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Women routinely outlive men for a variety of reasons, biological, social and lifestyle factors included. There may be one much more obvious factor however that often gets overlooked: men simply take more stupid risks.

This list, compiled by Bored Panda, is a vivid illustration of that. It is a collection of questionable intelligence, macho bravado and callous disregard for personal safety. And it is tragically funny! Scroll down below to check it out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

#2

So My Buddy Fell Off The Roof The Other Day

So My Buddy Fell Off The Roof The Other Day

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#3

Glassblower Playing Jump Rope With Molten Hot Glass

Glassblower Playing Jump Rope With Molten Hot Glass

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#4

Safety First

Safety First

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#5

Hey, You Push This Couch Out The Window, I'll Stand On My Car And Grab It

Hey, You Push This Couch Out The Window, I'll Stand On My Car And Grab It

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#6

On Vacation In Egypt. Called A Plumber To Fix The Toilet. He Calmly Climbs Out Of The Window In His Flip Flops

On Vacation In Egypt. Called A Plumber To Fix The Toilet. He Calmly Climbs Out Of The Window In His Flip Flops

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#7

Safety First, Sure

Safety First, Sure

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#8

Visual Representation Of Why Women Live Longer Than Men

Visual Representation Of Why Women Live Longer Than Men

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#9

5 Minutes Break

5 Minutes Break

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#10

Painting The Sidewalk Mexican Style

Painting The Sidewalk Mexican Style

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#11

New Member On A Robotics Team

New Member On A Robotics Team

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#12

So That's How They Do It...

So That's How They Do It...

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#13

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Keep Them Bobcats Rollin'

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Keep Them Bobcats Rollin'

StuffyUnicorn Report

#15

Welding Protection

Welding Protection

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#18

Necessity - The Mother Of Invention

Necessity - The Mother Of Invention

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#19

Demolition Man

Demolition Man

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r3dd3v1lL
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a movie scene. I see zero reason for that guy to be there otherwise.

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#20

When The Safety Director Is At Lunchtime

When The Safety Director Is At Lunchtime

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#21

This Will Be Just Fine

This Will Be Just Fine

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#22

Like My Foreman Told Me "If You Fall, You're Fired Before You Hit The Ground"

Like My Foreman Told Me "If You Fall, You're Fired Before You Hit The Ground"

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#23

No Ladder Needed

No Ladder Needed

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#25

Unplugging An Electric Car While Using Petrol Cans As Stilts To Avoid The Flood Water

Unplugging An Electric Car While Using Petrol Cans As Stilts To Avoid The Flood Water

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#27

My Roommate Has An Interesting Way Of Ironing His Pants

My Roommate Has An Interesting Way Of Ironing His Pants

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#28

When You're Cutting Open A Flammable Gas Cylinder With A Grinder, Always Remember To Put A Plastic Water Bottle Over Your Head. Always

When You're Cutting Open A Flammable Gas Cylinder With A Grinder, Always Remember To Put A Plastic Water Bottle Over Your Head. Always

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#29

They Didn't Even Need The Fourth Ladder

They Didn't Even Need The Fourth Ladder

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BlackestDawn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least they seem to have put some thought into it by tying them together, at least the black and top one.

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#30

Yeah, I Think That's Right

Yeah, I Think That's Right

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#32

Didn't Know The Shop Had A Barber On Tap

Didn't Know The Shop Had A Barber On Tap

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ADHORTATOR
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy is lucky....My brother used to be a bakerman, one of his female collegues was killed when her long hair was caught by a machine....

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#33

As A Safety Professional, Guys Like This, Is Why I Have Job Security

As A Safety Professional, Guys Like This, Is Why I Have Job Security

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#34

Goggles? Who Needs 'Em?

Goggles? Who Needs 'Em?

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Mojones
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As you can see by the partly emptied bottle, he absolutly gives zero f***s about safety

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#36

Can You Guys Hold The Ladder Real Quick?

Can You Guys Hold The Ladder Real Quick?

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Cyndi H
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, can we just acknowledge how strong one has to be to pull this off?

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#37

Umm. Not Sure Which Is Worse, The Guy Transporting Sheet Metal On The Scooter, Or The Unsecured Load In The Truck

Umm. Not Sure Which Is Worse, The Guy Transporting Sheet Metal On The Scooter, Or The Unsecured Load In The Truck

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#38

This Picture Makes Me So Nervous

This Picture Makes Me So Nervous

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r3dd3v1lL
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sparks are not the issue here. i'm more concerned by the position of his left hand and the lack of gloves.

