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We’re pretty sure about one thing—nobody was born an architect. It takes years of study and practice to become an expert in the art, history, and engineering of the built world. Yet, some think that designing a house from the ground up is a task they can do themselves.

Even if we agree that architecture is subjective, sometimes there’s no denying the flaws people make. In fact, some home designs turned out so wrong, they’ve made their way into the You Should Have Hired An Architect Facebook group, which is showing why not hiring a professional is a mistake.

From weirdly shaped roofs to open concept toilets, take a look at some of the pictures we have collected from the group and make sure to upvote the most bizarre ones!

Also, scroll down for our interview with Allison Beer McKenzie, the admin of this Facebook group, where we talk about the errors people make when designing a home themselves and the benefits of hiring an expert.

#1

Challenging Physics, Mathematics, Gravity, Engineering, Space, Time, Nasa, Einstein And The Holy Spirit!

Challenging Physics, Mathematics, Gravity, Engineering, Space, Time, Nasa, Einstein And The Holy Spirit!

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    #2

    Nope. I Am, However, Impressed That Someone Took This Photo Without Being In It

    Nope. I Am, However, Impressed That Someone Took This Photo Without Being In It

    Allison Beer McKenzie Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will get lost in your own corridor and you will starve to death.

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    In just a few months, the group has attracted more than 31.2K members who share some of the weirdest design fails every single day. According to the group’s description, much of the built environment in the United States is not designed by architects. 

    “This group is dedicated to examples of why that is a bad idea with occasional examples of why buildings designed by architects may be superior for variety.”

    Bored Panda reached out to the admin, Allison Beer McKenzie, who is an architect and the director of sustainability at SHP Leading Design in Cincinnati, Ohio. She explained that there are mainly two reasons why many people choose to forgo hiring an architect. 

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    #3

    Home Of Brave

    Home Of Brave

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    #4

    It Looks Like Someone Couldn't Stop Adding Floors

    It Looks Like Someone Couldn't Stop Adding Floors

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    “One is definitely that they are cost-conscious or think they can’t afford an architect. The other, I believe, is they don’t know about or appreciate the value that an architect can bring to their house design,” she explained. 

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    McKenzie continued: “This value can certainly include beautiful design but can also include things like a house that fits seamlessly onto the site it is on and is ideally designed for the climate it’s being built on.”

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    #5

    This Is So Atrocious That I Just Realized There Are Two Dogs In The Front Yard

    This Is So Atrocious That I Just Realized There Are Two Dogs In The Front Yard

    Alexis Rabinowitz Report

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dogs are too embarrassed to be in that thing.

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    #6

    Future Er Visit

    Future Er Visit

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    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the staircase version of a Lego piece on the floor

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    Whether it’s creating a poor design, going way over the budget, or not meeting the current codes and standards, there are plenty of ways people can make errors without expert guidance. 

    The architect thinks that many of the mistakes people make when designing homes themselves “stem from the fact that most people have trouble thinking in three dimensions without training in how to do so. This often leads to houses with weird proportions or awkward connections between materials and elements.”

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    #7

    What Should We Do With All This Space? More Toilets!

    What Should We Do With All This Space? More Toilets!

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    Mila Kulash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that nice. That way you can still spend precious time with your whole family while you're suffering from diarrhea. ❤️😂

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    McKenzie admits that some houses that are designed without the help of architects turn out fine. “However, building a house is probably the biggest investment you ever make and is going to require you to make hundreds of decisions in a condensed amount of time,” she said. 

    “Having an architect at your side to guide you through decisions ranging from where the house sits on the lot, to room size and location, to what color grout you want for your bathroom floor can help ensure that you end up with a result you love and maintain your sanity!”

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    #9

    Accident Waiting To Happen

    Accident Waiting To Happen

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    Greymom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there's a handy pole for the stripper you brought home😁

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    #10

    Murder Vibes

    Murder Vibes

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    #12

    My Ocd Is Having A Breakdown

    My Ocd Is Having A Breakdown

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trouble is, that first thought is immediately followed by a second thought, and a third, and a fourth ...

