Jenni Joy
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Jenni Joy • upvoted 9 items 7 months ago
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Jenni Joy • upvoted 8 items 8 months ago
Lessons-Parents-Teach-Kids-Backfired
Told kids that if they were bad they would get coal in their stockings on Christmas. "What's Coal?", they asked. Well, it is a rock that you can light on fire. They now want coal.
Lessons-Parents-Teach-Kids-Backfired
My parents did the thing where they gave 4-year-old me a sip of Budweiser under the impression that I could say that it was yucky and then turn it into some lesson about not drinking Mommy and Daddy drinks, or whatever. I instead took a sip and said "Mmm! Can I have one?" The lesson that beer is good has lasted to adulthood.Lessons-Parents-Teach-Kids-Backfired
Told kids that if they were bad they would get coal in their stockings on Christmas. "What's Coal?", they asked. Well, it is a rock that you can light on fire. They now want coal.Lessons-Parents-Teach-Kids-Backfired
My parents did the thing where they gave 4-year-old me a sip of Budweiser under the impression that I could say that it was yucky and then turn it into some lesson about not drinking Mommy and Daddy drinks, or whatever. I instead took a sip and said "Mmm! Can I have one?" The lesson that beer is good has lasted to adulthood.
Billionaires And Ceos Being Self-Made
The lie, in the US at least, that billionaires and CEOs are self made men and women. Most wealth in this country is inherited and most who claim to be "self made" were already born into wealthy families.
Global Warming Being The Responsibility Of Just The Individual
That global warming is the responsibility of the individual and not about 100 corporations.
Dandelions Being Weeds
Dandelions are weeds. They’re actually very nutritious and great for pollinators. Big Grass are a bunch of d**kheads
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Jenni Joy • upvoted 7 items 9 months ago
Basic-Useful-Safety-Tips
Firefighter here; Sleep with your doors shut at night (helps prevent fire spread/smoke inhalation) Be able to crawl, blindfolded, out of every room in your house. Make sure everyone in your home knows what to do in the event of a fire. Where to meet afterwards, etc. If you have kids, explain to them that firefighters may look ‘scary’ in full turnout gear, but they can not be afraid of us. Friendly reminder while I have your attention; check the batteries in your smoke detector. They truly are life savers.Basic-Useful-Safety-Tips
Firefighter here; Sleep with your doors shut at night (helps prevent fire spread/smoke inhalation) Be able to crawl, blindfolded, out of every room in your house. Make sure everyone in your home knows what to do in the event of a fire. Where to meet afterwards, etc. If you have kids, explain to them that firefighters may look ‘scary’ in full turnout gear, but they can not be afraid of us. Friendly reminder while I have your attention; check the batteries in your smoke detector. They truly are life savers.
Basic-Useful-Safety-Tips
Be gross if you’re being kidnapped. Men don’t like gross girls. Force yourself to throw up, rip your hair out, pee yourself or defecate. Try to fight back and scratch as hard as you can. Leaving physical evidence everywhere at the very least helps identify your body and get him prosecuted for the crime. Not to be morbid but. If it looks like you’re about to die then make sure you leave as much evidence as you possibly can.
Basic-Useful-Safety-Tips
One for knowing what to do when encountering bears: When it’s brown, lie down. Brown bears are pretty aggressive. The first thing to do is put your arms above your head and stand as firm as possible to make yourself look big. When the brown bear is still coming to you, don’t run! Lie down, curled in a ball with you backpack still on; it’ll protect you. The bear will paw you, see that you’re no longer food and move along. If it’s black, fight back. Black bears are less aggressive and can easily be fought back. Just like with brown bears, make yourself look as big as you possibly can. It’ll see you as a threat and move away. If it’s white, say goodnight. Polar bears are the biggest species of bears on earth. If you’re running away from one, throw your pack to the side; polar bears have a short attention span and will go to the parcel you threw to the side. If that doesn’t work, and the polar bear is still gaining on you, there’s unfortunately nothing left but to accept Christ as your Lord and Savior because it’ll un-alive you in minutes.
