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We’re big fans of human beings in general, but oh my Lord, sometimes they’re so annoying, we wish we could mind-control them into being better. Humanity needs an upgrade, a software patch: the first thing that should be phased out are those pesky little behaviors that irritate us. That frustrate us. That make us rant and rave on the internet and to our friends.

Bored Panda has compiled a detailed list of these annoying things that people do, big and small, all for your viewing (dis)pleasure. They’re likely to get your heart rate up, so remember to breathe and think calming thoughts throughout. Putting stickers on camera lenses, leaving restaurant tables messy, and refusing to queue properly are just a few of the maddening things lying at the tip of the iceberg. Though that last one might irk Brits more than anyone else.

As you’re scrolling down, remember to upvote the photos that you related to the most, dear Pandas. We’re also very curious about what other things annoy the ever-loving frick out of you, so be sure to write up a comment and post it at the bottom of this list. Ready to rage? Let’s go!

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People Who Constantly Block The Isles Of Stores To Stand Around And Chat

People Who Constantly Block The Isles Of Stores To Stand Around And Chat

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Clarin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps it's the photo that's incorrect and it's referring to an epidemic of mass old lady chatting in the Isle of Wight

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Luna Moth
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't upvote this enough. I've had to literally yell at people to get them to move, and they act like you're the a hole

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JP
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've crashed my cart into theirs and pushed past. Probably makes me an a*****e, but there are just some days all my f***s are gone.

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Whoa! You are worst then them! Sry you are having a bad day, JP, but don't take it out on dorks that block the AISLES! They've just come across an old friend & are saying hello! Chill, JP! Grow up! One of those old guys might just deck you for being an ___hole! LOL! I would!

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ADHORTATOR
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I aks them "May I join you? So we can block the whole traffic!"

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perfect! I would steal it if I wasn't an introvert who despises any interaction

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Adam C
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alway Isles, sidewalk or doorway. Worst is people stop right at the end of an escalator.

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cybermerlin2000
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have found just saying excuse me will get an apology, and they will move out of the way, but it is annoying

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are lucky you will get apology but quite often i have the looks "why are you bothering our chat?"

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Id row
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, this one is a major peeve of mine. It's annoying and so selfishly rude.

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Meredith Glenn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This and the people who feel the need to shop right down the center of an aisle so you can’t get around on either side

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Jumpin' Jo Hosafatz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are same self absorbed people that stop to chat at the airport, with their luggage stretched out all around them and blocking the way in halls while people are rushing to get past them!

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Shoddy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or the doorways. And you're in the wrong for wanting to get through.

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denzoren
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This also goes for anywhere you're blocking a walking path.

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Philly Bob Squires
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I ask once politely, the 2nd time loudly and the 3rd time I'll just run 'em over. Some people act like they own the store. Aisle hogs!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And people who stand in front of the shelfs not knowing what they want and you need something but you have to wait for them to decide what the f*** they want

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Kim Shannon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or park their cart in the middle of the aisle and wander off looking for something. I've seen women do this and they leave their purses behind and unzipped!

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Ezigma
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This annoys me so bad because some days I'm not well enough to walk around and need to use a electric cart but can't because I can't get around due to people like this.

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Sur Mer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately, these people like to get hysterically loud when you ask them nicely to step aside. They live on their own planet.

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Crazy Meerkat Lady
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I usually say, in a friendly voice, something in the lines of "ah, what a lovely spot you've chosen to catch up with each other, not at all blocking all the other people here today"

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Gretchen Esquilin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, what's worse is when they do that RIGHT at the entrance of the store! UGH!!!

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Christopher Walkies
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get irritated by this too. BUT. Humans once lived in communities and societies. They went to markets, met neighbours and gossiped. This was living. We have all been robotised into thinking a successful supply run is a record breaking dash without human interaction. That might be efficient. But it's not living.

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BetweenTheCracks
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meeting neighbors and... well, chatting, anyway is fine. Clogging up an OBVIOUS traffic area is not. If I see something pretty while I'm driving, is it cool if I come to a complete stop in the middle of the road/ freeway and just hang out as long as I like?

