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We’re pretty sure about one thing—nobody was born an architect. It takes years of study and practice to become an expert in the art, history, and engineering of the built world. Yet, some think that designing a house from the ground up is a task they can do themselves.

Even if we agree that architecture is subjective, sometimes there’s no denying the flaws people make. In fact, some home designs turned out so wrong, they’ve made their way into the You Should Have Hired An Architect Facebook group, which is showing why not hiring a professional is a mistake.

From weirdly shaped roofs to open concept toilets, take a look at some of the pictures we have collected from the group and make sure to upvote the most bizarre ones!

Also, scroll down for our interview with Allison Beer McKenzie, the admin of this Facebook group, where we talk about the errors people make when designing a home themselves and the benefits of hiring an expert.

#1

Challenging Physics, Mathematics, Gravity, Engineering, Space, Time, Nasa, Einstein And The Holy Spirit!

Challenging Physics, Mathematics, Gravity, Engineering, Space, Time, Nasa, Einstein And The Holy Spirit!

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    #2

    Nope. I Am, However, Impressed That Someone Took This Photo Without Being In It

    Nope. I Am, However, Impressed That Someone Took This Photo Without Being In It

    Allison Beer McKenzie Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will get lost in your own corridor and you will starve to death.

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    In just a few months, the group has attracted more than 31.2K members who share some of the weirdest design fails every single day. According to the group’s description, much of the built environment in the United States is not designed by architects. 

    “This group is dedicated to examples of why that is a bad idea with occasional examples of why buildings designed by architects may be superior for variety.”

    Bored Panda reached out to the admin, Allison Beer McKenzie, who is an architect and the director of sustainability at SHP Leading Design in Cincinnati, Ohio. She explained that there are mainly two reasons why many people choose to forgo hiring an architect. 

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    #3

    Home Of Brave

    Home Of Brave

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    #4

    It Looks Like Someone Couldn't Stop Adding Floors

    It Looks Like Someone Couldn't Stop Adding Floors

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    “One is definitely that they are cost-conscious or think they can’t afford an architect. The other, I believe, is they don’t know about or appreciate the value that an architect can bring to their house design,” she explained. 

    McKenzie continued: “This value can certainly include beautiful design but can also include things like a house that fits seamlessly onto the site it is on and is ideally designed for the climate it’s being built on.”

    #5

    This Is So Atrocious That I Just Realized There Are Two Dogs In The Front Yard

    This Is So Atrocious That I Just Realized There Are Two Dogs In The Front Yard

    Alexis Rabinowitz Report

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dogs are too embarrassed to be in that thing.

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    #6

    Future Er Visit

    Future Er Visit

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    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the staircase version of a Lego piece on the floor

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    Whether it’s creating a poor design, going way over the budget, or not meeting the current codes and standards, there are plenty of ways people can make errors without expert guidance. 

    The architect thinks that many of the mistakes people make when designing homes themselves “stem from the fact that most people have trouble thinking in three dimensions without training in how to do so. This often leads to houses with weird proportions or awkward connections between materials and elements.”

    #7

    What Should We Do With All This Space? More Toilets!

    What Should We Do With All This Space? More Toilets!

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    Mila Kulash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that nice. That way you can still spend precious time with your whole family while you're suffering from diarrhea. ❤️😂

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    McKenzie admits that some houses that are designed without the help of architects turn out fine. “However, building a house is probably the biggest investment you ever make and is going to require you to make hundreds of decisions in a condensed amount of time,” she said. 

    “Having an architect at your side to guide you through decisions ranging from where the house sits on the lot, to room size and location, to what color grout you want for your bathroom floor can help ensure that you end up with a result you love and maintain your sanity!”

    #9

    Accident Waiting To Happen

    Accident Waiting To Happen

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    Greymom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there's a handy pole for the stripper you brought home😁

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    #10

    Murder Vibes

    Murder Vibes

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    #11

    Boob Lights

    Boob Lights

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    Ece Cenker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the frequency and number, I'd say more pimples than boobs.