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    According to architect Bill Whittaker, hiring a professional might seem like an unnecessary expense for your building project. Yet, an expert can bring quality, professional design, and project management to “help you complete a beautiful building on budget and schedule.”

    He provides several reasons why you should hire an architect instead of tackling challenges all by yourself. First, when it comes to the design, they help your house to have a consistent flow and comfort.

    #13

    Huh. Never Seen A Commercial Toilet Partition In A Single Family Home Before

    Huh. Never Seen A Commercial Toilet Partition In A Single Family Home Before

    Allison Beer McKenzie Report

    B-flat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least there’s no gap to peek through

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    #14

    Figured You Guys Would Get A Kick Out Of It

    Figured You Guys Would Get A Kick Out Of It

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    #15

    Such A Welcoming Front Door. This Gets Worse The Longer I Look At It

    Such A Welcoming Front Door. This Gets Worse The Longer I Look At It

    Allison Beer McKenzie Report

    Phil Vaive
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *"People who like things lined up" nightmare. I fixed it for you! Please stop using my mental illness as a punchline

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    Kevin Camp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The long alley, the offset pavement and transom window. That dark spot is where the last person to go there gave up and died.

    Hermien Greeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one can be fixed with lots of plants. LOTS and LOTS!

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is out of alignment!

    Jasna Svast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the walls are closing in.

    Stew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! I want my mommy!

    wyndmere
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many lines going too many directions. Too many chances for a really big spider to build a really big web across the pathway. And that first step alignment. Ankle buster for sure.

    Mahogany Eclipse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg it gets worse the longer I look too lolz

    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's missing the "Go Away" doormat.

    K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just think of cobwebs bugs and the long landing in the poltergeist, the mother kept running and it kept on getting longer

    Jutta Plötz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the lack of plants even more.

    a simple lil' lad
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A list of all things I noticed wrong with this: The path isn't lined up with the door. | Neither is the window above the door. | Why is there brick? | The wood grain goes in different directions on either side. | The door handle seems really low to the ground. | The doorbell feels really small and far from the door. | And why is there a hallway outside leading into your house? |

    Shelly Graham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feels like the walls are moving inward! "Runs away with screaming"

    Mrs. Sherri C (Sherbear)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least if it's windy outside, you wouldn't have to worry about the wind.

    Leila Cox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay- The walls, the doors-- *Has a whole mental breakdown*

    Ivan Petrov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Murder vibes. Is there a grate, that drops behind you, when you knock on the door?

    Leslie Jabine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I see that when I die, I am so not walking towards it...

    Alexandria Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. The walls leading up to it and straight.

    Julie Ann Al buzbeba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it slides backward as you walk towards it.....

    Mary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s door you walk and walk to but it never gets any closer

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually the TARDIS, Who got drunk & didn't park it straight

    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The door was there the ENTIRE time, and you *still* screwed-up the sidewalk?"

    Kerry Fisher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If any door is locked in a zombie apocalypse, it'll be this one.

    Suzanne Suppes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the movie "The Exorcist"!

    kcanded
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have roofed that over and made that whole area part of the house. Break down some walls and work it into the design of the house.

    Hannah White
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the nightmare where the trip to the door never gets shorter too..

    Saida
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the lamp is in the middle

    Shelly Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, in Alaska I'd be worrying about having a moose trap me!

    Jb Dean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And NOTHING is CENTERED! 🤯

    Nelda Blanco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm ok compared to couple other pics seen here!

    Kel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just asking for someone to rob you

    Danielle Schaefer-singleton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brick..wood..which of the THREE LIL PIGS built this🤣

    Heather Heaston
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY ARE THERE SCORCH MARKS ON THE WALL?!

    Cindy Irvin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine you get to that stoop and it opens up, dropping you into a pit full of starving sharks. Or am I the only one with one of those?

    Alanna Elric
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not trust anyone who lives here.

    Pokie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a scene from The Shining.

    Carolyn Penix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? They are only off by a few feet!!!

    Tina Lyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god! You aren’t kidding!

    Aikie Marais
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a crooked little man and he lived in a crooked little house...

