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Anton Gudim is an artist who’s great at noticing how contradictory our everyday life can be. Besides his quirky short-paneled comics, the artist also creates sarcastic and relatable illustrations he calls "Yes, But" that depict two sides of the same circumstance.

The idea of creating "Yes, But" comics came to Anton in 2016. This format was inspired by reflections on how people get along with a lot of contradictions in their lives. The artist found the actions of some people very contradictory: hence this "but" appeared.

If you want to see our previous posts featuring more "Yes, But" comics, click here, here and here!

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"Yes, But": A Series Of Sarcastic Comics Anton Gudim (25 New Pics)

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Jayne Kyra
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my cats loves the scratching post, but also adores the already ruined leather armchairs (previous kitty went to town on the leather furniture), and she loves the kitchen bench. The other cat sometimes forgets what the scratching post is for, but loves one of the carpets that she is allowed to scratch. Oh well. People who want perfect furniture should not have pets that can ruin it. Oh, and anyone who declaws a cat is a garbage human being and should have the same done to them.

Terri Montgomery Toland
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had two different kitty's declawed when I was in my early 20's. That's just what everyone did at the time so I never thought about it. Years later after I found out what/how it was done I felt horrible. I now have four inside cats and my furniture is a hot mess but that's ok. I love them more than I love my furniture.

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Susan Reid Smith
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When we ask cats to share their lives with us, we do it knowing what they do and need. If we cared about the damage, we wouldn't have cats.

Keisha
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have two cats and thankfully neither of them has any interest in scratching furniture. They also don't like cabinets. They have one door jamb that they both love but they don't really scratch it. They more stretch and lean and then make biscuits. I have two weirdo rescues but I 💕 them.

Mary Pigott
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bought a used sofa once that was completely impervious to cat's claws. My two cats went at it daily to no avail, that fabric was like titanium..

Brian Droste
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a couple of different cats at different times. I had a small wooden stool, still has it, I let the cat scratch on the legs of the stool. As long as I let her do that, she never scratched on anything else. The other cat I had, I had a small piece of USB board that I let her scratch on. Again as I let her scratch on that she never scratch on anything else.

Isabel De La O-Pedrozo
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is my cat, I have literally bought her any type of scratching post and even put a cover on the couch where she could scratch (it’s made for that). I don’t know what was more funny if her or me and my daughter’s faces when we clearly saw her move the cover, hide under it while she proceeded to scratch the couch. Luckily, the couch is from IKEA so it didn’t cost a lot. On another note, I found out that spraying Felaway around the couch will keep her from doing that for days and then I just spray it again. Go figure and to think I wasted a lot more money on other things.

Shyla Clay
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe pretend they aren't allowed to scratch the posts and cover those?

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Alexandria Z
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah I know but I love seeing the look on their faces. meeeowwww

Lucifer Son666
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not really a problem for me, once I got the scratching post they stopped torturing my furniture

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Anton's ideas come from observing everyday life. As the artist mentioned in previous interviews, over the years he has trained himself to notice something and to be in a constant search for ideas. Since he has formed an absurd surrealistic style, Anton looks at the world through the prism of it. "This is the way to fight the boredom: to see something new in the regular surroundings."

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    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a painfully slow conversation with a facilities manager who was spending a crazy amount on recycling bins and notices. In the end I physically walked her to the single industrial skip where all the rubbish went into. Her disappointment was heart breaking.

    Jessica Allred
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why this was down voted, because I've seen it happen too. They gave all of us a recycling bin for our desk. One night I had to stay late and watched the cleaning crew empty both into the trash can. It was sickening.

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    Victoria Anderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hypocrisy at its nastiest. Blatant lies.

    Pursuing Peonies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like they should think about making a compost bin, but of course the US won't do that, that's too much like effort, especially with trying to teach people (not because people can't learn, but because too many refuse to learn, just look at the history of metric in the US)

    SirDigbyChickenCaesar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love this but I rent an apartment and have no place for composting.

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    Ellieee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pictures you might relate to" are you insinuating that I might relate to this because I feel like putting in effort and doing nothing have the same conclusion either way because of course not hahahahhahahahahhahahaha I'm sad

    Isabel De La O-Pedrozo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I saw this at Costco, after finishing a sample I remember scolding my husband for not throwing a small paper container in the recycle. He then told me it was the same, I said no, he then show me and I was shocked, if that’s the case then just make it one or the either. It literally makes no sense.

    Jasmine Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the plastic bag that's ironic.

    Lucy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are so useless & make such messes.

    Allison D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess now people don't have to feel to bad if they didn't recycle.

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    B Hobbit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. Insisting that pre-pubescent girls cover their nipples when they are at that point identical to little boys or else they will be considered obscene or sexualized. Refusing to allow women to breastfeed in public when THIS is exactly the purpose of enlarged breasts in women but allowing sexy images of women's breasts in advertising.