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    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really milked it, eh?

    albernistuff 4sale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you see... there was a clearance sale at Walmart.

    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S Q U A R E B O O B

    Nicholas Hodsdon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Stew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a minute....I think I saw lights like these in a church I visited once.

    Dalton McCord
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one, singular square vent light

    CHAOS.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They kinda look like eyes if you look for a while

    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a boob light in my closet

    Ace Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8 boob lights and 1 squished mammogram boob.

    Ari Maranichi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do these even exist i have this in my closet

    ThePunnyBunny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the words of Gawr Gura, "Attention, everyone, I have an important announcement: ... the ceiling lights look like boobas." 😂

    Madeleine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok we moved recently and in my moms bedroom was saggy boob lights. They were hung from chains and legit looked like saggy boobs

    Phonax
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the colors dont even match

    J Aislynn d'Merricksson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how there's one random normal light. Does it feel threatened?

    Sonia Shanzer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the stupidest thing i ever saw who would need that many boob lights? Wtf?

    Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many ceiling titties

    OJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ceiling tittys hehe

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always told my mom that our lights look like boobs! We never got rid of them thoooo xd

    Angelar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Sci-Fi series in the 70ties, particularly Space 1999

    Xottel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a hard time imagining a person with 8 boobs plus 1 rectangular one.

    Wolf_spirit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck what the heck what the heck… it’s so wrong

    S Nash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW they're putting their breast life forward,huh?

    me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just realized that I have that kind of lights in my house

    KHÔI TÔ MINH
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    2 years ago

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have these. Glad I'm not the only one who thought of boobles.

    Mary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a ménage à trois ou quatre ou..

    «-𝑳𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒔-»
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have ceiling titties all over the downstairs of my home. The lights ain't even aligned.

    Saboteuse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The infamous "Mommy House".

    Jake McKee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have the same lights as those, i didn't think of it like that. EVER.

    Harry pottsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one even worse it so huge like it sags! My family calls it the saggy boob light or d*** light

    Anjali Cooper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …WHY DID THEY DO SOOOO MAANYYYY LIIIGGGHHHTTTTTTSSSSSSSS

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed out loud when I saw this...

    Jb Dean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶One of these things is not like the other … 🎶

    cassandra Samrov
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breast lights make the best lights

    Kristina Cowan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeff Goldblum would be so thrilled...

    Brittany Dennis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, I thought I was the only one that called them Boob Lights! Have been slowly replacing these in my 1999 house. While my husbands been acting like he doesn't see the resemblance. 🙄 🤨

    Bob Smith
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    3 years ago

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    Carolyn Penix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can tell where HIS mind was!🍼🍼

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never can there be to many boob lights or anything else booby inspired.

    Jojo Kyubey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post is how I found out the light in my bedroom is considered by the internet to be a “boob light”

    Steel Magonolia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let there be light!! And then some.

    M. Hampton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I’m part of a litter

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comments here are killing me 🤣

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Installer got the idea from Female dog .

    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was obviously for the teenage son's bedroom.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eyeballs... watching... always watching...

    MWG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear this is the hotel room I stayed at a few weeks ago. The ceiling had these exact lights lined up just like this and aj couldn't stop staring at it. Drury Inn, Champaign, IL

    Patricia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have boob lights, but only one per room.

    Charles Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our closet has two but they are kinda far apart.

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    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But can we do just one not boob light? I don't want it to look weird or something!"

    William Gorman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a couple of these in my house... I will never look at them the same

    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never call them anything else. My house now has 6 boob lights. I shall teach my kids this. Thank you.

    AJA09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A boob in the shape of a square in the middle of a ton of boob lights

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall title this light fixture arrangenent "The Boob Job."

    existn't
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry don’t downvote this, litigths

    Rex Van Meter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This house is only for people above 13

    Allison Ciavarella
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    3 years ago

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    Mindy Keys
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you need are two. Gosh. Maybe 3 if your name is Chandler.

    E B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inspired by Diana of Ephesus, this ceiling...