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#39

Found This Guy Digging In A Manhole On Busy 4 Lane Road. No Cones, No Truck, Just An Orange Vest

Found This Guy Digging In A Manhole On Busy 4 Lane Road. No Cones, No Truck, Just An Orange Vest

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Steve Bowman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Germany there would be at least a pickup for the working crew parked at an angle in the middle of the road to create a traffic jam. And three colleagues in orange vests watching the one man work.

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#40

Yeah That Should Be Fine

Yeah That Should Be Fine

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Super Cat
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see how theese workers can rack up the courage to do something this crazy. All right i see how it's part of their job but... any sane person might just either deny the request or send in a complaint ( Not just this post , emphasizing on the others)

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#43

Watch And Learn, Boys

Watch And Learn, Boys

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#44

Natural Selection In Action

Natural Selection In Action

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#45

Mounting And Aiming A Wireless Isp Customer Radio + Antenna

Mounting And Aiming A Wireless Isp Customer Radio + Antenna

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#46

Ready For Lift Off

Ready For Lift Off

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#48

Standing On A Ladder That Is Held By A Ladder That Placed In A Gutter And Is Held By A Guy Who Is Standing On A Ladder

Standing On A Ladder That Is Held By A Ladder That Placed In A Gutter And Is Held By A Guy Who Is Standing On A Ladder

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#52

Approved Non-Slip Non-Conductive Tread

Approved Non-Slip Non-Conductive Tread

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Kay Bee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm more concerned about the health of the people that end up buying that fish ... NO to dirty shoes and a*s near my food!! Haha

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#53

Oh Good, At Least He Has A Safety Line

Oh Good, At Least He Has A Safety Line

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#54

Working Class Hero

Working Class Hero

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Denis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you hate your job but you need it to add experience to your resume

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#55

How To Open A Blast Door At The Bottom Of A Pit With 250 Tons Of Water Behind It Using Only Two Guys, A Bar And An Excavator

How To Open A Blast Door At The Bottom Of A Pit With 250 Tons Of Water Behind It Using Only Two Guys, A Bar And An Excavator

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#56

The Sign Reads: Think Safety, Work Safely

The Sign Reads: Think Safety, Work Safely

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#58

No Need To Lock Out, This'll Just Take A Second

No Need To Lock Out, This'll Just Take A Second

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#59

Safety First

Safety First

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JillVille
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least he's got ear protection? That bin is so versatile!

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#60

These Smarty Pants

These Smarty Pants

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#61

Yeah, Why Not

Yeah, Why Not

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#62

Intense Construction Guy

Intense Construction Guy

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#63

A Dhaka City Corporation Sewer Cleaner At Work, In Bangladesh

A Dhaka City Corporation Sewer Cleaner At Work, In Bangladesh

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r3dd3v1lL
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When people think they have a s**t job, they should refer to this.

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#64

Why Women Live Longer...

Why Women Live Longer...

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#66

I Don't Even Have Words For This One

I Don't Even Have Words For This One

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Dian Ella Lillie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have words, but most of them are unfit for posting on this thread...

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#69

Just A Few More Inches, Almost Got It

Just A Few More Inches, Almost Got It

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#70

As Long As We Watch Him He'll Be Fine...

As Long As We Watch Him He'll Be Fine...

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#71

Accident Waiting To Happen

Accident Waiting To Happen

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#73

What Is The Hazard Pay Like?

What Is The Hazard Pay Like?

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#74

No Way This Could Go Wrong

No Way This Could Go Wrong

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Shika Louis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Boss walks in: Where's Jacob? J: I'm on the scaffolding Boss: You die and I'm cutting it out of your wages J: Damn it!

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#75

At Least He Managed To Cut It Off

At Least He Managed To Cut It Off

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#76

Don't Bother Taking It Down, I Got It

Don't Bother Taking It Down, I Got It

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#78

When The New Kid Complains That He's Cold

When The New Kid Complains That He's Cold

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Joe Gray
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guy kneeling literally just needs to crouch down closer to the other dude and the sparks wouldn't be pointed at him.

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#79

DIY Helmet

DIY Helmet

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#80

Saw This At A Supermarket

Saw This At A Supermarket

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#81

A Disaster Of Idiotic Proportions Waiting To Happen

A Disaster Of Idiotic Proportions Waiting To Happen

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#82

Well, What About The Old Piece Of Wisdom "Don't Cut The Branch You Are Sitting On"?

Well, What About The Old Piece Of Wisdom "Don't Cut The Branch You Are Sitting On"?

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#83

All These Grain Explosions And I'm Like...