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June
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I passive-aggressively push their cart while staring at them with a ice cold look. There is no "excuse me" for such people. 😂

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or people who block the whole damn isle as they shop. It's not rocket science: cart in front of or behind you, leave half the isle clear!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes this makes me so MAD. something close was when my family and went went out to dinner and we were told we could wait 10 minutes for a table. then an entitled family of Karens showed up and sat down at our table. So we had to wait 40 minutes. hOw WoNdErFuL!!

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Casey B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ummm sorry but maybe that family had called ahead and made reservations....?

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Alex Hamilton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I very forcefully and very politely say "excuse me" and glare until they do.

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elfin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those people don't seem to be standing around chatting as much as they are scanning the area for merchandise.

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rustic raven
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just say please get the F*CK OUT OF MY WAY that's when EXCUSE ME doesn't work !

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Beth Dezarn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd love to yell "youre blocking the aisle!" But I usually just go around them.

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Polly Culberson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, heck, just crash into their carts and apologize for being blind as a bat, because they are, too.

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MAKtheknife
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And there is no one else in the world but me...............

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Claire Armstrong
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And they continued doing so all during the various stages of lock down! They were fine though, they were standing across the aisle from each other, eff anyone who needed to pass them, eff our 2m social distancing when they needed to block the effing aisle to have a good old chat! Arghhhh🤬

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NeonDisco
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel the same way about prams/buggies on public footpaths.

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Stannous Flouride
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my punk days I said, "That's why god invented spiked bracelets."

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Chris
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Walk by them and do a huge fart ;) they will soon move

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John Frohlich
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just push my trolley through,& tell them to chat outside not blocking the aisle

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Rannveig Ess
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This also ticks me off when it's "free sample day" at the area Sam's Club so people come with their families and hang around, basically eating a free lunch and acting like it's a party. If you're really just shopping, the end of every aisle is jammed with people standing around waiting for the Sample Person to make another batch of 5 products, so they can rush and get their 7th one. They move along from kiosk to kiosk like a cloud of locusts.

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Thay
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always say something passive aggressive as im walking by like, " i didnt know Walmart was the spot for family reunions now". Usually gets a few dirty looks but they always move haha

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The Boss
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always stand by them and just stare till they noticed and when they say " oop I'm sorry, we're in the way" I just continue standing there for a minute then walk the other way just so they know.

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Tara Raay
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they don’t move after asking nicely, I’ve pushed the cart aside nicely and walk by. I love the offended looks!

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Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol this happens to me at school when some randos are blocking a hallway and I need to get to class I'm like "BEEP BEEP" and they give me a look that says geez wtf and it makes me feel good 😂😂

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Marie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought this was originally about the lady with sox tan lines?

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Bored Silly
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was at Walmart grocery shopping and there were 2 couples doing this for the entire 1.5 hours I was there. Super busy long lines and them right in the middle of the aisle chatting away. During a panemic too.

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Yara Balabanova
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree, it's really annoying. But putting photos of people on the internet online without their consent is also a jerk thing to do

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T.Milly
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just run my cart into them if they ignore my pleas to get through the human bulwark.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1- you follow ppl into the store and soon as they get their cart, they just stop right in the way to settle themselves or load kids into the cart. Like pls move over, other ppl are entering also. 2- when it rains, they stop right inside the shake off the water, or they wait to leave, blocking the door. Like they are waiting for their ride or the rain to stop. Some of us just want to leave pls! They act like they're going to melt if they get wet!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aisles* And yes omg so annoying, same as those that stop just outside the store exit, oblivious to other customers leaving

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Cdickson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it’s in poor taste to take pictures of strangers without their permission.

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iblowsheep
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i usually just walk right up to them and shove their carts out of the way

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People That Park Like This

People That Park Like This

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some assholes do that deliberately, they don't want any other cars getting too close and maybe scratching the paintwork. That's far more important than other people's need to park!

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Executive coach Dr. Marcia Reynolds notes on Psychology Today that we should save our energy for serious fights instead of wasting it on everyone who annoys us even slightly. Minor conflicts aren’t worth getting stormy about, even if we might want to teach someone a well-earned lesson.

According to Dr. Reynolds if you “shift your attention elsewhere” and remove the energy from the fight, you might surprise the person who’s currently making your life a living hell. It’s a different path that’s available to us: instead of making the person go into their defensive mode and stick to their story, now they’re wondering what exactly is going on.

