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BAM!

That burn hahahahahaha

I bet this conversation is fake... sounds too accurate

haha

Go Emily!!!!!! This is hilarious!!!!

Better ugluyy than typing-challenged.

Hahahaha

Damn

Back when Yahoo still had chatrooms people would DM me with "a/s/l?" I would always say "Yes, but it's unnecessary when texting." (American Sign Language).

This is sooo good!!

female too

She is sitting on the floor which is lava and you got burnt!

Apply cold water to that burn

he's hot as well, it seems to me.

she rather burn her genitals then sit on his face? ouch

12 percent is the mood the guy is feeling now. :/

Well that escalated quickly.

Slay, sister!

gooooooaaaaaaalllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In Taiwan internet slang, BJ4 means 不解釋, "no explanation." I haven't tried to explain why it's weird in English.

boom

Wow that's my last name...

😂😂😂

Ha ha ha

hahahahahahh mic drop

"Lie to me, Pinocchio !"

I hear it's best if you put a cushion on his face before sitting there.

Pinocchio in all of his greatness

Why did the original sender screenshot this?

*claps*

He politely explained himself. That`s a gentleman. Go for it ! :D

I expected nothing else.

CRINGE

Actually, that's f***ing hilarious

An a*****e is always an a*****e

And I thought I have terrible pickup lines.

I would think this was kinda cute...if it was someone I actually KNEW and was in a relationship with, and not some random creepy guy on Facebook

I'm scarred

I mean if you like orange juice...

uh.. what??? OJ??? his kiler???

Is he talking to a freezer? Freezer doesn't have a d and should put his d in one :)

Idiot

*waits two minutes* .......... ......................ok NOW it's time to bring the joke home!

I have no words. I have been in a 7 year relationship that literally self destructed last week. I would not deal with the kind of s**t we are seeing here. Just NO.