    Annie Bieber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then toss on the phart fan light for a finishing touch 🤣🤣

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fleet of UFOs coming in to land ...

    ADDee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An OCD nightmare! My brain is hurting.

    Adam C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no spot light? say no more

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    #12

    My Ocd Is Having A Breakdown

    My Ocd Is Having A Breakdown

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    PandaGoPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trouble is, that first thought is immediately followed by a second thought, and a third, and a fourth ...

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    According to architect Bill Whittaker, hiring a professional might seem like an unnecessary expense for your building project. Yet, an expert can bring quality, professional design, and project management to “help you complete a beautiful building on budget and schedule.”

    He provides several reasons why you should hire an architect instead of tackling challenges all by yourself. First, when it comes to the design, they help your house to have a consistent flow and comfort.

    #13

    Huh. Never Seen A Commercial Toilet Partition In A Single Family Home Before

    Huh. Never Seen A Commercial Toilet Partition In A Single Family Home Before

    Allison Beer McKenzie Report

    B-flat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least there’s no gap to peek through

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    #14

    Figured You Guys Would Get A Kick Out Of It

    Figured You Guys Would Get A Kick Out Of It

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    #15

    Such A Welcoming Front Door. This Gets Worse The Longer I Look At It

    Such A Welcoming Front Door. This Gets Worse The Longer I Look At It

    Allison Beer McKenzie Report

    “An architect provides a professional design that takes the client’s preferences into account, along with building codes, and good design practices to create the best possible space for your project.”

    Next, experts can efficiently manage a construction site and “ensure that everything is being completed according to the current codes and standards.” The same goes for the budget. It’s easy to get distracted and spend extra on things you don’t actually need or to cover up the mistakes you made.

    #16

    Bathroom Carpet

    Bathroom Carpet

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not carpet. That's clearly moss growing on the natural water feature. ;-) /s

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    #17

    Eeeek! But Whyyyyy

    Eeeek! But Whyyyyy

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something oddly touching about that new pack of screwdrivers, as though the owner wants to fix the problem but, by golly, they're going to do it themselves despite having no DIY skills

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    #18

    Hope Your Guests Are Observant

    Hope Your Guests Are Observant

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    “Architects help keep communication clear and can steer the project in the right direction to keep costs where they are originally projected,” Whittaker explained. 

    Still, if you’re really determined to self-design your home, you should consider starting out small. Plan and build a treehouse or a shed, or maybe a dollhouse for the kids. And if you notice that there are some blunders you make along the way, you should probably reach out to an architect for your bigger future projects.

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    #19

    New Construction In Dallas. "Interesting" Roof

    New Construction In Dallas. "Interesting" Roof

    Gary Johnson Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like something I would have built in the sims 10 years ago...

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    #20

    World's Smallest Island

    World's Smallest Island

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    #21

    Solitary Stove

    Solitary Stove

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    ADDee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is just playing hide and seek.

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    #23

    Multitasking Too Hard

    Multitasking Too Hard

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vault straight out of bed into the tub, then nurse your injuries in the comfy rocking chair

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    #24

    This....

    This....

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    #25

    Open Concept Toilet

    Open Concept Toilet

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    #27

    Wtf Is Up With That Railing?

    Wtf Is Up With That Railing?

    Allison Beer McKenzie Report

    #28

    Addition? What Addition?

    Addition? What Addition?

    Chandin Geihsler Report

    Kosh1k
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly its not *that* bad? But I do wonder about the lack of windows

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    #29

    This Is A Luxury Hotel In My City (São Paulo, Brazil)

    This Is A Luxury Hotel In My City (São Paulo, Brazil)

    When it was built, everybody was like “ooooh, what an AMAZING piece of architecture!!!!”. It’s supposed to look like a ship, but all I can see is a rotten slice of watermelon. A boyfriend at the time, who was an architect, called me crazy for saying it’s ugly. Am I? It’s called Hotel Unique in case anyone wants to look up and see how weird the rooms look. They have a window between the bed and the bathroom. As for me, I can only see pictures, because it’s insanely expensive to stay there

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    #30

    Universal Design At Its Finest

    Universal Design At Its Finest

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh thank goodness the bathrooms are okay for the disabled.