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For The Sake Of All Love That Is Holy, If You Do This, Please Pick A Side And Get Out Of The Damn Way

For The Sake Of All Love That Is Holy, If You Do This, Please Pick A Side And Get Out Of The Damn Way

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Prior to the ubiquitous growth of e-vehicles, it's easy enough to move to the side when you hear one coming behind you. At the same time, I've also encountered people who will *scream* at you if you go within a nanomillimeter of their parked car, with or without a trolley, so walking in the middle then makes sense. Combine the two and you can get people of a certain age who are not quick on their feet attempting to move out of the way because they'll be screamed at by the parked car owners and honked at by the drivers and it's no wonder so many older people no longer give a flying Frick.

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When People Drape Their Hair Over The Backs Of Chairs

When People Drape Their Hair Over The Backs Of Chairs

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Hannah Edwards
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would anyone think it’s acceptable to do that? I’m genuinely confused how someone can be that rude.

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I Had To Get Into My Car From The Passenger Seat Because This Person Doesn’t Know What The White Lines Are For

I Had To Get Into My Car From The Passenger Seat Because This Person Doesn’t Know What The White Lines Are For

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Body language, however, is just as important as our words. “Manage your non-verbal behavior. If you are going to stay out of the fight, don't roll your eyes, mutter under your breath, or make an ugly face as you turn away. You are still sparking the fire with your gestures,” Dr. Reynolds explains.

“The best thing to do is take a big breath, let it out slowly, and focus on breathing comfortably. You are strong when you control your reactions. The disrespect the person is showing has nothing to do with you personally.”

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These Girls Taking Up 2 Seats Each While Other People Have To Stand

These Girls Taking Up 2 Seats Each While Other People Have To Stand

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I would take their feet down and sit! This is totally annoying and selfish!

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70% Off Sales, People Touch Clothes And Throw Them On The Floor

70% Off Sales, People Touch Clothes And Throw Them On The Floor

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Hansel Indenbirken
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Simply disgusting. Add this to the ever-growing list of reasons aliens have for refusing to establish contact with us.

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Dr. Reynolds also points out that our health is far more important than putting someone in their rightful place. Sure, you might rant a bit, but you’re likely to fail to convince someone to change their ways. And the one who suffers is you because now you’re full of anger and hate. Choose to react differently, even if your instincts say otherwise.

By the way, Pandas, if you’re in the mood for some more examples of annoying behavior that’ll make you wonder how any of us manage to get along at all, you ought to check out Bored Panda’s previous articles here, here, here, and here.

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People Who Do This With Their Shopping Carts

People Who Do This With Their Shopping Carts

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are in America shopping carts free? In Slovenia we have to put 1e or 50c or 2e in to get it (we get the money back when we return the shopping cart to its home) or well the stores sometimes have these coins with their logo on which can be used to borrow shopping carts

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When People Do This With Perishable Goods

When People Do This With Perishable Goods

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This Guy At The Coffee Shop Took His Shoes Off And Put His Feet On The Coffee Table

This Guy At The Coffee Shop Took His Shoes Off And Put His Feet On The Coffee Table

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People Hoping To Skip Queues By Standing Like This And Trying To Slip In

People Hoping To Skip Queues By Standing Like This And Trying To Slip In

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There Are Trash Cans Literally At Every Corner In Malls. Why Make Other People Clean Up Your Mess

There Are Trash Cans Literally At Every Corner In Malls. Why Make Other People Clean Up Your Mess

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Happens all the time at my work at a popular clothing store. EVEN FOOD SMEARED ON THE GROUND!

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A**holes Who Leave Store Shelves Like This

A**holes Who Leave Store Shelves Like This

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People Who Can’t Pick Up After Themselves

People Who Can’t Pick Up After Themselves

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JB
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They have a sign for this “If you’re not able to return the weights to their place please let the girls at reception know and they will put them away for you”. Sexist, but does the trick.

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This Guy On My 9 Hr Flight Just Plugged These Bad Boys In Once They Turned Off The Lights At 11:30 Pm

This Guy On My 9 Hr Flight Just Plugged These Bad Boys In Once They Turned Off The Lights At 11:30 Pm

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Some Jerk In My Office: “Damn, That Was Close. If I Took That Last Ice Cube I Might Have To Refill The Tray”

Some Jerk In My Office: “Damn, That Was Close. If I Took That Last Ice Cube I Might Have To Refill The Tray”

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Kat
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my office nobody takes the last piece of anything in fear of having to wash something, reload something or throw away something...

