like this from people all my life, and they never seem to understand that being aware of it doesn't absolve them of it.

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Neb Skram • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, Tell Me Your Best April Fool's Prank (Closed)

my co worker went on vacation and i took an old keyboard put a bunch of grass seed in it and watered it the grass was growing strong 2 weeks later when he came back

“Someone Saw Him Dancing With The Corpse”: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Facts People Ever Heard

maybe your dog was a cat?

Hey Pandas, Tell Me Your Best April Fool's Prank (Closed)

my co worker went on vacation and i took an old keyboard put a bunch of grass seed in it and watered it the grass was growing strong 2 weeks later when he came back

“Someone Saw Him Dancing With The Corpse”: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Facts People Ever Heard

maybe your dog was a cat?

50 Cursed Images That Get Weirder The More You Scroll, As Shared On This Instagram Account

all that's needed is a swipe of brown paint lol

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Neb Skram • commented on a post 2 months ago

50 Of The Most Hilarious Comebacks To Have Graced The Internet (New Pics)

O-SNAP SNAP SNAP

Neb Skram • submitted a new post 9 months ago

Challenge

Hey Pandas, Post Pics Of Your Funny Veggies (Closed)

Neb Skram • submitted a list addition 1 day ago

Hey Pandas, What Are You Getting Your Mom For Mother's Day? (Closed)

Neb Skram • submitted a list addition 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Show You've Ever Watched?

Neb Skram • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Act Of Revenge Are You Most Proud Of? (Closed)

Neb Skram • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Gives You Holiday Anxiety? (Closed)

Neb Skram • submitted 5 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share Some Halloween Tips And Tricks (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Today Is A National Food Day, Share Something You've Cooked Recently (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Red Flags In A Workplace? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Weirdest Snack Combination? (Closed)

Neb Skram • submitted 5 list additions 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Good Purchase You Didn’t Need But Ended Up Being Happy About? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is One Thing You Hate About Social Media? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was A Near-Death Situation You Faced? (Closed)

Neb Skram • submitted 3 list additions 8 months ago

Tomato Porn

Hey Pandas, What Silly Thing Did You Use To Believe As A Kid?

Neb Skram • submitted 3 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post Pics Of Your Funny Veggies (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Socks Are You Wearing Today? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Please Show Us A Current Picture Of Your Gardens (Closed)

Neb Skram • commented on a post 22 hours ago

Hey Pandas, What Are You Getting Your Mom For Mother's Day? (Closed)

thank you

Neb Skram • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

50 Of The Funniest Classical Art Memes To Make Your Daily Coffee Break More Enjoyable (New Pics)

maybe she's a lesbian? they are mostly unimpressed with viewing a penis

45 Pics That Are Not That Great, But People Still Wanted To Share Them

and down past the hockey puck holes

Neb Skram • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

depends on who is seeing those boys shoulders. like girls or boiz

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

heartbreaking is not the right word disgusting is a better fit

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

O-SNAP

Neb Skram • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

“They’re Just Crunchy Vinegar”: 50 Unhinged And Unfiltered Food Opinions

i just put out my tomato plants for a summer full of tomato samies

“They’re Just Crunchy Vinegar”: 50 Unhinged And Unfiltered Food Opinions

you dont HAVE to swallow them whole give them a chew or two they taste great

Neb Skram • commented on 5 posts 3 weeks ago

“He Faked It:” 30 Times Employees Messed Up So Bad, They Got Themselves Fired

did his meat missile launch before he lost his job? asking for a friend

“He Faked It:” 30 Times Employees Messed Up So Bad, They Got Themselves Fired

if i was one of those people who had their lunch eaten for them i FOR SURE would have done a lunch with pepper spray in it and see who was crying

“He Faked It:” 30 Times Employees Messed Up So Bad, They Got Themselves Fired

then AT LEAST he should have brought some fresh underwear to work as its a daily thing

“He Faked It:” 30 Times Employees Messed Up So Bad, They Got Themselves Fired

no way would i leave my whiskey collection out while i am having remodeling work done no way just asking to have it tasted

“He Faked It:” 30 Times Employees Messed Up So Bad, They Got Themselves Fired

charged for what? being an idiot? not a crime now he could have been sued by old lady but better to sue walmart they have more $$$ than some kid

Neb Skram • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, Tell Me Your Best April Fool's Prank (Closed)

my co worker went on vacation and i took an old keyboard put a bunch of grass seed in it and watered it the grass was growing strong 2 weeks later when he came back

“Someone Saw Him Dancing With The Corpse”: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Facts People Ever Heard

maybe your dog was a cat?

50 Cursed Images That Get Weirder The More You Scroll, As Shared On This Instagram Account

all that's needed is a swipe of brown paint lol

Neb Skram • commented on 4 posts 2 months ago

50 Of The Most Hilarious Comebacks To Have Graced The Internet (New Pics)

O-SNAP SNAP SNAP

50 Of The Most Hilarious Comebacks To Have Graced The Internet (New Pics)

yeah its pre-buttered by being fried in butter

35 Fascinating Things About Australia That Shocked Visitors

OMG that funny

50 Hilariously Unhinged Random Memes That May Soothe Your Ever-Turbulent Soul

maybe his mom is hot?

Neb Skram • upvoted an item 1 day ago

Hey Pandas, What Are You Getting Your Mom For Mother's Day? (Closed)

I'm sorry to hear this. I hope you now have a decent support system in you life. We can't choose our families, but we can choose our friends. <3

Neb Skram • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

Hey Pandas, Tell Me Your Best April Fool's Prank (Closed)

my co worker went on vacation and i took an old keyboard put a bunch of grass seed in it and watered it the grass was growing strong 2 weeks later when he came back

45 Pics That Are Not That Great, But People Still Wanted To Share Them

It's Russia, they don't have much else

Neb Skram • upvoted 8 items 3 days ago

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

And you have more school shootings a year than the rest of the world combined has EVER had

Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

Men, you can't give birth. Sit down when abortion is discussed.

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

I love this answer ;D

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

What's done in the name of Christianity by people calling themselves Christian is truly heartbreaking

Find A Different Career

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

*Salutes the professor* Preach, Sir!

“If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For

Neb Skram • upvoted an item 1 week ago

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

Kyle Rittenhouse is a murderer.

Neb Skram • upvoted 8 items 1 month ago

“Someone Saw Him Dancing With The Corpse”: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Facts People Ever Heard

So what you're saying is that there's a chance I don't have to work tomorrow?

“Someone Saw Him Dancing With The Corpse”: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Facts People Ever Heard

Yet you can become president without even checking your IQ.

“Someone Saw Him Dancing With The Corpse”: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Facts People Ever Heard

America losing 6 nukes doesn't look so bad now, does it?

“Someone Saw Him Dancing With The Corpse”: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Facts People Ever Heard

As an anthropologist, I gotta say bacteria are much scarier.

“Someone Saw Him Dancing With The Corpse”: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Facts People Ever Heard

There was a major anthrax outbreak in Russia about 8 years ago for this very reason.

“Someone Saw Him Dancing With The Corpse”: 50 Of The Most Unsettling Facts People Ever Heard

Your dog might be a closet vegan.

30 Times People Online Were Doing Something They Thought Was Harmless Only To Find Out It Wasn’t

You didn't need the bike helmet. It sounds like you don't have any brains to protect.

30 Times People Online Were Doing Something They Thought Was Harmless Only To Find Out It Wasn’t

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