    Colin Timp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ironic. Breasts are only sexualized because we sexualize them! If we didn't make a big stink about it, it wouldn't be a big deal.

    James G. Currie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Canada, a woman exposing her nipples can be charged with an Obsenity charge... However, if a cop is ever stupid enough to do it, he has to write-up all the shirtless men in the area to prevent loosing a Sexual Discrimination lawsuit. So, even though it is illegal, it is technically legal for a woman to walk around topless in the middle of the City... 'cause no cop wants to write-up the 200 kilo fat man.

    Liam Lowenthal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women are sexualized because people make them that way. If people would stop being perverted gross humans and stop saying "boobies bad unless sex!!", Maybe a lot of unnecessary things would freaking p**s off. :/ Example? Disney World sends woman home for wearing a crop top. Let man wearing "Sex, guns and Jesus" t shirt stay. Like really??

    anthony Yoshioto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my wife live in Minnesota where it is legal for women to be topless of any age in any location that it is legal for a man to be topless as long as they are not acting in a deliberately provocative or lewd manner the example in the law given was shaking them at somebody. My wife was happy to use the ruling in her advantage for the first time finally and rode around town in the car with me with no shirt happy that she just had the right to do so.

    SeaLouse_Comics
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood some people's controversy over seeing a pair of breasts. I'm also very Danish.

    Alicia GriffonLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more of a protection thing i think. An unfortunately large number of guys get aggressively horny when women are exposed. It'd be nice if society taught men to control themselves, but sadly enough, the "short skirt/blame the victim" thing is real.

    Kay Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evil nipples!!!! The horror! Won't someone save the children?!

    Nichole Harris
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    3 years ago

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    Look... Men..... If you don't want us openly commenting on the size of your junk please refrain from commenting on our breasts breast or universal we all have them don't ostracize us because I was a larger than yours

    Pink Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What idiot parents don't realize is little Timmy and Tina have seen more than they think because they let them have access to the internet 😬 And how easy parental controls can be bypassed.

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    Irony, humor, sarcasm, randomness, absurdity and easily recognizable style are what make these illustrations so well received. Anton Gudim has already reached over 1.7M followers on two of his Instagram accounts and the number keeps growing!

    If you'd like to see some of the creator's older work, check out our posts herehereherehereherehere and here.

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short-haired peeps, don´t forget to use sunscreen on the back of your neck and ears when heading into the hellscape that is outside.

    Rage Of Aquarius II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the reminder! I just got fried around my mohawk!

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    Tiny Guy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how hes using his hand for doing the job the hats supposed to do

    Alex Foster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay in my defense I have sensory things and having my hat on with the brim forwards- not only do I look terrible in them like that, but I'm also super uncomfortable. At least this way they keep my neck from burning

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are only two things worse than this. One being, wearing your sunglasses on the top of your head and having to squint because the suns too bright. The other is wearing your hat backwards with your sunglasses on the top of your head. I live on the coast and see this c**p all the time. The sun here is always super bright and extremely hot but people still can't grasp how to properly use hats or sunglasses.

    KindaSketchy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is copied from thw photo of a guy doing this exact thing.

    Panda Dover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly teens or balding men wear this.

    Alya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay BUT sometimes I wanna wear a hat to keep my hair from bugging me but I get annoyed by the brim so I'll wear it backwards. And so sometimes the sun will be bugging me and I'll use my hand because turning the hat around for such a brief moment feels pointless

    Ygbfsm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a catcher...or an umpire. Need to get a protective face mask to complete this statement. Maybe a snorkel and a big foam #1 hand.

    Pink Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great example of something becoming a bad fashion statement instead of what they're supposed to be used for lol 🤦‍♀️ Wasn't there a real pic like this of the guy with a backwards cap AND his sunglasses resting on the back of the hat, shielding the sun with his hand? 🤣

    Liam Lowenthal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the sunglasses on the back of the head bit. They squint and shade their eyes with anything but the thing they're supposed to use. xD

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    OhnoI’vebeencensored
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have such good taste in music that I know everyone else wants to hear it!

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome! I love throat singing too!

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    Annica
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there's a huge difference. Car stereo speakers vs phone speakers...

    Elder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Car stereos most of the time can't be heard, and when they can, the sound goes away as the car drives by. It is still annoying but ends quickly. A person standing near you with a phone blaring whatever it is never stops being annoying.

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    SkekVi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're both wrong. Use headphones and stop installing subwoofers in your car smh. Sound polluters are the worst.