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People Who Do This

People Who Do This

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This Guy At My Work Never Drinks The Whole Coca Cola

This Guy At My Work Never Drinks The Whole Coca Cola

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Pawn Shops Who Put Price Stickers Right On The Lens Of A Camera. No Way That’s Coming Off Clean

Pawn Shops Who Put Price Stickers Right On The Lens Of A Camera. No Way That’s Coming Off Clean

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Kat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or shops who put the price tag on expiry date or ingredients list

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The Amount Of Half Empty Bottles In My Parents Fridge

The Amount Of Half Empty Bottles In My Parents Fridge

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3 People, 12 Seats

3 People, 12 Seats

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would reserve judgment on this. There may not have been anyone else there when they lay down to nap. Happened to me once, in a hangar in Kuwait. Only two of us in the terminal, we lay down to nap, woke up to find an entire Company of 101st Airborne (100+) sleeping all around us, even on the floor.

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How This Fancy "Heirloom" Pre-WWII Dishware Was Shipped To Us By Our Friend

How This Fancy "Heirloom" Pre-WWII Dishware Was Shipped To Us By Our Friend

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westwing
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your friend either hates you or is an utter moron - either way you need to lose them….

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A Friend Saw This In The Subway During The Climate Strike

A Friend Saw This In The Subway During The Climate Strike

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I'm Staying At My Friend's House Tonight And Found This Monstrosity When I Used Their 10 Year Old Son's Bathroom

I'm Staying At My Friend's House Tonight And Found This Monstrosity When I Used Their 10 Year Old Son's Bathroom

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His parents have chosen their battles. This isn't one of them. Wise people.

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My Coworker Returned The Front Desk Stapler Like This. Told Me It Ran Out Of Staples

My Coworker Returned The Front Desk Stapler Like This. Told Me It Ran Out Of Staples

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The Way My Coworker Used My Tape

The Way My Coworker Used My Tape

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People That Don't Clear The Timer On The Microwave

People That Don't Clear The Timer On The Microwave

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TK 421
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife is one of these demented freaks. Whenever I catch her I scream, “Another bomb defused at the (3 or whatever) second mark! We live to fight another day!” She. Absolutely. HATES it. Lol

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This Teacher Doesn’t Erase The Board Fully And Continues To Use It

This Teacher Doesn’t Erase The Board Fully And Continues To Use It

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People That Walk Down The Middle Of The Drive Aisle

People That Walk Down The Middle Of The Drive Aisle

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Emma Byrne
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, it's annoying but it's not a massive inconvenience, you shouldn't be going faster than walking speed in a car park anyway.

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People Who Block My School’s Stairwells And Then Leave Them Like This

People Who Block My School’s Stairwells And Then Leave Them Like This

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My Friend Is A Category 10 Weight Hoarder

My Friend Is A Category 10 Weight Hoarder

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Kat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate people like this. And I also have no problem telling them to organize after themselves.

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My Friend's Attempt To Sell Something On Facebook Marketplace

My Friend's Attempt To Sell Something On Facebook Marketplace

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have that all the time. People seem to ask the most absurd questions in this places or simply not read the description. Like "How much is the chair?" "Says the price clearly stated in the advertisement". "Can you sent it to X?" "The advertisement says pick up only". I really dont get people. One person wanted me to drive for 3h to deliver him a hasmter cage that i "sold" for free. After he insisted i told him that i would do it for a 1000 euros delivery fee

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Giving A Presentation To 100 People On Their Laptop

Giving A Presentation To 100 People On Their Laptop

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People Who Abandon Their Unwanted Groceries In The Freezer, Causing Them To Explode And Become Unsellable

People Who Abandon Their Unwanted Groceries In The Freezer, Causing Them To Explode And Become Unsellable

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or who abandon their unwanted frozen/refrigerated items on the regular shelves, rendering them also unsellable. It's a form of stealing as far as I'm concerned.