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    #31

    Silly Shutters

    Silly Shutters

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ever feel useless think of those two shutters to feel better

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    #32

    Glad This Is The Back

    Glad This Is The Back

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    #33

    Driving Down The Street In The Very Fashionable And Pricy West Loop Of Chicago. I Literally Had To Stop Dead In My Tracks To Comprehend And Then Photograph This. So Very Much Wrong

    Driving Down The Street In The Very Fashionable And Pricy West Loop Of Chicago. I Literally Had To Stop Dead In My Tracks To Comprehend And Then Photograph This. So Very Much Wrong

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Available soon: unique apartments at GIRAFFE TOWERS! Book a viewing NOW as this opportunity CANNOT LAST!!"

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    #34

    I Have To Give Them Credit For Utilizing All Of Those Awkward Spaces

    I Have To Give Them Credit For Utilizing All Of Those Awkward Spaces

    www.facebook.com Report

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see anything wrong. A little busy but I like it

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    #35

    The Next Evolution Of Barn Doors Looks Captivating

    The Next Evolution Of Barn Doors Looks Captivating

    Allison Beer McKenzie Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a jail cell door. And looks big enough for kids and pets to get their heads stuck in

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    #36

    A Man's Boat Is His Castle!

    A Man's Boat Is His Castle!

    Douglas S Heckrotte Report

    #37

    This Isn't Ideal

    This Isn't Ideal

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    ADDee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A heavy stripper used to live here.

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    #38

    The Only Way This Could Be Worse, I Think, Is If There Was A Sleeping Tawny-Colored Cat Right On The Middle Step

    The Only Way This Could Be Worse, I Think, Is If There Was A Sleeping Tawny-Colored Cat Right On The Middle Step

    Samantha James Report

    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" 😂

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    #40

    I Feel Like The Mason Had A Bad Day Near The Beginning

    I Feel Like The Mason Had A Bad Day Near The Beginning

    Allison Beer McKenzie Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dave, we really shouldn't have let the apprentice work unsupervised. Just knock it down and start again." "Nah, they'll never notice"

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    #41

    If You’re Going To Insist On A Classical Column Wrap, At Least Align The Capital Correctly

    If You’re Going To Insist On A Classical Column Wrap, At Least Align The Capital Correctly

    Allison Beer McKenzie Report

    ElenaK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok! The rest is very tasteful. Just don't look up!

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    #42

    Neck Pain And A Head Injury Anyone?

    Neck Pain And A Head Injury Anyone?

    Virginia Lee Report

    #43

    Summoning Infinity

    Summoning Infinity

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of these are not architecture problems, but rather interior design issues.

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    #44

    Elevation Challenged

    Elevation Challenged

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    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why use the stairs when you can just walk off the edge 😂

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    #45

    It Might Be A Cyclops

    It Might Be A Cyclops

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    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a front door, we just don't want anyone to visit us so we had the architect remove the walkway leading to it...

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    #46

    Listed For $1 Million In Austin, Texas (This Is The Front)

    Listed For $1 Million In Austin, Texas (This Is The Front)

    Allison Beer McKenzie Report

    #47

    This Is A House In Tuscaloosa, Al. It's Near The Uofa Campus, I Assume They Had A Small Lot And Wanted Cram As Many College Kids On It As Possible

    This Is A House In Tuscaloosa, Al. It's Near The Uofa Campus, I Assume They Had A Small Lot And Wanted Cram As Many College Kids On It As Possible

    Anna Blackmon Report

    Mila Kulash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kinda looks like the Amityville Horror House's little sister, who's just as psycho as her older brother. So is her chihuahua, who's right to her in this picture, btw...

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    #48

    Or At Least Someone Who Wasn't Drunk!

    Or At Least Someone Who Wasn't Drunk!