    Michael Persico
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of 10,000 things worse than noise polluters. Your comment could have been worded a bit better since at first brush it looks like you're telling people to wear headphones while driving which is very much illegal

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    Pursuing Peonies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the car stereos that have such overwhelming bass that they're literally physically felt that bother me the most, not the random people blaring music or even well done bass, but the ones where they've literally got the bass so amped up it's shaking the entire car and those around it is unnecessary and terrible.

    Charlie Birkner
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you have one for people talking on speaker phones/facetime in public, where thebone MAKING the noise is annoyed 🤷‍♀️

    Sea Star
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse, people who facetime while driving. I've seen this so many times, it's disgusting. And people in my state wonder why insurance rates are so high here.

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    Joda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sound of a cars-HIFI is better though

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either get better taste in music and turn it down cuz I ain't trying to hear that

    Lori Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone wants to hear someone's music don't force it on others it's rude and disrespectful especially with explicit lyrics in public and kids around. I try to not impose my music (rockabilly punk) on others

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    David Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to tell people doing this that we already knew they were an a*****e and didn't require hearing their shitty playlist to confirm it

    Liam Lowenthal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hate the people with bad speakers absolutely blasting their high bass music. All I hear is cracking "bmmmmmmmmph.. bmmmmmmmmph.... Bmmmmmmmmph.." Like a*****e, get a better woofer or turn that c**p down. The only impressive thing about you is that your car sounds like it's going to fall apart

    Allen Hammer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "Let blast this offensive c**p out so I can bother you .

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    It's the 4th article featuring "Yes, But" comics on Bored Panda and it seems that it won't be the last. The artist shared that he has a lot of ideas for this format so he's planning to continue creating these contradictory illustrations.

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    "I don’t come up with something special: the ideas come by themselves, which means that the topic has not exhausted itself and the format itself has a wide interpretation, which almost does not restrain my creative impulses."

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    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly the sheer idea of eating in bed disgusts me

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm poor so I can only afford to heat or cool one room of my home also known as the bedroom which means I eat all of my meals in here breakfast in bed isn't special it's Tuesday

    Mary Jaye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you better turn off the water and remove water from the pipes or when they freeze they will expand and crack the pipe come spring you will have a food. I know someone who did this and forgot to drain one pipe. and he had a big problem.

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    Elder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this real so complicated to people? Hold the plate or wrapper under your mouth to catch the crumbs. If one falls on the bed, pick it up. This is not hard.

    Yvonne Blau
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    3 years ago

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    Is the condescension necessary? Why not just share your opinion and experience...?

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    Biliegh Berrie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I get crums I just wipe them off the bed. No biggie.

    Giovanna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put a tea towel on the bed when I eat in bed. Like some kind of pic nic.

    Dawn Duckworth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody's fine with breakfast in bed, but when you take all 3 meals there, it's "depressing". Make up your mind!

    Sharkbait1313
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    3 years ago

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand ants in my bed so I don't mix food and the bed at all.

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    Floof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one makes me sad, it's just the sad truth of our world.

    Yargarble
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will always be the case as long as people think of pets as possessions not companions.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My three pets are my brothers and sister, my children, my best friends. I might technically “legally” “own” them, but they are my partners in life, not my “things”.

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    Elder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll say it and risk the down votes. I can't stand people that don't leash their dogs. I have been chased, jumped on, and had to defend myself against way too many. If your property isn't fenced in, your dog belongs on a leash to protect other people. It doesn't matter if they "just love people," it is terrifying to have an excited animal run at you.

    ADumpsterFire
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one with any sense is going to down vote you for wanting leashed dogs. I used to have a pitbull i always kept leashed and one time this giant unleashed poodle charged at us and the owner came running up and was like "lol he just got excited" and i said "would it have been cool if my dog had run up to you unleashed?" And he just was like 😮

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    GemmaL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People that chain dogs up and force them to sleep alone outside don't deserve dogs. Dogs sleeping outside in a pack with shelter is totally different

    DPNY 53
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you have a dog? He's tied up, so it can't be for security or companionship. How would you like to be chained to a single area for the rest of YOUR life?!!

    Noober Poof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly most are. How many people only travel to work and back? How many never leave their town? Oh, here is a real killjoy stat to look up. How many have a passport? How about just your elected representatives?

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    Sara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chaining dogs outside is a criminal offense in TX.

    Sea Star
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's good to hear. It should be criminalized everywhere. It's inhumane.

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    Carman Davis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never ever ever chain up your dog!!! Never. If it can't be inside and be part of the family then you don't need a dog!! Or deserve one.

