In a world where we're constantly being told what to do, it's often tempting to rebel against the system and stop doing as we're instructed. But as you can see from this hilarious list compiled by Bored Panda, there's another, more subtle way to fight back against the establishment. How? By following the rules as literally as possible! Don't know how? Then scroll on for some covert anti-establishment inspiration. Don't forget to vote for the funniest!

#1 You Are To Assume The Role Of A Chinese Immigrant In 1870

You Are To Assume The Role Of A Chinese Immigrant In 1870

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Hàolín Huang 4 months ago

Translation: My life here isn't quite good... the working environment is bad, and there's no such thing as sufficient welfare. But don't worry, only about a dozen people are severely injured everyday. I try my best to be careful. We opened a small bodega and the business is great. Even though I don't know much English, it isn't hard to understand these white people. Hopefully I'll achieve something! I'd work really hard and take care of myself... are you guys doing well? I miss you a lot, wish we can see each other again...

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#2 This Peanut Sale

This Peanut Sale

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John L 4 months ago

Free Enterprise! Nothing in the world beats it, and organizations/governments can't squelch it.

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#3 Mortality Is Real

Mortality Is Real

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rakuninaru 4 months ago

hahaha remind them our mortality in scary doses...

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#4 My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result

My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result

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Sweep the Leg 4 months ago

This is awesome! Look how much work he put into a creative "uncreative" generic birthday. I'd appreciate a guy like this!

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#6 My Mom Told Me To "Clean The Bathroom Like The Queen Of England Is Visiting"

My Mom Told Me To "Clean The Bathroom Like The Queen Of England Is Visiting"

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John L 4 months ago

Somehow I just can't picture Elizabeth sitting down to read Harry Potter. Otherwise.... ;)

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#7 Breastfeeding Request

Breastfeeding Request

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rayo UV 4 months ago

The sign on spanish says "if you need mom, get food please cover, thank you"

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#9 You're Welcome, Mum

You're Welcome, Mum

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Amanda Panda 4 months ago

lmao you done messed up now GIMP BOY!!

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