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Centered would possible be better.

    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the "Snap to" function doesn't work.

    Guin White
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So wrong on so many levels for so many reasons

    Tarik Dursun Zorgulen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aside from misalignment, I'd have installed shoddy looking beams with heavy looking fake ACs etc. on top of them along the "corridor" in order to give even more anxiety to anyone dares to approach my front door.

    Charles Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a printer's nightmare. It's like Bad Kerning: building edition

    Pamela Kever
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens when increasing size of door and not wanting to relocate wiring or existing plumbing in walls!!!

    tine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to make a symmetrical path in animal crossing be like

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a single alignment in sight.

    Roy Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what the big stain on the left wall is from. Kicking the wall in frustration?

    NWB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this so much

    vivioh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some large green plants would help.

    Martin Rezac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that a piss-spot on the left wall?

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now my other eye is twitching. So bad

    Jane Jane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UPS driver immediately resigned.

    Jane Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Shining! Where's Jack Nicolas?!

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The window, the sidewalk, my anxiety is in overdrive

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the door to a parallel universe - every this is even in there!

    Annie Bieber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get "The Shining" suburban vibes...

    Andrew Good
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The architect drank a bit too much

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like one of those trick perspective pictures where the visitor gets bigger and the door gets smaller as you approach it.

    L Mullen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope! Burglars like that kind of doorway. They can't be seen easily from the street or other neighbors.

    J Aislynn d'Merricksson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this OCD nightmare door at the end of a murder chute? Bc hellz no

    Ein Steinbeck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you hate visitors without telling me that you hate visitors.

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with off-center? The walkway, the window... My OCD?

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    “An architect provides a professional design that takes the client’s preferences into account, along with building codes, and good design practices to create the best possible space for your project.”

    Next, experts can efficiently manage a construction site and “ensure that everything is being completed according to the current codes and standards.” The same goes for the budget. It’s easy to get distracted and spend extra on things you don’t actually need or to cover up the mistakes you made.

    #16

    Bathroom Carpet

    Bathroom Carpet

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not carpet. That's clearly moss growing on the natural water feature. ;-) /s

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    #17

    Eeeek! But Whyyyyy

    Eeeek! But Whyyyyy

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something oddly touching about that new pack of screwdrivers, as though the owner wants to fix the problem but, by golly, they're going to do it themselves despite having no DIY skills

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    #18

    Hope Your Guests Are Observant

    Hope Your Guests Are Observant

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    “Architects help keep communication clear and can steer the project in the right direction to keep costs where they are originally projected,” Whittaker explained. 

    Still, if you’re really determined to self-design your home, you should consider starting out small. Plan and build a treehouse or a shed, or maybe a dollhouse for the kids. And if you notice that there are some blunders you make along the way, you should probably reach out to an architect for your bigger future projects.

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    #19

    New Construction In Dallas. "Interesting" Roof

    New Construction In Dallas. "Interesting" Roof

    Gary Johnson Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like something I would have built in the sims 10 years ago...

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    #20

    World's Smallest Island

    World's Smallest Island

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    #21

    Solitary Stove

    Solitary Stove

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    ADDee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is just playing hide and seek.

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    #23

    Multitasking Too Hard

    Multitasking Too Hard

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vault straight out of bed into the tub, then nurse your injuries in the comfy rocking chair

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    #24

    This....

    This....

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    #25

    Open Concept Toilet

    Open Concept Toilet

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    #27

    Wtf Is Up With That Railing?

    Wtf Is Up With That Railing?

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    #28

    Addition? What Addition?

    Addition? What Addition?

    Chandin Geihsler Report

    Kosh1k
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly its not *that* bad? But I do wonder about the lack of windows

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    #29

    This Is A Luxury Hotel In My City (São Paulo, Brazil)

    This Is A Luxury Hotel In My City (São Paulo, Brazil)

    When it was built, everybody was like “ooooh, what an AMAZING piece of architecture!!!!”. It’s supposed to look like a ship, but all I can see is a rotten slice of watermelon. A boyfriend at the time, who was an architect, called me crazy for saying it’s ugly. Am I? It’s called Hotel Unique in case anyone wants to look up and see how weird the rooms look. They have a window between the bed and the bathroom. As for me, I can only see pictures, because it’s insanely expensive to stay there

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    #30

    Universal Design At Its Finest

    Universal Design At Its Finest

    Marney Lindsay Report

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh thank goodness the bathrooms are okay for the disabled.