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For women especially. If someone is making you uncomfortable or just giving off weird/creepy vibes, you never should worry about being "rude." You don't have to be nice/polite, your safety comes first.Basic-Useful-Safety-Tips
Don't merge back in front of a semi truck until you can see where its steer (front) tires meet the pavement, then keep going. Truckers don't leave big gaps in front of themselves in traffic out of the kindness of their hearts. They do it because trucks are hard to stop even with powerful air brakes, and the kinetic energy in an 80,000 truck/load combo traveling at 65mph would turn you into a fine pink mist if they hit you. WAY too many drivers don't know how to act around semis, at their mortal peril. Source: am trucker
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Jenni Joy • upvoted 13 items 10 months ago
Hey Pandas, When Did You Realize You Are Getting Old?
When I had to start trimming my eyebrows and chin hairs more often than the hair on my head. So unfair.Hey Pandas, When Did You Realize You Are Getting Old?
So many answers, so little time. You are afraid to read the obits, because you might see your classmate's name. There were only 63 kids in my class and they are dying at alarming rate. You can remember song lyrics from the 60's and 70's, but have no idea what tv show you watched last night. Your favorite bands are in their late 70's and 80'sHey Pandas, When Did You Realize You Are Getting Old?
When I had to start trimming my eyebrows and chin hairs more often than the hair on my head. So unfair.Hey Pandas, When Did You Realize You Are Getting Old?
So many answers, so little time. You are afraid to read the obits, because you might see your classmate's name. There were only 63 kids in my class and they are dying at alarming rate. You can remember song lyrics from the 60's and 70's, but have no idea what tv show you watched last night. Your favorite bands are in their late 70's and 80's
People, Social Issues
Homeless Man Comes To Hotel Front Desk At Night To Ask About Transit Schedules, Ends Up Showered With Hotel Supplies Stolen By Receptionist
Culinary-Hill-Willing-To-Pass-On
Peanut butter is a fantastic savoury ingredient with a shockingly enormous range of applications.
Culinary-Hill-Willing-To-Pass-On
I don't want to hear that you're bad at cooking if you don't follow a recipe or measure your ingredients. You can get so far by just reading and actually do it what it says.
Culinary-Hill-Willing-To-Pass-On
I live in the Midwest, I love the Midwest but just because you call something a salad does not mean it is healthy and an acceptable side dish to your main course. Snicker-marshmallow-mayo-whatever is not salad.
Culinary-Hill-Willing-To-Pass-On
That cheap bag of frozen peas and diced carrots you get at the grocery store is an outstandingly versatile source of nutrition. And tasty too.
Hey Pandas, What Are 3 Things You Really Love And 3 Things You Really Hate?
Loves! 1) Cuddling up under a blanket with my S.O and watching a show or MCYT together. 2) When you're trying to fall asleep and it starts raining outside, but like nice rain. Where it's just soft and peaceful and lulls you to sleep. 3) Anything caramel. Caramel ice cream, caramel sauce, caramel bites literally anything caramel or butterscotch is amazing. Hates... 1) people who take sexual assault casually or make jokes about it. Doing so invalidates real sexual assault victims and is just overall not ok. 2) Homophobes (and everyone else who would fall into similar categories) Not accepting someone because they are different is BS. 3) ASMR......it's just so gross...Show All 13 Upvotes
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Pharmaceutical Marketing
"Ask your doctor if JDGYRHKX is right for you!" WTF isn't that his job? I don't ask my mechanic or plumber if I need a certain product. Pharmaceutical marketing is a total ruse.Dandelions Being Weeds
Dandelions are weeds. They’re actually very nutritious and great for pollinators. Big Grass are a bunch of d**kheadsGlobal Warming Being The Responsibility Of Just The Individual
That global warming is the responsibility of the individual and not about 100 corporations.Billionaires And Ceos Being Self-Made
The lie, in the US at least, that billionaires and CEOs are self made men and women. Most wealth in this country is inherited and most who claim to be "self made" were already born into wealthy families.Lessons-Parents-Teach-Kids-Backfired
My parents did the thing where they gave 4-year-old me a sip of Budweiser under the impression that I could say that it was yucky and then turn it into some lesson about not drinking Mommy and Daddy drinks, or whatever. I instead took a sip and said "Mmm! Can I have one?" The lesson that beer is good has lasted to adulthood. Jenni Joy • upvoted 3 items 9 months ago
Basic-Useful-Safety-Tips
Be gross if you’re being kidnapped. Men don’t like gross girls. Force yourself to throw up, rip your hair out, pee yourself or defecate. Try to fight back and scratch as hard as you can. Leaving physical evidence everywhere at the very least helps identify your body and get him prosecuted for the crime. Not to be morbid but. If it looks like you’re about to die then make sure you leave as much evidence as you possibly can.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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