This Online Group Is All About Fails That Fit Under The ‘You Had One Job’ Phrase (40 Pics)

best spokesman ever

"Do you believe in resurrection?"

That’s deliberate. Come on!

At least they know they made a mistake.

I shouldn't be laughing, but the caption is hilarious.

Yes they are

There you go: Beethoven can answer the above question ‘have you ever been in an accident that resulted in your death - yes/no’.

It may be a more effective deterrent than prosecution.

the secret ingredient is the brainless use of brute force

This is a hilariously terrible irony

So... Smoking in English is ok?

Everything’s pricier in France 😂

Oh, the irony...

Also, what does this mean? There's no "official" language in the U.S. "Your in Spain, speak Chinese."

Sign provided courtesy of the Suicide Squad.

Soilent Green.

We no speak Americano.

“Mistakes are proof you are garbage”. A bit harsh!

The robot is ever so slightly more effective than a real police agent. :D

They’re all going to get to the next game on Boaty McBoatface.

That didn’t happen until the 238th month of 2020.

That's my kind of crunchy vegetable salad!

Yeah, they just see us a a number.

Whenever people use photoshop, THEY ALWAYS FORGET THE MIRROR

Oh! The irony! She'll be spinning in her grave

"But, it's so much handier this way."

better he should not wear that shirt

This is freaking hilarious! "I'll put him out of his misery"

There's two signs pointing for a left turn but at the very end there's a sign that says no left turn as well.

Sounds like a threat. All it’s missing is an “or else”.

South Africa vs New Zealand. Cricket. I remember that match, the commentators spent ages laughing at those two blokes.

"Finding Dory night light - powered by AAA batteries... or your child's SOUL."

Oh, the irony!

Doesn't look melted to me, actually. Since pizza is usually cut after baking not before, I assume the item in question is perfectly intact. Receiving a good pizza cutter for free with your pizza, not bad.

oh. oh no

Climb through the window then

For anyone who is confused by this image....Pillsbury makes a tube dough of "crescent rolls" which some people call croissants. (As if.) The dough is perforated into triangles that need to be rolled into the correct shape.

But it's much easier to butter them up and put chocolate sprinkles on them.

Boyfriend doesn't need instructions, boyfriend needs a babysitter

Croissants - for dinner?!

Looks like he bit that one before he baked it

Deal-breaker, ladies!!!

At least he took the pieces apart

Triang-croissants.

Love the way he tested if they were done

Why didn't I think of that?

He tasted one and said Not Bad!

I much prefer homemade food, but oh, my. Those would be delicious. Dont care how they are shaped. Perfect fake butter amazingness.