    I don't mind the painted brick (it's very common in charming old houses in northern Germany - although they tend to be bright white, rather than purple) but the chimney isn't an eye pleaser. Maybe they wanted to draw the attention off it with the crooked porch? They definitely succeeded in that!

    Nini Stefanie Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The entry's peaked roofed is indeed askew and awry. And easy to fix.

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    #49

    Tub On Wheels

    Tub On Wheels

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    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for those times I like to row my bathtub down the stairs...

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    #50

    Architects In Philly

    Architects In Philly

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    #51

    I Just… I… I Have No Words

    I Just… I… I Have No Words

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have put the sink with the toilet. But that's just me.

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    #52

    Windows Not Included

    Windows Not Included

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    Mart Se
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That time when i sold windows in Sims to buy a TV

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    #54

    I Think Someone Had A Few Too Many Ideas. Pro Tip: Pick A Few And Make Them Good

    I Think Someone Had A Few Too Many Ideas. Pro Tip: Pick A Few And Make Them Good

    Allison Beer McKenzie Report

    #56

    Whatever This Is

    Whatever This Is

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For sale, one careless owner, hot tub has been thoroughly cleaned and disinfected

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    #57

    What, Exactly, Are You Supposed To Do With That Bizarre Space Behind The Tub?

    What, Exactly, Are You Supposed To Do With That Bizarre Space Behind The Tub?

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    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you supposed to do with the rest of the room.

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    #58

    I Adore The Juxtaposition Of The Welcome Sign And The Barred Windows And Door

    I Adore The Juxtaposition Of The Welcome Sign And The Barred Windows And Door

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave 🎶

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    #59

    Ran Out Of Room

    Ran Out Of Room

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope those are not the only stairs leading to the first floor. There is no way you can get any furniture up those stairs.

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    #60

    Performance Platform

    Performance Platform

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    #61

    Thank Goodness The Kitchen Ceiling Looks Like A Wagon Wheel To Tie Everything Together

    Thank Goodness The Kitchen Ceiling Looks Like A Wagon Wheel To Tie Everything Together

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    #63

    Clearly “Less Is More” Was Not The Theory Here

    Clearly “Less Is More” Was Not The Theory Here

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, the countertop is a little much, but if you like it, go for it. BUT what the F is wrong with the sinks?? Could they be more impractical?

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    #64

    Is It Just Me, Or Does This Have A Face?

    Is It Just Me, Or Does This Have A Face?

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    N G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i see an emu in the front garden

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    #65

    Cruise Ship Vibes

    Cruise Ship Vibes

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    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these look just fine... Wish I had a house like this!

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    #66

    You Get A Niche! And You Get A Niche! Everybody Gets A Niche!

    You Get A Niche! And You Get A Niche! Everybody Gets A Niche!

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We're going to put Grandma on the left, Grandad on the right and Uncle Mark in the middle. Honestly, those niches could have been designed for urns"

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    #67

    So Many Barn Doors

    So Many Barn Doors

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    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Space saver and cheaper when remodeling. I'm not mad at it.

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    #68

    Batchroom Stairs

    Batchroom Stairs

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    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta have the stairs in the bathroom so there's enough space for the pool table. Priorities, folks, priorities!

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    #69

    Mannequins

    Mannequins

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    Steve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These can go in the Niche photo above

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    #70

    I’m Assuming This Is The Proposed Set For The Newest Dystopian TV Series

    I’m Assuming This Is The Proposed Set For The Newest Dystopian TV Series

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just paint them pastel colours and you're all set for Squid Game 2

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    #71

    The Way The Front Turret Roof Meets The Main Roof Is Criminal

    The Way The Front Turret Roof Meets The Main Roof Is Criminal

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    Dodo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I thought we were looking at the phallic shaped pool

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    #72

    Not Sure I Would Want The Room Above That Chimney

    Not Sure I Would Want The Room Above That Chimney

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    Steve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comes with an attached smoke room

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    #73

    I Want An Island In The Kitchen That Really Stands Out. -Say No More

    I Want An Island In The Kitchen That Really Stands Out. -Say No More

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t mind this, I’d stick my two youngest and husband the other side to keep them out my way while I’m busy since they’re always standing in front of whatever it is I need - it’s like a wee jail for the spectators