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    #31

    Silly Shutters

    Silly Shutters

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ever feel useless think of those two shutters to feel better

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    #32

    Glad This Is The Back

    Glad This Is The Back

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    #33

    Driving Down The Street In The Very Fashionable And Pricy West Loop Of Chicago. I Literally Had To Stop Dead In My Tracks To Comprehend And Then Photograph This. So Very Much Wrong

    Driving Down The Street In The Very Fashionable And Pricy West Loop Of Chicago. I Literally Had To Stop Dead In My Tracks To Comprehend And Then Photograph This. So Very Much Wrong

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Available soon: unique apartments at GIRAFFE TOWERS! Book a viewing NOW as this opportunity CANNOT LAST!!"

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    #34

    I Have To Give Them Credit For Utilizing All Of Those Awkward Spaces

    I Have To Give Them Credit For Utilizing All Of Those Awkward Spaces

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    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see anything wrong. A little busy but I like it

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    #35

    The Next Evolution Of Barn Doors Looks Captivating

    The Next Evolution Of Barn Doors Looks Captivating

    Allison Beer McKenzie Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a jail cell door. And looks big enough for kids and pets to get their heads stuck in

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    #36

    A Man's Boat Is His Castle!

    A Man's Boat Is His Castle!

    Douglas S Heckrotte Report

    #37

    This Isn't Ideal

    This Isn't Ideal

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    ADDee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A heavy stripper used to live here.

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    #38

    The Only Way This Could Be Worse, I Think, Is If There Was A Sleeping Tawny-Colored Cat Right On The Middle Step

    The Only Way This Could Be Worse, I Think, Is If There Was A Sleeping Tawny-Colored Cat Right On The Middle Step

    Samantha James Report

    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" 😂

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    #40

    I Feel Like The Mason Had A Bad Day Near The Beginning

    I Feel Like The Mason Had A Bad Day Near The Beginning

    Allison Beer McKenzie Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dave, we really shouldn't have let the apprentice work unsupervised. Just knock it down and start again." "Nah, they'll never notice"

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    #41

    If You’re Going To Insist On A Classical Column Wrap, At Least Align The Capital Correctly

    If You’re Going To Insist On A Classical Column Wrap, At Least Align The Capital Correctly

    Allison Beer McKenzie Report

    ElenaK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok! The rest is very tasteful. Just don't look up!

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    #42

    Neck Pain And A Head Injury Anyone?

    Neck Pain And A Head Injury Anyone?

    Virginia Lee Report

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    #43

    Summoning Infinity

    Summoning Infinity

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of these are not architecture problems, but rather interior design issues.

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    #44

    Elevation Challenged

    Elevation Challenged

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    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why use the stairs when you can just walk off the edge 😂

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    #45

    It Might Be A Cyclops

    It Might Be A Cyclops

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    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a front door, we just don't want anyone to visit us so we had the architect remove the walkway leading to it...

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    #46

    Listed For $1 Million In Austin, Texas (This Is The Front)

    Listed For $1 Million In Austin, Texas (This Is The Front)

    Allison Beer McKenzie Report

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    #47

    This Is A House In Tuscaloosa, Al. It's Near The Uofa Campus, I Assume They Had A Small Lot And Wanted Cram As Many College Kids On It As Possible

    This Is A House In Tuscaloosa, Al. It's Near The Uofa Campus, I Assume They Had A Small Lot And Wanted Cram As Many College Kids On It As Possible

    Anna Blackmon Report

    Mila Kulash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kinda looks like the Amityville Horror House's little sister, who's just as psycho as her older brother. So is her chihuahua, who's right to her in this picture, btw...

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    #48

    Or At Least Someone Who Wasn't Drunk!