    Ash
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to post the same thing. Dogs belong with you

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    Leo Bredernitz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't chain my dogs. They go wherever they want on our land

    Karen Jacob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Granted I live in an upper middle class neighborhood, but almost everyone has the electric fences. Best solution. There are a few glitches-power failures or dead battery

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    Lucy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sad & heartbreaking 😞

    Ed Stanley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many times it's "keeping up with Jones" mentality. Actually even worse is gifting animal (kitten/dog/bird) to a kid and them ignoring it in a day ... Their living creature you MUST invest in

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    We asked Anton whether he has some upcoming projects. The artist replied that he has a lot on his plate at the moment. Besides the "Yes, but" illustrations he is also creating drawings outside this format for himself, publishing books, discussing future exhibitions, etc. All this doesn't allow him to think about other projects. However, the artist shared that everything can change at any moment. "Just like I did not plan to do Yes, BUT as a separate project, but it happened."

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    Jayne Kyra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of useless bloatware that my phone has is ridiculous. Never getting another Xiaomi ever again!

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to comment on my Xiaomi but I saw this lol. The phone performance is A+, price A+, Bloatware F.

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    Ivo H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I know this one so well from the past, when androids had only few MBytes of internal storage...

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bloat ware only an issue if you can't take it out and if you've got the right software you can remove anything At least on an Android

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rooting a phone can be helpful for more control

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    Rachel Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could just go through your files and delete s**t you don't need or use. Android has a files app preloaded that makes clean up easy and with one click cleanup junk files

    Bob Cakin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely NEVER install a third party Phone or PC cleaner! At best, they are just useless bloatware that don't actually do much to solve the issue. At worst... they are trojan horses for all types of malware or they are completely oncompetent to the point where the tool deletes important system files that will likely corrupt data and make things unrecoverable! If you absolutely must, most operating systems nowadays come with cleanup tools so just use that.

    Sarah Moeding
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have deleted so many teeny things off my phone, but all these effing programs I never use have to stay for some unholy reason.

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    BamBoo Mo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As with life, the first piece of any pie is apt to be a bit of a mess but good. Hopefully as we get better at it the slices of life get better.

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    that.bitch.mae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a chicken pot pie so can't relate but at least for dessert pies, if you cut it the second it comes out of the fridge (or even leave it in the freezer for a bit) you'll have nothing to worry about. I've lost one too many lemon meringue pie slices

    Terri Montgomery Toland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh lemon meringue pie is my favorite! My mama always made one for my "birthday pie".

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    Miz Chelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still tastes the same tho lol

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even thou it didn't come out exactly like it should as long as it still taste good, I would eat it.

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok but it actually tastes better that way....

    Christy Long
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You aren't letting it cool long enough.

    Jerry Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep my pie slice (my go to is pumpkin)always look like this but doesn't stop me from eating it

    Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes outside tastes better than inside

    mamafrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cover it with whipped cream, or ice cream, no one will notice!

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    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serving size is the biggest lie in food industry

    Rachel Adorno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the truth. We just choose to ignore what we don't want to acknowledge.

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    Jessica Allred
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should just say how many kcals per cookie and let people figure out how much they want to eat.

    Jescia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calories are a terrible concept. A calorie is unit of energy,the energy people get from the food and drink they consume, and the energy they use in physical activity. If bodies are all different, wouldn't we consume/burn calories at a variable rate? This never made sense to me.

    Pursuing Peonies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We definitely do, which is why calorie counting is so dangerous and basing your diet specifically on some arbitrary calories per day number isn't beneficial for the vast majority of people.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 cookies was more of a guideline rather than a rule.

    Erica Klohr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a cookie sandwich in the bakery section of Walmart one time. It consisted of a fresh-baked cookie, some cream in the middle, and another cookie. One sandwich in one plastic package. The cookie was large, about four inches in diameter, and maybe half an inch thick, but still it was one cookie sandwich. There were no scores or wedges to indicate it was meant to be shared. BUT when I looked closely at the label, it said it served--wait for it--six! Like, I'm supposed to find five other friends to split this one cookie sandwich with, where each of us ends up with a sliver?? OR, I'm supposed to eat but a slice a day for an entire work week and still have a piece leftover?? WTF?!

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The saddest thing I've ever heard: my parents' church had a volunteer drive to help build HUD homes. When the volunteers returned, they talked about their experiences. One mentioned that it was a client's son's birthday. The client told her son that she would take him and seven of his friends out to buy A McDonald's hamburger. This little boy got 1/8th of a hamburger, and he was thrilled to death.

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the package is not resealable, it's a single serving package!

    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand that word 'serving' in reference to portion sizes. Reminds me of my Junior High cooking teacher saying it all the time, so now I keep picturing a thin, firmed mouth whistling the 's' lady as she's staring at me with her head slightly down and looking over top of her glasses that are halfway down her nose.

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care how many calories are in food I'm eating what I want and then I'll go work out.

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't tell me how many cookies makes a serving. Everyone is different. Your serving size may only be three when mine is thirty.