All These Grain Explosions And I'm Like...

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#84

"I Don't Care How You Do It, Just Get The Job Done"

"I Don't Care How You Do It, Just Get The Job Done"

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#85

Had A Beer With This Guy Before I Watched Him Scale And Live Wire The Light In... Should I Buy Him A Beer Before He Heads To The Next One Just Incase It's His Last Beer?

Had A Beer With This Guy Before I Watched Him Scale And Live Wire The Light In... Should I Buy Him A Beer Before He Heads To The Next One Just Incase It's His Last Beer?

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#88

The Rare One-Handed-Overhead-Standing-On-A-Garbage-Can Chainsaw Wielder In The Wild

The Rare One-Handed-Overhead-Standing-On-A-Garbage-Can Chainsaw Wielder In The Wild

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Wanda Queen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meh...you see one One-Handed-Overhead-Standing-on-a-Garbage-Can Chainsaw Wielder, you've seen 'em all.

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#89

Welding 11 Stories Up While Standing On A Piece Of Wood Extended Off The Edge Of Building (Quito Ecuador)

Welding 11 Stories Up While Standing On A Piece Of Wood Extended Off The Edge Of Building (Quito Ecuador)

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#90

This Cone Shall Keep Me Safe

This Cone Shall Keep Me Safe

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Maria Campbell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Owner of the bar once the job is done; "You know what? I really don't like the blue. Can do you red?"

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#91

That'll Do It

That'll Do It

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Kelly Horrigan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Metal pole-wood ladder-storm cloud. Wife should look into double indemnity clause

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#92

Chinese Health And Safety At Its Finest

Chinese Health And Safety At Its Finest

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They better move those other two cars. You know, when a body falls on a car, it could cause some damage.

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#94

I Think I'll Just Tie Off Right Here

I Think I'll Just Tie Off Right Here

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#96

Nah, We Don't Need To Rent A Truck, I'll Just Stand On The Edge And Hold It

Nah, We Don't Need To Rent A Truck, I'll Just Stand On The Edge And Hold It

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#97

My Dad Is Working Abroad In Turkey He Sends Me This Guy Working 7 Stories Up

My Dad Is Working Abroad In Turkey He Sends Me This Guy Working 7 Stories Up

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#100

In The City Of Osh, I Caught This

In The City Of Osh, I Caught This

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

from the reddit post: They're standing outside of a bank. I guarantee they are the bank employees/sons or brothers of the bank employees that were asked to fix the light, and granted use of the office furniture to accomplish the task. The Kyrgyz approach to fixing things isn't so much employing "facilities/maintenance guys" as calling up Timur, Bakit, Amir, and Emil from down at the bazaar and offer them tea and cakes afterwards.

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#101

Safety First

Safety First

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Joe Gray
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see what's not safe. He has a guard on the angle grinder, gloves, and something to protect his eyes from sparks.

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#105

What Could Go Wrong

What Could Go Wrong

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#106

He Has 3 Points Of Contact So He Will Be Fine

He Has 3 Points Of Contact So He Will Be Fine

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one that thought that ladder moved when I scrolled by this pic?

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#107

How To Shave With An Axe

How To Shave With An Axe

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BlackestDawn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kinda impressed they made it that sharp. Looks more like a publicity stunt though.

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#108

Morning Commute To Work

Morning Commute To Work

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#109

Clamped Broken Railing For Bonus

Clamped Broken Railing For Bonus

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#110

Doing The Splits Over Rebar. Not The Best Idea

Doing The Splits Over Rebar. Not The Best Idea

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Panda Momma01
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best we can hope for is that this will hit him in the junk and stop him from reproducing and sharing those genes.

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#111

No Protection. This Guy Is Operating A Concrete Saw With No Eye Or Hearing Protection

No Protection. This Guy Is Operating A Concrete Saw With No Eye Or Hearing Protection

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#112

Line Workers In Myanmar Are Hardcore

Line Workers In Myanmar Are Hardcore

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#113

Medieval Jousting Fan In Athens, Greece

Medieval Jousting Fan In Athens, Greece

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#114

Let's Paint Some Walls

Let's Paint Some Walls

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Binxyminxem
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope they don't have to write "no workers were harmed in the painting of this wall" on there...

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#115

My Mate Changing A Light Bulb On His Coffee Shop. No Ladder Needed

My Mate Changing A Light Bulb On His Coffee Shop. No Ladder Needed

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#116

OSHA, Where You At!?!

OSHA, Where You At!?!

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What don't these guys just buy a ladder? That bin looks like it could collapse at any moment!

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