    Or At Least Someone Who Wasn't Drunk!

    I don't mind the painted brick (it's very common in charming old houses in northern Germany - although they tend to be bright white, rather than purple) but the chimney isn't an eye pleaser. Maybe they wanted to draw the attention off it with the crooked porch? They definitely succeeded in that!

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The entry's peaked roofed is indeed askew and awry. And easy to fix.

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    #49

    Tub On Wheels

    Tub On Wheels

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    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for those times I like to row my bathtub down the stairs...

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    #50

    Architects In Philly

    Architects In Philly

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    #51

    I Just… I… I Have No Words

    I Just… I… I Have No Words

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have put the sink with the toilet. But that's just me.

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    #52

    Windows Not Included

    Windows Not Included

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    Mart Se
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That time when i sold windows in Sims to buy a TV

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    #54

    I Think Someone Had A Few Too Many Ideas. Pro Tip: Pick A Few And Make Them Good

    I Think Someone Had A Few Too Many Ideas. Pro Tip: Pick A Few And Make Them Good

    Allison Beer McKenzie Report

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    #56

    Whatever This Is

    Whatever This Is

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For sale, one careless owner, hot tub has been thoroughly cleaned and disinfected

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    #57

    What, Exactly, Are You Supposed To Do With That Bizarre Space Behind The Tub?

    What, Exactly, Are You Supposed To Do With That Bizarre Space Behind The Tub?

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    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you supposed to do with the rest of the room.

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    #58

    I Adore The Juxtaposition Of The Welcome Sign And The Barred Windows And Door

    I Adore The Juxtaposition Of The Welcome Sign And The Barred Windows And Door

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave 🎶

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    #59

    Ran Out Of Room

    Ran Out Of Room

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope those are not the only stairs leading to the first floor. There is no way you can get any furniture up those stairs.

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    #60

    Performance Platform

    Performance Platform

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    #61

    Thank Goodness The Kitchen Ceiling Looks Like A Wagon Wheel To Tie Everything Together

    Thank Goodness The Kitchen Ceiling Looks Like A Wagon Wheel To Tie Everything Together

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    #63

    Clearly “Less Is More” Was Not The Theory Here

    Clearly “Less Is More” Was Not The Theory Here

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, the countertop is a little much, but if you like it, go for it. BUT what the F is wrong with the sinks?? Could they be more impractical?

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    #64

    Is It Just Me, Or Does This Have A Face?

    Is It Just Me, Or Does This Have A Face?

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    N G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i see an emu in the front garden

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    #65

    Cruise Ship Vibes

    Cruise Ship Vibes

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    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these look just fine... Wish I had a house like this!

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    #66

    You Get A Niche! And You Get A Niche! Everybody Gets A Niche!

    You Get A Niche! And You Get A Niche! Everybody Gets A Niche!

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We're going to put Grandma on the left, Grandad on the right and Uncle Mark in the middle. Honestly, those niches could have been designed for urns"

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    #67

    So Many Barn Doors

    So Many Barn Doors

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    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Space saver and cheaper when remodeling. I'm not mad at it.

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    #68

    Batchroom Stairs

    Batchroom Stairs

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    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta have the stairs in the bathroom so there's enough space for the pool table. Priorities, folks, priorities!

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    #69

    Mannequins

    Mannequins

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    Steve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These can go in the Niche photo above

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    #70

    I’m Assuming This Is The Proposed Set For The Newest Dystopian TV Series

    I’m Assuming This Is The Proposed Set For The Newest Dystopian TV Series

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just paint them pastel colours and you're all set for Squid Game 2

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    #71

    The Way The Front Turret Roof Meets The Main Roof Is Criminal

    The Way The Front Turret Roof Meets The Main Roof Is Criminal

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    Dodo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I thought we were looking at the phallic shaped pool

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    #72

    Not Sure I Would Want The Room Above That Chimney

    Not Sure I Would Want The Room Above That Chimney

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    Steve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comes with an attached smoke room

