85 Worst Movie Posters That Spoil The First Impression

"The Ghanaian poster for Cujo is possibly amazing instead."

"Russian poster for Star Wars is crazy. Darth Vader is a cat."

Flint_Vorselon replied:
"Please tell me the dog was the brains of the operation."

Prince-of-Ravens replied:
"Pretty sure every single thing in that poster comes from a stock photo site."

whendoesOpTicplay replied:
"Is it supposed to look like he's in the Sims?"

User No 1 replied:
"Jesus. I couldn't even recall Robert Downey Jr. being in Chef. Was he in it for like a single scene or something?"

SUBLIMINAL__MESSAGES replied:
"It should've just been the silhouettes, the faces are such a horrendous idea they should've never made it past the planning phase."

FireTigerThrowdown replied:
"Wonderful posters. Hurr durr, grown men sure are infantile manchildren while women are joyless mother figures."

"I don't even remember where I saw this, but it took me no time at all to realize it's the worst one I've ever seen."

"I work in health care and some of the movies that we get are these christian movie house films to show to elderly or kids and you're just like "Dude this movie looks like it'll make them feel worse." So we always end up buying the latest movies and keeping them in rotation for people to watch."

criminalsunrise replied:
"That looks like Nicholas Cage's face on John Travolta's body... hold on, that'd make a great film!"

becauseican95 replied:
"The poster's bad. The title's worse."

DQ11 replied:
"Still though it is almost worth mentioning twice.
3 very obvious separate pictures attempted to be pieced together + fake gun arm... just odd. Somebody got paid money for this... and then probably got another job after, and got paid for that too."

jer706 replied:
"This movie grossed a total of literally $30 in the box office on a $1.2 million budget."

"They put his eyes on a dog and it's just creepy."

isorx0932 replied:
"Please tell me this isn't real. Was this done in Microsoft paint?"

"Everything about this poster is wrong."

"Font and letter spacing is shocking."

"Mark Wahlberg looks like he is scratching his back and doing a terrible job of hiding the money strapped to his waist."

pitaenigma replied:
"I will not have that movie spoken ill of. It is the world's greatest nap movie. I have never sat through it without falling asleep ten minutes in, and waking up to a helicopter exploding is glorious. I fell asleep to it in movie theaters, I fell asleep to it when I pirated it, and I fell asleep to it when it was on TV. I never fall asleep to movies, but that film is fucking Nyquil to me. So don't talk ill about it. I'm an insomniac and this is the only cure."

User No 1 said:
"It's pretty much a running joke by now that Marvel team up movies have bad posters. Nothing to qualify as the worst by any measure, but just completely uninspired photoshop hack jobs. The solo movies tend to have decent ones, but the Avengers movies and Civil War had some bad ones."
 
A_Dog_Chasing_Cars replied:
"I'm especially amused by this Age of Ultron one.
'Boss, who do we put on the poster?'
'Everyone!'"

"Looks like it was made by a guy just learning Photoshop."

masterobiwan replied:
"Oh gosh. I saw a trailer for that the other day."

rocker2014 said:
"Worst photoshopped poster ever."
 
Blinkskij replied:
"I love Idris Elba, but I'm fairly sure he's not an actual light source."
 
VictorBlimpmuscle also replied:
"Paul Walker's head looks like it's photoshopped onto a black man's neck."

"There's one for a film called something like Grudge Match, with an incredibly poorly photoshopped De Niro and Stallone on it. That one is a big contender for me."

sunshinecid replied:
"Why are Elijah Wood's hands SO big?"

jumpbreak5 replied:
"Still blows my mind that this movie actually happened. It really does look like it was based on a photoshopped movie poster made by a redditor."

whendoesOpTicplay replied:
"I feel like it was a poor attempt at hiding that the "Egyptians" were being played by two white dudes."

Redditor said:
"I can't believe that I saw the movie, it makes me despise Jon Heder."
 
Cyclops_ replied:
"I like Jon Heder. I feel like I must see this. I believe it'll be terrible, and not in the cool way. I feel like I vaguely remember it coming out, but then again I can't even imagine one shot."

"Was talking to my brother and he threw this bomb at me, Fifth Element Movie Poster."

PedosoKJ replied:
"How hard would it have been to get the dog to lick her face?"

dugpdcv said:
"Damn, the guy looks like Liam Hemsworth on the poster."
 
Afrasher replied:
"Looks like they photoshopped the top half of John Travolta's face onto the body of Arnie's Terminator."