45 Most Absurd Cases Of Weaponized Incompetence That Women Shared In This Thread

That's just an all out pr'<k.

One is enough to smack him with

If someone did this to me, I would smack them in the back of the head with a sock full of pennies.

Hmmm… there are a few different methods here. Pull out his chest hairs with an old pair of pliers. Though, I will say, putting piranhas in his bath tub would be more effective. It is more pricey, but I would say it’s worth the investment.

Well played.

No wonder he's the ex.

This can't be true

So sorry you married that lazy POS, and Good on you he's now you're ex.

Oh just go on top of the roof and look around, I'm sure you'll find the dishes spot. These rocks I'm gathering? It's for something else, don't worry about it.

"Look around the house until you find it. I refuse to believe you're this stupid."

What an a$$hat!

Scumbag

I'd tell his commanding officer he needs more practice with it since he forgets when he's at home.

my college boyfriend was like this… momma’s boys are a heck of a mess

Cognitive labor. It's a thing.

Another ex (7) 👍

Relatable

That's all too typical as they get praised for every little chore they perform their entire lives, while women are criticized for not doing them well or more often instead.

I see a theme here with "my ex... "

Which sums up everything we know about managers.

I assume he hand washes his clothes. Probably also cooks over a fire, too. /s

Congrats on your soon-to-be release!

Another ex (5) 👍

Ewwww

I'd have made it and served it to him. Using the entire jar of peanut butter.

Hey I've got a crazy idea: what if people worked in stores? That way you could ask someone already there.

I sincerely hope that once she was over the food poisoning she tossed him out like she did the contents of her stomach

"Is this a piece of bread?" "No, it's a sponge." "What about this sauce?" "No, that's liquid soap" "What about--" "Screw it, just put this carpet sample and some lighter fluid between the sponge and some sandpaper and you're good to go."

Another ex (19) 👍

ew ew ew but how did she not notice sooner?

"I don't know, why don't you ask your son?"

When we brought our first baby home from the hospital, I told my husband, "i don't know any more about this than you do. We will figure it out together." And we did. And our son's are not the a$$shats on this thread.

Another ex (17) 👍

Another ex (16 👍

I hope he was the one who learned the lessons after you got done with him.

And so the cycle continues until the end of time.

I would make him look in random wrong drawer, then when he says they're not there, "oh yeah, sorry, they're in the (some other but still wrong) drawer". And then I would tell him to check this cabinet, that cabinet... I would make him check all the wrong drawer, cabinets, etc. except for the correct one.

Another ex (21) 👍

My dad has never in his life paid bills, filed taxes, used the washing machine or drier, folded clothes... And he's just learned to make appointments the last few years. At least he's cooking, but that's because he's a retired chef and likes it

This is just willful ignorance and laziness.

Seeing the other idiots on this thread I'm glad that one even managed to pick a box and put something in it

No more meals for you.

Okay this one will really blow your mind. I hope you're all sitting down for this idea. What if instructions for microwaving were on the packaging already? Okay now breath, don't hyperventilate here!

That's exactly how he's gotten away with not doing them his entire life, my brother's did the same thing until my mom gave up and made dishes my chore every night.

No, you stop cooking because you don't have any clean pots and pans. Geez, I really appreciate my husband.