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Sidewalk Repair In Our Historic Neighborhood. Thanks City Workers

Sidewalk Repair In Our Historic Neighborhood. Thanks City Workers

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#43

People Who Block Window Seats On Public Transit

People Who Block Window Seats On Public Transit

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I admit, i sit like this BUT i hold my backpack in my lap and try to look like I'm willing to move if anyone wants the window seat (anxiety, if i get trapped in then i miss my stop and get a panic attack) Have moved no problem for many people before (as odd as that sounds) and most of them prefer the window

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I Hate People

I Hate People

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Mazer
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happens at the disabled crosshatch area (Meant to provide needed room for wheelchairs) every single time I try to park. There are times I’ve actually had to call the store and get somebody to come and move all the carts just so that I could park my vehicle. We’re surrounded by thoughtful people…not

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#46

My Girlfriend's Silverware Drawer At School

My Girlfriend's Silverware Drawer At School

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok I don't like the whole sharp knives mixed in thing. Otherwise, I have a thing in the drawer for each type, but to each their own (but don't mix stabby things in to it!)

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#47

The Way My Dad Cuts Avocados

The Way My Dad Cuts Avocados

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#48

My Girlfriend Doesn't Eat The Ends Of Her Fries

My Girlfriend Doesn't Eat The Ends Of Her Fries

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#49

Our New Milkman Doesn’t Put The Milk Bottles In The Container After Taking The Empty Ones Out. Absolutely Barbaric Behaviour

Our New Milkman Doesn’t Put The Milk Bottles In The Container After Taking The Empty Ones Out. Absolutely Barbaric Behaviour

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#50

My Friend Suggested I Post My Phone Menu Screen

My Friend Suggested I Post My Phone Menu Screen

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#51

I Asked The Lady To Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces

I Asked The Lady To Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah but did you say even pieces? Huh? Did you? Did you? /s Malicious compliance at work here.

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#52

Coffee Shops That Add This Much Ice To Your Drink

Coffee Shops That Add This Much Ice To Your Drink

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is almost like a scam so they can give you less product, I always ask beforehand, lil ice plz

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#54

Let A Friend Borrow My Magnetic Beads About A Week Ago. Got Bored Today And Decided To Rebuild The Original Cube (How It Was When Borrowed). One Blue Bead Is Missing And I Can’t Make The Whole Cube Now

Let A Friend Borrow My Magnetic Beads About A Week Ago. Got Bored Today And Decided To Rebuild The Original Cube (How It Was When Borrowed). One Blue Bead Is Missing And I Can’t Make The Whole Cube Now

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#55

Both Spelling And The Actual Password For The WiFi At A Hotel Where A Friend Is Staying

Both Spelling And The Actual Password For The WiFi At A Hotel Where A Friend Is Staying

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#56

The Way My Wife Positions Her Drink On The Laptop

The Way My Wife Positions Her Drink On The Laptop

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is NOT recommended. I had a glass of coke on the same stand as my laptop whilst teaching a training course. Knocked it over and the laptop immediately shutdown. Fortunately it was in our office and I was able to borrow another laptop. Mine was actually fine when it dried out, but the keys were a bit sticky for a while!

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My Coworker's Desktop

My Coworker's Desktop

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Steve Barnett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would do my head in. I've attached a picture of mine and I still think there's too many. Please feel free to comment or ask questions. Desktop-60...31-png.jpg Desktop-60ee9a272ae31-png.jpg

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#58

Has To Use My Coworkers Office Today Who Is On Vacation To Make Some Phone Calls. This Is What His Phone Cord Looks Like

Has To Use My Coworkers Office Today Who Is On Vacation To Make Some Phone Calls. This Is What His Phone Cord Looks Like

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#59

This

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Dorothy Parker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know, I know. The thought of fat free chicken noodle soup really bothers me too.

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#60

Teachers That Leave The Cursor On The Playbar

Teachers That Leave The Cursor On The Playbar

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Raise your hand and ask the teacher to move the cursor. Another case of not speaking up.

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#61

If You Do This Then Screw You

If You Do This Then Screw You

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#62

So My Sister Was Complaining There's No Toothpaste Left, She Has No Common Sense I Swear

So My Sister Was Complaining There's No Toothpaste Left, She Has No Common Sense I Swear

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Steve Barnett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of people don't have common sense. Fortunately, others do: The World is a mish-mash of capable and non-capable human beings.