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you need to specify mosquito screen. Not fly screen. And if you cannot ( example renting) spray the screen with long lasting anti-mos *surface* spray.

    Tim S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The window screens are somehow still letting in mosquitoes (with mini trumpets)? I swear I'm not an idiot, but I don't get this.

    Aileen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they're designed to keep out flies, but mosquitoes are often small enough to fit through the screen, or they get in the house some other way (crack, open door, etc.). The annoying buzz of mosquitoes sounds like trumpets

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    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sound of mosquitoes buzzing in my ear is like nails on a chalkboard for me but worse. I lived in Florida so I have plenty of mosquito experience.

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    black and white stripes deter mosquitoes so everyone dress like beetlejuice and you'll only get half as many bites! Trufax.

    Sally Cooke
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Popcorn_Gremlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was operated on my neck just 5 days ago and i almost popped a stitch hunting 2 of these little Gilespies. Totally worth it.

    alli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't it be a window without a screen?

    Minion4Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they are showing that you use the screen but mosquitos still get in

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    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing worse than hearing buzzing in your ear when it's pitch black dark. The size of the critter greatly increases when you can't see it.

    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember laying in bed hearing them across the room and trying to find all the buggers before I nodded off.

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    athornedrose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly why i hate eating outside

    Ashley Deane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ants go marching one by one..

    that.bitch.mae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever have a picnic, everything's staying covered up or put away until the second we're ready to eat it cause you got my fvcked up if you think I'm gonna let insects eat my food before me

    ButFirstCoffee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate ants. They are even in my hummingbird feeder.

    Seth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you hate them so much, mix some sugar and borax, then leave it next to where they frequent and bam: no more ants.

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    Raymond Pobiak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this illustration bugs are a problem, however, they serve an important function in the worlds ecology and now we’re poisoning them off the scene. (Fifty years ago after a few hours drive on the highway my cars windshield would be heavily covered with smears from dead bugs - that’s not nearly as much of a “problem” now.)

    RandomPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of my worst nightmares and the reason I never go on picnics.

    Thomas Beard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just sprinkle grits around the area and no more ants

    Nili Gross
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love ants. They don't bother me. In fact, I feed them

    Jerry Ryan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just buy bug repellent candles

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    CV Vir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand the supposed difference of pic #2. It’s her feet on the ground? So?

    EvilK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's about how influensers ruin flower fields. https://guestofaguest.com/los-angeles/instagram/instagram-influencers-have-caused-the-california-poppy-fields-to-shut-down

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    Carole Petricek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a farmer in Spokane who had to hire guards for a sunflower field because too many people were trampling them trying to get pictures for their instagram pages. Just randomly mowing down sunflowers to get a "perfect" picture.

    Susan Reid Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't they understand that is theft of his crops/income?

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    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cries in California poppy fields. (This influencer sh!t really pisses me off)

    Rad Roxxy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah man...we would watch from a distance and be kind, while others wanna "be the flower"

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    Historyharlot93
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still can’t get over those horrible people who helicopterred into the poppy fields and jumped out to get their picture after the town closed the fields because literally 1,000s of people were trampling them daily (https://nypost.com/2019/08/31/hordes-of-instagrammers-are-killing-californias-flowers)

    Down With Agent Hedgehog!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I saw a farmer yelling at a girl for getting ‘pretty’n’cute’ photos in his crops, after he had very nicely asked her to go away and she insisted on trampling the fields. And plus she said she would sue him for not letting her on his property, which seemed so nuts a crowd was yelling at her soon enough. Stupid self-obsessed girl.

    Caleb R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a major part of why people need to stay on the marked path. They are just as much for your protection as it is to protect and preserve nature

    Sham Wow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't notice the hashtags at first and thought the second pic was just the pain walking around in grass with rocks and twigs and thorns and whatnot. The comments made me realize it's commentary on someone saying they love nature or whatever for the pic, but they ruin nature by walking through it.

    Pam Akers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess she's smashing some as she goes.

    Lucy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful then destroyed by walking through it sad 😔

    Ellieee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've definitely taken my fair share of pictures with flower fields but is it REALLY that hard to stay on a path or on a large rock?

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always do the pumpy thing; opening and closing an umbrella rapidly to shake off excess water. Doesn´t make it dry, but it´s not as drippy.

    that.bitch.mae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I could do this but nearly every building I have to enter when it rains has no awning or anything above the doorways to give me that time to shake off the water and it's not like I can do it in the building and around other people. Fortunately I think more places (like schools and workplaces I mean) are offering umbrella bins so you don't have to carry a dripping umbrella

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    Randolph Croft
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why they invented the Inverted Umbrella. Not a mini, but solves this drippy problem nicely. Also windproof.

    Pursuing Peonies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want them to start making them in minis. Especially the fun colored ones.

