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A wrong number text is like an uninvited guest – you never know when it'll show up, and there’s little you can do to prevent it.

Sometimes, however, things take an unexpected turn, and this unasked text can turn into too many tales. Imagine a parallel world where anything can happen, now multiply these scenarios by quantum possibilities, and pick a random one and there you have it– a tale of mistaken identity to be shared on this corner of Reddit.

Welcome to the “Wrong Number” subreddit which boasts an impressive collection of some of the funniest, weirdest, most wholesome, and anything-in-between texts exchanged by complete strangers. And when you're done, check out our previous post with more funny texts!

#1

I'm Going With You!

I'm Going With You!

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    #2

    I'm Not The Principal

    I'm Not The Principal

    PlayaNomad Report

    LottieH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My suggestion; be a parent and just say NO. Worked for me.

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    #3

    My Husband's Response To A Wrong Number Text

    My Husband's Response To A Wrong Number Text

    -Ember_Light- Report

    While wrong number texts may look like a fun and innocent thing to laugh about, Daniel Markuson, the cybersecurity expert at NordVPN, warns that they may be a part of a sinister scam known as “smishing.”

    “The most important thing is not to click on any links in the text message that looks suspicious,” Markuson reminds everyone. They may contain malware. “By replying to the text, you can make it known to the scammer that the telephone number is active. The best thing you can do is ignore the text,” the cybersecurity expert told Bored Panda.

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    #4

    Thanks Papa Gary

    Thanks Papa Gary

    ridergeek1 Report

    #5

    I Don't Change Identities For Free... Lol. I Did Start Out Politely At Least

    I Don't Change Identities For Free... Lol. I Did Start Out Politely At Least

    Dartainia Report

    zububonsai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Susan isn't the brightest bulb in the lamp shop. 🤭

    Per-Ole Sjuve
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you map out beforehand how the conversation is supposed to go "Is this Cara? Yes it certainly is..." and you get thrown a curveball it can really mess you up. In my work people sometimes start with "Excuse me" because they want me to do something for them, but when I reply "You are excused" the confusion is delicious and quite often ends the convo right there. One man said thank you, and drove off.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG thank you, I'm going to start doing this

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    Fransiscus Perdana Tarigan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ufff, that could be funny, if only, if only Susan got that

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Susan is either 10 or 85

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is like a Phone call i got they asked if the was the person they were trying to call. I said no i think you have the wrong number. Then they ask me if they were there. Like what are the chance you dial a wrong number and the person you want is stand right near the person on the other end.

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has happened. But the chances are slim.

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    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one literally made me laugh out loud

    elcee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus this is like me. no matter where I live, my door is the one people come to when they can't find someone's apt. and they always QUESTION when I say "nope!" like I'm not sure if there may b a second secret person living in my apt w me

    Ivona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The caller's probably not a native English speaker, as evidenced by the fact they didn't know what "for the right price" means and couldn't follow the conversation prior to that.

    parmadillo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me, is this the number of Susan?

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gimme a million dollars and I'll be Cara."

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    #6

    The Wrong Number LED To A Wholesome Experience

    The Wrong Number LED To A Wholesome Experience

    DaWesSog Report

    Seb Benson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not crying, you're crying!

    “Victims first receive a very ordinary text message, something along the lines of ‘Let’s move the meeting to tomorrow morning.’” Markuson explained when asked how exactly scammers use the wrong number texts to scam people. Moreover, “The scammers first want to make sure that the phone number is active. They expect the victim to reply that this is the “‘wrong number.’”

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    After that, Markuson explained further, “they try to get to know their victim and ask a couple of questions to make the victim feel comfortable. But sooner or later, they try to persuade a person to invest in cryptocurrency, click on some links, or fill in a form.”

    #7

    I’m So Sorry If Any Of You Wake Up With S**t In Front Of Your Door

    I’m So Sorry If Any Of You Wake Up With S**t In Front Of Your Door

    True_Investment_4133 Report

    #8

    Girl Accidentally Gives Me The Wrong Phone Number

    Girl Accidentally Gives Me The Wrong Phone Number

    sephiralenden Report

    #9

    Tried To Get Everyone A Raise

    Tried To Get Everyone A Raise

    Gonnaholdmytung Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor jennifer so close yet so far

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    In rare cases, scammers even try to form a deeper relationship with their victims and then ask for money. It’s important to mention that scammers tend to target particular people. Markuson argues that “they usually target people who have less advanced technological knowledge or cybersecurity awareness - such as elders.”