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    #75

    Kitchen Work Zigzag

    Kitchen Work Zigzag

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still better layout than my kitchen. Previous owners thought it was a great idea to put a huge breakfast bar across the room - it’s pretty big but that just eats up so much space, plus the oven/hob are on the opposite side from the sink so cooking a meal feels like your running laps of the kitchen, it’s so annoying. Can’t wait to get it redone when I’m not so poor

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    #76

    Lots Going On Here. Not Much Of It Is Good

    Lots Going On Here. Not Much Of It Is Good

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    #77

    What Do You Think Is In The Protuberances?

    What Do You Think Is In The Protuberances?

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    #78

    The Whole Space Is Bad, But For Me The Light Fixtures Are The Most Ridiculous

    The Whole Space Is Bad, But For Me The Light Fixtures Are The Most Ridiculous

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    #79

    Sad Thing Is, They Did Hire One

    Sad Thing Is, They Did Hire One

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    River Daski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I trust that this is real, but it looks oddly photoshopped.

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    #80

    I Can’t Help But Think That This House Is Having An Identity Crisis

    I Can’t Help But Think That This House Is Having An Identity Crisis

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    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a bit much in terms of exterior design, but other than that, I like it.

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    #81

    If You’re Going To Design For The Zombie Apocalypse That’s A Weird Garage Door Choice

    If You’re Going To Design For The Zombie Apocalypse That’s A Weird Garage Door Choice

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    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is perfect for my car that can make a sharp 90° angle left turn into the garage

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    #83

    Lick And Stick "Stone"

    Lick And Stick "Stone"

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    #84

    Clumsy Columns

    Clumsy Columns

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    #85

    Ugh. At Least Make The Dormers And Downspouts Symmetrical

    Ugh. At Least Make The Dormers And Downspouts Symmetrical

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the windows low enough to see out of?

    #86

    There’s Potentially A Situation Where A Shipping Container House Could Work (Though I Can’t Think Of One). This Is Definitely Not It, However

    There’s Potentially A Situation Where A Shipping Container House Could Work (Though I Can’t Think Of One). This Is Definitely Not It, However

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a multi unit house ( see the neters). Container house could be a quick, less expensive way of providing homes for poor.

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    #87

    Can't Find The Center

    Can't Find The Center

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    ElenaK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it is more practical there as you can put a corner sofa next to the window!

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    #88

    Just Had To Have That Extra Three Feet Of Countertop And Cabinets

    Just Had To Have That Extra Three Feet Of Countertop And Cabinets

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    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When one buys their cabinets from a surplus store.

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    #89

    I Feel Like This House Has A Place In This Group

    I Feel Like This House Has A Place In This Group

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    Kevin Camp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Four bedroom, four bath, 6500 sq ft, single garage.

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    #90

    For Just Under 2.6m, You Could Take A Relaxing Bath With Your Head Resting Comfortably Next To The Commode In This Custom Waterfront New Construction Home

    For Just Under 2.6m, You Could Take A Relaxing Bath With Your Head Resting Comfortably Next To The Commode In This Custom Waterfront New Construction Home

    Anna Gilbert Report

    #91

    Pocket Doors Are A Crime. Pocket Doors On A Water Closet Without A Lock Gets You A Helicopter Ride

    Pocket Doors Are A Crime. Pocket Doors On A Water Closet Without A Lock Gets You A Helicopter Ride

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats the issue with pocket doors? They look super handy if you have limited space

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    #92

    "Stone"

    "Stone"

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    Mila Kulash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. What's wrong with this one?

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    #93

    This Kitchen Has Clearly Been Sent To The Corner For A Timeout

    This Kitchen Has Clearly Been Sent To The Corner For A Timeout

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I don't get it, what's the problem here? Kitchen in the corner, the rest of the space will be the dining room. Considering open floor concept is all the rage right now this should not be hard to figure out.

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