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    Pascal Arevalo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an umbrella that actually closes the other way so this doesn’t happen

    Christina Odermatt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My booty is so big that if I don’t use 1 of those extremely huge umbrellas than my booty gets soaked 🤦🏼‍♀️

    Samantha Whitley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I absolutely LOVE your hair 🙂 it's gorgeous 😍

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    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I take my umbrella I take a waterproof umbrella bag and put it in my pocket or backpack. Who wants to deal with this ?

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate umbrellas so much. Just trying to walk past people using them, burden of holding them, pushing against the wind, the dramatic ladies using them for every weather condition , constantly forgetting them, breaking them, replacing them....uh i hate umbrella - i should make this into a book.

    Thecoolbonnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 10 years ago, I was visiting San Francisco, and after walking into some market, there were these bucket things at the entrance for everyone's umbrella. It was the coolest idea. I wondered why those weren't everywhere. To this day, I've never seen one anywhere else

    Lucy Worthen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Washington DC at the museums they have wet umbrella bags

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you shake the umbrella off.

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    PenitentEyeball
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh I hate it when zippers do this!

    Mimi Caughey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More to do with lack of security - a case can be opened (and closed) without touching "lock"...

    Future Pants
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any tsa agent can tell you how useless a lock on a zipper is

    Noober Poof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when they use a knife on your bag.

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    Colin Bryant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A ballpoint pen will open any zipper. Remember that next time you buy new luggage with locks. Zipper=unlocked always.

    Random Mask Man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is worse when the same happen to your pants.

    Victoria Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, leaving your sleeping bag unattended is a small matter when you need to *go,* BUT not when your idiot little brother sticks Silly Putty in the zipper.

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shoe laces, zippers and buttons are very old school. I don't see the purpose for them anymore.

    Carrie Whitaker
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the lock is pointless because the zipper can be separated, allowing anyone into the bag. just takes something to push into it, or being strong enough to pull it apart.

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To each their own, right?

    Ashley Deane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is for me lol there are so many sad songs and songs with memories that make me cry. Yet I still sit there listening to them and crying like an idiot. My husband came into the bedroom one time like "what's wrong? Babe are you okay??" As I'm all snotty and red faced: "this song always makes me cry" "Then stop listening to it" "NO"

    Sarah K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it his kid in the backseat? Why has his child applied blush in such a way? It's all about blending. You must blend your contour and blush. Ug. I hate makeup errors like this.

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's just the artist's style, but I gotta admit it bothered me too

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    too_too_picky@yahoo.com
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's putting in his favorite songs she is in the back listening to her favorite songs ignoring him and he is sad with a tear rolling down his cheek

    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's just rude. I mean, the service is called "blablacar" because you are supposed to blabla with the driver

    Emily Nevins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you don't want to bla bla with the driver and that's ok.

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    Liam Lowenthal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a passenger, whatever. Your music isn't going to be everyone else's. If you're a driver, and I've seen them, take the gd things off, you're going to kill someone. You won't even hear an ambulance coming.

    Jyri Hakola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nature is only in balance if kids are not liking their parent`s favorite songs

    The Fan Of Nothing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes your favourite songs aren't going to be someone else's favourite songs. That's okay. You can both listen to your favourites at the same time.

    Alicat Wombat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he’s crying….she’s shutting him out 🥺

    Panda-Moan-I-Ummm....
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U can't share your favorite songs with your kids anymore🤷🏿‍♀️ sad

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    PenitentEyeball
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol yeah, why do the waiting tickets always look like they were printed on the oldest electronic printer ever?

    Future Pants
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that is how thermal printers work...

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    Photelegy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because a "Print & Copy" shop knows exactly how over-expensive printer ink is.

    Amberlie Mikelsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or worse, they're the pull tickets like you'd use for a raffle...

    Mine Truly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I was in Lowe's today, and their sink was super weak and failed to automatically turn itself off.

    Shelp
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Yeah, but you don't go to the copy shop to buy waiting tickets, or do you?

    Daffodil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get the waiting slip AT the copy shop, in order to use the equipment there. The irony is that they're supposedly the place you'd go to to get good copies of stuff, and then the waiting slip looks like the worst equipment was used to print it.

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    75/Sunny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always despised this. The only thing worse is when they don't use trunk liner

    Pam Akers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about golf clubs & pet carrier?

    Christina Odermatt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except mines is 4 strollers……. Back b4 kids thou it was a system! Ahhh…… memories lol

    Stormy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE this. First, not everyone wants to hear the pounding bass distortion (or your music in general) blaring. I hope those vibrations shake every screw and line attachment, spark plugs, gaskets etc out of your car.

    Stormy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate this s**t! Hope your bass vibrations loosen every screw and gaskets in your car!

    Lady Goldberry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your stereo has more power than your engine.