    #10

    Grape Juice Is Better

    Grape Juice Is Better

    ohutouchmytralala Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    make it sparkling for a naughty twist

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    #11

    I Got One Today

    I Got One Today

    Darth_Xenic Report

    #12

    How's The Factory?

    How's The Factory?

    andyworthless Report

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    “They also would try to target people who have more money, or on the contrary, lack money, so they are ready to do anything to earn some. However, most often, scammers target random people whose telephone numbers they can guess,” the cybersecurity expert explained.

    For anyone who’s wondering if it’s possible that your phone has been hacked when you receive a wrong number text, Markuson says that it’s probably not the case. “The hackers will not bother to send you messages if they have already hacked your phone and have access to your information,” he concluded.

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    #13

    Had A Little Fun

    Had A Little Fun

    natopotatomusic Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    legend says they never got the goat cheese

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    #14

    My Number Is On Some Real Estate Listing, Been Getting These Texts For Years

    My Number Is On Some Real Estate Listing, Been Getting These Texts For Years

    PorkPotSticker Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist it’s actually real and the first message is a cover-up

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    #15

    Is There A Scam Going On With Texts Like This? I’m Loving Them

    Is There A Scam Going On With Texts Like This? I’m Loving Them

    PeelEatShrimp Report

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    #16

    Sorry, Gilberts

    Sorry, Gilberts

    Happy-Nature9089 Report

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    #17

    Messing With Ms Lisa

    Messing With Ms Lisa

    Jullees Report

    #18

    I Like Spaghetti

    I Like Spaghetti

    stayelevated33 Report

    #19

    When A Random Person Sends You A Random Pic, It's Only Courteous To Send One Back

    When A Random Person Sends You A Random Pic, It's Only Courteous To Send One Back

    Allyson_Chains Report

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    #20

    Bruh What

    Bruh What

    theflymantop Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is SO MUCH to unpack in a single text message

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    #21

    Best Wrong Number Text I've Ever Received

    Best Wrong Number Text I've Ever Received

    xUnbakedPiex Report

    #22

    Who Was The Right Person? (I Know Not A Wrong Number)

    Who Was The Right Person? (I Know Not A Wrong Number)

    SILLYLILLEGS34 Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a chance I may or may not be the right person; Tell me more

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    #23

    I Thought It Was Spam At First. Maybe I Came On A Little Strong?

    I Thought It Was Spam At First. Maybe I Came On A Little Strong?

    Unfair-Ad-6693 Report

    ThatBookGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing for two minutes Straight. Needs to be higher up!!

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    #24

    On Today's Episode Of Scared Straight

    On Today's Episode Of Scared Straight

    berkeleyjake Report

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    #25

    Never A Wrong Number If You Stay On The Offense

    Never A Wrong Number If You Stay On The Offense

    archebald_roughneck Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wonder if they ever got out of nigeria

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    #26

    What A Bargain

    What A Bargain

    ReidyJnr Report

    Kim Charles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tingara heights isn't worth a can of tuna let alone a crunchie

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    #27

    Yikes Sarah

    Yikes Sarah

    LiamInvalid Report

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    #28

    It’s Me Mario…

    It’s Me Mario…

    Goldenwork Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been great if the first person knew the reference!

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    #29

    Was Told That People Here Would Love This

    Was Told That People Here Would Love This

    CrosxBoww Report

    #30

    Removed A Laugh From A Movie

    Removed A Laugh From A Movie

    HelloImugl Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait what how do you do this i need to know

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    #31

    Omega Still Looking For White Boy More Than A Year Later

    Omega Still Looking For White Boy More Than A Year Later

    MoskvaSinkingEnjoyer Report

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    #32

    Wrong Number, Decided To Have Some Fun

    Wrong Number, Decided To Have Some Fun

    8LeggedSquirrel Report

    the shy platypus from nextdoor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both the text bubbles and the background being grey is too much for my eyes 😅

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    #33

    Breakup Advice From Not Danny

    Breakup Advice From Not Danny

    Rough-Definition1719 Report

    #34

    Stop Hissing At The Yoga Instructor

    Stop Hissing At The Yoga Instructor

    liamduritz88 Report

    #35

    I’m In Between Jobs Right Now So This Could’ve Been Big

    I’m In Between Jobs Right Now So This Could’ve Been Big

    MasterpieceWaste23 Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do they get paid to go because that could be my new profession

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    #36

    Hail Satan (Not Mine But A Friend Got This Text)

    Hail Satan (Not Mine But A Friend Got This Text)

    CrispyBigToes Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my reply too when they ring. "Hello is that x"; "No you have the wrong number"; "what number is this?"; "What number did you dial"; "what number is this"; "no, you dialed the wrong one, tell me what number you're trying and I'll tell you it's wrong". etc etc. You messed up, I'm not going to tell your fat fingers exactly how.

