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Ready for another round of questionable decision-making? We’re back with another round of ‘Would You Rather’ scenarios. These 30 fresh dilemmas range from slightly annoying to absolutely ridiculous, but there’s one rule that hasn’t changed: you still have to pick a side. No middle ground, no “it depends”.

If you're up for even more tough choices, go check out Part 3 of the Would You Rather poll, too.

So, ready to make some tough calls? Let’s get started! 🎲

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#1

Get $100 each time someone thinks about you or know what they’re thinking about you at that point in time?

Stack of hundred-dollar bills on left, couple camping by tent on right, illustrating public speaking or deep water dilemma.

olia danilevich , Vanessa Garcia Report

Agfox
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2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For $100 a pop I wouldn't care what they thought of me

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    #2

    Be the world poker champion or chess champion?

    Hands dealing playing cards on a green table next to a black and white chessboard with chess pieces in play

    Javon Swaby , Felix Mittermeier Report

    Janissary35680
    Community Member
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poker champ skills can be parlayed into a fairly dependable revenue stream; chess, not so much.

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    #3

    Be constantly followed by 50 ducklings or have a beaver sitting on your shoulder?

    A group of ducklings on grass beside a close-up of a beaver in water illustrating public speaking or deep water dilemmas.

    Pixabay , Denitsa Kireva Report

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as I'm not responsible for them, having ducklings follow me around doesn't seem like a real problem. Unless they can open doors. Even then, it seems better than having a beaver on my shoulder all the time.

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    #4

    Fart whenever you smile or spit at the end of each sentence?

    Young man smiling in black and white photo next to close-up of a camel, illustrating public speaking or deep water dilemma.

    Stefan Stefancik , Gu Bra Report

    Emilu
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... who thought of these questions? I mean, I know it says who writes the quizzes, but... you know what I mean, right?

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    #5

    Hug a panda or a koala?

    Panda resting near fence and koala sitting on grass in nature, illustrating public speaking or deep water dilemmas.

    Kayla S , Snow Chang Report

    Emilu
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume I get to hug them without violence ensuing?

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    #6

    Have your future determined by your parents or by a random stranger?

    Silhouette of a man holding a baby with sunlight and a lone person walking on a foggy forest path.

    Josh Willink , Mustafa Sevi Report

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was lucky my parents were the best of the best (not just my opinion). Sadly, I know some people aren't so lucky.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t have any parents !, so stranger , although my future was foretold , by my mum as died when I was 8 mths old , took a while to figure it out mind but 🤷‍♀️I got there eventually ,

    Littlemiss
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😞 hugs, definitely getting there eventually is better than not getting there at all

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke's on you, my parents already determined my future the second they adopted me :( Same for my ex, actually - he is the firstborn son of Chinese immigrants, so his future was always going to be "doctor or lawyer". I'd honestly take my chances on a random stranger being kinder/better/more considerate to have decided my future than my parents were.

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife was a stranger, when we first met and she has changed me, made me a much better man.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents say I’d be a slum dweller so preferably a stranger

    Mike F
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would have to ask mine with a Ouija board.

    Emilu
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the comments here make me really sad. It mightn't mean much, but sending my love to the pandas who had/have crappy parents. ❤️

    SheHulk
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another strange question. You can't avoid your parents influence.

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    #7

    Lose with honor or win & be booed?

    Boxer raising arms in victory with referee between two fighters, symbolizing tough dilemmas like public speaking or deep water.

    ClickerHappy Report

    Chich the witch
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loose with honour and then I can pack the sport in and do something worthwhile out of the limelight.

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    #8

    Only watch Christmas movies or listen to Christmas music for the entire month of December?

    Child praying at dinner table on left, two people having a conversation and drinks on right, illustrating public speaking dilemmas.

    Twentieth Century Fox , Vevo Report

    Emilu
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't watch movies much, but I've worked retail. My fellow retail/ex-retail pandas will understand.

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    #9

    Live a peaceful life in the countryside or an active life in the city?

    Split image showing a peaceful lakeside village with greenery and a vibrant cityscape at night, illustrating public speaking dilemmas.

    Pixabay , Chait Goli Report

    Chich the witch
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mind visiting cities but can only last a few days. Much prefer my wee place on the edge of the forest.

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    #10

    Be an astronaut or a sailor?

    Astronaut floating in space beside a sailboat on calm water, illustrating public speaking or deep water dilemmas.

    Pixabay , David Solce Report

    Miki
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not expected that poll resul.

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    #11

    Be able to ride a unicycle on a tight rope or complete a Rubik’s cube in 10 seconds?

    Person balancing on a unicycle high above a crowd beside a colorful Rubik's Cube puzzle on a table, showing public speaking dilemma.

    Youtube , Byron Sullivan Report

    #12

    Have chocolate-covered broccoli for every meal or never taste chocolate again?

    Chocolate-covered broccoli pieces on a white plate, illustrating a unique and challenging would you rather dilemma.

    Uncomfortable Side Dishes , Pixabay Report

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    #13

    Fight the crowds for the best deals or miss out on sales, but avoid the chaos?

    Red shopping bag with sale signs showing discounts, illustrating public speaking or deep water dilemma concept.

    Max Fischer Report

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    #14

    Only be able to speak via a translator or only speak when asked a question?

    Hand holding smartphone with language app next to chalk-drawn question mark representing public speaking dilemmas

    Mohamed_hassan , Pixabay Report

    SheHulk
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone does this already.

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    #15

    Have back pain all day or a bad toothache all day?

    Person receiving back pain treatment on left, woman in pain holding face on right, illustrating public speaking dilemmas

    Karola G , Andrea Piacquadio Report

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least my back pain can be massaged out.