    Lori Lathrom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol $2000 sound system, $800 beater car, no room for groceries. Priorities.

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    Quinn Nix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you feel you must pray before playing in a competition, don't pray to win – pray to be a good sport if you lose.

    Colin Timp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how athletes always give credit to God when they win, but you don't hear them blame God when they lose!

    Seth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those athletes are typically narcissistic psychopaths; they think they're the primary protagonist of reality, so their story is the most important, and their prayers are therefore more important than anyone else's.

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    OhnoI’vebeencensored
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wonder what God does when both sides pray that they win Edit: oh yeah that’d be a draw

    Ed Stanley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god invented football (soccer) just to be cruel...90 minutes of nothingness in a majority of the matches

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    Paul Greer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Win our loose it’s all praise too God. It’s about living not wining

    Tasha Love
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't God have more important things to do?

    Jelly Louise Hood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned he is understanding beyond our understanding. So while we are pulled at various tasks. He is fully capable of all things at once.

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    Tracy Alambatin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep praising God through the wins and losses. #christianlife

    Biliegh Berrie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think people who do stuff like this do not actually know what God is about.

    Heta Luna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who rely on god for everything make me angry💀 he ain't helping you bro, at least try to put in some effort

    Liam Lowenthal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure if God was looking over a sports team but not the little girl being bombed by another totalitarian country, then I think I'm going to the black book, thanks.

    Bojan Djordjevic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you realize it's actually Satan who rules over soccer

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    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because we kill animals for food doesn't mean we should stomp and kill every other animal for no reason...

    Willa L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I love animals but i still eat meat

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    Ashley Deane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao this one is funny cause I take in domestic and small wild animals that are hurt or abandoned. I re-homed a hamster. Yet I LOVE meat. It's something I wrestle with but I could never go vegan or even be a vegetarian. There's too much food I love.

    Akane Bakugou
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 5 bunnies at home, and some hens and gauls too. I love my bunnies, and i wouldn't be able to kill them to eat them, but i still eat rabbit's meat sometimes. I just have the affection to my bunnies as i could have to my other pets. Yes, i know what intensive facilities does, but here's the trick for me: i completely avoid buying meat from supermarkets, and go to a Butcher shop instead. There, i personally research where they get their meat from, and it's usually a good kind, and not from intensive facilities. If i'm able to, i also have family friends that have farms and will sell us their meat, with us being 100% it didn't come from horrible places. As for eggs, i said before i have hens, so that's not a problem at all, and i buy honey from on the previously named family friends. I could never go veggie or vegetarian, cause even if i actually wanted to renounce to all the animal products, for health reasons i need to eat these foods if i don't wanna end up in hospital

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    Mateo Buysse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is killing for sport of for being an a*****e, and then killing for purpose. i'd actually love and learn to hunt, but if i for an example shot and killed something, it would either be some kind of plague animal(i love pet rats, but f**k wild rats, they scare me) or something i can eat.

    Party Poison (They/Them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild rats are not "plague animals"! They are an important part of the ecosystem!

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    Holly Benedict
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might eat meat, but I'm not going to personally plow through a family of ducks just because of that. I do think if we are going to eat meat we need to do so with more respect. Throwing away meat is the greatest disrespect. But we should also show respect in the act of cooking it. It should be cooked with the most care so that you never feel disappointed. I don't buy much meat anymore but when I do it's Beef Burgundy that took 27.5 hours to properly prepare or Tonkotsu Ramen with Momofuku style pork that took 14 hours to prepare to the best of my skills. If i go to a restaurant and order a steak that's not delicious, I still finish the steak but i just won't go to that restaurant again.

    Liam Lowenthal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would probably be the majority friend. Lol

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    Ed Stanley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Beijing duck is SO SO good

    Liam Lowenthal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.. in order to not want to be a sociopathic murderer of animals just walking across the street, you need to be a vegan? ....Just curious if anyone's seen The Vegan Teacher? Literally makes an entire group of people look absolutely horrible? I'm just getting mad Vegan Teacher vibes from this point. Lol

    Abby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peking duck, is on my bucket list of new foods I want to try. ive all ready had alligator , shark steak, and escargot.

    Rachel Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comments in this post= " I love animals but I still eat meat!!". I understand, hopefully you all are eating sustainable, cruelty free, free range meat....cuz otherwise you probably don't love animals as much as you think. The meat industry is cruel to animals.

    Smarty Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For this particular dish the ducks are raised with EXTREME CRUELTY that is the point. Of course you can eat meat and still love animals and not want to kill a family of ducks. But eating chicken fingers is different than eating like veal or Peking duck. Those are just cruel!!