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    #37

    Some Lady Texted Me About A Child

    Some Lady Texted Me About A Child

    ThatgothWitch2004 Report

    #38

    Got A Random Text This Morning

    Got A Random Text This Morning

    Kingdog369 Report

    #39

    Sometimes Telling Them They Have The Wrong Number Just Isn't Enough

    Sometimes Telling Them They Have The Wrong Number Just Isn't Enough

    AnAlienNamedAlvin Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine is the elusive dandelion, discontinued and heartbreakingly replaced by the ridiculous bluetiful

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    #40

    Wrong Phone Number

    Wrong Phone Number

    jojo-822 , twitter.com Report

    Crazy Dog Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For spaghetti I’ll do anything but I won’t do that.

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    #41

    I Feel Like A Bad Person…

    I Feel Like A Bad Person…

    IonasFinser Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “only one of us is coming back” ominous foreshadowing

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    #42

    Wrong Number Chaos

    Wrong Number Chaos

    Marianeta Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn who knew possums were so savage

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    #43

    Wrong. Number

    Wrong. Number

    dmkern Report

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly think she has a the wrong number? Not 100% positive though

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    #44

    New Work Phone Offers Brief Amusement

    New Work Phone Offers Brief Amusement

    Nacho_Sunbeam Report

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    #45

    I Thought This Was Funny

    I Thought This Was Funny

    brookeisshook Report

    max and the expresso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the weirdest cake recipe ever.i mixed them all in a bowl and when I baked them my house set on fire! 3 stars.

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    #46

    Friend Sent Me This Today

    Friend Sent Me This Today

    CaptainJackpot3 Report

    Rodive95
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ITS WHITE BOY THAT OMEGA WAS LOOKING FOR

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    #47

    If You Want To Play The Game, You Should Know The Rules

    If You Want To Play The Game, You Should Know The Rules

    berkeleyjake Report

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    #48

    A Nice Little Giggle For The Day

    A Nice Little Giggle For The Day

    chimchim66 Report

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I need to know what the prank call about areolas entails!

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    #49

    My Name Is Not Kristin

    My Name Is Not Kristin

    Nicholas_Akira Report

    #50

    The TV Text

    The TV Text

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    #51

    I Offered A Recipe

    I Offered A Recipe

    TigerTorakio Report

    Bamblez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like eating octopus because I know how smart they are. I do like eating pork even though I know how smart pigs are. I am a hypocrite.

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    #52

    I Once Used A Dictionary To Help A Stranger Learn What’s Up

    I Once Used A Dictionary To Help A Stranger Learn What’s Up

    NoCommercial1874 Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the memoji in the corner is a whole vibe

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    #53

    Sorry, Sophia

    Sorry, Sophia

    archebald_roughneck Report

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    #54

    Um

    Um

    spacecatJ Report

    Nila Griffin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Important to note that’s why Graham crackers were invented! And corn flakes.

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    #55

    Yea Golf Was Fun

    Yea Golf Was Fun

    Indication_Salty Report

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    #57

    Don’t Tell Mom

    Don’t Tell Mom

    WickedxRaven Report

    Jake stenhouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn’t make sense. Why does he say ‘this is Jayden your son’ if he thinks he’s talking to his friend?

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    #58

    They Didn't Like My Picture

    They Didn't Like My Picture

    BenderIT Report

    The Idaho Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the urge to smack this smarta** in the gut. Who's with me?

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    #59

    I Am Not Jack, But I Am Laughing At Lisa's Expense

    I Am Not Jack, But I Am Laughing At Lisa's Expense

    Conflictd_Confection Report

    #60

    This Dude Thought I Was His Husband

    This Dude Thought I Was His Husband

    Illustrious-Mall6295 Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did she not know her husband's phone??