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    #73

    I Want An Island In The Kitchen That Really Stands Out. -Say No More

    I Want An Island In The Kitchen That Really Stands Out. -Say No More

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t mind this, I’d stick my two youngest and husband the other side to keep them out my way while I’m busy since they’re always standing in front of whatever it is I need - it’s like a wee jail for the spectators

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    #75

    Kitchen Work Zigzag

    Kitchen Work Zigzag

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still better layout than my kitchen. Previous owners thought it was a great idea to put a huge breakfast bar across the room - it’s pretty big but that just eats up so much space, plus the oven/hob are on the opposite side from the sink so cooking a meal feels like your running laps of the kitchen, it’s so annoying. Can’t wait to get it redone when I’m not so poor

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    #76

    Lots Going On Here. Not Much Of It Is Good

    Lots Going On Here. Not Much Of It Is Good

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    #77

    What Do You Think Is In The Protuberances?

    What Do You Think Is In The Protuberances?

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    #78

    The Whole Space Is Bad, But For Me The Light Fixtures Are The Most Ridiculous

    The Whole Space Is Bad, But For Me The Light Fixtures Are The Most Ridiculous

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    #79

    Sad Thing Is, They Did Hire One

    Sad Thing Is, They Did Hire One

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    River Daski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I trust that this is real, but it looks oddly photoshopped.

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    #80

    I Can’t Help But Think That This House Is Having An Identity Crisis

    I Can’t Help But Think That This House Is Having An Identity Crisis

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    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a bit much in terms of exterior design, but other than that, I like it.

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    #81

    If You’re Going To Design For The Zombie Apocalypse That’s A Weird Garage Door Choice

    If You’re Going To Design For The Zombie Apocalypse That’s A Weird Garage Door Choice

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    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is perfect for my car that can make a sharp 90° angle left turn into the garage

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    #83

    Lick And Stick "Stone"

    Lick And Stick "Stone"

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    #84

    Clumsy Columns

    Clumsy Columns

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    #85

    Ugh. At Least Make The Dormers And Downspouts Symmetrical

    Ugh. At Least Make The Dormers And Downspouts Symmetrical

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the windows low enough to see out of?

    #86

    There’s Potentially A Situation Where A Shipping Container House Could Work (Though I Can’t Think Of One). This Is Definitely Not It, However

    There’s Potentially A Situation Where A Shipping Container House Could Work (Though I Can’t Think Of One). This Is Definitely Not It, However

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a multi unit house ( see the neters). Container house could be a quick, less expensive way of providing homes for poor.

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    #87

    Can't Find The Center

    Can't Find The Center

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    ElenaK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it is more practical there as you can put a corner sofa next to the window!

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    #88

    Just Had To Have That Extra Three Feet Of Countertop And Cabinets

    Just Had To Have That Extra Three Feet Of Countertop And Cabinets

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    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When one buys their cabinets from a surplus store.

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    #89

    I Feel Like This House Has A Place In This Group

    I Feel Like This House Has A Place In This Group

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    Kevin Camp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Four bedroom, four bath, 6500 sq ft, single garage.

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    #90

    For Just Under 2.6m, You Could Take A Relaxing Bath With Your Head Resting Comfortably Next To The Commode In This Custom Waterfront New Construction Home

    For Just Under 2.6m, You Could Take A Relaxing Bath With Your Head Resting Comfortably Next To The Commode In This Custom Waterfront New Construction Home

    Anna Gilbert Report

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    #91

    Pocket Doors Are A Crime. Pocket Doors On A Water Closet Without A Lock Gets You A Helicopter Ride

    Pocket Doors Are A Crime. Pocket Doors On A Water Closet Without A Lock Gets You A Helicopter Ride

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats the issue with pocket doors? They look super handy if you have limited space

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    #92

    "Stone"

    "Stone"

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    Mila Kulash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. What's wrong with this one?

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    #93

    This Kitchen Has Clearly Been Sent To The Corner For A Timeout

    This Kitchen Has Clearly Been Sent To The Corner For A Timeout

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I don't get it, what's the problem here? Kitchen in the corner, the rest of the space will be the dining room. Considering open floor concept is all the rage right now this should not be hard to figure out.

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