    Lunar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All non-vegetarians are guilty then?? 🙄

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    Beat Cop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even get any messages unless I text them first

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just say to heck with it and don’t text anyone at all. After 3-4 days I get all these texts asking me if I’m ok because they havent heard from me in days. How flattering. You noticed🤨

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    Miz Chelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 23 minutes and 43 seconds... depending on the company, you have at least another half hour to speak with someone... oh and stupid message that pops up every minute saying your call is important to us is so annoying, getting our hopes up and all that.

    felicia wills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's alot of texts in 23 minutes. Shoulda put the phone time at hours not minutes.

    Stormy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss crashing the phone down to end an unwanted call

    Ugh_What_Now
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, BUT, I ain't getting PAID to answer the phone SOOOO 💅

    Rachel Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason I dont have conversations in text, person to person conversations are the only way to go. People become needy and weird when you don't see their face

    Lunar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we should befriend the people behind the call center?

    Paul Greer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The eternal leash. No longer able too disappear

    Thecoolbonnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super aggravating. If I don't answer, there is usually a GOOD REASON

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    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm...boating and rowing are two different things and there's nothing relaxing about rowing but it's a brilliant workout - so I don't think I agree with this one, he's working out in one and relaxing in the other.

    Yelena Yardeen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right that they're two different things, but I think the artist may be getting at us going to simulate rowing inside on a machine in a building but not rowing in water

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    Mandie Hanson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So? What's wrong with taking a boat for a spin and relaxing?

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha what about my cousin that would run 8 miles on the tread mill then drive around a parking 10 times looking for the closest spot !

    R N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always tickled when I see people take the elevator to the gym on the third floor, then jump on the Stairmaster.

    Gizmo TeknoDekkeR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I think that's smart... At least he'll be prepared to row home if his engine dies.

    Carlos Rodriguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could be rowing on the water, but doing it indoors. He only goes out to the water to have the motor do the work for him. Like working out on the treadmill but using a Segway on a hiking trail.

    R N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when I see people take the elevator up to the gym on the third floor, then jump on the Stairmaster.

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the rowing exercise, great workout, but if I am out on a boar on teh water, I want to relax! Nothing wrong here

    Pink Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the worst example ever.. nothing wrong with wanting to relax while boating and getting to where you want faster. Not every activity has to be a strenuous workout and it is important to have relaxing hobbies.

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    Rage Of Aquarius II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is this supposed to mean?? 🧐🤔

    Jessica Allred
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They queued on the line, but the train didn't line up with the line. Just the annoyance of trying to be in the right spot early and then people getting on before you because the door is in the wrong place.

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    Karlee Behr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's waiting right up front so he can be first but when the train stops he's staring into a window instead of at a door.

    Tom Allen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's supposed to illustrate sod's law... turn up early and wait, but others luckily just turn up and walk straight on because of the door's position. Bit like being at the supermarket like I was tonight... wait for AGES in the checkout queue and just when you get to the front, they open a new checkout just for someone to waltz straight up aaaaaar!

    Marlie Worthington
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s waiting for the logical opening. Like an center door elevator.

    Alicat Wombat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is hysterical. He was waiting there before anyone else and when the subway arrived it stopped with him nowhere near the doors and all the people who got there later got on first. Every time 😂

    Amberlie Mikelsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The door is never where you're waiting for it; it's just how subways/trains/trams/buses operate

    Alexandria Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Standing in the short line thinking it will be faster. *sigh

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does he not know where the doors are? First time out? hmmm i don't get it.

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    Strawberry Pizza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that what...you're meant to use them for...?

    OhnoI’vebeencensored
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I think the ball is supposed to go in the goal

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume this means expensive equipment doesn't buy skill. I had boots taped together with duct tape, still worked. Lol

    Alicat Wombat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly rabbit, fancy expensive cleats don’t magically give you high level skills.

    Tricia Jahnke
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The latest and greatest isn't what makes you good at something.

    Local foodie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Practice makes perfect. And at least they’re being used for the intended reason

    Pink Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of those rare cases where good expensive shoes are important to have. It might've not improve your performance much. But best to not have shoes falling apart after just a few wears.

    2econdSelf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this one doesn't work. It's like expecting that buying an expensive driver will make you golf like Tiger Woods. Trust me, it doesn't.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know very little about golf, so when I read this, my first thought was, why would getting there in a fancy car make you better. Then i remembered there's a golfing club called a driver. I also remembered it was called a club, and not a golf hitting thing.

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They bought something rare and instead of choosing to cherish them and keep them pristine, they used them for playing soccer, which, in turn, would destroy the shoes with dirt, scuffs, etc.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell if you're joking. Those are boots, for playing "soccer".

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    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just cause you look like a pro doesn't mean you'll play like one.

    Lilia Loewenberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! Why limited edition....extra expensive for no reason. Any other pair would do the same thing.

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