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#63

People Who Shop Like This

People Who Shop Like This

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Vasana Phong
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I have to do this I always park my cart out of the way, it’s called courtesy

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Someone At Work Always Flips The Toilet-Roll This Way. I Flip It Back Several Times A Day, But He Doesn't Give Up

Someone At Work Always Flips The Toilet-Roll This Way. I Flip It Back Several Times A Day, But He Doesn't Give Up

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#66

My 29-Year-Old Sister Does This Abomination. She Opens Multiple Packages Before Finishing The Already Open Ones. This Isn’t Restricted To Cookies

My 29-Year-Old Sister Does This Abomination. She Opens Multiple Packages Before Finishing The Already Open Ones. This Isn’t Restricted To Cookies

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#67

This Is A Gym Trash Can, Not Your Personal Shelf

This Is A Gym Trash Can, Not Your Personal Shelf

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#68

How My Brother “Puts Away” The Dishes

How My Brother “Puts Away” The Dishes

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that was my house they would’ve magically migrated to his bed seconds after I saw this

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#69

Teachers Being Like, Go To This Link And Fill Out The Form

Teachers Being Like, Go To This Link And Fill Out The Form

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only terrible person that would change one character and then show the teacher the link isn’t working? 😈

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#70

Leaving 14 Weights On A Machine For The Next Person To Move

Leaving 14 Weights On A Machine For The Next Person To Move

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate these people. And I tell them when I see this behaviour.

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#71

My Grandparents DVD Player

My Grandparents DVD Player

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#72

Don't Think My Mate Understands How Screen Protectors Work

Don't Think My Mate Understands How Screen Protectors Work

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#73

These Are Most Of The Go-Backs After My Store's Sunday Christmas Rush. Wish Me And My Coworkers Good Luck On This One

These Are Most Of The Go-Backs After My Store's Sunday Christmas Rush. Wish Me And My Coworkers Good Luck On This One

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#75

You Literally Have Walk Past The Produce Section To Leave

You Literally Have Walk Past The Produce Section To Leave

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#76

I Work In A Classified Area And Have Limited Access To My Phone During The Day

I Work In A Classified Area And Have Limited Access To My Phone During The Day

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#77

This Is What My Mom Does With Her Gum When She Drinks Coffee. I Hate It

This Is What My Mom Does With Her Gum When She Drinks Coffee. I Hate It

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I absolutely hate this! my mother/monster does that too! On a plate as well. When I see it, I always get up and offer her a napkin to put it there. She always says she would use it after the meal. No, mother. You won't. I can give you fresh one, not a used one.

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#78

Why Would Someone Do This?

Why Would Someone Do This?

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t know about this one first of all they’ve given you the sauce and if you don’t want as much as they’ve given you you can put on as much as you want from what they’ve given you. And the bun doesn’t get all soggy. So there. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it

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#79

As A Delivery Driver, This Is So Frustrating

As A Delivery Driver, This Is So Frustrating

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Roger Haywood
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You mean the obscured house number, not where the package or door is.

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#82

I See Your Annoying Starbucks Cup And Raise You Some Good Old Cross-Contamination

I See Your Annoying Starbucks Cup And Raise You Some Good Old Cross-Contamination

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Steve Barnett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m okay with non-perishable goods being left on a different non-perishable goods shelf. But when you do this, you are confirming to others that your level of intelligence is just fighting a losing battle.

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#83

Friend Was Eating Takis While Playing On My PC. Now I Gotta Clean It

Friend Was Eating Takis While Playing On My PC. Now I Gotta Clean It

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#84

This Is Donut Anarchy: My Friend's Co-Worker Cut A Piece Out Of Every Donut In The Box

This Is Donut Anarchy: My Friend's Co-Worker Cut A Piece Out Of Every Donut In The Box

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess the only good thing is he cut them and didn't bite into them, so you can still share.

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#85

That My Friend Won’t Let Me Take This Off Because, “I Need That On There”

That My Friend Won’t Let Me Take This Off Because, “I Need That On There”

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People Who Don't Peel New Things

People Who Don't Peel New Things

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Johnny
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had our dishwasher for 2 years before we realized there was plastic film on it -- it was always a dark blue-grey, now it's a bright stainless steel color that matches the rest of the appliances. There was no obvious seam on it, we only discovered it after trying to scrub off some dried sauce and the plastic started coming off -- I though I somehow damaged the stainless steel until I realized it was plastic.