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    #61

    I Think I Just Accidentally Scared Off My Maintenance Guy

    I Think I Just Accidentally Scared Off My Maintenance Guy

    codered850 Report

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    #62

    Ah. Lovely

    Ah. Lovely

    SpareSerotonin418 Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh damn, they texted a wrong number and still got a picture of some booty AND a nice looking chest pic. Score

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    #63

    I Got This One A While Back And It Gave Me A Chuckle Today

    I Got This One A While Back And It Gave Me A Chuckle Today

    Kurigohan-Kamehameha Report

    #64

    And I Don't Even Own Golf Clubs

    And I Don't Even Own Golf Clubs

    FlavoredNeon Report

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    #65

    Got This Text From An Unknown Number. I Just Couldn’t Help Myself

    Got This Text From An Unknown Number. I Just Couldn’t Help Myself

    YourFreaKreation Report

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    #66

    If I See Him I'll Ask Him For Ya

    If I See Him I'll Ask Him For Ya

    bloomhound Report

    #67

    If I Weren't Too Awkward To Date Women Yet, She Might Have Fooled Me

    If I Weren't Too Awkward To Date Women Yet, She Might Have Fooled Me

    LinguaPhiliax Report

    Jake stenhouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d say this is one from Western Australia (Karatha is a town there)

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    #68

    Someone Is Going To Miss Their New Job Orientation

    Someone Is Going To Miss Their New Job Orientation

    SlowEquipment5 Report

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    #69

    Adorable Message From A Wrong Number. Erica, You've Made Patrick Very Happy

    Adorable Message From A Wrong Number. Erica, You've Made Patrick Very Happy

    DixieMcCall Report

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    #70

    A Friend Used My Number For A Doordash Discount And Didn't Tell Me

    A Friend Used My Number For A Doordash Discount And Didn't Tell Me

    ForgiveTheNerd Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    19:04 to 19:05, and the driver didn't even flinch for a second at the picture and request for lube; That, friends and neighbors, is commitment to one's job

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    #71

    Felt Like The Perfect Setup. I Never Knew A Real Person Named Unity

    Felt Like The Perfect Setup. I Never Knew A Real Person Named Unity

    berkeleyjake Report

    #72

    Met A G Today

    Met A G Today

    Accomplished-Fan-960 Report

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    #73

    I Thought It Was A Scam Until Seeing What The Link Was (Just Some Comic, Thought It Was Hentai Though) Scam Or Wrong Number—who Was It For, Or What Would A Scammer Get Out Of This? So Weird

    I Thought It Was A Scam Until Seeing What The Link Was (Just Some Comic, Thought It Was Hentai Though) Scam Or Wrong Number—who Was It For, Or What Would A Scammer Get Out Of This? So Weird

    trouble_walking Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair like 80% of doujinshi (sort of like a fanmade comic) is hentai (porn).

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    #74

    Buy My House, Jackie

    Buy My House, Jackie

    _Shooter-McGavin Report

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get these weird real estate ones too.

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    #75

    Someone Has Done An Oopsie

    Someone Has Done An Oopsie

    unfortunatepersonoof Report

    #76

    The Sore Text

    The Sore Text

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    #77

    Girl

    Girl

    verypuzzledshark Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe lindsey ate haribo sugarless gummy bears

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    #78

    Had This Rollercoaster Of A Conversation With A Wrong Number Text

    Had This Rollercoaster Of A Conversation With A Wrong Number Text

    DuckDimmadome Report

    #80

    Send Me The Fkn Recipe Avrill!

    Send Me The Fkn Recipe Avrill!

    Happy-Nature9089 Report

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    #81

    Rex

    Rex

    SnooAvocados6819 Report

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    #82

    Definitely Not Daniel

    Definitely Not Daniel

    Salty4Lightning Report

    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay you're not Daniel, but can I come over to scritch your puppy's head?

    #83

    Girl Gave This Guy The Wrong Number Now He’s Mad At Me

    Girl Gave This Guy The Wrong Number Now He’s Mad At Me

    Armageddxxn Report

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    #85

    Wrong Number, A Short (And True!) Story

    Wrong Number, A Short (And True!) Story

    ItsFlipster Report

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    #86

    You Are Next

    You Are Next

    Regular-Repair-6142 Report

    thatonelesbiangorwl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a monster calls is such a good movie am i right pandas?

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    #87

    I’m Not Dave But I Do Have Milk

    I’m Not Dave But I Do Have Milk

    zaxsauceana Report

    The Idaho Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely talking about a jug of milk........right?