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    #16

    Change aspects of your personality or your looks?

    Person in white shirt holding blank paper in front of face against green foliage, symbolizing public speaking dilemma choices.

    Porapak Apichodilok Report

    Nina
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to have some pretty privilege

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    #17

    Be forced to speak in public or swim in deep, dark water?

    Microphone on stage with red seats contrasted with a diver underwater, illustrating would you rather public speaking dilemmas.

    Allie Reefer , Gilbert Cayamo Report

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to give a ten minute talk to about 300 work colleagues and was a bit stressed about it and our CEO (a great bloke) said "I wouldn't worry, I do it all the time and I know most of them aren't listening." We both burst out laughing and I was fine after that.

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    #18

    Drink every meal as a smoothie or never be able to eat food that has been cooked?

    Green smoothie garnished with flowers beside a chef in a restaurant kitchen preparing food, illustrating choice dilemmas.

    Antoni Shkraba Studio , Rene Terp Report

    Beady El
    Community Member
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But smoothies aren’t cooked. The smoothie option is a subset of the uncooked option.

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    #19

    Be unlucky & intelligent, or lucky & dumb?

    Close-up of deep green clover leaves in low light, illustrating nature's calm contrast to public speaking dilemmas.

    Elias Tigiser Report

    Beady El
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luck has greater impact on your life than intelligence. It shouldn’t be so, but it is.

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    #20

    Spend an hour in a slaughterhouse or spend a whole day in a garbage dump?

    Man buying meat at a market contrasted with a landfill filled with plastic waste, highlighting public speaking or deep water dilemmas.

    Jimmy Chan , Tom Fisk Report

    JustAPandaGirlInAPandaWorld
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have done security/firewatch for a garbage dump, so... garbage dump

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    #21

    Have a magic freezer that always has all your favorite ice cream or a different ice cream flavor every time you open the door?

    Various flavors of gelato in metal containers with scoops, highlighting the dilemma of public speaking or deep water choices.

    ROMAN ODINTSOV Report

    Lukas (he/him, it/its)
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, favorites change, so does the ice cream flavor change when your taste does? And if you choose the other, you could just open and close the freezer over and over again until you get something you like.

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    #22

    Lose your keys or your wallet?

    Close-up of metal keys on black surface beside a brown leather wallet on a white background, illustrating choice dilemmas.

    George Becker , Josh Withers Report

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting new keys is easy. Credit cards aren't hard to replace, but a drivers license and car registration are a bit of a pain. My lifetime US national parks pass would cost $80 to replace. At the moment I've also got just over $200 cash in my wallet. And it's unlikely to matter, but I've also got a lottery ticket that might turn out to be worth about $25 or $30 million for me and $400 million for my charitable foundation.

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    #23

    Go to the beach on a sunny day, but the water is cold, or on a rainy day, but the water is warm?

    Split image showing a sunny beach with palm tree versus a cloudy shoreline, illustrating a public speaking or deep water dilemma.

    Asad Photo Maldives , Josh Hild Report

    #24

    Be able to teleport but only to places you’ve never been, or fly but only at walking speed?

    Abstract night landscape with light trails under starry sky and a woman at sunset with birds flying, highlighting public speaking dilemmas.

    Marek Piwnicki , Eugene Golovesov Report

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this one a no-brainer? Teleporting to places I've never been would make it easy to get to the thousands of places I'd like to see, though getting my stuff there might be a separate issue. OTOH, walking speed is plenty fast enough for recreational flying. I'd kill to be able to fly at walking speed. Besides, I'd need a way to get back home from the closest place I could teleport on my way back from far off places.

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    #25

    Be able to play the piano or the guitar?

    Hands playing piano keys and guitar strings, representing a choice between public speaking or deep water dilemmas.

    Juan Pablo Serrano , Quốc Bảo Report

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a tough one as I can play the piano, just not very well, and I would like to be better, but I would also like to learn guitar

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    #26

    Have a clown nose or elf ears?

    Two women representing would you rather dilemmas, one with a clown nose and colorful scarf, the other outdoors in red dress

    BOOM 💥 , Renthel Cueto Report

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elf ears are cute ! Clowns are freaking creepy as hell !

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    #27

    Be incapable of pronouncing the letter ‘A’ or not be able to use the letter ‘F’ without spitting?

    Wooden letter A and pink flowers in a pot next to a chalk-drawn F grade on a gray background for public speaking dilemmas.

    Arun Kumar , cottonbro studio Report

    #28

    Control the outcome of any coin flip or be unbeatable at rock, paper, scissors?

    Person flipping a coin outdoors and two people playing rock paper scissors, illustrating public speaking and decision dilemmas.

    CocaKolaLips , Aydın Photography Report

    #29

    Eat only dog food or do all your business in a litter box?

    Close-up of dry cat food pieces beside an orange and white cat exiting a litter box in a home setting.

    Rafael Rodrigues , All About Cats Veterinary Hospital Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but have you seen/smelled some of the modern fancy dog foods, especially the "fresh-cooked" ones like Farmer's Dog and Just Food For Dogs?! XD They're super expensive (I can't afford them, lol) but they're made with human-grade ingredients and actually smell really delicious. Both my dogs eat a high-quality kibble from a good brand, and even the kibble smells pretty decent. I admit (hey, I was curious...) that I tried a half of a kibble once. It didn't taste *gross*, just bland-ish. So, I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I could CHOOSE the brand of dog food I got to eat, I'm all in on that option XD

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    #30

    Have to wash your hands every 10 minutes or only once a month?

    Person washing hands under running water in a white sink, illustrating a public speaking or deep water dilemma concept.

    CDC Report

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Washing your hands is good. But every 10 minutes? My skin would get tight and c racked.

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