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#87

My Friend Just Plugged In His Laptop Like This. Should I Cancel The Friendship?

My Friend Just Plugged In His Laptop Like This. Should I Cancel The Friendship?

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#88

My Buddy Decided This Would Be The Best Way To Open His Ziplock Bag Of Bullets

My Buddy Decided This Would Be The Best Way To Open His Ziplock Bag Of Bullets

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And he has access to bullets like these, but can't use a zip lock bag 🤦‍♀️

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#89

The Way My Brother Puts Ketchup On A Hamburger

The Way My Brother Puts Ketchup On A Hamburger

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then.... eats it with a knife and fork? I mean yeah, he probably can't pick it up without making a mess, but this is... awful in the most literal interpretation of the word. As in, it strikes me with awe.

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Someone Cut The Tops Off The Cinnamon Crunch Bagels At The Office

Someone Cut The Tops Off The Cinnamon Crunch Bagels At The Office

People have been eating JUST the top half of the Asiago Cheese bagels, leaving behind the thin bottoms. Proof of what's left.

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#91

People That Do This

People That Do This

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People Who Do This

People Who Do This

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Nevid
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait a minute "Slim Jim Giant Twin Org" sounds like an incomplete film title.

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#94

The Way This Container Was Opened By One Of My Coworkers

The Way This Container Was Opened By One Of My Coworkers

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Jayne Kyra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, I prefer to do this than those lid tops. Easier to get everything out without splashing outside the container.

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#95

My Friend’s Screen Protector

My Friend’s Screen Protector

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#96

My Friend’s Adamant Refusal To Remove His Screen Protector

My Friend’s Adamant Refusal To Remove His Screen Protector

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just seeing if this was my friend I would be buying him a new screen protector

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#97

Co Worker Has Had This Mouse For Years. How Do People Just Leave The Plastic On

Co Worker Has Had This Mouse For Years. How Do People Just Leave The Plastic On

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K Witmer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad gave me his 40yr old cherry wood bedroom set bc it was too big for his place and he never peeled the protective cover off of it. It was beautiful like it had never been touched when I removed it

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#98

My Brothers Headphone Cable

My Brothers Headphone Cable

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#99

I Let My Friend Borrow My Laptop For A Day

I Let My Friend Borrow My Laptop For A Day

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#100

A Friend Of Mine Posts Lyrics To Every Song That Comes On Her Pandora Station

A Friend Of Mine Posts Lyrics To Every Song That Comes On Her Pandora Station

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the cruelest way to get a song you do not like stuck in your head

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#102

My Friend Using Her Laptop As A Plate For Flaming Hot Cheetos

My Friend Using Her Laptop As A Plate For Flaming Hot Cheetos

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#103

I Asked My Friend To Cut The Cornbread

I Asked My Friend To Cut The Cornbread

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was that the same person that did the cement pattern earlier in this thread

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#105

The Way My Grandma Eats Pizza

The Way My Grandma Eats Pizza

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#106

Apparently My Coworkers Think It’s Necessary To Have 6 Rolls Of Toilet Paper In Use At Once

Apparently My Coworkers Think It’s Necessary To Have 6 Rolls Of Toilet Paper In Use At Once

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Johnny
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't the janitors do that when they change the roll? If there's not much left they change it and leave the small roll behind in the hope that someone uses it. But in this case, it looks like people prefer to use the regular roll.

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#107

When Teachers Do This

When Teachers Do This

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#108

My Friend's Xbox One Screen Is Super Small And He's Okay With It

My Friend's Xbox One Screen Is Super Small And He's Okay With It

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#109

How Much Coffee Per Pot My Coworkers Think Is Needed

How Much Coffee Per Pot My Coworkers Think Is Needed

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#110

My Friend Chooses Tablets At Random From The Packet

My Friend Chooses Tablets At Random From The Packet

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Mazer
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you’re suffering, things in the orderly world don’t matter

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When Your Clueless Teacher Leaves The Cursor On The Playbar

When Your Clueless Teacher Leaves The Cursor On The Playbar

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg this is the third time. Its not that bad! Try using a VHS on a crt tv. Or before that even existed. Its not so bad

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